Disclaimer: I'm kind of happy I only have three chapters left; I'm having a hard time thinking of things to write here XD. Well what else can I say? How about blah blah blah blah I don't own Inuyasha blah.
Chapter 13:
Adventures in Babysitting
"So the next generation of monk has finally been born, perhaps this is the chance we've been waiting for," Naraku smirked as he looked into his incarnates mirror at the image of a black haired woman holding a new born baby whose right hand was wrapped in green prayer beads.
"Do you want me to destroy the infant master Naraku?" a golem asked its creator.
"No, I want you to bring the child to me and take anyone who stands in your way, I want hostages if the child escapes," the powerful half demon order.
"Yes Master, as you wish," the golem replied as he bowed then stood up and began to turn away.
"One more thing, while you're at it, bring me the Tetsusiaga."
Two Weeks Later
"Sango would you get that kid to shut up? He hasn't stopped crying since we left the village," Inuyasha yelled at the demon slayer, making the baby whine even louder.
"Inuyasha you're upsetting him, shhh… it's alright Michio Uncle Inuyasha didn't mean to scare you," Sango gently comforted her son and rock him back and forth in her arms.
"I am not his uncle, do I look human. Speaking of relatives when the hell is Kagome coming back?" complained the half demon that was crankier then usual from lack of sleep and didn't even notice the strange looks he was receiving.
"What does Kagome have to do with relatives?" asked a confused Kohaku.
"Oh uh nothing," Inuyasha replied frantically and immediately changed the subject, "Sango, Miroku find a way to control that runt of yours or we're leaving him with Kaede."
Miruto noticed the distressed look on the new mother's face and lifted Michio from her arms, "Here I think I have an idea," the incarnation informed them then began to sing a melody that they all, with the exception of Kohaku, were familiar with. The purple eyed baby began to yawn and within moments was fast asleep, "I think he's finally asleep." Miruto expected to find smiling, praising faces surrounding him but instead found that all his friends were fast asleep as well, 'I guess I should have warned them to cover their ears, I suppose I can't change anything now so might as well join them,' the water demon thought as laid down on the ground with the baby boy lying at his side, snuggling against his breast.
A few hours later Miroku woke to find his son in the arms of the sleeping demon, he crawled over towards his wife and gently nudged her until she woke up, "Look he's finally asleep," the monk smiled at the groggy twenty year old woman.
"Well if he's a sleep why can't you let me stay asleep," Sango complained then rolled over and tried to go back to sleep.
"Sango the sun hasn't even set yet, why don't we stay up for a little while, we haven't had anytime alone together for months now." Miroku said with a lecherous smile on his face.
"Hmm I guess you're right," Sango yawned then sat up and snuggled next to the man, her head on his shoulder. She watched her child soundly sleeping on the ground and a startling thought occurred to her, "Do you think that he should be sleeping on the bare ground like that, at his age he could come down with a cold or something."
"Would it make you feel better if we gave him a bath," conceded the monk with a supportive smile. She nodded and so he stood up and grabbed her hand and pulled her to her feet. They walked over to wear their child was lying and removed the demon's arm that was flung across his waste protectively. Sango lifted Michio into her arms and watched as his eyelids fluttered open the he smiled, "I supposed we should be thankful he's not crying," Miroku snickered as they headed towards a nearby pond.
Miruto felt his arm fall down on his chest and he suddenly realized something was missing but he couldn't think of what it was so he figured he'd check on Michio while he was trying to think of it. He his eyes slowly targeted on the spot where he had left the baby and it took him a moment to realize he wasn't there. His blue eyes darted back and forth until he saw Miroku and Sango walking away upside down, "I wonder where they're going?"
The sound of the incarnation's voice seemed to stir Shippou awake. He opened his eyelids slightly for he was still tired and watched as the blurry image of the demon seemed to dig a small hole, then fill it with water. After a few minutes off watching Shippou widened his eyes and could see a smile spread across Miruto's face which he had become accustomed to traveling with Miroku. Shippou quietly crept over towards his companion and was shocked at watch he saw and began screaming at the top of his lungs.
Inuyasha and Kohaku woke up and were almost immediately in attack mode as the water demon turned his head around. The half demon spotted the shape shifter screaming and snarled, "Shippou what the hell are you yelling about?"
"Miruto's looking at a naked person!" Shippou exclaimed as he pointed towards the water; making Inuyasha and Kohaku perked their eyebrows and approached the embarrassed male with hidden curiosity but were also shocked at what they saw.
"Whoa I didn't think you were like that, you know Miroku already has a son," Inuyasha laughed hysterically.
"Miroku, what the heck are you talking…" Miruto stared as he began to turn around then realized what they saw, "Oh my eyes, my poor innocent eyes. I swear that Sango only a few seconds ago" the elemental quickly covered his eyes and reversed the spell on the water.
