"AAAAAAAAH!" Vegeta said and wakes up in a bed with Master Roshi who is saying "A Girl A Girl A Girl A Girl!" all over and over again.
"FRICK" Vegeta yelled and punched Master, but actually slaped him from gay problems.
"Oof, hehe!" said Master Roshi and then he said this to Vegeta: "Youve gotta get that coochie pop!" he said because he remembered Cell's part of the rap which was Dope.
Vegeta hated Cell so much for killing his dad and being an evil gay bug man to ruin high school. Vegeta got out of bed like a graceful swan prince and put on his clothes. Then he went into the bathroom because he was at the hotel again and brushed his teeth and looked in the mirror.
"You're gonna beat Cell… and have HOT GIRL SEX!" pepped Vegeta to his reflection and punched it to remove his gay problems for today.
Then Vegeta flew out the window to the Sports Festival. Vegeta has really good hearing, so he heard Paragus telling the event form the hotel since he is so good at hearing things people would say.
"Fricking Cell… I'm gonna murder him at Sports!" thought Vegeta on his way.
At the school with Gohan and Trunks, Cell was holding their penises and swinging them around like a carosel… or caroCELL! "WOOAAAH!" the Super Teens yelled. The Androids tried to save them but Sell was too horney to be stoped.
"We are gonna have sex with Cell!" yelled Gohan. Trunks gulped his spit and air one last time before he would be gulping seamen instead… or so he thought…
All of the sudden there was a Big Bang sound. "BANG!" it said, and then Vegeta smashed into the cafateria where they were and clapped Cell's face with a big punch.
"YAHH!" he yelled and punched Cell again. Oof said cell and flew to the other side of the room."YEAHA! I'm gonna beat you up at racing, Cell!" chanted Vegeta's lips to Cell and clenched his fist too. Then Vegeta looked at the Future Teens and said "PUT YOUR PENISES AWAY IT IS TIME FOR SPORTS!"
Trunks and Gohan did not do it instantly because they saw how strong and serious Vegeta was now. If they were gay they would have ginormous boners full of seamen right now.
Cell saw Vgeta and snaped out of his sex drive. "Hmmhmmhmm Vegeta… I did not like you punching me, so I'm gonna make you look like a gay loser at the race!" Cell grabed Android 17 and put his crotch in Vegeta's face and rubed him up and down. Then he confiscated 18's bikini top she was still wearing on his way out.
"Giveit back!" they heard 18 say blushingly as she chased Cell out to the race.
"Humph!" said Vegeta cooly like a real Saiyan man.
Trunks and Gohan popped up and said, "Dad we have a plan!" (Trunks said that) "To beat Cell!" (Gohan said that) "And it will work!" (Trunks said that) "And Cell will die!" (Gohan said)
They kept doing this over and over so Vegea smacked them good and said "WHAT IS IT!"
"We are going to put poison in Cells drink and steroids in ours." said Gohan and Trunks pulled out the goods.
Vegeta remembered he already knew this plan and said, "That is stupid! I do not need steriods in my body!" Vegeta's body was a temple, and steroids would be like athiests going to ruin it with Evolution.
"It is the only way!" said Trunks who was from the Future.
Vegeta said, "Fine! Do what you want, but I am already too strong for Cell!" Then Vegeta went Super Saiyan to show them what he meant. Then they were all outside to prepare for the race, and Trunks got down to business puting all the poison and steroids in the drinks they went in.
Suddenly, Vegeta remembered some homework he did not do last night and ran off to do it. "FRICK I HATE HOMEWORK!" he said and ran away to work.
"Oh no… I will have to do the race now." said Trunks.
Shallot and Nappa and Piccolo showed up together and knew it all. Trunks was 50 from being his son, so this could work… but Cell was still too strong for Trunks.
"These steroids will determine if we win or lose, since Vegeta has homework now," said Trunks in dark times.
Everyone looked grim and solemn like they were at a toilet funeral for Trunks's goldfish. The race would be in 5 minutes, so Trunks needed to hurry and take steroids to win
Trunks started drinking first before everyone else and something was not right…
Trunks stared into his cup with fear like a raccoon about to be run over by an 18-wheeler truck on the highway.
"Wait a minute… This doesn't taste like steroids... this tastes like poison! Which means this isn't steroids… It's poison! OH NO!"
Everybody gasped and Trunks started to feel the affects of the poison. Trunks fell over and got sick from it to die. "Oof… I need a Hot and Sexy girl nurse!" he muttered. then they looked at Gohan to see if it was all poison.
"Drink it to find out!" said Shallot, Piccolo Nappa Bulma Jaice Burter Recoom 17 and Cabba and Paragus. Goku and Raditz and Caulfla too if they were there would say.
All of them kept saying to drink it and Gohan was feeling the pressure so he drank it all. "Oh no. I've been poisoned to!" and fell over also. The Future Teens were now purple like trunk's hair and a nurse kidnaped them to the hospital.
