Music was still cranking and Vegeta was still in the shadows behind everyone else feeling his emotions about Goku… and too Cell

"Yo My name is Shallot and I am funny"

"Your pants fell down"

"I see paris and i see france"

"Cell is not wearing under pants!"

Everyone was laughing, but Vegeta was feeling depressed. Shallot was the funniest ever and could even make people laugh in a rap song to kill Cell's popularity.

The beats were the best and really spunky. So then Nappa showed up too.

"I am Nappa!" he said

"And I like to rappa"

"I'm big buff and tough with a real knee slappa"

"You're muscles are weak and pathetic"

"These beats are polarizing like they're magnetic"

"VEGETA is the boss of this high school"

"So scurry on out before I make you a fool!"

Nappa threw the mic on the floor and every one said "WOOOOOOH"

Cell heard and saw this all along and got so mad. "AAAAAAAH!" he yelled, but then he stopped to rap.

"I am evil like a caneeval"

"I would say medieval but i'm not just mid evil"

"I'm rotten to the core with a big penis"

"Rocking on the floor with this lyrical genus"

"I dance to entrance and I just can't stop"

"Your girls are mine"

"And I'll lick it up like coochie pop!"

"WORD UP!"

Cell made this rap and everyone was on the ground because of how hard it was to hear. Everyone was distraught by his dancing, Cell would go up and down and all around. His moves were sick like he had the Corona Virus.

Cell started flying around and saying the F word at everyone. "AAAAH My ears!" all the parents said because Cell told them he was for kids, but instead he would be rated R right now.

"Well you, Cellku"

"Come to fruition,"

"Sex with Goku is my mission"

"My moves are groovy and my rymes are too-vy"

"VEGETA IS GAY AHAHA!"

This was cells rap. Cell was one heck of a guy and would show everyone up there. Everyone wondered why he would say something like that, maybe he was Ginyu? Or maybe Vegeta did have gay problems and Cell knew it...

Meanwhile, deep in Vegeta's brain.

"I AM NOT GAY THAT FREAKING CELL!" Vegeta thought and screamed more, but he calmed down. Vegeta's cheeks were blushing like they were tomatoes at salad dressing. Vegeta scrunched his eyebrows together and rubbed his toes up and down on each other.

"I AM not gay for goku..." he said angry but then calm. But then he thought of Goku and got even more maddened. "Why Is Goku mad at me! Frieza deserved me telling everyone he was a gay kid! Goku is so dumb."

"I should not care of Goku…" he thought. Vegeta's dingaling rubbed against both of his legs like it was a sly fox sniffing out grapes to eat. "EVERY TIME OF THINK OF GOKU MY PENIS DOES THIS THING! WHY!"

"G-Gok… U..." Vegeta thought and got sweaty like Goku was at home, whom was sweaty too. "NO!" Vegeta said and started yelling even more in real life.

Vegeta's sweat dripped down from his nose and onto his crotch and Cell was up in his face. "Hahaha" Cell said and pushed Vegeta with one arm and this moved Vegeta's shoulder.

Cell got into Vegeta's ears and whispered "I know it… You're gay problems… Hahaha….. HAHAHAHA!" and then he licked Vegeta's earlobes up and down. His tongue was like a hand covered in moisture rubbing a hairy chest.

Vegeta's eyes widened and his head looked down. Cell's legs were moving away slowly, but all of the sudden, ki started coming from Vegeta's body all over and rising into the air as though it was a flame. Cell was still saying hahaha and walking away

But then... Vegeta's hips shot around and he made a mic out of energy and spit fire at Cell!

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH EEEEEE"

"YOU READY TO DIEEEEEE!"

He yelled this and turned Super Saiyan. Then A guitar started to play at Vegeta from the Mystery Guitar man and Nappa felt the beat and got on the drums.

"Your face is a disgrace I'll put you in your place"

"Frick you Cell, yea, Goku is mine"

"I'll frick you up in my time"

"Points on the board but your still a fricking loser"

"My heart is Black like Martin Luther Jr"

"My car is sweet and my board is bad"

"Scantily clad on the launch pad"

"And Your mom is fat like your deadbeat dad. Humph!"

Cell was stumbling backward in fear

And Shalot was running back and forth shooting fire into the air for Vegeta's epic rap win;

Piccolo was also playing the trombone and everyone knew it...

"You are bloke who"

"Seems quite slow to"

"Get to GOOOOOOOKUUUUUUU"

Vegeta's voice rang like a towel throughout the field and glass was breaking. Everyone was so shocked and surprised to hear Vegeta say these things. It was like he was gay and cool at the same time!

But all along Bulma was in the bathroom and did not know it,.

A bunch of police came up to Vegeta and siad "HEY! YOU CANT RAP ANY MORE BECAUSE YOU RAPED AND DANCED TOO LONG" but then Cabba secretly pulled 100 fire alarms because he actually really admired vegeta and they said "Oh no! There is 100 fires!" and left.

