"Oh my God!" said Goku and Vegeta at once. The fat guys stepped out from behind Piccolo and more towards Vegeta and Goku, and they knew who they were.

"You are…!?" Vegeta said, recognizing them.

"Caulifal and Bulma!?" Goku observed after Vegetea did.

Caulifla and Bulma were so mad at them ,and they did not know why. But then… they said it:

"We're PRENGANT!" And the words floated there in the room for all to hear. Goku and Vegeta were so shocked by it, like they were criminals on an electric chair that were innocent all along… or were they?

Goku whipped and whirled his head all over to find an answer and said, "How could this happen?"

"This is too much!" he also said, and Vegeta thought that too.

Goku also knew that Caulilfla was going to be in the Sports Festival, but she is too fat and slow now.

"We will tell you! You had sex with us!" said Caulifla. "And you're white stuff made us prengant!" scientifically informed also Bulma. Bulma was actually the smartest and Vegeta.

"WHAT?!" proclaimed Vegeta, who was now concerned about the whole thing.

"That's right, explained Piccolo, the white stuff, which is like sex pee, actually makes girls have babies and they can't resist it." Everyone was so impressed that Piccolo knew that, but he actually had many books on the subject that he took from the Library.

Everyone got quite, but they were all thinking of it. Then, Goku says, "what are we gonna do now." Suddenly, Bulma got bright and said "I was already prepared!"

What? Asks everyone, and then Bulma explained it all and everyone knew it, "I made a Machine exactly for this! It is called the Baby Maker 9001! But I will need you and Goku to do it! It's at my lab!"

"Woh It's Over 9000!" Vegeta said, and they looked around.

They all looked around and knew that Bulma was Super smart, with big boobies too, so they all went to her lab at her house and it was so shiny and technological.

"We are here now," said Bulma and walked over to the machine.

"This is Capsule Corp, Wow," said Vegeta to Bulma, who was his Girlfreind.

Everyone else was oohing and ahhing at the cool tech and things, and it was like they were Monkeys or something. Then Bulma said, "This Machine will make our babies be born now, but it needs your sex energy!" The Machine had two chambers for BUlma and Caulifla and there were holes in the back for Goku's and Vegeta's penises.

Bulma knew what to do and told Caulifla also what to do, and they started taking off all there clothes.

"Aaah," Goku screamed innocently, because now he's embarrassed. Vegeta just chuckles because he is seeing Boobies, but he doesn't care as much because Bulma and Caulifla are fat and pregnet.

Shallot and Nappa could have been there, and if they were, they would think it was so sexy that there noses would shoot out blood.

Then the girls went into the chambers after Bulma pushed some buttons, and Bulma looked at Vegeta. "You know what to do Vegeta, but Goku dosen't, Tell him." she said at Vegeta.

Vegeta walked behind the chamber with Bulma in it and took off his pants. Then he put his huge cool penis in the Baby Maker 9001. When he did, bulma moaned a little.

Goku did not do it, because he didn't want Vegeta to see it, even though they already did at the Slumber Party.

"Come on, Goku! We have to do this!" barked Vegeta madly.

"B-but, my penis!" defended Goku, but then Gohan came behind him and took Goku's pants. "Ahh!" Goku screamed again, but he couldn't stop Gohan like that.

Goku looked for somewhere to hide his Lean Mean Sex Machine, so he put it in the Sex Machine that Bulma made. Caulifla also made a small sex moan, and it made them get a bit bigger already.

"Now, start thrusting!" said Bulma, knowing.

Vegeta smirked and started thrusting his penis back and forth in the Machine and Bulma was going "Uhh Uhh Uhh" each time.

Begrudgingly, Goku did that too, but then he became stuck in the Sex Mode again. "Oh Yeeeeaaaaaaah!" he yelled, because he remembered how cool sex is to have.

"He's… so fast!" tought Vegeta, observing Goku's speed and power. He'd never seen Goku do sex, even to a Sex Machine. It was like Goku turned into a raging berserker like Broly, except not retarted, and he was almost a different person.