"Hubba hubba…" said Trunks because she was hot.
Now everybody looked scared at Cell who had a drink too. "I'm gonna drink this tasty Gataraide!" he explained and drank it all.
Cell's throat gobbled each and every steroid in it, when suddenly his muscles bounced like an inflatable pool ball being blown into by an elephant.
"Mmm! Steroids!" he said and flexed hard with lighting around him. "OH YEAH!" he said. The Androids clapped for him and he was flexing so much.
"It is all for ruin…" said the Z Warriors and Ginyu Force in defeat.
"T-Trunks..." Piccolo said and let his eyebrow indents fall ontop of his eyes. "G-Gohan..." Piccolo then said and did the same thing.
Meanwhile, Vegeta heard everything and was zooming through all of the homework Paragus and Master Roshi would give him, but there was so much that even Vegeta was struggling. "Grr… How is this happening !" he yelled and went Super Saiyan! "Goku… I'm gonna frick Cell up and win it all! Then I'm gonna have big sex with GO-BULMA!" he thought and almost thought Goku instead of Bulma but was not gay.
Back with everyone else, they were talking like Congress about who would be the event one now? "Who can it be? No one can beat Cell ever at Sports but Vegeta… And maybe Goku." said Piccolo. They all frowned, but then Shallot had a big idea.
"I will do it, because I am also a Super Saiyan." Shalot said to them. They knew it, and said, "It is all we can do, but you will die!"
Nappa did not want Shallot to die, but it had to happen now that everything was ruined. Then Burter came up and said, "I am the fastest in the universe! I can beat Cell in the race with Shallot!"
Butrer was a big gay kid, but was also fast and blue. This could work, but was he really faster then fast Cell that was green?
Vegeta was thinking while solving math and science and thought, "No Fool! Burter Is To Slow! Unless I Can Finish My Homework!" then he started really powering through, but he would still need to stay up all night to do it.
Burter kept saying how fast he was and Shallot was getting hyped to race Cell, even though he knew he would lose big time. Then he thought it and got sad, but it was now time to go to the race.
Shallot and Burter walked up to the start of the race, which was a straight race but was really long. Cell was there and looked like a winner already. Andoird 18 was there and had a t shirt on, and you could see her boobies through it because Cell did not give her bikini top back.
"We are gonna die…" regretted Shalot in his brain. Burter did not think that, because he was kind of a tard.
"Hahaha! I'm gonna kill you at racing! You can't win me! Especially now that I've taken STERIODS!" said Cell and made Shallot go Super Saiyan out of scared.
Paragus looked out at the race and his eyebrow got really big and he said "Huuuh!? Where is Vegeta!" Gero chuckeld a lot and made a joke about Vegeta being a chiken like he saw a clock moving around.
Paragus did not see Vegeeta so he started drinking beer like crazy because he knew it was all over. But he still had to say the event.
"The event is the big race! And Cell will probably win but you will race it anyways!" Paragus said and smoked weed out of anger.
Right before Gero could say go to seal Saiyan High Schools fate, a big cool voice came on and said, "Stop right now!" and smirked ginormously. It's teeth were so white that they reflected the Sun everywhere, and the Mystery Guitar Man was back at it again.
Gero suddenly got so scared that he kinda peed his pants a little when he saw him… Vegeta! And he was done with all of his homework in time to woop Cell! "H-How!" said Gero, "You was supposed to have too much homework to ever do! I made it all for Cell to win! HOW ARE YOU DONE WOTH IT ALL!" demanded the Android.
Vegeta smirked and humphed again and said, "I'm the best!" Dr Gero's bladders let loose all of his pee now and he said "Thats impossible!"
"Now Im gonna beat Cell!" smirked Vegeta, then he said "Move it Shallt! I'm doing this now!" Shallot looked at Vegeta like an old sage boxer who was supassed by his student and then scooted off to the bleachers with his other buddies like Napa.
"Now Cell… It's just you and ME! Vegeta said" and it was true but Burter was there. "Yesss" said Burter. He was a stupid gay kid, but he knew about Vegeta all to well.
Cell saw what Vegeta said and Chuckled. "Hahahaha! Lets see you do it!"
Then Paragus got a gun and put it in the air. "Ready…" he said and paused dramatically to puke up all the beer he had so he wouldent be drunk anymore.
Vegeta stood there and thought a bunch. "I have to win… for Goku... " Vegeta looked at his jingle bells and candy cane, which was still big and hard from his dream, but nobody noticed yet. "NO! I"M NOT GAY! I WILL WIN FOR ME! AND STRAIGHT SEX!" Vegeta screamed his mind.
The whole world froze for a second to look at Vegeta and Cell about to race to death, and then Paragus finally did his job after puking a lot.
Paragus shot the gun in the air and said:
"Let the race… BEGIN!"
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