Goku was back on the floor again, and crying, and Jaice came up and said "Oh my God Goku I saw it all, the Cheater!"
"Caulifla was having sex with Gohan!"
Jaice did not know if Goku heard him say this because he was still crying, so Jaice got close to Goku's ears and said it more and Goku screamed in emotional torment, but called Jaice a bro, even if he was a gay.
Goku looked like a caveman in a business suit and said "What?"
Jaice would now tell a story of how it went down to him:
"Gohan was having sex like a champ with one sexy mystery lady…" And wooohoohooh woosh, it now showed all of this happening like a movie flash back "'Uhh Uhh! Go…- You're penis is so hard and good for my body!' Gohan was very hard with his penis and it was in this lady. Gohan grabed her boobies and twirled them around and this made her even horneyer, it was so crazy when I saw it all!"
""Do you like it one bit?" Gohan spoke and then he kissed her and she said "Each bit of that penis!" It was like a joke of Shallot, but he would be waaay funnier, I would say" said Jaice. But then Gohan flipped her over and rammed the penis in like a jack hammer and kept going faster and faster.
Jaice went on, "Then Gohan said "This is MY penis!" Gohan said and showed her and they talked about how long it was. Then Gohan shot tiny ding dong lazers into her privates and made her moan and moan and moan. "Oooh ah ah ooh uhhhh!" she said being brandished from that penis."
Goku was biting his nails waiting for Jaice to tell him who the lady was, even though he maybe knew already. "Go on!" he demanded angrily.
Jaice made a joke saying, "More like Gohan!" and he chuckled a bit, but did not like it, so Jaice made a solemn gay face of despair to continue...
"Gohan was pumping his ding dong into her vagina willy willy when suddenly he said "I am about to bust all of my seamon into you after 10 hours that we were at this sex!" and she said "uhuh, uhuh!" and kept having sex, 'I was already pregnent one time, so I can never get pregnet until I am older!'
And this made Gohan so horney, so he could put his penis in one more time and fill it like a Grand Donut filled with pastel creamy seamen. And then he fell of her vagina and into the bed they were on." Jaice explained, and it was GOku's sad face that was anguished.
The Red Ginyu Member cleared his throat, "'Wow, Gohan! I forgot how good you were at sex!' the mystery women said. And then Gohan said "Yes your vagina is the best ever…" and then the woman said "Yes! I got a new one and it is so good!" and then it hit him like a new Ford Torino."
"'Uhh! I am not Goku!' Gohan said and then the mystery women sayed "Hehehe, I know it, but the Andorid said you were goku alot so no one will know!" she spoke." told Jaice.
"The light went onto the mystery women's boobs and Gohan rubbed it to those, but then… it went onto her head and it was
"Caulifla!? Oh Yeah!" Gohan yelled and then it ran over Caulifla. "We had good sex!" she said." Jaice said to Goku.
Now Jaice would tell the ending, "Then she thought and said "Oh no I did have sex and cheat!" but then Gohan said like Satan "It is okay because Goku will never know! Hahaha!" and they giggled and danced like horney lepracauns: however, they did not know that I was there!"
"She rang the seamen out of her vagina because it couln't be there for you to know. It was not your's so she could not keep it in there or you would find it all!" Jaice said to Goku more, and he looked like a sad baker cradling his last donut.
Jaice went on more, "She started laughing over and over again, but when she did this her clothes fell of and Gohan kept seeing her boobs and vagina making him want more sex, but it was already over so he could not. Gohan yelled to triumph about cheating you!"
"'I am going to leave! We should have sex again soon Gohan!' said Caulifla and ran out of the door so you wouldn't find out, but before she could, Gohan spoke at her "That… was good sex!" and she said "Yes… you have a great penis like Goku's, but more!" and blushed." Jaice injected these ideas into Goku's brain like a polo vaxcine.
"And then, Gohan listened to some nefarius cheating music and left and look out into the window and think about stuff emotoinally," finished Jaice to Goku and told him this story.
Goku's eyes looked like two soaps dropped into a bloody bubble bath. "W-W" goku said trying to make words from his sadness, "Why would they do this to me!" Goku said and cried more… but then he got peeved...
