While all that was going down in High School, Gohan was puting the phone down from Vegeta. This was while the girl was sucking his sasage still.

"Ooh, Uh!" were the sounds Gohan was making, and the girl was making other sounds like, "Mm and oh and other sounds like that one could make on a penis."

The girl's mouth was pulsating on Gohan's penis, and it felt so good. It was like one of those massage chairs at the mall on it. At the same time, she was fondling his balls and stroking them with her fingers.

Now she is rubbing it on her face like a bar of soap to clean with, and Gohan was getting even more erected.

His meat was being tenderized like a steak and Gohan was living the life, but then he had this feeling…

"I feel like something will happen that is bad…" said Gohan a loud.

The girl took her mouth off Gohan's Go-dong and said, "Don't be so silly, what could happen with a penis like this!"

When she said that and looked at Gohan, he looked at her face… and then they were shocked and surprised to know why Gohan felt that…

Screaming, Gohan said "M-Mom!? Oh no!" and the Girl said, "Your not Goku! Oh my God Gohan!" This was bad, it was an emergency! It is a good thing no one could see this, because then they would have so many rumours that would all be true about it.

"Oh no, I didn't realized it was you! You look so much like my BoyFriend Goku for some reason!" panicked Caulifla, who was the girl.

"AAh! We have to stop! Ahh!" Gohna was saying and screaming.

Now, Gohan realized something else bad: his penis was about to burst with seamen! "This is bad, Gohan thought, I need to put this somewhere that is not Caulifla!" thought Gohan, and he was nervous dancing and clutching his peepee to try to stop the blast.

"Come on, come on…!" he thought as he scanned the room for places to ejaculate into. He could not bust into Caulifla's mouth, because he would be cheating her on Goku.

Then, Gohan had a sensation that told him time was up. "I'm going to bust! Get out of the way!" Gohan commanded rigorously.

Before Caulifla could back up Gohan's man sauce spilled out everywhere onto the carpet and her face and hospital clothes. But accidentally it fell into here mouth like a Chili or Coffee Pot onto the floor for cats to lick up!

Gohan and Caulifla froze, because they were seeing what happened and it was so bad. Gohan was just stood there still holding his penis, looking defeated like Raditz.

Caulifla had to take of her hospital clothes because the seamen would ruin it, so she was naked under the bed sheets so Gohan wouldn't see her boobs and vagina.

"You did say mom earlier… why? P-punk..." asked Caulifal. Gohan quitely said, "It will all make since later." Then he packed his things and left the room.

The last thing Gohan thought in the room was, "This can not be worse now…" but it could, because someone saw it in the window.

"I did see it all! Oh my God, I have to tell Goku of this!" said the person gayly, like they were assigned to something by him.

Gohan thought to himself, "This is the worst! I cannot believe it all happened!" and Gohan punched a hole in the wall in his mind, because the Hotel was too expensive to do that for real.

"This sucks!" Gohan trashed the room in his mind like a rockstar in a real Hotel Room. "AAAARGH!" Gohan raged in his mind and burned down the whole building. In real life Gohan was flailing his arms everywhere to throw his anger a round.

"UUUUUHHHHHH!" Bulma said and Vegeta's penis was erupting like Mount Everest when he shot his seamen into Bulma's mouth and it was even coming out of her nose.

"Good Job big boy ," said and smiled Bulma licking all of the seamen up like a Cinamon Toast Square.

"What a night it was," Vegeta said and waited for his penis to dry.

Bulma laid next to his couch and said "ooh I want more penis!" but Vegeta said "Not now!" Women never get tired of having sex, especially in High School.

Bulma sighed at this and retorted "Okay, then I will get our babie," and she truly walked away.

"Love you!" she said and winked and danced, and Vegeta just looked at her like a man watching his ex finance have sex with two Blacks while saying his name.

She waltzed out of the room and flung the door closed in a sexy, woman way.

Vegeta was a lone in the Room with his thoughts now. "Wow, I loved that sex," he started, but he knew what would happen next. Vegeta plopped onto the bed and is penis landed on it, which was a soft bed like you'd find at one hotel or another. Vegeta's eyes got wet and he started dropping some water from them; they were tears.

