Authors Note: I know I have been away a long time for a while; but I am trying to do school so dont fret at all. History Class has taken a while because my teacher is being a witch. 9th Grade is hard to do online and takes a lot of time so it's not my fault if the chapters are not as good jason has been busy and he BetaReads it before it is posted. Favorite the story Please! :) I put a lots of work and thought into it
Vegeta knew it was true, that Caulifla is too weak to beat Cell in a Pole valting mach, but here she was about to try it. "If she loses then… What will happen if she loses it and Goku knows!... He might have to have sex with Cell!" Was raging inside himself and no one could see it building up like a brick buried underneath a building that held the rest of the building up that was getting mad and could jump out any second to bring it all down.
Shallot was there though and he came to Vegeta to say this: "Haha her boobies are so good and they will bouncing all around" aroused Shallot. Vegeta didn't want to see it but he could not but to see it that Shallot's ding dong was getting longer.
Just then, Caulifla steps into the ring and grabed the pole and put it between her boobs for Goku and winked. Goku's thing shot right out and he said "Ooops!" and Vegeta's eyes bulged toward it. "OOOWAHH!" Vegeta said for no reason.
Caulifla was confused about how to beat Cell because he was a nimble guy and she was not, but Goku was in the back cheering her on. "You can do it all Cauifla!" He threw his hands into the air and moved them up and down like he was pulling a rope to let her know that she had his power from his hands.
But Cell had other plans and stepped into the ring too and writhed his pole around like an evil snake around his hands. "This will end soon..." Cell said and they waited to hear the gun shot.
"GO!" The anouncer Paragus said greatfully and shot the gun from his hands. Cell pulled out the pole and jumped on it and was going so far that he went out of the entire arena for one second and in to the Parking Lot.
"What" Caulifla said looking like a punk girl,her eyes wided like Goku's and glistening in the wind. and then she said "Alright I will go!" and she stuck the pole into the ground like it was a hole; when it went into the hole she thought of her Private Part and Goku's weenie and balls going inside of it, which made her get wet and slipped down the pole from it and then… the enevitable happened,
"HAHHA! I am winning!" laughed Cell as he flew by her in an instant, valting over the 1000 feet bar and beyond. "Also, look at you're shirt!" he said more to Caulifla.
Caulifla was now scared an not distracted, but it was to late because she valts over the pole weird and it went up her shirt and tore it open, and her bra was there for the world to see.
Everyone saw it and said "She is doomed forever and done for!" but also "WOOO" because of her boobs but there was another round and another one too, so there was a chance that after all, she could actually win it all.
"Ahh! Ooh no! Don't look punks!" Caulfila says as she is being launched up by the pole. Then, it got worst.
"Uh oh, She is going to fall on the pole!" shouted Trunks and Gohan, which Goku was thinking but in a Goku way. Everyone saw this too, but Caulifla managed to not be impailed and was safe. Or was she?
Caulifla noticed oh so late that her panties were stuck to the pole and were being torn of, but not her pants.
The air and Goku's ear's were being perforated by the rip sounds of the panties, and then it was finished.
The Sayian girl had her pant's on still, but no more panties and shirt, which was ultimately sexy. Goku went to comfort her and offer things, but Vegeta was having troubles thinking about it all.
"Something is not right about it all," Vegeta said in his head, "I don't think goku is the same now? Because he does not look like he has as big of a boner, but Caulifla is looking like the sex one now!" and while he was, Cell was in motions.
Caulifla wanted to put on her clothes on, but she could not because now Cell is doing his 20th jump now and it is just too much. Suddenly, Paragus and Android 20 said: "Cell you are too good, and get to move on more. Caulifla will do one more go, and if she loses she will be out of it!" and Cell smirks.
Goku was smoldering about things about Caulifla being beated, because she was his girlfriend. Vegeta was mad too because Cell was winning.
Then, Cauliflia got up and got the pole and began to valt again. Everbody was getting nervous, but she looked good starting. But then…
"Ohoho…," chuckeld and evil and gay alien, voice with a tail. It was Frieza, and he was up to no good in the Hood. Frieza used his ki to bend Cauliflas pole too far back, and no one knew what could come next…
Finally, caulifla was launched from the pole, but it was so fast that she was blasted out of the rest of her clothes and into the sky. "AHHHH!!!" she screamed like a squirrel being flung from a catapault.
"Woh!" yelled each person there, and Goku's Eyes were going bonkers looking at the boobs and vagina.
Then, Caulifla came crashing down onto the pole vagina first and it went deep in there and she went "UUUHHHHH!!!" in a sexy painful, way.
After it happened, everybody was quite for one minute and maybe doing penis things, and Then Cell spake, "It look's like I am the winner! Hahaha!, Goku…"
Vegeta's face was looking like it got hit by a truck on the street because he was torn to bits over the loss. "NOOOOO!" Vegeta said and rubed his thing a bit. "I am so mad that Cell won even though we all knew it would happen!"
All of the sexy things was over now
Caulifla fell of the pole after and was so mad that she almost punched her vagina for making her lose. Cell was a boy so he did not have this problem and was better at valting because of it.
Goku ran to caulifla and was crying the whole way and caught her when falling. "Girl Friend!" he called out and caught her. "Uhh," Caulifla said into Goku's mouth, they were kissing.
"I will kill Cell!!!" Goku said like the most angry person and wiped some of her blood from his mouth, but he had to run to the nurse first because she was injured like a whore after having sex to Cell 100 times, this was because her Vagina was so damaged.
