"Guys theres trouble!" said the manly voice, which was Larry Daily, and GOku and Krillin and the Ginyu Force all walked this way.

"What is wrong, Larry!" quizzed Krilliln, and he said then, "Get on my Cart!"

Without even thinking more, Goku and Krillin jumped onto the Golf Cart and the Ginyu Force was behind them too. They were on the run, and finally Larry would tell them why:

"Look behind us!" told Lary. Then they all did and saw a giant Trex made out of Monkey Mascots and Cafeteria food!

Everyone screams AAAAHHHH and their hair and eyelids go off off their heads! "Oh my God!" screamed further Goku.

"STOMP STOMP STMOP" were the sounds the T Rex's feet where making on the ground.

Jaice looked at Larry and said, "How did not you kill them!?" Larry threw his hands in the air and made a crazy face like ";/"

The T Rex roared loud and almost ate Guldo, but somehow didn't because of his Special Powers, but no one would really care if it did. "Yikes!" remarked he. Then everyone heard metal sounds and looked and saw that the armor suit was also there! And it was infront of the Cart and about to smash it!

"Look out!" they all yelled in Larry's face and he was gonna get mad that they were all up in there so he said, "I KNOW!" and swerved a round it and through the door.

The Ginyus started throwing things at the T Rex to stop or maybe kill it, but it was not working. "This is to no avail!" yelled Burter, and Recoome went "Ugh!"

Larry smashed the Golf Cart through more doors and was outside the school now. "We have to get rid of these Monsters!" announced Larry driving all over.

"I am going to hit it!" "Recoome kick!" yelled Recoom a gain and went to kick the Monsters, but it did not work because the T Rex was also made of the Food Monster from the Cafateria. Now Recoome is stuck in it, and only has one thing to do…

"I am stuck!" Recoom bellowed. "I am going to blow up!" he explained retardedly. Recoome was almost a tard, and was only not in the Special Ed Room because the Ginyu Force would help him with hes test's. Even though he was this stupid, he could also be noble sometimes.

"No Recoom! Do not do it!" yelled Jaice and Bruter. This… would not stop him.

Before the blast, Recoom looked back and said, "Good by guys… Recoom… is going to… EXPLODE!" and did a gay pose before exploding forever.

"RECOOMMMMMMMMM!" yelled the remaining Ginyu's. Now… there would only be three.

It was truly so sad, because Recoom was like a muscular dog of the Ginyu Force, and would always do what they needed him too that a tard could do. In fact, Goku even had a tear in his eye from the sacrifice, as it was like Tarzan's so long ago.

Larry stops the Cart and everyone goes to investigate the seen. The T Rex was dead because of what Recoome did, and was not in vein. They all started yelling for Recoom because he was maybe still a live, but was probably not. Suddenly, there was more clanking and metal sounds form the armor, because they did not kill it.

The armor suit looked at them and would finally talk, but with sign language because it would not have a mouth to talk with. It made many signs, but no one knew what they meant because they never really needed to.

Then the armor started doing funny poses to signify it's words, but they were just too funny like Shallot was inside it or something and everyone laughed. Finally, the armor just got a paper and wrote on it, "You killed my TREX and now I am MAD!" and pulled out a sword to kill them.

Before it would kill them, the armor suit started doing dances that were kind of gay looking, but would also insult Recoom's death. The Ginyu Force could see this and got mad by it, and then they stoped Goku and Larry from fighting to do this:

"You mother! You are insluting our Friend Recoom!" Yelled Jaice. "Yeah! And our Captin!" said Bruter because he was also doing that. "I'm goona fix you a death!" raged Guildo being cool for once, but was just reusing one of Recoom's sentences.

Then, they all said at once, "We Are Going To Kill You! We Are The GINYU FORCE!" and they did a cool but gay pose together to show there anger!

"So… this is what the Ginyu's are all about…" said and thought Goku, maybe even feeling bad for not liking them, even though they are gay and sinful to Goku.

Jaice looked a round and knew there was no Ginyu to give the orders, so he would do it himself. Jaice did several more gay poses before finally realeasing it: "NNNGGGGG! GINYU FORCE… ATTACK!" he posed and yelled in a gay vigrous way.

Suddenly the Ginyu Force leaped into action and started slaping and punching and kicking the armor at once. The armor was trying to get Guldo dead, but Guildo kept teleporting around somehow? And everytime he did this he slaped the armor's butt like the tiny gay he was.

Then Burter started running around in circles. To trap the armor,they would sometimes slap him butt too and Jaice would throw Crusher Balls in there to hit him.

"Wow they sure are working together announced Krillin", and it was true.

Now Larry would say, "This reminds me of my youth." GOku noded his head to this to respect Larry's wild past, like a cowboy and young cowboy telling his life story to have him steal money from the bank.

Jaice and Burther teamed up to kick the armor in the butt and knock him down, but he jumped and hit both of them, but then he soon knew that Guldo was in there and would start making him get hit and lose.

"Guldo yelled DO IT" in there and Jaice and Burter said "Purple Comet!" and started spinning and turning purple and shooting the armor with tons of Ki Blasts. Guldo jumped out before things got real and did some gay poses to stimulate telikinesis.

Then Guldo started smashing the armor on the floor with the telkenesis, but then the helmet flew off and hit him and got picked back up. The GInyus kept hitting the armor but it wasn't working. Vegeta could of done all of this with one Big attack, but it would work.

The armor suit got up and started dancing to mock them, but then a big muscular tard man appeared behind him. Everyone started freaking, because it looked like Broly from where they saw it all, but then he did a gay pose and hit the armor with a chair and knocked it down.

That was when everyone knew that it was… Recoom! "RECOOM!" he yelled and posed retardedly like a gay man.