"Everything has been ruined! Why dont I just have sex with Cell or something!" Goku said… but 16 in the hall ways heard this and locked eyes with Son Goku for the second time…
"S-Son Goku..." he said and almost had sex wtih him again. 16's robot emotions were ready to run, hurt because of what Goku said and the thought of Goku having sex with some one else.
But then something awakened in 16 like Super Saiyan, but this time, it was Tard Anger and he said "Son Goku must die!" and charged at him to kill him.
Goku was still floored, when Jaice said "There is that Android running" and went to fight him but got punched hard. "Oyyyyyyy!" Jaice said flying away and 16 said "Son Goku, must die!"
Goku then saw the Android running at him to punch him and he said "Ahhhh, Vegeta, please help me!" and 16 started to rocket his punches at him. "Your Son Goku, die!" 16 said.
Goku closed his eyes and time slowed down before 16's knuckle shuffle hit Goku's face or balls. "Ehhhh, it's me Goku, Master Roshi" said one voice, "Me Tarzan, you Goku" said one more, "Hah, I am Vegeta!" said one more voice.
Then Goku opened his eyes and all of 16's punches missed and were stuck in a wall! "ah, ah, ah," 16 said tugging the wall. And Goku heard Satan laughing from his legs like he made him move it move it. "Thanks!" Goku said.
16 was in Tard Anger and split his body in two halves and one was a tank and the other was a helicopter and all of them had guns!
"Son Goku Die Please." he said and tried to run Goku over with the tank.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Goku shrieked and broke many expensive vases to make glass for 16 to slip on and he did and said it again.
Trunks was not around to kill 16 like in a future timeline he could have, and Vegeta could not hear anything, so who could save Goku?
Goku's draconic thoughts he was alone with and started to think of Cheating and got mad. "No one is going to help, so I will fight on my own!" Goku said bravely, and took off his girly emotions to fight now 16.
Goku moved from standing to in a fighting pose like the Ginyus and put both of his thumbs up to hit percisely. 16 was standing up, and said "Son… Goku…! Die!" but this time Goku would not cry again.
"I have to do this on my own..." Goku said sad with depression, but then a careful man came behind him. "Dad..."
Goku turned around real quick and his eyes turned red like a stop light. "Frick you axe hole!" swore Goku to Gohan and kicked his balls into TimBuckToo. "Dad, you have to listen I am so sorry that I had sex with your girl friend, but it was an accident I promise" said Gohan.
Goku looked unbecomingly and spit out his evil on the floor metaphorically. "I do not except your apology!" said Goku and he kicked Gohan away and moved his eyes back onto 16 so they could fight together.
Sixteens body came back on top of each other and he looked at one Goku, but then there was two Gokus to him all along?
"There are two Gokus" 16 said and could not choose to attack one of them
"I will kill both them gokus!" 16 said and walked toward them
Goku saw his son Gohan that he didn't know was his son and said "Cheater says what!" and he said "What" Gohan fell for the oldest trick and Goku said "Now i have my answer" frowningly
Gohan said "Let's put this past it and save your life" moreover Goku ran around and punched at Gohan and could not do anything, but Gohan said "Woh!"
Gohan was moving his body back like he was doing crunches, but Goku kept punching left and right. "You cheated my girl friend!" Goku pronounced to Gohan.
Goku kept trudging foreward with some of his legs and punching with his other arms too. "Dad I mean Goku, I'm sorry, but 16 is killing us!" Gohan's legs flipped backwards and Goku flipped forward to catch him.
"I'm mad!" Cried Goku and Gohan.
16 said "hey!" and walked up to fight too but then Goku and Gohan kicked him back onto the ground and he said "gokus ahhh"
Goku grabed Gohans teeth and said "their coming out!" and Gohan said "ah ah ah!" Goku grabed just one and starting pulling, but then Gohan saw his teeth in the reflection of a glass and got mad to lose them.
"Hoooo!" Gohan yelled and swung his leg around and kicked Goku in the balls gently.
"Ow!" Goku said and hunched over like the backbone of the United States.
Goku crunched his fists and said "Frick… your the cheater all along! The F was actually was a cover up for the G which did not mean Ginyu this time it was Gohan!" and Goku went Gorilla Mode on Gohan's butt.
