Goku wake up in his bath and saw the sun staring at his face through his curtains. "Huh. I am not dead like Krillin." Goku crossed his legs and got his head out of the gutter and water so he would not drown like Krillin did in his blood after he died.

Goku pulled out one Cigarrette and whistled into it like a bar tender or badaxe gangster. Goku knew a lot about smoking because he would see Paraugs do it all the time.

Goku's brain was going crazy from the cigarette he was smokeing. "WOAOAOAH," said Goku, bu then he got quite and thought "Maybe if I am not dead Krillin is still a live too." Goku Thought

Goku looked at his bag, which had one drug in it from Frieza.

But then Goku took out Krillin's favorite pencil instead and put it in his hair. Goku pulled a hat over it and then looked into the ceiling and saw Krillin saying "hehe Goku is my freind" to him and cried. Goku did have emotions. Goku was sad.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Goku cried and Vegeta said, but instead Vegeta was transforming into a super saiyan. "Haha!" Vegeta once said and smirked but did not even hear the event Paragus was saying. Vegeta tentatively felt his emotions in his heart, but would not show them because it was time to beat up cell

Everyone flexed and sweat on each other, "It's time to make a hustle!" trunks said and Vegeta just looked over his head at his son. "Hah, Ill show you, son watch and learn" Vegeta said and knew his son.

Vegeta used a hand blast to blow up the wall and he flew outside of it. Vegeta's hair looked like a bad boy of Hair School, so all the girls were wanting his Big Throbing Penis inside of their Vaginas… and gay kids too…

Vegeta did 1000 backflips and flexed at some girls, but mostly bulma to show that he was better then cell. Then Vegeta landed into the middle of the field. Everyone was so impressed at Vegeta and forgot about how cool Cell was with the balls.

Everyone else showed up out of the hole Vegeta made and watched him lift ten trucks with each hand like a big boy. Nappa said some stuff about Vegeta "Vegetas the Best Ever!" Napa said and Caulifla said "I bet you could do it to if you tried itpunk!" and Nappa blushed, but then Caulifla moseyed into the Bleachers.

Gohan looked like confused and his eyes crossed at Nappa "Huh?" he said but then Paragus said "VEGETA IS THE EVENT ONE FOR OUR TEAM"

And then before Paragus could say Vegeta was going to beat up 19 again, Dr Jero yelled "THE EVENT IS DANCING AND IT IS CELL"

Then they started to punch each other and pull on some hairs, but where was Cell?

Everyone stopped and looked right. then left and said "Where is Cell?"

Five minutes happened and they stared there waiting for Cell, but then something would happen… Vegeta screamed and threw his middle fingers up. "Ahahaha! Humph! It looks like I won. I am the best!" Vegeta did not look gay, so he started brake dancing and claping his hands like he was a cheer leader.

But then the sky turned rainbow "OH NO IM NOT GAY!" Vegeta yelled, but then he heard "Ahahahaha!" from a Cell voice and it was Cell and he was flying into the football field with a Giant Disco Ball and it crashed into the football field and it was now a Dancing Field

Cell started slinging grooves and beats like he was Daniel and killing Goliath again and he started bobbling his head like a bobble head does in a car but this one was falling down a hill and cell was there.

Cell turned on some stuff from Funky Town he poured beats from his boombox. Money started falling into his hands from all of the pockets, but Vegeta saw this.

"It's time to boogie woogy!" Cell said and then the Andoirds showed up and started acted real cool from Dancing with Cell.

"GRuph! What" Vegeta said, "He's too fresh and hip like a beat box dancer!" Vegeta got mad and shot all of the money that was falling to Cell with his lasers,but there was so much money that was falling to Cell that he just could not do it

Cell started doing the Thriller at them to show he was scary. "Hahaha!" Cell spoke and twirled so fast he made Burter turn slow again. Cell now said something.

"What did Cell say" Master Roshi asked who was hard on hearing

Cabba was here, and was a nerd with notes so everyone looked at those, "Hahaha! This is my three part dancing attack that will win the Sport's Festival! Said Cell but read Piccolo"

Vegeta's head kept churning and then he said "STOP!" and cell was confused so he did to find out why Vegeta said it. "We should take Turns Cell, because I would win if we did not" and Cell laughed but then saw that all along Vegeta was using a GreenScreen camera to change Cell to look like Vegeta because he was green and no one looked at the Dance Field because it was not cool to see the sport's festival without the cool affects they put on the screens like kissing cams and explosions.

