Once apon a time, Vegeta and Goku were making ideas in there heads, when suddenly they had one big idea. "Could the Cheater be Frieza?!" they both said at once and almost kissed on accident because they're mouths and spit flew out when they said it at once.

Vegeta was almost about to sing, but he flung up his fingers and said "One, two, three, four," now Goku said "Those are only some reasons, we could think of more"

Vegeta spun around in circles, "Frieza looks gay, and want to lose" said he, and Goku said "He could of had the blues to cut the rope lose"

Goku and Vegeta grabed each other's arms and jumped and danced "Well beat him up and show him whose boss!" and Goku said to Vegeta back, who said that last thing "well punch out his teeth so he wont be able to eat or floss!"

Then Goku pulled out some drums and Vegeta was using a electric guitar. They were having one blast of a time that it could send them into the past.

"Let's beat him up!" Vegeta said and Goku said it too at once.

Vegeta's hands rubbed and rubbed the guitar and it sounded so cool to hear and Goku was hitting the drums all about. Vegeta was better at playing Guitar and could do drums if he wanted to.

Then the mystery Guitar man over a mountain took the chorus and said "Frieza is the cheater, and too a beater, someone pack a heater, because its cold." He played good too.

Then Goku and Vegeta found all of this evidence, but were lacking One Piece to pull it all together. "There's one thing missing; the evidence isn't kissing: like two gay lovers not coming together!" Vegeta said, and Goku said "Huh, I don't know… oh! This might make it better!" and then the music got better and Goku's shirt was flying around in circles because he was doing that; like a rockstar!

Out of his shirt came a note…! And the music stoped.

"Huh? What is that Goku!?" barked Vegeta and Goku's hands scrambled to pick it up but he was too scared of Vegeta to look away from him to find it and was teatering and tottering until his fingers stuck it to Vegeta.

This note had one big letter on it that said F, and this could mean it was a Test from Paragus that was a trick, but it was a note instead. Vegeta's mind found out all of the ideas and put them together. "Last time it was G and F which meant Ginyu but we did not know who F was but Ginyu is a gay foot soldier captian for Frieza so it is Frieza!" Vegeta said geniusly.

Goku found all of this out from Vegeta now and said "Holy gwacamoly, I'm glad you could tell me all of this it is Frieza!". Goku stood up and all of the seamen fell of of his butt. "But how do we stick it to him?" Goku waned to know it.

"Vegeta said Hmm… We will tell it to all by using Paragus's Megaphone!" and he smirked like he was right. Goku's mouth formed "o" and he said that.

"I'm going to sleep in my room!" Goku said and did that.

It was still a hotel, and this time it was Android 16 at the front lobby. "I am Android 16" he said to the woman behind it and she said "Hey big guy what are you doing about!" but his head was spazzing all around because he was lagging and said he "what"

He stood up and yelled at her in an androidic way, "I must seek son goku to kill him!" and he kept saying this thing over and over, so this woman got really scared and began to wander to him and say "W-Why are you goning to kill him?"

And Android 16 said it one more time. "Why dont you just be friends, the woman said to Android 16 who was foaming from his nose and mouth like a rabies dog or tea pot." said the girl.

When all of a sudden, Andoird 16 stopped making a row. "Maybe son goku does not have to die." he said and thought of the bathroom ding dong.

Android 16's computer went crazy and started making pictures of the Goku Bathroom moment. Then some tears came from his head and he said "I am in love with son Goku? But I want to kill him!"

The woman said at this "Fiddlesticks! I do not want murder in the hotel!" this would be something that Spongebob and Patrick would probably say if they was there. 16's Orange Mowhawk hair was up in the air, and he looked at the side and said "Son Goku..." to Dramatic evil sexy music.

Goku was shuffling down the hallways to find his room and thinking a lot of vegeta. "Vegeta seemed flustrated to see me… but also happy? It was so weird all the way." Goku began his thought, "Im still mad at him, but It's hard to be up set when he is a round me..."

Then, when Goku's thoughts were about to make a revolutionary discovery, two Gay Yoga Men were having sex in the hallway. "Uhhh uhhh ooh lala!" they said and Goku said "Aaaaaahhh!" but to him, they would say "Hey Muscle Man, we're GAY, want to have GAY Sex with us? "

From this, Goku's disposition was rocking all around. "But your men and men have to have sex with women!" Goku said and screamed at them more, but then they said "Uhhh ahahaha" in a gay laughing way.

