(Before the Race)

Goku was like a snow plow in Cauliflas vagina and having sex everywhere in there. And too Raditz was there and he was saying "Wow thats sexy!" over and over because it was all ture and everyone knew it there. Bardock was outside the door and confused all along.

"Is my son haveing gay problems or not!" he asked Gine who was his wife and sexy and Gokus Mom.

"I do not know said Gine, but this sex is making me want to have sex!" she said and then started taking her clothes of to to have sex with Bardock.

Bardock stared at Giney's now exposed boobs and thought and then said, "Heh! Why the heck not!" but did not say heck. Then they dundered into a room to have sex in.

"Ooh ooh yeah eat it!" yelled Goku at Caulifla in Sex Mode.

"Uh UH UH mmmmmmm: said Caulifla who's mouth became full of smackin Saiyan salami. Then she started sucking and swirling it with her tongue. Goku realized that he needed even more sex to have; so he spun around so he penis was still in Caflua's mouth and his face was at her vagana and he looked right there.

Then, he had thoughts about how the hole reminded him of Krillin's hole in his face from dying and he got mad and sad at the same time while horney. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Goku yelled and turned Super Saiyan to smash into the vagina with his fists.

Then he stuck his hands into her butthole like he did freiza and said "YEAH!"

Raditz' never thought of this before when he would think about sex, so he started wrighting it all down. Goku pummeled that vagina like it was Frieza on drugs or his penis with Satan there. Finally, Goku's penis exploded with seamen and he went back to normal Goko now.

"Sniffel sniffle," said Goku's nose because he was sad about Krilliin.

"Why you so sad," asked Raditz and Caulifla because he just had sex and was suddenly crying.

Goku looked at them and said "Krillin is died!" and they all were sad about it now, but then Goku hears a gun from the school and remembered again how Krilien died from a gun from Frieza and screached.

"EEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!" and he angrily put on his pants and flew at the school to make it in time to save Krillin he thought for one second.

(Back at the school where Vegeta was about to race him…)

"HAHAHA your gonna lose Vegeta! Goku will be mine!" Cell said to Vegeta and laughed also.

Vegeta made an angry face and showed it to Cell. "See for you're self!" scoffed Vegeta like the coolest ever man from high school.

Paragus was standing beneath the shining sun which shined a lot like normal, his mustache and hair was blowing in the wind as he stared down the barrel of the gun to make sure it was loaded.

Paragus shot his hands and gun into the air and then said "Let's the race..." then he shot the gun into the sky and said "BEGIN!"

Vegeta smirked and took off like a roadrunner and Cell was a coyote but he was in front somehow? Both Cell and Vegeta were blazing off the start, and Burter was left behind so fast that he was slow and the Special Ed teachers came and got him.

"WAAA! I'M NOT A TRAD!" Burter said retartedly and gay. All the world knew burter was slow and dumb because Cell and Vegeta were going slow compared to how fast they really are.

Now that Burter was eliminated, Vegeta And Cell smirked and went super fast now. Vegeta smirked more and kicked up so much dust, that no one could see anything behind Vegeta. "HAH! Cell will get this in his eye's and go blind!" Vegeta gallantly announced out loud to everyone

Piccolo was in the bleachers and wisely said "Wow! Vegeta is really the smart one out here," and everyone knew it but then all of the sudden Cell was spinning around like Ginyu to get rid of the dust and then said, "Hah! Vegeta your dumb dumb!" and kept backflipping faster than vegeta could run

"Tch, I see this for real!" Vegeta scoffed, and Cell, and Vegeta, looked into eachothers eyes and then burst off at mock speed.

Cell saw this and said "Ohhh? Let's see you deal with this Hahaha!" and put his feet on the ground to run even faster.

Vegeta wasn't gonna be slower than Cell right now and went Super Saiyan to run even more fast. "You're not gonna beat me CELL!" yelled Vegteta pridefully and coolly.

"Dont forget… I have STEROIDS!" Cell boasted to Vegata and flexed, but Vegeta knew that Trunks was not a good son to him now.

Cell passed the window where Trunks was and winked at him for the steriods in his body and kept runing too. Trunks was dying from poison, but saw it and got worse. "Oooh! AAAAAH! I'm Poisonde!" he said and got a boner from the hot nurse.

