AN: It has been ONE YEAR that i have been writing Saiyan High School and thank you for supporting it! I will keep writing because it is so much fun to do and this is the anniversary!
"I am playing this guitar like a rock star, but I'm so sad" Vegeta yelled after he masterbaited but with a hint of an inside voice. The guitar was ringing like a bell with guitar strings. He strummed it all over and it sounded like Jimmy Henderix.
But then Goku barged right in on a naked Vegeta. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Goku said. "Your Goku!" Vegeta said and his penis shot right up; this made Goku get louder.
Goku partook of his hands and put them over his mouth and eyes. "V-Vegeta..." filtered Goku and he then said "It's not Ginyu who made the rumours!" and Vegeta's eyes popped out like cherries falling off a pudding cake. "Than who could it be?" Vegeta asked angerfully.
Goku took a seat right next to Vegeta on the bed, but before he did… Vegeta saw his seamen where goku was going to land! "Goku! Watch out! That is my seamen!" but Goku could not see it or hear it because of his hands over his ears as well.
Goku sat right on to the Seamen Pile and he said "Wow, this is one comfy water bed!" and Vegeta screamed. Then Trunks walked in on them and said "I have made a scoring sheet to show the score and tell it." then he sat down, but there was no seamen this time.
The Sports Festival was super even because they only did 2 events for Vegeta to win, and 2 for the Adroids. They would of done more but Cell made them not.
Trunks also got out the events for tomorrow and there were so many it was crazy! "Gee Wowzers!" yelped Goku in surprise at them.
"All of these are the events… And Cell will probably win most of them…" Trunks menaced.
"Humph, this will all be fine," Vegeta said from his bed, "I will win it all! He has no chance! I am a Super Saiyan!" Vegeta said and humphed in a manly way.
Trunks was taken a back and all the way outside from this remark, he's head was spinning left and right and his arms sprung out and started juggling oxygen like a circus clown. "I Dont understand your logic!" Trunks said and he tripped over his legs and folded like a shirt. He, was baffled by Vegeta, so he did all of this to show it.
"We cannot even be a point behind!" trunks enunciated, but Vegeta knew it all. "It will ned more then a Super Saiyan to beat Cell for real…" Trunks said… "We need a plan!"
Vegeta looked to his son, but would not know it is his son, and said "We are going to to win the sports festival, now give me and Goku some privacy" and said goodbye at his son.
"So, what is it, G-Goku?" Vegeta asked and thought of the seamen on his butt. Goku's eyes looked all around for Vegeta, but then finally landed right on his eyes and sparkled. "Uhhh uhhh I can not remember it right now" Goku said cutely for some weird reason… this could of been from the eyes' of Vegeta.
"Well spit it out!" Vegeta said and got real mad for his times being wasted. "I would… but I cannot for some reason!" Goku said and Vegeta knew it, "Here I come!" Vegeta said and opened Goku's mouth and started putting his hands in there to find the speach and too snap Goku back to normal.
"AAAAHHH VEGETA!" Goku said not knowingly. Goku almost threw up, so he said "Vegeta Vegeta the Cheater is not Ginyu for some reason!" and Vegeta chuckeld because he knew it all along that this would make Goku talk.
Vegeta thought about this for one second and said "Yes, it would not be Ginyu… he is a Monkey!" Vegeta was smart so he could remember this and could of avoided all of this problem from the beginning.
Goku then thought that he liked Vegeta hand in his mouth but then stoped it, it was not a gay thing either as Vegeta had good hands always, but who could know. "What was the lotion you used Vegeta?" Goku asked blushfully and Vegeta told him this.
Vegeta then said, maybe it was one of the Androids because they would get a lot of winning from beating them by cheating, this would make a lot of sense because they were the other team.
"It was not 19 because I beat him up!" Vegeta elucidated the way for Goku to understand. It could not been 18 either because she was the jumping one. "It was not 17 because he is a real one!" Goku expounded and Vegeta knew it already, but Goku was still smart.
