Vegeta was being carried by the school's body and being thrown into the sky. "Haha!" vegeta chortled and landed in boobies. Then Bulma jogged into the scene and started dancing. "V-E-G-A-T-A!" She said and everyone do cheer leading poses.

Nappa came forth and poured Gatoraide all over Vegeta and punched a Cabba in the face. "Jajaja! We're the strongest and best in high school!" Nappa said and ripped off his shirt. Caulifla was there too and said "Wow Nappa… Your muscles… their back!"

Nappa hunched over and looked at his masculine thigh muscles and said "Y-Your right!" and flexed everything so much that a man came to him and said "You win the body building competition!" and gave him the trophys for being so buff.

Shallot came. Napa may have had those trophys but Vegeta got more of them"Vegeta is a trophy husband for sure! Haha" Shallot joked and every one in the world at High School laughed.

Vegeta kicked his legs out and tapped his feet on the ground with a cane. "I am the best! Humph!" vegeta said, putting on his jacket and looking over his shoulder at women.

Vegeta began to walk out into the school, but he was still looking back words so Master Roshi secretly moved his feet to face an alley way.

Vegeta was smiling like he just got rid of his braces when suddenly he turned his head and spotted with his little eyes Master Roshi in his face. "W-What the-!"

"Hoohoohoo!" Master said and waved a tailsman in Vegeta's face and suddenly hit him over the head with a club "Ahh ooh owww…!" Vegeta said and began to fall over because he was unconscieous.

Vegeta's head kissed the assfault and his pupils gravitated toward Master's shoes. "Ehehehehehe" he heard it faded out and was getting dragged by his feet somewhere.

Elsewhere, Goku was floating down the river and emerged like a crocodial. "I see the stars above, and they shine like angles- yet we wish on their corruption" Goku was feeling, but all of the sudden, a light from Heaven came at him like headlights and it told him things.

"I-I-" Goku stammered like a drunk man coming home late at night after cheating on his wife with a bar tender. The cold breeze smacked Goku's face and lily pads too.

Goku started to float slowly into the sky and said "I'm going into the light" the fire flys were screaming at Goku things like "GOKU, MY SON!" and "My Sweet Baby Goku..." and "Goku My Boyfriend!" and then the fire flys got faces

Then Goku felt a soft embrace on his lips and blinked his eyes. "Goku… I- I l-love you..." Goku's brain shot out it's electrolights and did science to make him feel happy. Goku waked up and saw that he was at home and there was bardock and caulifla and his mom.

"What happened Vegeta is gay or not?!" Goku said and his heart panicked because he almost died from Vegeta's tender singingful ear kisses and Cell's sexual harassment.

"Goku… I am your father" Bardock said and looked down at his pants, which made Goku. "But I don't know how t-to" bardock said and started to get wet eyes

Gine walked at him and said "You're father does not understand and thinks you are gay… are you gay?" Gine said at him and said are you gay again. Goku looked down…

"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AGAIN" Goku Yelled and ripped off his toe nail to cut his wrists and Bardock's eyes turned gray and so did Giney's and they couldn't do anything but then suddenly a hand slaped Gokus face.

Goku looked up and saw his brother… Radits…

"G-Goku… W-Why would n-not you tell me..." Raditz said and started crying. Then he hugged Goku and said "I love you even for sending me to the Tard Room and having sex with the Girl that I wanted to sex with!" Goku started crying and wrapped his arms around raditz.

BArdock could not take it and left through the door he came through which was Goku's door to his room. Gine did not know how to feel and walked out too.

Caulifla just looked Goku and said "It is not true… is it?" and Goku said "I… have… Gay Problems..." and frowned. Caulifla put her hand on her mouth like she was going to eat it and said "So you lied about loveing me?"

And Goku then felt the God of Sex come over him and said "I WILL SHOW YOU" and tackeld her to feed her his penis to show he was not gay all along. Radits was cheering and clapping while watching it all

Gohan and Trunks were in the halls at school and exchanging phone numbers to discuss plans when suddenly they heard a bell. "School is out! Why is there abell!" Gohan said and then over the PA they heard a voice. "Attention Trunks… and Gohan..." Cell said principally.

"That is weird Vgeeta's Dad is dying in the hospital… so how is he doing this!" observed Trunks, being from the Future and a genus.

Gohan and Trunks could not think and instead screamed when suddenly they got thrown into a bag and taken into the cafeteria.

"CELL!" Trunks said and spiked his hair up like he was trying to go super saiyan but stoped.

"Hmmhmmhmm," Cell laughed and crossed his hands.

Gohan seldom looked down, but he did because he was tired of keeping his head up all the time. "Why have you taken us here." Gohan asked.

Cell glared at him and said "I know something..." and they quacked in there boots. "You are not recorded anywhere in high schools across america!" Trunks then lied at him and said "I AM A WOMAN AND MY NAME WAS UH" and then Cell slaped his face and did a wrestling move. And then said "IF you are a women then we will have SEX" and sat down again.