Out of No where at all! The school got rocket boots and started to fly after Cell Vegeta on there sides. "Wowahahaha!" Trunks said and spit up blood to get the nurses attention and she said "Dont die trunks here are my medicine" and reached over to get it and put her boobs in his face and he said "ahhh, oooh. I need more medicine!" while blushing and veering he's eyes at her massive boobies.

Everyone was shaking and screaming except for Piccolo, but now the school was following them super fast because it could also win the race if it was in it.

"AAAAAAAHH!" Vegeta yelled and was keeping up with Cell, but Cell was still in the lead.

"Na na na boo boo!" taunted Cell Vegeta like a bull.

Superman was on the track and saw them running and said "Oh no, I have to get away!" Superman was as fast as a speeding bullet, but Cell and Vegeta were faster and he got ran over and died. "Woops!" said Cell and Vegeta.

"He's quite vishous; I will need to try more…" thought cell secretly about Vegeta.

"HAHAHAHA! You're still too slow Vegeta!" laughed said Cell and ran even faster.

Vegeta was so mad now, but then he wasn't and smirked instead. "Watch this!" he said. "HAAAAAH!" he then said

Vegeta stoped running for some reason and everyone was scared.

Suddenly, feramones whent through Vegeta's brain and then to his arms and legs and even penis and he screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Vegeta's eyes channeled white energy and also some yellowand he screamed "THIS IS A NEW SUPER SAIYAN!" He was a Real Super Vegeta now, but instead he, was a muscle maniac like Nappa?

"What!?" everyone wanted to know this now. Vegeta had never done this before… so how? Master Roshi was there to explain it:

"Ehhh, it happened when he was training for the Festival and having a baby… I seen him an GOku get real strong when they were putting sex in the machine to have babies faster. Goku did his Kaioken and Vegeta did Super Saiyan, but for one sexond (hehe) he got biger and more buff… Like he went beyond Super Saiyan into a new Super Saiyan. No one has ever done it ever before now," Master Roshi said shiftily and everyone saw him and knew he was true.

They all looked at Roshi and Shallot said, "So now he is big and strong, he can beat Cell!?" but Master Rosi had other plans.

"In that form he is too slow ever to beat Cell. So why is he using it?" even Master did not know, what would Vegeta do?

Cell was getting pretty far ahead, especially now that Vegeta was big all over, but then Vegeta did something crazy…

"I'm gonna make this big slow form into the fastest ever one!" he explained, and then moved all of the muscle from the transformation into his arms and they were 2 times bigger than Nappa now.

"Woh… this is wild!" observed Shallot and Nappa. It was, and then Vegeta lifted them into the air and smashed his hands on the ground and threw himself like he was a Gorilla in a slingshot.

"Wh-hat!" asked Cell retoricaly. He knew it was because Vegeta was so strong and good at being a Saiyan he could do this.

Vegeta smirked because maybe Cell was done, but then Cell finished a sentence. "Wh-hat… do you think you will win me?!" Cell got superpowers and ran more ahead of Vegeta, but they were still even.

Vegeta was trying to do it again, but instead he could not, so he was using his arms to walk fast

Finally, Vegeta noticed a big problem like his big forearms and big man bisepts: his arms were too heavy and getting stuck in the ground! "Oh no! I have unforeseen Nappa problems!"

"Drats! Vegeta isn't use to being as big as me in muscles!" said Nappa like a sage of being buff.

Vegeta kept getting stuck so he had no choice but to go back to normal Super Saiyan. "FRICK!" he said, and started running again.

Suddenly, Nappa smelled something wrong that wasn't him farting this time. "VEGETA LOOK OUT!" he yelled at Vegeta and deftly threw Cabba's homework notebook at the track and it blew up!

Vegeta and Cell saw that there were land mines all over the track at this part. No doubt it was Frieza who put them on Vegeta's lane to kill him before he died all along and everyone knew it. "Those mines will blow up your legs off so you will die and not be able to run! Hahaha!" said Cell, but then one was on his side too.

"Hmph! Take more!" said Vegeta, becuase he was picking them up and throwing them at Cell, but Cell was putting them back and they were doing this while running still.

"You suck and are bad Cell!" Vegeta said, but Cell could be good too if he tried.