"Your feeble dynasty"

"An invasion of privacy"

"A bathymetric chart of my heart"

"Flowing blood on my hands"

"Bled from my pituitary glands"

"The sweat oflust"

"Forbidden Fruit and betrayal of trust"

"A sea of salt in the shower drain"

"Refrain from the Problems and Know too..."

"Keep you're distants from"

"Goku..."

vegeta was raping like a gangster and said these things and sounded really gay like he would strip in hell and sex with the devil...

But Then the music suddenly would stop. And everyone was looking at Vegeta like he just pulled his pants down so they wouldn't feel scared, but instead it made them even more scared.

"THAT SOUNDS LIKE GAYS!" Someone said and then everyone started to talk together about how gay it was. Maybe Ginyu's rumors and Vegeta's Gay Problems were true after all? Now you could know it all along maybe

Vegeta's eyes began to become watered and he took of his sun glasses.

"I-I" Vegeta tried to sing, but they wouldn't come out

But Master Roshi walked up from the bleachers and tapped his cane on the ground.

"Ehhh… Vegeta..." master said

"H-Huh?" Vegeta said back. And then Master took of his sunglasses like Vegeta did and nodded his head.

Everyone was still chattering like cows in a field to grass, but Vegeta looked up solemnly and put the mic into his mouth.

"I've made mistakes, but only a few..."

"If there's one thing that I could undo"

"It would be my lies that hurt youuuu"

But then everyone started crying becase of how bueatiful and emotional it was and saying how it was not a lie and vegeta was still the maybe best ever if he is not gay because Frieza was a gay kid all along and everyone knew it.

Cell he was quacking in fear and did not know how to respond. "H0W! It is like he… H-He's using hi's Gay Problems to become stronger…!?" responded Cell.

Nappa picked up more drums and started playing with them, Shallot was still shooting fire everywhere too

(In Goku's bed room where he had rubed his manly penis and shot seamen everywhere)

"W-What have I done..." Goku's enamored lips spoke. His still-sweaty lips smacked together like a wrestling match. All of Goku's hairs were doused in seamen, however, his hands were thoroughly moisturized from his balls' sanitizer dispenser.

Goku's hands were trembling as he beheld his mighty, man penis. Then he looked at himself and saw within his eyes: gay problems.

The Gay Agenda was tackled Goku and fed him flaming devil penis… Goku grabed a picture of Vegeta and held it on his eyes so he could see it. But On accident, Goku started crying and only more seamen came out and it fell onto the floor.

"V-Vegeta… you've ruined my life..." Goku said and then his head started thinking about Suicide again. But Goku told his head to stop it and shoved the thoughts away to avoid going down that evil highway to hell.

Goku's heart was beating so fast, but then it stopped. Goku was started to be calm, but all of the sudden! Bardock ambulated into Goku's room and commanded "Hey… Goku..."

Goku was sitting at a corner and distraught at his promiscuity. Bardock's arm came to Goku's shoulder and rubed it like a father. If Bardock was Cell, he would do more than just rub gokus shoulder because Cell liked to have sex with Goku.

Bardock heard all of Goku's sex noises and was duly suspicous. Upon entering the room of Gokus, Bardock smelled something… and that something was something he knew all along. (It was seamen)

"Heh! My son Goku, I'm proud of you for masterbating!" Bardock laughed heartily like he was a bear after beating a lumberjack.

What? Goku said. Bardock than said, "i mean you did a good job because we were gonna paint your room white any way. Now we do not have to buy paint HAHA!" Bardock was a dad who knew about money and opportuneities when they were there.

Goku "B-but dad I… Did something wrong with it!" he yapped sadly. Goku did masterbait in a gay way because it was to Veegta. Bardock did not know it, but Satan did and would not tell him.

Bardock looked Goku and said this: "Like what?" and Goku said "Grr… you wouldent understand!" and ran away again like a Cubic man on the run from the immigrant people.

"Wait Ol Chum!" said the father of Goku, and Goku was too far away already now. Bardock was ultra confused and looked down and saw the painting of Vegeta Goku had, and was like "what is this about" but then seamen from the fan dripped onto it and Bardock was enlightened.

"I see… Goku... " Barock said about Goku. Now Bardock needed to have a dadly conversation about it to his son, buit you could not know how he would do it because he did not know it how he would either.

Goku trotted through the city at 50 mph like a horse. Goku had his hand over his face "I am crying and so sad!" Goku was running and then a bunch of cheerleaders were by him as he passed them by.

"Goku is sad!"

"Goku is sad!"

"And Vegeta should probably feel bad!"

"But he doesn't understaaaaand!"

Everyone ever saw how sad Goku was right now. Some roadies came up to goku who were on break from the sport's festival and said "Hey I am sorry about Krillin" and Goku snapped his neck to them and said "Krillin doesn't care!" and threw his hands in the air and kept running.

All of the people were saying "HOw do we fix goku!" but they could not. Goku closed his eyes and when he opened them he was outside of the bleachers and then opened his ears and heard music?

One voice echoed through the night sky and it was Vegeta. "Ugh! I am going to leave because that is a voice of Vegeta!" Goku said but then… as Goku was walking away, he heard one thing.