"I do not cry! " he Vegeta said. Vegeta never cried in his life. Not even when Tarzan would of died! So why would Vegtea cry now when there was no one dying at all? Then Vegeta threw his hands both onto his Penis and was slaping his hands up and down on it like a mountain goat. "AAAAAHHH!" he thought, "Goku is mad at me!" tears were jumping left and right, and so was his penis getting rubbed. "I hurt Goku!" he said feeling like the bad guy.

"Where is Goku!" he yeled inside, "Goku did not see me beat up Android 19!" he sniffed. Vegeta began to strangle his sausage and it was so hard now that he was rubbing it and it came up into his face and some of Bulma spit fell into his mouth from his peis.

Then Vegeta's brain wandered to Goku, who was having his penis shooting out earlier that day. This would make Vegeta harder than iron; and he did not know why?

Vegeta actually did not disperse all of his Seamen, and saved some! He was so good at sexy stuff that he could keep his seamen in side if he wanted to. His penis was like diamonds when he was having sex with Bulma, for now it was like netherite for some reason. "I want Goku to be here!" he said and his hands were like Bellydancers lapdancing a strapping young penis.

Vegeta's hands were grazing across his penis violently like a distracted old man in a car running over civilians in the streets of a bustling town. His eyes were flooding his penis with tears, which would be like tan lotion. "I hate this all! Why can't I just not have problems?! With no FriendShip Problems!" Vegeta throught and slaped his penis so hard that it swung from side to side like a door stopper.

Then Vegeta's mouth started falling up and down ontop of his penis and sucked it even better then Bulma could ever. "Frick!" Vegeta thought. Vegeta was rubing everything and sucking his penis harder then ever, and it was so bigger than everyone in high school's. Then he thought of Cell and the Sports Festival and everything about it. "Hahaha! I am winning!" laughed Cell in Vegeta's brain.

"I HATE CELL! I HATE EVERYTHING!" Vegeta thought, and thought again "I HATE EVERYTHING!" Cell was like poison to Vegeta's growing mind.

Then Vegeta took his penis out of his mouth and thrust his legs out into the air and into his Right Hand and said "FRICK I HATE MYSELF! RRRRAAAAAAAH!". When he said this he spewed so much Seamen out and it landed on top of the Hotel bed sheets. His impressive stream splashed the walls and window's and all around the bed in one area because it was so much more than everyone elses but maybe Master Roshi.

"Frick… Vegeta said to the seamen on the bed, while it was lying down in the shape of Goku" Vegeta's penis went back to normal size and he got rid of his tears; Bad Boy's would never cry… or would they?

Then Vegeta layed back into the bed and his hair landed like a mop top. Vegeta would now do some thinking alone; Vegeta rolled over on to his side and breathed, "It is finished..."

Bulma was shuffling to the baby room and said "Oh boy, Vegeta loves me and sex!" she was exited and found the baby. "We are going to live a great lives together with Vegeta as your Dad!"

But then she said "Huh?" and saw that there was the baby kid next to him that was Cauliflas and next to it another.

There was a lot of big issues about High Schoolers getting prengnant, so she said "oh, what a shame"

Bulma smiled said "I have a good name for you! hehehe" and giggled deviously like little girls after stealing a boy's power ranger toy on a playground and left with her baby.

She left through the door she came into, and would tell Caulifla to see her baby and other baby, but right after, she got stoped by Nappa who was a round there. Nappa would not stop talking about Sports and how good he is at them, and he kept flexing to let her know to tell other girls that He was Hot and Ready.

While Nappa was being a Distraction Jock to the ladies, a head peeked both ways and said "Oh ho ho! Peek a boo, my Caulifla's baby!" and crawled into the room to meet the third Baby Saiyan for the second time.

Frieza was a holder of toys and took them out. "Goo goo, my baby." he said and grabbed his Baby. "Babys play with these!" Fieza said, he knew that babys liked these, so he kept putting them on that baby.

Frieza was no good at parenting, he was a bit of a witch and would be a horrible mom or dad; but it was his kid now to raise

Frieza did not know what he was doing and he got mad "YOU RETARTED BABY!" "Play with these toys!" Frieza kept screaming and demanding from the baby.

"If you did not look like Goku, I would name you Broly because your retarted!" screamed Frieza one last time… but then, the Baby started to cry and pooped it's pants.

