It was the Thursday Night and on Friday tomorrow the Sports Festival would happen; Vegeta was in his bed room and was exstatic because he was the best ever, so he would be good to win it.
"Humph, I am the best," Vegeta said angstfully like a hot bad boy he was always and went once more Super Saiyan to prove he could do it and he saw his reflection in the window and smirked at it.
"I… am Super Vegeta!" he said and did it all again. There was now only a 0% percent chance that he loses the sports festival, for Cell just wasn't strong enough and Frieza was a loser.
Vegeta's hands went down at his sides and were sweaty from the Weather. He was feeling so hot because it was hot outside, so he took off his shirt and then his pants, and then even his undies.
"I have a son," he said and wondering, thinking about the baby he made from Bulma. He looked at it and then he saw it, Vegeta was smart so he saw it again. His mind eyes touched the kid all over analyzing him, and then he saw something…
"His hair is purple why!" Vegeta said thinking she had sex with someone else with that hair. Bulma stumbled into the doorway of his mind and said "It is time for me to have the baby " and winked at Vegeta in a sex way and her bigg boobies fell out and now Vegeta knew.
Bulma acquired the Baby and took him away so Vegeta could be alone again.
"This is the good life" Vegeta said fatherly. Vegeta's feet were now at the window and he looked at the Stars. "Heh, it is all good hear," Vegeta said and relaxed. Vegeta's hands were in a dark warm room with dim lit candles and he saw a note that had been blank, and he decided to write his Dad a message.
"Dad," he wrote real quick, "I will win the Sports Festival and save your life! I promise it for real."
Vegeta usually was honest, and it was a good thing because now he would win.
After all that, Vegeta went to sleep to begin the next day.
"RING RING R-" anounced Vegeta's clock, and but he was so fast he turned it off right when it did. "Yippie heh, hoo!" he said and sounded like Master Rosi having sex.
Vegeta slip down the Stair's guard rail and found his way to the kitchen and found some oranges. "I have mustered the strength to wake up and now eat these all!" he said and did. It was morning time and Vegeta was not late so he could do other things too.
"I will train abit!" Vegeta said and became the Super Saiyan for all to see it, but then he got a call from Nappa and on it he said "Hey Vegeta! Do you want to play some MineCraft?" but Vegeta did not have time to do that and he said it back "I do not want to play MineCraft right now Nappa I have to train!"
"Haha! I was just testing you Vegeta! You did not falter and are the real champion now!" said Nappa, whom was actually training the whole time.
Vegeta was the champion of being cool now and had no more gay problems, so he did not even think of one penis in particular.
Vegeta got down on two knees and started doing Push Ups. "I will be the strongest" thought he and then stood up and did hand stands. Vegeta started dancing because he knew that maybe that could be in the Festival.
Vegeta was doing these things at Lightning speed and was running around his room so much that it started one big earth quake.
Somewhere else, Master Roshi was feeling the quake and said "Woooaaahh!" it must be Vegeta!" and fell down and hit his head and fumbled around like a baby in a rocking chair.
Now that Vegeta was done with that, he had to go to school because he was about to be late, and he still had school for a bit. He took off running out the door and went to the school with Nappa and Shallot.
"Hey Vegeta," both of they said when they saw him and went to class
Vegeta and Napa and Shallot all went in the seats. Goku did too because he was there. Then, Paragus showed up and went to the front of the board.
"Attention Class, I am not giving any assignments because today is the Sport's Festival." said Paragus, and everyone cheered. "I hope everyone did what I said to get big muscles, or we will not win," he also said. Then he continued, "Now we will go the way with the Festival!" and everyone went there.
When they got to the Festival outside the the school, there was a bunch of people from other schools there, but Cell was not? "Hm, where is Cell? I want to laugh at his dumb bug face!" taunted to everyone Vegeta: He was so cool.
"I dont know," said Nappa, "But it is good he is not hear," said Shallot, "Yup," Aggreed Goku. "actually, he is here the whole time," said Android 17, and everyone looked him.
"Hey Vegeta, it's been a while," said the Android, and Vegeta smirked. Then everyone looked behind him and saw Android 18 too. "That is my sister," said 17 and everyone went wow. Then she saw them and winked at Krillin, who was also there.
Vegeta actually never met 18, so he went to her and said "Hi, you look pretty hot," and she blushed.
Kirllin didn't like that very much, but then she went to him and kissed all of the dots on his head and licked. "Hehe!" chuckled Krillin with his peins getting bigger.
