The Irishman's Woman: Shake your thang!
by LUVINGJOVAN
"Evangeline are you going to eat that salad or push it around your plate?" Nora asked frowning at her friend.
Marcie burst into laughter. "She's been acting goofy all day"
Evangeline didn't hear anything they said. The wedding was tomorrow and it had been four long torturous days with no word from her Irishman. She checked her voicemail constantly and nothing. She was a fool to send him away. Now she would have to stand next to him in the wedding with her heart breaking.
"Evangeline..."
Looking up she
frowned "Did you say something?"
Marcie touched her hand "Hey
you okay?"
Evangeline smiled and looked around the restaurant. "Of course I am. You ready for the bachlorette party tonight?"
Smiling Marcie shakes her head. "How many
strippers are coming?"
Nora pops Marcie hand "Who said we were
getting you strippers."
They all laugh. Evangeline pushes her
plate from her and retrieves her phone from her purse. She checks it
and sees no missed calls.
"Okay out with it Van, that's the third time today you have checked that phone. What's going on with you?" Nora asked throwing her fork onto her plate.
Evangeline
rolled her eyes. "It hasn't been three times."
Marcie shook
her head yes "It sure has Van and I want to know too. What's the
problem?"
Evangeline sighs. "Its my Irish….I mean John.
I was expecting to hear from him."
Marcie smiles "We spoke to
him this morning, his plane comes in tonight"
Evangeline
looked at her shocked. "What?"
Nora narrows her eyes on her
friend. "When was the last time you spoke to him
Evangeline?"
Evangeline blushes. "Not since Monday."
"What!" Marcie exclaims.
"Evangeline you told me
everything was fine between you two" Nora said reaching for her
friend's hand.
"Well it is….he just had to take care of
some business."
Marcie shook her head "If he's your
boyfriend Van he should have called you. He's spoken to Michael all
this week."
Evangeline stomach tightens hearing that. He called his brother but didn't call her once. She was such a fool. All of this Irishman/Angel crap was ridiculous. The man obvious got home and discovered the thrill was gone.
"Look girls, I'm
fine really…we had some good times but its over." Evangeline said
trying to be strong.
"Good times? You told me you were in
love." Nora said
"Really?" Marcie asked shocked and wide
eyed.
"Well I was wrong...we were just thrown into some intense moments and emotions ran high. Besides after Jason it's too soon to be emotionally connected to anyone."
Evangeline felt their eyes on her forcing her to swallow then look up at them smiling sweetly. Inside she was dying. She thought this was it; he was the one for her. She was almost certain he was coming back to tell her that he'd decided to make a life with her here. How stupid could she be?
Nora sighed "Van, call the man….find out
where you stand"
She shot her friend an angrily look.
"Absolutely not! I won't humiliate myself further."
Marcie
looked at her sad "Will you still be able to do the wedding, I mean
you two are standing up for us."
Evangeline reached for her friend's hand "Oh sweetie of course I can. I don't have any animosity toward John. We may still remain friends. I'm just disappointed now that's all."
Marcie nods. "Well good." she said returning to her food.
Evangeline looked up and locked eyes with Nora. The look they exchanged revealed the truth she was heartbroken at his rejection. She didn't know what she would do when she saw him.
The ladies enjoyed their lunch and dropped the topic of John altogether. Marcie gushed over the party plans for the evening and Evangeline laughed at her trying to locate strippers in Llanview. She had to call her sister in Philly to get some together to drive up for the party tonight. She pretended that everything was okay but inside she ached for her Irishman and wondered how he could walk away from her so easily.
The Bachlorette Party
Evangeline laughed as the man in speedos gyrated his hips in her face wearing nothing else but a bowtie. The music was loud in the suite and Nora kept telling everyone to keep it down the hotel security had already been upstairs twice to warn them.
The sexy Hispanic adonis pulled Evangeline from her chair and pumped his hips at her causing his penis that hung in the long sock sticking out of the front of his g-string speedos to pop against her thigh. Everyone squealed and she covered her eyes as he fell to his knees and gnawed at her crotch through her jeans.
Marcie sat in the middle of the room in a chair with a black Adonis on her lap grinding her while two other white men in the same g-strings danced around the room flapping their penises in the faces of Blair, Kelly, Adrianna, Jessica and Nora.
The men turned around and popped their butt cheeks at the women and did handstands in the floor.
Evangeline finally got her Greek god to leave her alone, turning his attention to Marcie who was now standing up sandwiched between two men pumping frantically at her. She rotated her hips hollering out and spanking the man in front of her on the ass, screaming "Shake that thang!"
All the ladies are drunk on margaritas. And Evangeline is glad they all have rooms in the Palace for the wedding.
Stumbling over to the pitcher laughing she turns around to see one of the dancers now has Marcie in the air with her legs wrapped around his waist bouncing her up and down on his groin as he hops around the room.