"Huh?" Cell said and started screaming. Paragus was laughing until he saw that all of it was cell that was winning and then he said "Oh no!" but then Cell stoped dancing and put on clothes so he would not look as green on the camera because of Vegeta's clever tricks.

"Nnngg, You fool me once Vegeta but I will fool you twice!" Cell said and sat down and pulled grass out of the field.

Vegeta's luscious lips formed into a cool sexy, smirk. "Humph!" he said smirked and then he broke his GreenScreen camera because he felt bad for Cell.

"If Only Goku was here to see me burn sell like this" Vegeta felt like a bad boy after all, like losing his favorite car. Vegeta did have a car too and it was black and red with red stripes and a cool motor that was real loud. He would be irate and vividly angry if he lost it.

Dancing was about to go down.

Instantly, the Android's started getting funky with it. "Oh yeah, work it,' 17's butt moved too and said Dr Jero." he said it. 18s butt moved too because they were doing that together.

"Wooo!" said some guys who were horney for 18, but Gohan told then to shut up because he did not know Krillin was dead.

Cell did so much dancing with his compadres ,but Vegeta was boogying all alone… he could just not keep up.

Vegeta's foot stopped left when it said to step right and then he missed the cha cha slide all together. Vegeta was not shaking it. "G-Goku..." Vegeta mind said and his feet went wrong again, "Goku..." Vegeta thought again. "Oh my God Cell has won it..." Vegeta said, and he fell over like Krillin's corpse. his bad boy tears were climbing down his face like an escamo falling off an iceburg to drown, but instead, the tears stopped?

"Why do my tears stop running?" Vegeta asked inquisitively, but then The Boys came down and it was Piccolo and Shallot.

Vegeta's tears stopped and hid like they never happened "WOW! Piccolo and Shallot thank you"

Shallot tapped his feet onto the floor and Piccolo said "Dmmm... Dmm Dmm Dmmmm." constantly in a rhyme.

Shallot kept smiling like he farted in class and then he gave Vegeta a micro phone, but told him a joke that made him happy first.

It was so funny that Cell laughed and did not dance because he was laughing.

Vegeta felt all of his emotins inside him about Goku, and they were coming out. Now, Piccolo played some rap music again, but this time… Vegeta would be the raper...

Cell's eye balls swallowed and widened. His forlorn look on his face showed he was scared, for he would lose to Goku and Vegeta, but Goku was inside of Vegeta in an emotional deep way.

17 saw the future with his computer brain and could already feel the heat.

Vegeta put up a sign with his fingers and looked down making a cross to Jesus. Vegeta was about to spit fire…

"My name's Vegeta and I'm like a heata"

"I'm big and strong and I'll chew you up!"

"My new car's fast like a newborn Cheata!"

"Like an atomic Bomb I'll blow up!"

"You want sex with Goku"

"But I'm gonna show you"

"I'm a super saiyan!"

"And I aint playing!"

Vegeta's leg began to brush against his penis while he was raping, and he thought about Goku more, but it was weird this time. It was like Goku was sad at him, so he felt bad, but also horney? Shallot and Piccolo were getting down for this.

"I'm angry!"

Then piccolo came in and said

"What's up my brothers I'm gonna rap"

"Cell is green and I'm tired of that crap"

"I'm green too and tired of democracy"

"Obama ruined american diplomacy" said piccolo

Piccolo was smart about polotics, but Cell was a libreal

He came in and said,

"Woah woha woah! I can't take that!"

"Come sit down for a little bit of dat!"

"My rhymes are fire, Goku's penis I desire"

"Piccolo… your a lier!

Piccolo got mad and talked about more polotics but then Vegeta was surrounded by shadows in the back.

Meanwhile, GOkus walking around his house with his hoodie up, but forgot to put on pants or underwear from the bathtub. "Goku do you want bacon and donuts?" His mom said and he said "SHUT UP MOM" then Goku ran out of his kitchen into his room.

"I am so friking sad! AAAAAAAH!" he cried and punched his pillow and threw it out the window.

Goku was still crying "How could Vegeta lie to me like this… I trusted him,... We were friends… but now we are not friends..." he thought and threw his blanket off the bed. Goku saw the mirror and fumed at it. He flailed around so much, and his penis was wagging about because he didn't have pants.

"I AM SO MAD!" Goku said and started screaming.

Then… a dark cloud came out of the sky and Goku listened to it. "I am depressed..." said he and he took a shimmering knife out of the kitchen a while ago. Goku started cutting his wrists and blood came out, it was so much red that it could look like a murder. Then he cut even more because he was mad.

