"He is so confident… But he is walking… to his Death!" Vegeta said and Gohan listened.
"START JUMPIG!" Paragus spoke out of a microphone to them. And radits would not for a weird reason.
Radits legs were shaking up and down like he did not know why. "They won't move!" Radits commanded and started punching them.
"Hahaha, Android 18 said and started to jump. Her jumping was so sexy that Krillin almost dropped the ropes to trip Raditz and make him lose right away, but 18 would win anyway so it didn't really matter."oh no!"" Raditz said like he was stuck in Quick Sand from the Tard Room, which there was
"Krillin! Don't be stupid!" Vegeta said and Krillin gulped as this was not good to be called stupid from Vegeta in High School. Krilin grabed the ropes and said "Gulp Raditz jump!"
"I can't you retard!" Raditz said because his legs wouldn't move. The counter machine was flying sky high because of 18 "10000" it said
"Your a pansy girl!" Android 20 said into a megaphone for Raditz and he said "Shut it!"
Radits wasn't scared but he was always scared infront of girls and was secretly was spectating her boobies bounce up and down and was scared of what Krillin might make him lose because he would think that Raditz would want to have sex with his girlfriend.
Android 18 kept moving her boobs because as a robot she scanned his eyes looking at them. "Ooh, you like these" she said and moved them above her head. "Radits penis kept getting longer and then he got an idea. I know! I will jump of my penis!" Raditz said.
Raditz was not a retarted kid, so he knew that because it was too long, he could use it. Krillin could not see that Raditz had a long ding dong because his eyes were superglued to her Boobies.
The rope dashed a Raditz and then said "I'm gonna get your feet!" But raditz was far to fast and slammed his peins on the floor and it launched him up.
"That is one point for Raditz!" The anouncer paragus spoke outward, but Raditz still had 99999 to go.
"Ouch!" Raditz said from his penis getting hit on the ground, and now he did not think of trivial Problems like boobies or girls, and would only think of things like Grandma and Goku because they would not make him horney.
"Now I can jump!" Raditz said
(In that Bathroom)
"Here are my new Pants!" Goku said putting up his pants! "But first I have to pee." And pulled them off to show that he was going to do it
Goku's legs trotted to the urinal and he grabed his penis with both of his hands to hide it from people looking over to see how big hes penis could be. If people were in there other then Goku.
Goku slipped his head all around to look for people and there were none. "Ahh," he relaxed and his pee flew out of his penis like a bullet shooting a bird from a Shotgun… or like seamen, and smiled.
Outside of the bath room, Android 16 was outside saying "Where is Son Goku so I can Kill Him!" He said like the Terminater, but he was seeing a bird there also, and it was flying around all around him and distracting him.
"That is a cool Bird!" 16 said and ran out to catch it
Goku was peeing a lot , and did not notice at all, but the bird flew in to the Bath room and was flapping everywhere.
"I should not have so much water!" He said because it made him pee so much. Goku's belly was almost flat from peeing all that much, so he was almost done.
Andriod 16 runs into the room and keeps saying things like "the bird!" Because he wanted it so bad.
He was jumping all over to catch it that he could maybe beat 18 at the jump ropes
Finally, Goku was done peeing, and he said, "Now I have to wash my hands!" and he turned a round. This… was a mistake.
Low and behold; Android 16 trying to catch the bird flew at Goku tripping and yelled "Ah!" robotly. It made his mouth wide open and he crashed right onto Goku's hot penis! Instantly, 16 tasted something from it, and everyone knew it was the last drop of pee that always hangs on there even when you're done.
Then, Goku remembered the sports drink he had on the way and started peeing more in 16's mouth. "Aaaahhhh!" said Goku, and 16 looked up and sees that it's Goku.
"Your Goku… Die!" is what 16 would say if hes mouth was not full of penis, but he tried too anyway. When he did, he sounded out "Mmm mm mmmm," and it's motions vibrated the penis of Goku to make it stop peeing. This was because he was getting a boner, and you can't pee with those. 16 kept trying to say the thing, but it was only getting worse.
"Oh no! My Peewee is getting bigger!" screamed Goku, and 16 could not separate his mouth from it now, for 16 kept saying the thing on the penis.
16's brain was like a microwave blasting to finish the food so he could get his mouth onto it and not the penis, which made sense because he was a robot. Then, he found out how to kill two Saiyans with one stone...
16's Grand Plan was now thought of and it, was to bite off Gokus Penis! It was making Robot noises, but he decided to bite now that Goku's penis got longer because it meant that it would break like a twig
!6 teeth went down on Goku real fast to bite off his penis… but instead, they slipped right off Goku penis because it was too hard and big and they were covered in pee!
Android kept trying to bite at Goku's Pee Pee, because it would kill him, but instead it kept rubbing his penis and make him feel elation sense it was too hard.
Then the Android started hitting and pulling on Goku's ballsack to release it, but it kept pushing more pee in his mouth and turning Goku on.
"Ahhhh, uhhhh, ahhh," Goku opened his mouth, and his penises' hole opened too and was about to shoot out all of his seamen!
16 had a Grand Idea and he swallowed all of the pee and now his Teeth were dry. "Now I can bite!" He said and bited the penis, but even his Android tooth was too weak because Goku's penis was too hard and almost broken it.
16's face became a platter of anguish and looked like a squirrel after biting a walnut that was too brittle and broke and he was now choking. "I have no other opinions…." he said grimly. Goku couldn't know what he had in store, and that was to self destruct.
"I am going to blow up!" 16 tried to say, but the penis was still in his mouth. He kept trying to say it to let Goku know, but once more kept molesting the penis.