"That brings up another question, what the fuck were you doing looking at my sister?" Kohaku fumed and began swinging his scythe offensively.
"Oh…uh you see the thing is I woke up and I saw that Michio was gone and I…" the hormonal "teenager" stuttered until Inuyasha put his hand to his moth and perked up his ears.
"Someone's coming I can feel a powerful demonic aura heading towards us," informed the white haired hanyo as he perked his dog ears and stared off into the woods as the bushes began to rustle. The silhouette of Naraku came into view and Inuyasha withdrew the Tetsusiaga from its sheath, "Naraku what do you want?"
"I've merely come for the child but if it's a fight you want then I'll be happy to oblige," the golem grinned then released it's tentacles from beneath its furs and charged toward the males.
"Wind Scar," the attack neatly cut through the appendages but no sooner had they hit the ground that they seemed to reattach themselves then wrap around Inuyasha, making him drop the sword, and within moments Inuyasha was engulfed into the "demon's" flesh as his friend's looked on in horror.
"Know it's your turns," "Naraku" smirked then sent his tentacles to wrap around Miruto and Kohaku, "This was simpler then I anticipated."
"I am not down yet, Purifying Water," the elemental yelled and his bonds dissolved into nothing, "Don't worry Kohaku I'm coming!"
"No, got warn Sango," the teenager managed to scream before being absorbed as well.
The incarnation was preparing to make a run for the pond when he noticed that "his former master" was reaching for the Tetsusiaga. He withdrew his throwing star from his pocket and threw it towards the tentacle, "Ice Blade," the weapon froze the appendage and sliced clean through it. After the item returned to his hand, Miruto dashed towards the Tetsusiaga and teleported with it in hand before he had a chance to be attacked.
Sango was almost finished bathing her child when she saw a demon's reflection appear in the water and she quickly covered up, "Miruto what are you doing?"
"No time to explain, Naraku will be here any second. You'd better get dressed," advised the demon as he looked behind him to make sure Naraku was still out of sight.
"Come on Sango we'd better get dressed quickly," Miroku said as he exited the water, the demon still looking away.
They had barely finished dressing themselves and tying on the cloth their child used as a diaper when two trees fell in their path, revealing Naraku from the wood. Sango looked down at her newborn son and handed him over to her companion, "Miruto I want you to get him as far away as possible and don't return until this is all over," the woman sobbed then kissed the top of Michio's head.
"Of course Sango, good luck," he solemnly replied then summoned his cloud and sat cross legged on it with the infant in his arms and the Tetsusiaga tied around his waste then took off into the air, followed by the many tentacles of his assailant.
"Stay away from them!" Miroku yelled as he began to unwrap his cursed hand.
"Go ahead, suck me into the void, you'll only be taking your friends down as well," the golem smirk and indicated his body.
"Well we may not be able to destroy you but at least we can buy Miruto some time," Sango defiantly told the satisfied demon then threw her Boomerang at his appendages as Miroku sliced through them with his staff.
"You're only delaying the inevitable, and apparently not very well," he laughed.
Sango suddenly felt something moving on her foot and soon found herself wrapped in the flesh of her enemy and saw her husband was as well. She looked up into the sky to see that Miruto still wasn't very far away and seemed to be fighting against the tentacles as well. "Miruto you have to teleport, it's the only way you'll survive," Sango screamed before her mouth was covered.
'Your right, I just hope I don't end up in a diaper,' Miruto thought as he felt a pull against his ankle. He quickly teleported away and it was the last thing Sango saw before she was engulfed.
When Miruto reappeared in front of the bone eater's well he found that he was completely wiped of energy and sat down on the ground and leaned against the stone well. He looked down at the child and noticed that he was wrapped it a blue fabric, then he noticed tightness in his pelvic region, 'Figures this would happen when I finally manage to take someone with me, at least we're safe for now,' the demon thought right before he passed out from exhaustion.
Yey I'm done with the chapter, I was beginning to think I wouldn't get it out till New Years XD. Anyway after watching the Stewie Griffin movie again I came up with an awesome idea for what to do for this part, I'm going to do my own version of You Know What Really Grinds My Gears, (Rate M for Mature Language XD):
You know what really grinds my gears? People who rate their fanfics M for mature language. That is the stupidest thing in the world, I say that no matter how much swearing there is it should only be rated T. I mean what teenager hasn't heard "Shut the hell up bitch ass mo'fo". And then there are those people who rate a fanfic M for nudity when all that happens is that the character is mentioned in the shower, personally I think you can have all the nudity you want without it being M as long as nothing is described or any "motions" are mentioned, which reminds me of another thing that shouldn't get an M rating, implied sexual intercourse. It should be T, after all anyone who realizes what happened is obviously old enough to hear about it and those who don't understand definitely won't be offended. And that's what really grinds my gears.