Android 18 turned to Vegeta and said, "I heard about you. You're the cool strong one."
Vegeta smirks and points to himself saying, "Humph, and I'm gonna win it all!" and the other Saiyans clapped.
"But we're not going to let you do it easy, because we're the infinite energy kind of Robots, " replied Andorid 17. "Yes," formed 18's mouth and face. Then everyone laughed it up, but when they were talking a nother, fat mean robot voice was laughing more.
"Ha ha ha, you aren ot strong enough to win this at all!" he said, and he was fat and stupid looking. Goku asks who he is and he replies," I am also an Andoird, but it is still all gonna be over for you!"
"Who is he?!" angered Vegeta gracefully to the other Androids.
"He is Android 19, and we do not like hime either," said 17. "He is dumb fat ugly and stupid. He also tries to kiss me always." finished 18. Krilin didn't like that at all and growled like a dog… or Nappa.
Then, a bigger Android came up and said, "Hello Android's 17 Android 18." Then he made beeping sounds and saw Vegeta and the others, but not Goku because he wasn't looking that way.
"Who, are you." he asked.
"I am vegeta! And the Sports Festival will be one by me!" is what was said back by Vegeta and everyone knew it.
"Vegeta is stupid!" androd 19 said and Shallot was going to kill him, Vegeta just looked his head down and said "Hah..." and then Android 19 said "WHAT WAS THAT?" and Vegeta said "Your going to lose!" and then 19 said well "see about that?!"
"Vegeta then walked into the Androids face and put his hand on his mouth and said "Don't ever cross me because I am the best here ok?" Vegeta said"
From the back there was a green armor man with a orange mow hawk and his eyes were off at some birds like he was watching a nature documentary. Then he hulked over to the rest of the bunch of them and said to them "Where is goku so I can kill him?" and Vegeta got so scared for some reason.
"Why do you want it, to kill him!" Vegeta sundered to him, and then 16's face directed at Vegeta's to say this: "I want to kill Goku."
18 moved her sexy legs over to Vegeta and Krillin got scared cause Vegeta steals all the girls ever with out even trying, but this time 18 did not want sex from Vegeta and was going to talk with him, but maybe felt attracted to him a lot too, but she would not cheat on krillen, even though it would be normal thing to do so now with Vegeta she had a lot of morals like him.
"He is programmed like to Kill Goku," 18 said and moved her hands to say it more, "Why!" Vegeta asked, but all of the sudden
Paraugs got a megaphone on the stands.
Paragus tapped the megaphone to see if it was on, and it was super loud. It was so loud that the weak ones were starting to die. Finally, he said, "That was all a test. Now, we will begin the Sports Festival for real!"
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!" screamed and cheered everyone there. Then Paragas made the janitors hand out the schedule that said the events were and who would be in them.
"But before we start, I have to anounce that the looser school will be called gay and bad, and get no money forever!" said Paragus grimly. All the people gasped, because that would be bad.
Then, a mysterious old man also walked up there and got the megaphone. "Attention, I am the teacher from the other school: Doctor Jero," he said robotically like a evil person.
Cell was looking at his events and chuckling a lot, and noone knew why, but then he said it.
"Hahaha, the first one is me… and i am versing Caulifla… and it is pole valting..." he said.
Goku looked right at her boobs and saw that they would weigh her down and make her lose it to Cell, but then his eyes fell onto Cell and saw his big giant penis and it would weight him down too because it was so big if he got a boner.
"Oh no!" Goku said at her boobies because they were sexy and big. Caulifla looks into Goku's face and her boobs bounced like the Jello house from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.
"What is wrong PPunk" Caulia blushes at and to him.
Goku's brain was doing so much gymnastics and he could find out every formula in the world right now. He was scared out of his mind and could not think. "Aah," Goku was thinking and then he saw Cell… "I know how to win!" Goku said and Caulifla walked over to the pole valting area.
"Goku..." Vegeta said knowing he was smarter then goku, but still smart like Vegeta. But Vegea could not think of a way to win, so he did not think Goku could either.
Goku's mouth flew right open and some spit even came out. "We have to-"
Then Caulifla seduced to the pole valting area and looked like a sexy Stripper with the Pole, but was actually not one for people that was not Goku.
"Ahhh!" Goku said to Gohan and he looked at him. "Do you think Caulifla can win!" he asked to him, and Trunks said "No… She Can Not… Ever to Cell..."
"Caulifla is to weak!"
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