And gohan said "ow oof ah," but Suddenly, 16 was like china and went Macho Libre onto Goku's behind. "Now die!" now sixteen attacked with his penis out. "Why is it!" he said and stopped to put it away, but when he did it, Gohan readied a big punch to hit 16 right when he zipped up his pants.
Goku got up and said "kakakaka" and attacked Gohan and 16 at once. Gohan kept slaping Goku's fists and 16 got hit by all of them. "Ah," he said and grabed Goku's fists.
Now is the part where 16 picks up Goku and spins him around. Goku was spinning up above 16 like a fan, but then Gohan jumped up to save him but got hit in the faceoff of the air. It was like Mario spinning bowser around to call him gay, but 16 was the gay one all along.
"Spin!" 16 said to Goku, but suddenly, Goku's pants flew off all of the sudden, and 16 through him and said "what"
"AAAAAAAAh!" Goku said and fell on Jaice.
"Ooooof wow" Jaice said and was unconsciounse again.
Gohan turned around and looked distraughtly at Goku on the floor. 16 said "what it it Goku?" and then 16 saw it, "Goku's penis?" 16 said and got horney.
"Waaaaaaah!" 16 said charging at it. 16 was a Tard and had no attention span.
Gohan said "stop it!" and jumped in with a hammer and hit 16 like it was a chair. "Huh?" 16 said like a broken vase.
Goku stood up like a beaten, worn, wild penis. Vegeta's pride came into Goku, and now he said "Gohan! This is with you and me 16 is to retarted to know what is happening!" and 16 said "Gohan? Again? " but Gohan didn't listen because he was trying to kill 16.
Goku's face got big and screamed and yelled like a motorboat and said "Kamehameha!" and both 16 and Gohan saw this laser coming at them and split from their tango, but the beam went right through there and Jaice said "huh what is happening Goku's penis?" and then Got hit by the bea,m
"Ouch!" and got knocked out again, but the battle was not out.
Goku started to fly and shoot ki lasers and everyone, but then he saw Gohan again and flew at him with one big punch, but Gohan caught it and said "Dad, please stop fighting me"
"You are calling me dad! Why is it!" Goku asked to Gohan, but Goahn said "Oh no..." Gohan's cat got out of the bag and now ran away with the bag.
"goku... your my… da-" but then 16 barged in and said "Goku die!" and spun his arms around to attack them
16 started shooting missiles everywhere when they dodged it "aaaaaaaaah!" 16 said. One of the paintings on the wall said "Golly Goobers!" and got blowed up.
Goku's penis was flopping around when he jumped and 16 saw this and now his sex love became sex anger, "whaaaaat!" he sayed and stood behind all of them and charged up a big laser blast from his hands.
"Why am I so confused! Hell's Flash!" 16 fired a blast, which would come behind Gohan Goku and kill them, but instead they turned around and put up a Ki Barrier.
"Nnng, Uhhggh" they both said putting in effort like in a school project.
"Dad! Work with me!" Gohan said "and Goku said I am not your dad!" Goku still did not know it.
Goku locked eyes with Gohan, and then he screamed and threw his fists and Gohan and the barrier went down, but when this hapened, 16 blast hit Goku head on like a Tram Cart on an interstate high way.
"Aaaaah" Goku said being microwaved by the ki laser. Goku fell back and his penis was jiggling and jouncing around through the restraining forces of the wind as he fell.
Goku fell onto the ground and Gohan said "Dad!" and quickly cradled him like a small baby that would not be stolen by Frieza. 16 walked begrudgingly and said "Goku get up" but Goku did not, and 16 said again "your not dead" but there was no answering on Goku's behalf
Gohan's voice shot up like an Oprah singer and said "You fricking tard Im Gohan! And he is now probably dead!"
16 started to cry, "Why. I am not crying, ahhh!" 16 said and sat down. 16 thought through his emotions
Gohan rubed Goku's sickly head and goku coughed to prove he was alive. Gohan picked up Goku over his arms and started to walk away, but 16 followed him and then Gohan quickly turned around and went super saiyan to scare 16.
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"Uh, ah," 16 stumbled on his vocal cords.
"You should kill yourself, retard!" Gohan said to 16 and flew away with his dad Goku, who did not know it.