Cell saw Vegeta said this and said, "Hmhmhmhm, I guess you're good then… But I'm better !" and then he steered off the track to help an old lady cross the road. "Not if I can help it!" said Vegeta, who was more good than Cell and they ran to help the old lady , but all along it was Master Roshi crossing the road and he grabed Cell and said "GO VEGETA!" and he did.

Now they were back on track with Roshi on the back (of Cell) and going real fast. This time Vegeta was in front a little, but Cell surpassed him again and was winning. "Argh! Frick you Cell!" said Vegeta with his teeth.

Cell chuckled and threw Master Roshi into the clouds after kissing him and then said "Your a looser, Vegeta!" and then looked right ahead for one second before the unforeseeable happened.

The Earth began to shake and rumble, and then they heard a Jungle Man say "LOOK OUT! IT FOR REAL!" and they looked in front of them and saw Tarzan running to see Vegeta, but then… A giant Monkey Avalanche was behind him!

"Ooh ooh Aah Ahh AAAAAHHHH!" the Monkeys screamed and spilled right onto the racetrack and blocked it by making a huge wall and it was a wall of Monkeys!

"What do we do?" asked another racing person.

Tarzan saw it and was grim when Vegeta frowned. He knew it all along… He would have to climb the Monkey Wall. Instantly, Vegeta got to work climbing it, and a bunch of other people did too, but there was danger there because the Monkey's kept farting!

The Monkey farts were so bad like Gwava and Bananas that were poop now, and Cell kept getting farted on. "Aah! Ew! These Monkey butts are disgusting!" he whined.

Vegeta scoffed at Cell, but then also got farted on and they both fell off the wall. "Darn…" said Vegeta and cell at one, and kept climbing. Cell was having a hard time and falling a lot, because the Monkeys would not ever stop farting, but Vegeta was rockin it. This was because he now knew to avoid the Monkey butts and only climb on the rest of the Monkeys because he was in the Tard Room once before. Raditz too was there and could climb Monkeys, but was not at the race.

Now Vegeta is almost up the wall and Cell is at the bottom. "Hah! It looks like you are the Loser now!" said Vegeta. Cell was angry and yelling at the bottom of the wall but then hes vibrations from yelling made a banana fall out of his pants.

Each and all of the monkey saw this and said "ooh ah ooh oho ooh eek!" and surrounded cell to get the banana by making a circle around him.

Vegeta fell from a top the Monkey Wall and hit his handsome face on the track, but stood up real fast to show he was stronger then cell

"Hmmm? You want this banan?! This is for Sex With Goku!" Cell commanded to the Monkeys, but then had the big idea and threw it at Vegeta's pants pockets.

Dr. Jero was like a king losing his castle and falling off a bridge, "CELL!" he yelled and spinned his head all a round, when suddenly…

"HHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cell told the Monkeys and spread his arms out and they expounded toward Vegeta to tackle him.

"WHAT?!" said vegeta, and Cell ran right on through. Even now, the Monkeys cheated for Cell…

Vegeta sojourned through the MOnkets and started running again, but Cell was far away. "Grr… I won't lose!" yelled and put his arm in front of him self.

Vegeta and blasted Cell's leg off with a Ki Blast. "Aaah!" Cell said and fell over without a leg.

"Hahaha! I am winning now Cell!" Vegeta noted and ran away. There was no way Vegeta would ever lose now, but now they saw Cell again. What?!

"You thought it all wong Vegeta!" said Cell and passed Vegeta again. "How is he doing this running?!" said Nappa and farted.

Cell's feet were pitter pattering so fast that it was like a rain storm, but Vegeta could not understand how he was still running?

Vegeta listened to the taps of his feet and heard 1, 2, 3,4, 5 toes, but where were the others? Then his eyes echo located the other leg and it was crazy! "That leg is… That's his…!" he thought.

Piccolo fell over and said "That;s hes penis hes using!" Everyone was shocked and surprised.

Gohan stared bleakly but was also poisoned in the nurse room with Trunks.

A shoulder fell on to Gohan's shoulder and Gohan looked at it fast and would punch it with a chair if he were not dying, when it was Tien.