"Your alive!" the other Ginyu Force Members yelped and cried and cheered all over. It turns out that Recoome did not actually self destruct, but instead made a big explosion from himself with Ki and somehow only almost died.

Recoom made tard sounds to aggree, and then they were to teach the armor a lesson. "We are going to beat you up! Toe!" yelled them.

All the Ginyus minus the real Ginyu who was a Monkey started attacking the armor and killing it, and they each took turns slaping it's butt with the force of an angry gay army. Finally they got together for one big butt and penis slap on the armor, wich did not have a penis but would think it anyways, and slaped it into the air and said, "Goku and Krillin Do It! And Larry Too!"

Krillin made a Destructo Disk to cut the armor to peices while Larry threw a grenade at it. And then Goku would seal the deal.

"KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA" blasted Goku, and the armor was disintigrated never to be seen again.

"Yay! We did it!" said everyone. "Wowo good job," congratulated Larry to them.

Now, they found that there was a mystery a foot. "This one's a mystery! One of the Ginyu's said", just then they thought who of it would be the masked man and armor.

Jaice tied everyone up and looked into their eyes. "Now we ought a look at there penises if they like it!" Jaice said, but then Goku screamed, and Jaice knew it was not the plan.

Goku thought of what Trunks might say and said "We should take of there masks to find out who they were!" and the Monkey Man said "OOOH OOH, NO DONT DO IT… You are not ready for the truth!"

But Larry had ulterior motives and said "Yes we are," and Krillin would agree. Goku then said like Scooby Doo, "now let's find out who they really were!" and went at there masks with his hand

Goku's hand Grabbed the Monkey and pulled it. "Aaaaah!" the man behind the Monkey said… and that man was… Charles Darwin?!

"Charles Darwin?!" everyone said!

Charles Darwin looked frowningly and evolved out of his costume. "I would of gotten away with it to if it werent for you metalling gay kids!" and then he said grr and proposed more lies

"Why did you do it!" Goku angry said and Charles Darwin said "We all came from Monkeys and Jesus is fake!"

Goku would scream and said "Rah Rah Rah Rah!" like a rabies dog or a Chinese because you are what you eat, and Shallot would say this because he did to nappa over the phone.

Krillin and Larry and Jaice and Burter held Goku back while Guildo was yelling agreeing with Darwin because Guildo was dumb, and Recoom would kick him for this, because you would have to be dumber then a tard to believe in Evolutionism.

Then Goku calmed down, but before he could be calm: Cell showed up dressed like a lawyer and said "Objection! Evolution is real, and I will prove it!"

Then Charles Darwin said "Yes your right and pulled up a chart to prove it too"

This chart had a Monkey turning into a Human and it proved nothing, but all of the dumb people like Guildo were thinking "Hmm, maybe it is true that makes sense"

But all along, Goku and Krillin had a defense against Cell, Goku and Krillin would now say "Jesus made us in his image!" but Cell said "God is not real!"

But Goku had other plans and said to the Judge, which was Larry, "I call the Bible as my witness" and cell laughed and said "It is wrong!" but then Goku read Genisis and it showed Cell he was stupid.

Charles Darwin still would not believe, because the Devil was in his ears, and he was like Charles Dumbwin, because he was. Cell would not let up though and he would keep saying things that were lies, but everyone kept believing him.

Goku was on a rope about this, so he got scared and screamed. "Stop lying to everyone I will call Master Roshi and he will prove you wrong!" and he did this with Krillin's support as best friends.

Master Roshi proved Cell wrong over the phone "The world had to be made by a hand because look at the world and ask "Who holds the planets in the sky?" can you answer it no you can't other than with Jesus. Everything was made with a hand because look at your penis it is beutiful." and Cell looked at his penis, this was supposed to be funny by Master Roshi, but it was also true, and then offered him Sex training as a joke because Cell was a loser to the wise sage.

Master Roshi destroyed Cell and said "Evolution is Evilution! All of the animals in the Garden Of Eden did not turn into other animals you retard!"

Then Cell scowled and said "I will prove Evolution one day, but not today!" and flew away to train and beat Vegeta.

Now, no one would question, but Charles Darwin would and said "Your stupid!" and Goku and krillen nodded at each other and beat him up, and because he was weak and old, he died.

Then Larry got in his Golf Cart and said, "Well I gotta go. I will see you guys at the Museum! Good luck at the Sports Festival," and drove of into the night, never to be seen at the High School again.

"What a guy Larry is," said Krilin about Larry, and Goku agreed.

"Now to keep looking for that Cheater!" he said, and the Ginyu Force remembered that about the cheater about the School.

"We will help you find him!" said Jaice like the second Ginyu now. "But first, you should become our new Captain!" said Burter, "Because our Captain Ginyu is no more!" said Guildo.

Goku thought about it, but did not want to be part of their gay team, even though they were actually nice sometimes. "No, I will no do it," politefuly said Goku to refuse it all.

"Oh, well we can still find that dirty cheater!" said Jaice, also not wanting Saiyan High School to be gone. Then the Ginyu Force put a leash on Recoome to use his tard-like senses like their dog to find him.

"Ruff Ruff!" yelled and wagged Recoom. Then BUrter took the rains and went off with Recoom. Guldo and Jaice went in other ways after posing together to vow to find justice!

Goku looked at the wind and smiled…

"Thank you… The Ginyu Force!" he thought and then turned to Krillin to say, "We need to go find who it is ruining everything!" Krillin went "yup" and they went to go and do that. Goku and Krillen were great friends.

And when they walked off, an evil and sinster voice laughed in the shadows… "I have evil intentions…" it trailed off and then began to laugh...

"Ohoho…"

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