"Ooh, Brad ill grab your butthole and stick it in my penis hole!" said Jose and this made the other Gay one so horney. "Not if I do it first!" they said at each other competitionly and laughingly like gays, to which Goku squinted and sqirmed away.

"That was so Gay!" Goku said, "but then… Goku wanted to have sex with them maybe all along? I'm not gay and love Caulifla!" thought Goku

Goku narrowly escaped the erotic escapade… but it was not over yet… Goku accidently walked into a big burly muscular man with a big ding dong. "Ooooh, big hunka hunka… Watch were your going!" the body builder said and angerly grabed Goku's penis.

Goku screamed once again but it was not loud enough for him to hear through his muscles. "Huuuuh?" The body builder said and slaped Goku's Humongous Mongoose. Goku kept saying it, but it was not enough to stop the gay sex. "My penis is getting so hard!" Goku said and the Body Builder started to lift it like a weight and said "Oh yeah, this is so heavy and thickly girthy, oh yeah!"

To everyone in the world, Goku's penis was crazy strong and bigger then most of everything there could be of a penis to be.

Goku kept yelling him to stop, but he could not hear him because his muscles were blocking his ears. "Oh yeah! Fabuluos, said the body builder!"

"I… I said stop it im not gay!" Goku said and went Kaioken 3. "Wow this got heavy quick! Hoohoo yeah!" the Body Builder said and got punched in the face.

Goku ran away until he could walk away from the Gay Agenda; there would be no Gay Sex in the place of Goku's butthole.

Goku began to walk into his room and waded through the air, but it felt so thick to him for the weirdest reasons of all. Then candels went out and it got cold. "Muahahahaha!" a voice said and Goku's hands clammered up.

Then Goku said, "there is evil in the air!" It could of been Satan, but instead it could of been other people, but this time, it was not. Goku knew it all along that there would be some evil happening at night. Goku floundered to his room and stubbed the door, "OW!" Goku said and stepped on a Lego to. "OUCHIE WAWA!" he said in pain.

Then he heard loud noises and said huh, he looked behind him and…

"Oooooh pain! "Muwahahaha!"" said Saitan. Goku was scared; so scared he couldn't even scream to let him know.

Goku tries to run but… "Hhaha! I am Satan!" said Satan. Then. Goku tripped on a wire and his pants fell down, which would have been funny if he wasn't evil.

Goku's butt was in the air like he did not care, and then a chandelier was about to fall on it! Satan was laughing about what would happen to goku's butthole and penis., because he was the most evil ever.

Now Goku is trying to get up, but he has carpet burns on his ballsack and feet!" OWWWWW! " yelped Goku.

"W-W-What is it you're wanting from me!" humblingly asking Goku. Satan's big burly eyes gleamed with flames of Hell and the Glorious light of Heaven because he was an angle at once point, but actually instead it turned into more Darkness from Hell because he was Satan.

Satan approached Goku's butt with his pitchfork and began poking it obnoxiously. "Haha! I am going to rape your butthole!" he jested. Then he was about to unzip his pants with fire, but then he got an idea.

"Sniff sniff," made the sound of Satain's nose. "I sense something…" then his head spinned around in circles and turned at Goku dramatically and said… "MWAHAHAhA! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING SEX!"

Satan pulled out his pitchfork and poked him butt, "Ow!" Goku said and satan kept doing this over and over again laughing all the way. "Muahahaha" Satan was like an Evil Santa, but a Devil instead.

Then Satan started spinning around. "Mwahaha!" he laughed with evil intentions. Satan capitalized on an Evil Opportunity and spread Goku's buttcheeks and deftly crawled inside. "Mwahaha! Buh Buy! Ill see you later! MWahaha!" he said.

Inside Goku's butt, Satan made his home.

All of these were signs that something evil was a foot, and Goku began to cry.

"What did I do to deserve this..." Goku sniffled from his mouth and nose and cried on the floor.

But he heard and Austrian man running and telling rumors in the distance.

"Goku Goku Oh my God! I know the Cheater I saw his hot dog!"

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