"What do yo uwant do I need a pass! To stand here?" Gohan told Tien jolted his head away and said "No… or, yes… I had some secret informaton told at me from someone secret, and as Hall Monietor, I thought you should know before- well I'm here to tell you that Cell said-" suddenly Trunks ki slaped Tiens face because he was dying and said "SHUT UP." with blood everywhere from poison.

Tien never thought girls or Trunks could hit him, but then he got mad and said "What?" Bulma showed up to said "We already know, but Gohan is part of this High School family, frick you!" and did science to make him quite and he grumbled and a justed his tie from his suit he is always wearing for being hall monieter.

Bulma sat next to Gohan and Gohan was about to kiss her for being hot, but he remembered it was Trunks mom so he did not. Bulma then wiggled her fingers and said "Vegeta would kill you for kissing me! Haha " and they just looked at the race again with romance.

The girl from the hotel that saw Gohan was there to see it all! "Grr… your will be mine Gohan!" she said quitely without actually talking.

Cell jumped into the sky and shot his slimy sex stick straight out and it was long. Then suddenly, his big penis went back to normal and he grew a new leg! "Your finish, Vegeta…!" he said and started moon walking vegeta.

Vegeta's toes crushed the rocks on the track and his feet pushed him one by one, but this did not make him too much faster then before.

His feet kept moving him until he was all the way far away but still behind Cell until for 1 second he teleported behind him.

"Grr… Hulk smash!" Cell said to threw a tractor at vegeta and it tumbled toward him and caught on fire.

"AH OH NO!" vegeta said and started to run harder. "It tumbles like a tumble weed OF TUMBLE METAL! HAHAHA!" Cell said and pushed it at him while running.

Paragus said "This is getting crazy, we need to stop this! Dr Jero, what do you think?" and pointed a microphone at his face, But Docter Jero just look at him and smile so much and his hat melted of and his brain was there?!

"WHAT" everyone said and saw… "Hahaha! I am an Android too and it is 20!" then he went crazy and pressed buttons and turned full robot. "The sport's festival will continue… but Vegeta will die!" Dr. Jero said and shot missiles at Vegeta!

Paragus jaws fell on the floor and he said "WHY YOU…! WHY" and crushed his hand in his fist.

Dr. Jero swung his head side to side and took it off and spun it in Paragus face. "Android High Scholl was mine i made!... to beat Saiyan High School… :)" foretold him to paraugus. Paragus thought things. "So your saying that you made all of those andorids to beat Vegeta… and kill our school?!"

"YES and I took your students like android 17 and 18 to make them!" android 20 said at him when suddenly Paragus suddenly grabbed him and slammed his head a lot into the button board to kill him.

Paragus punched Android 20 in the face to say "THESE ARE MY SAIYAN STUDENTS I LOVE THEM" and rolled a round with him pressing every button!

Android 18 and 17 looked at each other and said "W-We were sayans?" and got confused but then saw explosions happening everywhere

Vegeta was in front of Cell running when suddenly a missile exploded in front of him and "WHAT!" he say when Cell jumped on top of one and said "I will catch you Vegeta!" then Cell made it go at him to catch up and flipped off one and ten others at Vegeta.

Nappa crushed his teeth and said "VEGETA!" Nappa's muscles were lubricated with sweat as he looked at Vegeta getting exploded, when out of no where Vegeta blew through the blow up explosions and announced "I'm going to win!"

Vegeta's looked at the finish line and told him "It's right there! I will win the sport's festival… for Goku… for the school... for my Dad!"

When all of the sudden to vegeta's shock and supprized, Cell appeared in front of Vegeta. "Oh, no. You won't... " and grinned Cell when he punched Vegeta in the face and onto the ground.

"T-That's illegal… Cell is disqualified and out of the race right!" Shallot said, but Master Roshi just looked at him and solemnly said "Ehhh… this is not about the race any more..."

Vegetea grumbled on the ground and said "hhhhhumph… owwww..." and Cell stepped on his tummy. "AAAAAH" Vegeta said and almost peed, but he was to much of a man to pee.

Goku was perusing the area and snarling like a rabies dog when he spotted Cell's tail and thought it was frieza. "I am alarmed!" Goku angry said.

"FRIEEEEEZAAAAA!" he yelled and flew down at Cell to kill him.

Cell put his hand back and grabed Goku's pants and slowly turned his head a round to him.

"Oh? Goku…?... Hahahaha… Hahahaha!"

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