16 was to stupid to do anything like it, so he could not cheat at all. Vegeta made everyone look so smart because he would tell them things, so Goku said "It was someone from our School but not Ginyu Force!"
Vegeta agreed and then they said "Maybe it was…!?"
Now Krillin who was outside and walking around the school because he did not leave. "I love me all of this school… hehehe..." he went about and felt the lockers that they left for the sports ones like Nappa outside, who would fart a lot and speak other languages.
"I remember all of the times here, hehe, wow this was one time long ago…" he thought of a thing with Yamcha he did one time.
"Wow, Krillin! That was funny what you said!" said Yamcha, this was all one big flash back Krillin was creating.
"Hehe, I know! Now watch this!" Krillin put his hands on his arm pits and started slapping them down onto his arms and making fart sounds left and right like a farting car rampaging through a bumpy road.
Krillin drank one tear that went down on his mouth, it fell into his mouth. "I am a big adult high schooler now! That was back in Middle School geehee"
"Hah, this baby is short and a baby man!" Vegeta said and Nappa pushed him over like he was a small little kid.
"Vegeta… You will rue this day, Gulp!" Krillin said and fell often his feet onto the ground and cried to himself.
"Humph! lets get out of here and go do some High School stuff!" Vegeta said to Nappa, but then Nappa said "We are in Middle School and really mean to Krillin right now and not his friend yet and cannot!" and Vegeta looked at him and smirked to say let us do this all right now anyway.
Krillin looked down and said "Vegeta was one bad boy back then, but he he is still a bad boy, but not as bad for he is a good man even though" Krillin chuckeld, "Hehe, time's have changed now... "
Then he passed a mystery oldman in the flashback:
"Ehhhh Krillin its me master roshi; you must not hate. Vegeta will one day save my life from the Tard Room and is all along a good person!" Master said to Krillin's past brain. Krillin said what, and then Master roshi beamed Porn into Krillin's brain and showed him other things to like then to be mad about Vegeta and Nappa.
Krillin's lips dropped open like he was smoking a cigarette and he remembered the porn, "Ooh, that is the good stuff hehe" and smirked evilly while sitting on a swing in the Play Ground.
Off with Gohan, he is walking around the hotel and really mad about bursting seamen on Caulifla to make her cheat on Goku. This was a real mess, and too Caulifla was now, and Gohan did not like it one bit.
"Grr! I am still so mad! And also sad!" boiled Gohan's mind as to make soup. Then he saw Trunks out there like he just got told to leave by his dad.
"Trunks?" Gohan said and asked what's up?
Trunks turned with his head and looked in Gohan's way to tell him, "Oh, hey Gohan… We are in a pickle."
Gohan Agrees to that and went, "Tell me about it," like he would make a joke, but was also saying that this was bad. Trunks saw that Gohan was telling him this, and knew that something happened and he did not want to tell it, but wanted him to know.
"Vegeta will not listen to me. He is saying he will win because he's a Super Saiyan, but if it were true then Cell would already be dead!" Trunks insisted, "And what's worst is that Goku isn't even one! He is only at Kaioken and no Super Saiyan!"
Gohan was there thinking "hmmm" and then said, "Yeah, I know it… If Goku canot do it in this time, then it could all come crashing down!"
The other Future Teen said, "No, we can do it..." and he pulled out the poison and steriods from before.
Gohan looked and said, "Aah, I see it all." Now it was almost like he wasn't sad and angery.
Then, Gohan rememberd something that he wanted to know. "Hey Trunks, how was all the Victory Sex?" he imposed.
Trunks looked all mad again and said, "I did not do it! I was puting so many girls in our room to have sex, but then there were too many to fit and I could not get in the room!" it was tragic.
Then he continued to explain it, "We can't go in the room at all because they are all stuck and having sex!"
"Shoot, Gohan said to be disappointed." Then Gohan asked, "We are gona do it… use it all to beat Cell."
The lights dimmed and evil music played behind him and Trunks looked at the steriods, and then to the poison ominously.
"Yes…" said Trunks like an endangered man.
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