16 felt like a used car. "Aaaaah" he said and walked to Cell's room. On the way to Cell's room, Android 16 was dumb looking when he said "I need to talk about my feelings and tell Cell not to have sex with Goku"
All gay kids with orange mohawks were stupid in High School. 16 stumbled to the room at which Cell was, but before he knocked on the door, Cell's hands touched 16's shoulders and said "Hahaha, I am Cell!" and 16 saw him perfectly and said "Hello" like a depressed jock
Cell kindly opened the door for sixteen and sixteen said "thank you" retartedly, but then… "Sit down on the couch… we will talk about you're feelings" Cell smirked evilly.
It was like Cell was the smartest in high school for knowing these things about feelings. In High School, 16 and Cell had all classes together and Cell would know 16 well, but used to bully him every day until now which was queer to 16.
16 laid on the couch like a cat on a hot sunny day with a tropical smoothie and umbrella, but also was very sad.
"How does it make you feel" Cell asked and 16 said "Goku is to have sex with me because I have feelings for Son Goku and maybe do not want to kill him now after all"
Cell took of his glasses and saw it with better eyes. "Ah! I see..." and he gave a look to 16 like a Vampire. Cell crossed hes legs and saw 16 with his eyes again and wagged his finger.
"Son Goku wants to have sex with you," 16 said to Cell and Cell's balls dropped, "What?" Cell said thinking he would have to have sex to Goku, but now it would change it all because Goku would have sex to Cell.
"But I want Son Goku to have sex into me and I already did have sex with him once in the bath room." said 16 about the Goku Sex Bath Room, but Cell was not pleased.
Cell seldomly expressed his sexual frustration with anger, but he was cool about it: "And how does it make you feel!" Cell asked.
"I feel broken. Like a rusty bumpercar in a scrapheap," said Android 16's database.
"Haha, let's do some exercise!" Cell said and began to do jumping jacks ulteriorly. 16 said ok and started doing push ups.
"I am crying" 16 said and motor oil fell from his eyes. Cell glided behind him scarily, "hahaha" he said. Cell looked at the points screen and additionally at the Loser Android like an economist
Cell put on a Goku mask and started dancing around "How does this make you feel?!" with his penis out now. He was dancing all around the room and jiggling his junk.
"Ahh wahhh" 16 said
Then Cell stuck his tail into 16's butthole and drained all of his energy. "Ah," 16 said "Son Goku..." 16 imagined Goku with Cell's tail homosexually going into his toot pipe.
In the moment of death, 16 would imagine a bird with Goku's face on it in his arms. He was like Forrest Gump but gay and a robot sometimes.
"Hahaha, You're energy is mine!" Cell's buff muscles bulged like a erection of a penis and shot up like Superman or Broly's. "Hahahaha!" cackled Cell and cut of his head.
16's head said one last thing "I… must… tell son Goku..." and then Cell shot him in the face with a gun. "Hoohoohoo" Cell said like a jiggalo.
Cell laughed more and more, but then his eyes jilted toward the floor. "Huh? What is this happening?" questioned Cell and noticed seamen leaking from 16's penis area… "Why is it happening? I do not care! Hahaha!" and walked away thematically.
16's seamen poured into the vent system and was sucked into a pipe that led to Bulma's lab in the High School.
Now, In his room, Vegeta phoned up Master Roshi and said "Hey," in a cool way and master said back "eh, hey, Vegeta"
And then Vegeta said "What's up" and then Master Roshi said "Hehehe how is the sex! And The Sports festival I forgot it was there!"
Vegeta knew it all along, "It was good… Bulmas' boobies are sextastic!"
Master scuffled his mouth and nose and performed exhalation, for he knew something no one else could ever know and Ginyu after clearing his throat.
"Ehhhhhhh, and how are the gay problems hehehe!" Master joked, he could be funny too. But Vegeta took it too far. "I have no gay problems at all!" Vegeta yelled and hung up the phone for Master after smashing it.
Vegeta just got Crank Called from a Master Prankster Sexter Master Roshi.
Vegeta put up his hair and scoffed like a turtle in an angsty and bad boy way.
"Now well get back sports festival tomorrow!" Vegeta said.
Vegeta closed his eyes in a bed unbeknownst that things would go down tomorrow and that happened tonight…
"Humph! I will bust that cheater tomorrow!"
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