ok! here's the heads up! this is an OOCed fic! no one is in character! no one is owned by me! no one is to flame these characters for being OOCed, is that clear? good. i own the idea, the weirdness, and the making of this fic as characters are OOCed, do you understand so far? good! NOW! on to the weirdness!

Final Fantasy VII, no pairings, OOCed, original plot


Batter Up!

Vincent was staring at the shimmering metal that was reflecting his reflection back at him. He didn't understand, at least not yet... somehow...

"Tell me again what I do with this?"

Sephiroth (GAH! i'm a call him sephie now...) sighed and shook his head. "You swing it."

"At what?"

"Anything coming at you."

"Really? Like this?" Vincent swung and--

THWAP!

"Oops."

Sephie lay on the ground, blood dripping down his face. "Mm."

"What?"

"Ow."

"What?"

"I said 'ow', as in 'that hurt', as in 'I'm in pain', as in 'ow'."

"Oh, sorry. But you said anything coming at me!"

"And I was standing... STILL!" Sephie was glaring at Vincent.

In a poof of somke, Vincent became SD Vincent, with cute little eyes and a cute little pout. "I didn't mean to, Sephie. Vincent sorry."

"Sorry won't cut it!"

SD Vincent began to cry rivers of tears. "Waaah! Sephie be mean to Vincent! Vincent apologize!"

Sephie felt horrible now. "Erm, ah, p-plese... erm, stop."

"WAAAHH!"

"ALRIGHT! I'M SORRY! YOU WERE... right?"

SD Vincent was hiding in the corner, far from the metal bat.

Sephie smiled. "Ah, so now Vincent wants to play Hide and go Seek instead of baseball... that's odd." He sighed and picked up the bat. "Might as well toss this out then."

SD Vincent dissappeared after this, and that's why Vincent isn't ever happy... sorta...

Vincent: that was the lamest excuess imaginable
Sephie: YES! I AM NOT LIKE THAT!
Cloud: o.o;;
p3n-stroke: ah, you were OOCed, so i didn't make you in character...
Cloud x.x
Vincent -.- i hate you...
p3n-stroke: i knew you would...