"I will not be outdone!" said Vegeta, and then he went full throttle. "HAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed when he did it, and Goku was picking up the pace too.

Piccolo was watching there with Gohan now, and he said, "Hmm… I've never seen this level of Sex before. I'm not sure if they can take it." Gohan was about to agree, but then Bulma said, "We need more!" in a moaning sexy way.

"More?" asked Vegeta. "Hehehe, you mean that's all you got?" retorts Sex Goku.

"No it is not! But I cannot get as turned on by a mere Machine!" explained Vegeta astutely, and maybe it was going to fail from that… But Piccolo had an idea.

Greenly, Piccolo got a miror and made sure it was facing Vegeta but showing Bulma. Now, vegeta could see Bulma's naked body, and even though she was prengent, her boobs were still so hot and bouncing all over the room.

"Humph! Here we go!" he proclaimed and gave it his full power. Goku also went full power, but Gohan had his miror.

They were going so strong, but it was still not enough...

"Why is it not enough?" asked Vegeta. "I don't know!" cried Goku. It looked like all was lost, until…

"Ehhh, you're still Green!" and "Heh! Looks like you could use some help Old Chums!" It was… Master Roshi and Bardock! But what were they doing here?

"We're here to help you." stated Roshi.

"But how?" thrusted Vegeta at him.

"Like this," the old Master said, and he walked over to the Baby Maker 9001 and uncovered a third hole in the middle that was exactly the right size for his Epic Erection. Then, he stuck it right in there. "HOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted.

Vegeta and Goku were so stunned that they almost stopped doing the sex, but they kept on.

Master Roshi was so good at sex, it was ridiculous. It was even more crazy than in his movies and TV, sort of like when you see something on TV and don't think much of it, but then it actually happens and it's wild! His powers were creating shockwaves of sex that could be felt for miles.

They were all intrigued, astonished, and bewildered by it, and it was the craziest thing ever to see and hear too.

"I don't believe this," said Vgeta, but deep down he knew it all along. The three of them kept on with the sex, and there was just so much sex energy now!

Vegeta moved his penis and testicules inside of the machine and Bulma said "eh, uh, uh," and it was so weak for some weird reason. But then Vegeta said "WHY DON"T YOU LIKE IT" and she said "I am so sleepy from all of this sex now,"

It was wacky that Vegeta no longer was the Sex Man, and it was no Roshi and when Roshi do it she said "UHHH UHH UHHH UHH!" Then Vegeta looked over at Master Roshi and said "Why is it not working," and he asked this.

Master Roshi, Goku, and Vegeta were all like they were working the assembly line, but Master had a cool trick:

"Hey Vegeta, watch this!" said Master Roshi and Vegeta looked as he grabbed his balls and pulled them apart, then released them like a pendulum to create extra sex waves.

Master Roshi's balls were claping and slaping left and right and it was like two balls hitting each other to go back and forth. He did not even need to touch them to make them move any more because they were jumping off each other each time they slaped.

He's balls clopped like a horse trotting through a Desert and demanding to be beaten on a Sex Machine.

"OOOH UUH! UHHH UNGH!" moaned the girls as the sex energy from Roshi's balls claping filled the Machine and their bodies.

"Woah!" said Vegeta and Goku as they absorbed Master's knowledge, "That's crazy!"

Goku had a trick of his own, and he said, "Penis, don't let me down… KAIOKEN!" and glowed red as he unleashed even more sex. "TIMES THREE!" he said more and transformed. Even Vegeta was impressed by it, and Master just looked stoically.

"I knew he had it, but Vegeta is still holding back. Why?" thought the Master, Roshi. Somehow, the Baby Maker 9001 still wasn't full, even if Roshi was holding back a lot.

Vegeta was thinking and getting sad while he was thrusting his penis and thought, "Is even Goku better then me at sex? Why am I still not cool? I also cannot stop looking at his penis! Ahhh!" and he began to slow down and stop. "Maybe I'm no Cool Saiyan and I'm not good at sex at all… My dad is dying… Everything is falling apart…"

Then, Bardock said, "Vegeta! Remember what I taught you! Your the Coolest kid in High School! No heh… The whole world!"