Before 16 could explode and kill everyone, Goku did it first! Spacifically, his penis blew up all of the seamen into 16's mouth like a whale and blowhole.
But first… Goku said "I'm going to blow up first!" said Goku. And Goku started to insemenate 16's mouth like two gay men haveing sex, but instead it was like a rape attack from 16
The mouth was shot like a buck shot from a gun to the other side of the wall, and too was 16; however, this freed Goku from the evil prison of Andord's 16 mouth.
16's mouth was like Niagra Falls of sex and Goku juice. If Ginyu weren't a Monkey now and saw this, he would make millions of of rumors to ruin everything.
Just then though, Android 17 wheeled into the room because he had to go to the Bath room too,but instead of going to the Bath Room, he saw Goku and white stuff all over 16!
"Oh my god Goku!" he said like a broken women.
"It's not what it looks like!" said Goku in a way that was shocked.
"Android 16, you are missing from the Tournament!" motored 17's mouth to the big mohawk Android. He did not say it, but Android 17 was also surprised from Goku's penis being out like that long.
Then the Androids went back to the Festival to compete, and Goku remembered. "I have to go to the Sports Festival!" and he ran all the way there.
When the Adnroids got to the scene, 16 saw what he missed. 18 was jumping still, but the rope was on the ground so it didn't count that she jumped, and Radtiz was catching up big time.
"WOOO! Go Raditz!" said Gohan and Trunks, but they knew it would still not matter as much if it didn't beat Cell.
16 surveyed the land and saw that 19 got beat up by Vegeta while he was in the bathroom, so 17 said he'd join in stead.
Raditz was one point away, even though Kirllin kept ruining things, but that was about to change because 16 and 17 were at the ropes.
"!8, you are now to jump," replied 17, and he and 16 started to spin the rope.
Androird 18 was jumping over the rope so many times and the counter machine was going up more like crazy!
Suddenly, Raditz's lead of points was not there anymore, or was it?
"I AM GOING TO WIN!" determinated Raditz, and it was like he was on fire like an oven that was on for too long. No one took it seriousely until, Raditz began jumping real fast.
"Impossibel, even though Krillin keeps triping him for sex, he is keeping up?" commentated Trunks, and it was true. But then it wasn't because Krillin made the rope stay in place so Raditz could not jump it any more. This was still because Krillin was entranced by all of Android 18's boobs, and Mystical Sexy Charms.
Krillin looked at Raditz like "i am sorry," but he was probably not. Raditiz and everyone else on the Saiyan Team was upset at Krilin for this, even if 18 was really really hot and sexy.
When this was hapening, Android 18 was winning so much more than Raditz could probably ever. "I am going to lose…" thought and said Raditz. But then…
"Raditz!" a voice said from somewhere and Raditz was looking for it. Then, the owner of the voice jumped into action and it was Goku doing this.
Goku looked at what was going on, and seduced that Krillin was making it all go to ruin. "Krillin, why?" But before Krilin could say a thing, Goku already knew it. "You…" Goku said to 18's boobs.
Then, Goku got angery and got an idea. "Vegeta!" he yelled, and Vegeta had the same idea earlier so he knew what to do and coolly threw a big winter coat at Goku who then puts it on 18 so now Krillen can't see her boobies.
Krillin broke free of the curse and could now move the rope so Raditz could jump it. "YEAHHHH!" cheered Raditz and friends, and then Goku said, "I will help you more!"
Goku got to Raditz and started jumping too, and the counter was going bonkers!
Paragus and Jero were watching, and Paragus said, "I have only seen this once before… It is so good to see!"
"We will win for sure!" shouted Trunk all excited. Vegeta just stared at it, knowing that Raditz and Goku might not make it…
The score was Neck from Neck, and 18 was starting to sweat. Everyone at Vegeta's school was so excited and cheering, but then 16 did something crazy.
Without any warning ever, 16 turned his head a round and spit Goku's seamen into Radit'z face and eyes! "Ahhh!" he screached and then Goku's belt came unbuckeld and pants fell off. "Ahhh!" Goku also screams as his penis begins slithering out.
Then, 18 turned a way so she didn't see Goku's big wiley weiner. When she did, the jump rope slaped her butt and Krillin saw that and said "Ooh, hot!" and started ruining everything again.
Just then Cell flew Perfectly onto the scene and said "I'm going to make it worst!" and he grabed the sweater from 18 and fondled her boobs to make her boobs even bigger then they were before and now Krillins penis was being rubbed even more by him.
Cell made all of this worse by laughing and Vegeta could do nothing but watch as Cell made the problems. "Grr… Darn you Cell!" Vegeta thought wile watching, and then thought, "Also, why dose Goku's penis look like it's been used? Not that I care! Humph!"
"This is a catastrophy!" Vegeta denounced. Now it was unwinnable for everyone, because Cell was involved. "Android 18 made 1000000 points!" Doctor Jero said and everyone agreed, and now radits could never win.
Cell was dancing now because his team won Radits, and he said "Haha look at me!" and moved his hands into the air like he did not just care.
Then Frieza secretly cut the rope from Raditz and now they could not win because no jumping could happen and he wanted to lose. Frieza did not like any of the Saiyans or kids at the school because they were mean to him, fore he was mean to them before; but Frieza would of never accounted for this because he was always Reflecting His Anguish on them.
Everything like this happened again and now it was over.
"What! I won!" retorted angerfully and withought faith, Dr Jero, this was wild because he saw Raditz winning earlier with Goku too, and could not of won it.
"CELL IS THE WINNER" announced Paragus, the teacher of Saiyan High School.
"Also… Raditz is eliminated!"
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