"Like a latex glove putting me to sleep"

"Anesthetic daydreams numbing the pain"

"Vanity and fortune distract me from the rot"

"Kakarot…"

Goku's ears flinched like a deer and his head came up like he heard a gunshot, but that gunshot was his ears exploding from a revelation. "SATAN IS NOT A LIER!" Goku thought and realized it all along and stopped crying. Goku was still sad but his tears were too sad to come out now.

"Your not the kind of girl"

"My father would approve of"

"But is it wrong if I assume"

"That I'm in love with you..."

Just then Napa's drumming got bodacious and then Shallot could not hear anything over the fire, so none of them heard it because they were too loud and stupid. Vegeta then screamed into the microphone like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" and started crying over and over again.

"G-Goku..." Android 16 said from Heaven and realized it and then turned around to Jesus to apologize. 16 was now an angle so he was happy and it was a good thing all along for Cell to kill him even if it made Cell win football.

Goku's eyes shattered like a window. Goku put his hand on a bleacher and saw Android with amazing boobs. Then Goku put his hoodie up and got a hotdog.

Paragags was watching like Vegeta was his son because he pretended it was true ever since Vegeta's dad was in the hospital dying. "MY SON IS GAY?!" Paragas said and everyone laughed.

But then Napa stopped drumming again and said "What did he say? How is it! Ginyu got squished like a bug and he was the gay one!" Nappa stood up from the skins and screeched "HEY! DOn't ATTACK MY FAVORITE BEST FRIEND! I"LL BREAK YOUR BUTTS!" Nappa roared like GodZilla at them and they all got scared.

But then Vegeta read the room like it was a book and it said "You lost because your gay! Haha!" Vegeta's heart was on his sleeves, so he rolled both of them up not to show it because it was one ugly tatoo to them.

"H-Haha! I am just kidding! Wouldn't it be funny if I was gay?" said he and then Everyone said "OHHHH! I get it! Hahaha!" and then they all started laughing because he was so good at making jokes he was even funnier for once then Shallot because he made them all believe it. If there was one man who could be this funny compared to Shallot it is Vegeta.

Just then Goku was being gay, so he actually heard this part too and then started to cry. "V-Vegeta…!" Then Goku cried way more and left fast like cannon ball with a pirate on it raiding a village. "Yarrrgghh!" the pirate said

"HAAAAHAHAHA! VEGETA IS THE WINNER BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY" Dr. Jero said on accident. Paragus looked at him like a business man and then Dr. Jero said "W-Wait,, what did I say!" and then he said he did not say that but then he took out a tape recorder and played it for 10 minutes to show him he did say it.

"Grrrrrrr… Dr. Jero said and Screamed even more because it was all he was good at"

Cell walked away because he lost so he was malding about loosing to Vegeta's mad raping skills.

"Grr… AAH!" Cell said and swung an arm out there. Android 17 was there and not wearing a shirt because it was too hot because Vegeta's rap was fire. 17 was also helping Cell wipe of sweat from the heat.

"What is it Cell. I told you it would be to hot to handle." 17 conformed his lips to say this to Cell. Cell got more mad because he is already lost, but also because something else was wrong.

Cell looked all over everywhere his eyes could see outside, and finally saw 17 and said this, "I am upset about Vegeta being better at me in raping, but also… Did you notice it yet?" asked Cell to make sure 17 knew it.

17 puzzled like a chimp with one and said, "There is a lot to notice like Vegeta' deltoid muscles and large bulge in his nice slick pant's, but i dont know what you are saying." Cell growled like Nappa and explained something.

"Goku is not here. Cell said and looking his penis up and down. Goku would of normally been there to see Vegeta rap me, but he isn't!" Cell said this and pulled his penis out to see it better.

Woh there is what 17 said when he saw it, but did not really care to much since he seen it before.

"Your right, Cell, Goku is not here. If he was, he probably would have raped too," analysed Adnroid 17's computer brain. He was really smart from being a robot.

18 then came in and did not have a shirt on either because of Vegeta, but she had a bra on to not show all of her sexy boobies. When she did she saw 17 there and Cell's big bug bratworst and thought there were having sex, but 17 and Cell said no and told her things.

Andorid 18 knew it all now and said to them, "I do see Goku for one second..." cell and 17 lit up like fireworks and got bigger at her.

"WHERE!" they asked at the same time to get the truth.

"He was in the back of the bleachers and sad. Like he just saw his best friend die and was going to commit suicide because he found out that Vegeta was gay or something." 18 said this to show them she saw Goku.

Cell thought about what 18 said and got serious. "Why did not you see him for longer!"

"Because Goku ran away when he heard Vegetas rap." 18 said it out loud to Cell.

"Frick! GOKUS GONNA KILL HIMSELF!" Cell assumed and maybe knew it now. He could not make Cellku if Goku died like Krillin.

17 was also there and said, This is bad, we need to find him e!"

Cell 18 and 17 placed there heads together to say what they were doing, and then did a belly bump to team up.

Then, Cell's eyes lit up maliciously and gave his penis one good stroke and said…

"We're coming for you… Goku…"

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