Then Gohan and Piccolo affirmed it and said, "Yeah! He's right, you're the Most Cool Saiyan ever!"

And Trunks and Nappa and Shallot and everyone else like Paragus came and said it too. They were saying things like, "You're too Cool," and "Don't give up," and maybe Nappa was farting too.

A single tear formed in Vegeta's eye and he said, "Guys…" Then Bardokc finished it of with "Use you Super Saiyan power!" and he transformed into one because he could also.

"That's right! I am… SUPER VEGETAAAAAAAAAA!" Vegeta yelled and he transformed into a Super Saiyan.

Everybody was claping and cheering for how cool Vegeta was, even Goku a little, but he was having sex.

"YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Vegeta battle cried, and he put all of his might into the sex.

"UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH"! Moaned Bulma, and Caulifla moaned fom Goku's ultimate sex too.

"It's time to end this!" declared Vegeta, and Goku and Roshi aggreed.

"GALICK…" Vegeta started. "KAMEHAME…" Goku also started. "Ehhhh…?" said Roshi like an old man.

"GUUUUUUUUUUUN!" finished Vegeta. "HAAAAAAAAAA" blasted Goku at the same time. "OOOOHH!" shouted Roshi.

All of their sex energy combined in the release and filled the Sex Machine with so much that it almost exploded.

"DING!" anounced the Machine, and the chamber doors opened with smoke coming out.

"Did it… Work?" asked Goku, exhausted from all that sex. They all awaited the news, and were so nervous. Then… it was all revealed.

"WAAH! WAAAH!" said the babies, and then the girls got out of the Machine.

"It worked!" proclaimed Bulma with the baby she had. "Wow!" said everyone else but Caulifla, who also had her baby.

Vegeta sighed and said… "I'm pooped…" and Nappa and Shallot laughed from it.

"Congratz on you're baby Vegeta!" they said, and Trunks was hooping and wooping about it over there.

"Heh, Ol Cum! You did so good!" declares Bardock to Vegeta, but also Goku.

Vegeta got up and went to the door saying, "I'm going to go home now." But Goku stoped him.

"Vegeta, your hair… it's still yellow!" said Goku and everyone gasped; it was true! Vegeta got so exited that his pants fell down again.

"I'm still a Super Vegeta!" he said. Then he powered down, and back up again and it was no problemo! "I Mastered it!"

Suddenly, there was even more celebration, and everyone knew that Vegeta would win the Sports Festival more than Cell. Then Vegea left to go home, but Goku did not right away.

Gohan went to Goku and said, "Hey dad, I mean Goku, good job on the baby!"

Caulifla looked at him and the baby and said, "This baby kinda looks like Gohan…" and Goku said yeah, but then shrugged because it wasn't that impotant, but it actually was.

After that, everyone went home and went to sleep, because the babies took all day. Vegeta was laying in his cool bed by himself thinking. "Man, that was so crazy. My baby is all born now, so I don't need to worry. And I can be a Super Saiyan whenever!" and he did it again to be sure," But why do I still feel antsy?! Is it the Sports Festical? No, I will win! If I do not, then Cell will have sex with Goku!" he thought. "Wait, why do I care if Goku has sex with him? For some reaosn, I could not stop looking at his penis, and it was going into the Sex Machine. I do not like that at all!" he thought more. When he did, his peewee got a little hard, witch concerned him alot. But then, he remembered the Sports Festival again and thought about Cell.

"Cell… I will beat him so bad he never comes back!"

But then…

"Oh ho ho," a tail and man said, his tail opened the Sex Machine and he moved his eyes into it "There is a little one here oh ho ho," It was in the Caulifla Section and no one knew about it, so who could it be?

"This one could be mine:" he said the Baby and was Goku's hair…

"Oh ho ho…"

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