Then Frieza's eyes became red with madness and he said "Ohohohoho baby!" like a maniack lyrically.

Frieza raddled his tail and began to wail,

"If you know about me"

"You know I hate baby"

Frieza walked over to the baby and lifted it up and threw of its diaper

"But if theirs one thing I hate to see"

"It's a gay stupid monkey!"

Frieza then wrapped two diapers around him like a cabbage and leafs

"Now there's a nother thing that you should know"

"I'm frieza, your dad, and the star of the show!"

"Ill raise you up right and teach you to fight,"

"Wait did I say ""right""? I meant rong!"

"Your going to be oh so strong..."

"And KILL GOKU!"

Frieza slid onto a Piano and played an evil tune for him with the Ginyu Force chanting on a DVD to bring it all together. He would also show the baby a guitar and how to play it like a badaxe in his guitar solo.

Frieza then jumped the baby, into a vent that led all the way into his Secret Lair under High School and poped out the other side of it like a peeled potato in the micro wave or the Imposter all along.

"Your'e my minion and will kill them all"

"By my hand, Vegeta will fall!"

"But you dont know who they are"

"Dont worry, just hit them with a car!"

Then the chorus started to play left and right and frieza danced into a computer screen with pictures on it.

"This is Goku, he is Gay!"

"KILL HIM KILL HIM, KILL GOKU"

"And here is Vegeta! He is gayer,"

"But dont cross him he'll make you prayer!"

"I want to show you daddy's ways,"

"With these… AGEING RAYS!"

All of the sudden Friezas started to shoot the baby with a lazer gun and it began to glow and get bigger

"You'll be evil just wait and see,"

"You'll be Hane us, gay, and just like me!"

"You know you want it, yes you do! To KILL GOKU!"

"AND VEGETA TO!"

Then frieza started to play on the kangas and even the xylophone to appear more and more evil and start to teach the baby so he wasn't so stupid when he grows up

"ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWRXYZ"

"Z rhimes with G and that sound begins Jesus! The beginning and the end and God!"

"But we don't like God or Jesus or anything Good, instead we like drugs and sex and Things In The Hood."

"Now you dumb baby you know it all along"

"Frieza is good and Goku is bad, now let's go do some wrong!,"

Frieza turned all the way up the lazer beam and it set to "18" like the Android and made him get so big and tall like a High Schooler.

"Sessamy Street is Gone and now we watch Porn!" Frieza said rhimingly and the baby got taller and bigger, but it riped right out of it's clothing because it was baby clothing and now it was naked.

"huh?" the High Schooler Goku said observing at the porn and looked down. Frieza smiled and said "At Long last!"

Frieza was laughing like a lapdog on a hot day for dogs, whereas the High Schooler Baby Goku was looking down. "Ohohohoho! My Son!" Frieza instructed to the baby, for he would be teaching it how to be a adult.

The Goku looked into Frieza's devil-red, burning eyes and he said "duhhh duhh" and looked back down. "Oh no, Your a defect!" Frieza said like a Tard Parent who could not have it sent back in her Vagina for a better one.

"N-No..." the Goku said. "Why is it so big?" the Goku baby said to his penis and Frieza. Frieza was crafuzzled from this asking and he said pointing "The penis?" and High School Baby Goku said "Yes"

Frieza would then explain Genetics and similarities of the topic and too Goku's lineage plus Bardock. But this Goku kept pooping onto the floor when Frieza would try to tell him.

Even though this baby knew the alphabit, he did no know anything else about things.

"Pee You! Stop it!" demanded Frieza. This did not work.

Frieza kept yelling to stop pooping on the floor and peeing there, but his Goku would not ever stop, so he had to take dramatic measures.

"I will not send you into the Tard Room…! But you will go into this Teaching Room!" Frieza said. Frieza made a secret preschool torture room in his secret lair a long time a go.

"duhhh duhh gogo gaa" the Baby Man Goku said. This Goku was an actual Baby man, but had Goku hair. Frieza slid into the computer and recorded a lot of information, this; was to instruct the Baby on being evil but knowing things like Pithagoreas therem and how to spell.

"Ohohoho… you will be so evil to Goku…"

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