"I know your from the future..." Cell grimmly said from smiling.

Trunks look back and fourth to see whether or not anyone was a round. "What do you want form us?" he whispered and then Cell chuckeled and said "I will tell… THE HOLE SCHOOL! If you don't tell me one thing..."

It would be bad if everyone new they were from the Future because then they would be forced to help everyone with the test's and homework and make them have better grades than Vegeta when he tried.

Silence befell the dark room and their eyes locked.

"In, the future,.. does Goku love me…?" Cell said and blushed and dropped his head down.

Trunks looked one way… and then another…

Gohan was confused all along.

Trunks looked at the sealing and then he looked at Cell with smoldering anger; "GOKU NEVER LOVE YOU!"

Cell started bleeding because the words cut so deep, but he stood up. "I do not care all along hahaha!" Cell said and choked Gohan.

"Stop it!" Trunks said, but then Gohan had the big idea.

"Ooh ah..." Gohan squelched and proclaimed "I like being choked the whole time…" and made his penis bigger to show that he liked having sex with bugs.

Cell would always like sex,and even though it wasn't goku right now, Gohan was close enough.

"HAHAHA! That is what I like! Know we will have sex!" Cell bantered and threw Gohan into Trunks and loomed with sexy intent. He made sure to throw Gohan with a way that made his butt show out and trunks to.

"This did not work,.. HOW!"? Asked Gohan. He did not know how much of a sex monster Cell was until right now.

Cel crunched his knuckles and started to walk at them like he was soon to be a father

Cell brought out his penis to have sex with and Trunks got his sword out too. "Im gonna kill your penis cell!" shouts Trunks and swings it, but instead his pants fell down and his penis came out. Gohons was out already by accident.

Trunks' sword still hit the penis, but it bounced right off like Cel's undies! "Hahaha! It's sex time dogs!" Cell maniacaly.

Android 17 and Android 18 came in and saw this hapening and said, "Cell stop it!" but he was in a familiar, Sex Mode. The Future Teens were in for a wild sex ride.

Android looked at a clock and it spun and then it was spinning in Vegeta's dream like a watch being used to make someone a chicken.

"W-Where am I?" Vegeta said looking around. It was all dark around him but there was neon lights and roads going each way, which could have been anywhere…

Vegeta was naked 100% and he was floating. His tail wagged back and fourth until it pointed straight up and Vegeta said "What the!" and looked up. In the sky, Master's face was saying "Ehehehehe" and melted into a puddle that turned into Master Roshi.

Vegeta stumbled back and got hit by a train which crashed into a nother train trying to have sex but it was actually a metaphor. But the face on the Trains turned into Master Roshi.

Vegeta was coo coo cray cray when suddenly Master Roshi walked at him and said "VEGETA, this was the best way to reach you and talk into privacy,,,"

Then Master Grabed Vegeta's penis and threw him into the fork that had 2 roads in it. "W-What is happening?" Vegeta inquired scaredfully.

Master's Roshi's eyes navigated to Vegeta's body and said "WOW! You are so much more sexy to girls than I thought you would be hehehe naked!" he said. Vegeta said cool but Master turned into a volcano and said "LOOK AT YOUR PENIS AND LET IT DECIDE WHICH ROAD YOU TAKE!"

Maste r Erupted like a ding dong and instead of shooting lava he shot seamen and it turned into 10000 colors of Master Roshi.

Vegeta's penis kept flopping around and would not get big to choose, so Vegeta a bunch of bees came and threw honey on his hands and he slobbered on his penis. His hand went up and down to show his penis that he was having sex, when he really wasn't.

Vegeta's penis came up and poked around and then it got really hard and shot out toward the darker road.

"Ehhh… That's no good Vegeta… You need to have sex with a girl!" Master Roshi said and divided his body into 100 Master's a round Vegeta and they were all having sex with hot girls and saying "Have Sex With a Girl!- A Girl!- A Girl!- A Girl!- A Girl!" and they kept saying it all a round Vegeta and making a tornado.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Vegeta said

Meanwhile, Paragus and Dr Gero were still screaming about the evens and when it would be. "WHERE IS VEGETA!" yelled Paraugs at Gero who said "Heheh maybe heis scared!" and then they started fighting over it.

"IM GONA BEAT YOU UP FOR THAT!" said Paragus, knowing of Vegetas true prowess.

"Do it old man!" yelled Gero who was also old but acted like a robot sometimes.

Then they both saw at the clock and knew they had to do their jobs. "AHAM! I will announce the event now…" said Paragus.

"The event is the big race! And it is Cell… Versus VEGETA!" shouted Paraugus into the megaphone that he had again after Frieza took it.

Everyone was shocked and surprised to hear Vegeta and Cell again would be fighting, but a race this time.

Nappa and Shallot were there with Piccolo, and he said, "We are tied with Cell. Vegeta needs to win this race but… he is not hear."

"That means the one who will do it is gonna be…" Piccolo more said and left them hanging on the cliff.

"Trunks…"

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