But Goku was a tough saiyan so he could have a lot more blood then normal people, but

Goku started to see things. First he saw his bed, and then he saw his hand, and then… he saw his penis…

"I hate everything and I hate Vegeta..." Goku said but then he kept hearing the word Vegeta and his penis was dancing like a snake in a vase, and Goku was the flute.

"Vegeta..." thought Goku… "V-Vegeta" Goku thought again and got sweaty and hot like it was 10000000 degrees.

Goku then remembered when he walked in and saw Vegeta's naked butt and body after he had sex with Bulma at the motel. His penis got hard. "No… why?!" he asked as his hand tried to move to it.

Goku was controlling his Gay Urges, but suddenly his belly button rumbled. "AHAHAhAHA!" a voice said. "Uhhhh!" Goku said and hid his penis. "AAAAAAhahaahahaha!" the voice said agian and Satan climbed out of Goku's belly button.

"AHAHAHA! You like Vegeta's lovely body and magnificent, Gay penis, do you?!" Satain asked seductively, like if Ginyu was in control.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Goku spoke loudly by screaming.

"I do not." Goku said and Satan's horns came out of his head even more and he yelled at him "YOU ARE GAY HAHA" Satan said and threw away all of Goku's Jesus stuff

Jesus would say not to be gay right now, but Satan kept telling Goku to do it and he was louder.

Goku closed his legs and sweat onto the mattress, he rubbed his palms together like palm trees. His vivacious young saiyan body was tucked but his wild willy was brimming with Sex Energy. Goku did not ever masterbait with himself before and it was not to Vegeta if he did.

Goku was confounded at this, but Satan slithered into his ears. "Pssst. Vegeta has gay problems too, you know? It's ok to act on our gay urges some times…"

Everyone would feel this way sometimes, but it is not ok to do this with Hesus watching.

Goku's eyes looked like sad puppy ones and he said… "Is it… ok?" and Satan got up and showed his hand to Goku, and put it on his penis (Goku's), "I will help you!"

"I-I've never done this before…" Goku said and blushed like a teen girl. Goku's hoodie was over his penis now because Satan let go. "How?!" Satan asked and screamed like Dr Jero would a lot. Goku was twiddling his thumbs together like a virgin. Gohan would not like if he saw that because of this.

Satan stroked Goku's hair first and said "Now… Let's begin!" and reached into Goku's penis and started rubbin rubbing rubbing so much like a jackhammer vibrating a concrete floor.

"WOWOWOWOW!" Gok said and moaned and screamed like a girl. Saitans hand was like a sledgehammer to GOku's drywall penis. And his hand was like a cheese grater to Goku's hard, cheesey penis. And Satan's hand was like a steamroller to Goku's rocky road penis.

Goku;s balls we're getting smacked by Satan's devilish delight and hands. Bouncing and bouncing his two balls went up and down each time they got smacked.

"Uhhhhhhhhh!" Goku said and almost ejected right there, but then, but Satan said "No!" and pushed the seamen down in the penis again with his powers from being the Devil. Now, he would show Goku something new.

Goku felt some evil magic on his lizard's gizard. Satan said "AHAHAHA" and twisted Goku's penis like a pretzel. "Woooaaaah!" Goku said and started flopping all over his bed.

Satan straightened out Goku's ding dong and slaped it like Ginyu would, and it was like a door stopper going all around. Then he backed away and said "Now it's you're turn Mwahahaha!" and went back into his butt.

The Saiyan's eye's glowed with light, but were also evil now from being gay, and now Goku would masterbait to Vegeta full throttle. Goku found every way to stroke his own penis that Caulifla would be jealous.

"Uh" Goku said. Goku was moist from all of this sex stuff, like a sponge trapped in the sink… or in a pineapple... His head was finding every picture of Vegeta and slaping hes penis to it like a mad dog. "Ouf ouf ouf!" said Goku like a French bulldog.

Now this Goku Gobbled up his penis and fit even his boistrous balls into his mouth.

"Om nom nom" said Goku as he gummed his goober and licked it too. His mouth was like a mouth without denchers chewing on a raw hotdog. Finally he spit his out and took aim, for it was time to blow.

Goku shot seamen all over the ceiling fan and it flung it all a round the room and then his walls got splashed and stained white. "AWOOOOOOOO!" Goku said, but then rolled out of bed onto the flor. The soggy seamen was dripping onto the bed for all to see if they went there.

"I-" Goku began to speak, but then his lips shut. Goku sat on the bed with seamen behind him again, but it was his this time. Goku's face was apocalyptic with guilt.

"W-What have I done..."

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