Blair has a dancer with his legs on her shoulders backwards as he holds himself up by having his hands flat on the ground making each butt cheek shake and flap.
Nora comes over to her with her mouth covered "Evangeline where on earth did Layla get these dancers?"
Evangeline brings the glass to her lips. "Girl who knows?"
There's a knock at the door and Nora sighs. Evangeline touches her shoulder and smiles. "I'll get it this time." Stumbling to the door extremely high on the margaritas she flings the door open and her mouth drops open. Standing in the doorway is Mike, Bo, Todd, Duke and Kevin, drunk themselves.
"SURPIRSE!" they yell pushing inside.
Mike screams to see his new bride being humped to death by two male strippers. Blair pushes the dancer from her lap embarrassed as Todd glares at her. Evangeline burst into laughter closing the door which is suddenly stopped by a hand. Looking up she sees John staring at her his blue eyes sparkling. He gives her a sexy smirk and saunters in.
Evangeline is stunned into silence. She watches him as he walks in checking her out from head to toe. She can hear Marcie screaming for them to get out it's her party. Mike yelling she will crack every dude in the room wearing a speedo in the face if they don't get out now. The poor dancers are running around trying to get their radio and clothes. Nora is going to her purse trying to get their money to pay them.
None of this registers to Evangeline she stares instead at the man that has broken her heart by not contacting her. He takes her hand "How are you Angel?" he says softly
Snatching her hand back she
walks, stumbles toward Nora. "I got to go!"
Nora turned and
looked at her "Are you crazy….do you see that all hell is
breaking loose.
Evangeline sees Todd strangling a dancer and Marcie on top of Michaels back as he chokes another dancer. The dancer in front of Nora has his hand out for his money and is desperate to escape, while Bo is threatening to throw everyone in jail.
Evangeline looks back and sees John leaning against the wall staring. "I can't stay here….I have to go!"
Nora sees why she's trying to escape and nods. Evangeline grabs her purse and heads for the door.
John steps in front of her.
"Can we talk?"
"No!" she snaps trying to go around him.
"It's important."
"No!" she says again weaving a
little from her drinks.
He smiles at her "Are you
drunk?"
"Get out of me way" she says slurring
John grabs
her hand and she struggles almost falling. He holds her up. "Come
on" he says pulling her out of the melee.
Evangeline pouts
and pushes him away trying to walk on her own "I don't need
you."
"That's okay baby because I need you" he says
pulling her to him again helping her to the elevator.
She shakes her head and frowns at him. He pushes the elevator button and tries to remember her room number. They get on and he presses 15. She looks at him, "That's not my room number!"
He smiles "I know it's mine."
"What! I'm not going anywhere with you!" she shouts reaching over and pushing all the buttons on the elevator. He pulls her back. "Calm down Angel we are just going to talk"
"Talk! Now you want to talk! Go to hell!" she says falling backward. The elevator stops on every floor between 10 and 15 and John shakes his head. Evangeline backs away to a corner and folds her arms still mad at him. When they reach their floor he puts his hand out for her to step off. She rolls her eyes and walks off waiting for him to lead her to his room. Walking down the hall he keeps looking back at her as she zig zags down the hallway.
Reaching his room he slides in his card and opens the door. Evangeline glares at him and walks through heading from the sofa in the suite. Closing the door he tosses the key card on the table and comes into the room.
"What! What do you want to say? I need
to sleep this off for the ceremony tomorrow."
"I wish you
weren't drunk for this conversation."
Evangeline bites her bottom lip and fights the urge to cry. Why hadn't he called her? How could he be so callous? "Just say it John I'm tired."
"Remember when you told me you were
scared?"
Evangeline said nothing she stared into his eyes.
"Well
so was I and I needed time to determine if I wanted love again…true
love. I had to decide what was best for me."
"So you couldn't have the decency to call me and tell that you didn't want me? I had to just guess it on my own!"
He smiles at her and she shakes with anger "What the hell is so funny! You find my pain amusing?"
He shakes his head and walks to the couch "It took me only one day to get over my fear and make my decision"
"Good for you.." she said rolling her eyes.
"I spent the rest of the time quitting my job and getting one with the LPD. I spoke to Mike all week for him to find me a place to move into immediately" he said kneeling in front of her. "I love you baby…and I wanted to come back to you with certainty and no "let's just see where this goes" type of bullshit."
Evangeline eyes grow wide. She jumps at him forcing him back and they fall over on the floor. John laughs and holds onto her rolling on top and kissing her face. "Do you really think I would let you go Angel?"
"I'm so crazy…god you make me crazy." she giggled still feeling loopy with all the alcohol in her system.
"I love you Irishman…."
"I
love you Angel….." he says moving her hair from he face. "We
are going to have a wonderful life together."
She kisses him and melts into his arms. Her heart so full she can't get enough of the wonderful man that caught her eye on day in a small café in Chicago. A man that has changed her and the way she loved forever. Her Irishman.