"But I will have to Take Caulifla to the Nurse first!" Goku said and started to fly to the nurse with her in her hands. Vegeta watched adamantly Goku fly to the nurse office and was thinking "Goku… you love her… but you don't have to kill Cell, because he killed my Dad!" Vegeta was going to do it first, because he was going to face cell next or actually the match after it and he just knew it.
The sun was going fast to go down as Vegeta saw Goku holding Caulfila, Cell saw this and shot a lazer at the sun to make it go back up to where it was. "Look at that!" Cell said godly and the croud erupted.
Goku laid Caulifla on the bed for the Nurse and she said "Wow, her Vagina must have had too much sex! " and laughed about it, but Goku looked seriouse and told her "She is my Girl Friend and it was Cell!" and the nurse got so mad because she knew what it was like.
"Do what you can to make her the best ever again, she is broken right now and needs your help!" Goku said and gave her the money for it, but she would not take it because she did not like Cell too and remembered Vegeta's Dad.
Bulma came out and said "I will take it over from now to then," and Goku looked relieve and said "Vegeta will be happy," then Bulma saw Caulifla and told them "This was not Goku's penis because it was too crude like a boar feasting on trow." Bulma was the smartest in the world so she knew that it was a pole that had Sex with caulifla instead of one big Penis.
They started to drag Caulifla away on the bed and She held out her hand and cried to Goku "win it all!" and kill cell! Caulifla's vagina was being rapped up by the nurses and taken away. Goku started to cry.
"I'll take it from here," Vegeta said aside from Goku and put hes hand on Goku's hand. They were not holding them, but his hand was on his to comfort like an old man dying and son, but instead two Cool Saiyans: Goku and Vegeta.
"V-Vegeta," Goku said and his face got pink for a minute and thought of Caulifla. "Will we avenge her?"
Vegeta scoffed at this request and said "We will do more than that..." Vegeta squeezed straitly Goku's hand and Goku's eyes poped out because the grab was so tight. "Goku, we will kill him!" Vegeta said.
Vegeta grabs were always so strong and would assure everyone that he was strong. Vegeta had one of the best grip strengths and also goku.
Then, just like Vegeta always knew, the Announcer screamed "IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT GAME!"
Everyone gathered around like fish in a pond when there is a bread crum. "CELL IS THE WINER OF THE LAST GAME!" And Cell's School jumped. Vegeta walked out and parted from Goku. "Like a boat leaving dock to venture virgin sea, I must find new power to defeat Cell!" Vegeta thought.
"Vegeta..." Goku said softly like he was silenty singing a song to Vegeta's heart in a way that made Vegeta want to fight more.
Vegeta was alot like Columbus because he was so innovative in finding new things like America, and would bring a lot of things to the table like Pumpkins and Buffalos. Maybe one of these new things would be a Super Saiyan Form.
Now, the anouncers Paragus and Doctor Jero were talking again, which was saying, "The next even it is now." and everyone got nerved like Goku, because they could be next. "It is going to be a jump rope contest, and there will be team of three…" said Paraugus continuing. Then Jero got some papers with names and reads them. "The team for Saiyan High School will be… SHallot, Goku, and Raditz!"
Shallot and Goku and Raditz looked at eachother like they were criminals who knew it was time for the heist of a lifetime, and then Jero said more about the mission. "The Android High School team is… Android 19, Android 16, and Andoird 18!" is what he announced.
While the Cool Saiyans and Raditz were talking all like politics, the Android 19 came to them. "Hehaha! You are going to lose it always! 18 Is the Best Hottest Jumper in High School!" and he was being mean so much.
19 laughed fatly, and 16 just stood there looking for goku, but a bird was distracting him.
16 was a big and scary robot with a green suit and a mohawk thing, but he was also a lover of birds and it was because hes coding was all messed up, but he could still jump really high
"Who is going to jump, asked Goku practically thinking." Goku had always been smart, and Shallot and Radtiz knew it would lead to they're victory.
"I will do it," said Raditz. Shallot and Goku were shocked and surprised that he would do it, sense Raditz did not do training that they know of.
However, Raditz did lots of Jumping Jacks and Hop Scotch when he was a kid and in the Tard Room. He also actually trained after that, but you didn't see it because it wasn't important then. Maybe he can do it for real.
Goku's pants were blowing up, so he could not jump because he would be scared his penis would come out again and because it did last time this was happening.
"I gotta get new pants!" Goku said so scared and ran like Turbo the Snail, but he actually knew what he was doing, because he did not want to see radits lose, his brother.
But, Androd 18 was the jumper for the Android team, and was good at it while also being hot like 19 said.
She turned and looked at Krilin and winked, turning him on a bit. Even though they were on other teams, they were actually in love.
"I will make Goku die… and win too." said Android 16, but was still looking birds.
"Hahaha! Your all bad and gay!" snarfed Android 19 looking like a smug fat clown.
"Sorry Krillin, but I will beat you freinds," said Adnroid 18
"You can do it all Raditz!" cheered Krillin, who was there in place of Goku at the time, and Shallot, who were manning the ropes.
The Saiyans were getting all pumped up like gas cans and Raditz started walking to the place where they would jump at; It was like a man walking to the gallows, but he thought it was a pizza place instead.
Despite this, Trunks, Gohan, Nappa, and Piccolo and some others were watching it all with dread. To them, they knew that something was not right.
"I have a bad feeling about this…" observed Gohan.
Vegeta looked grimely at the scene unfolding and thought this:
"He is so confident… But he is walking... to his Death!"
TO BE CONTINUED
