"Oh? Goku…?... Hahahaha… HAhAHAHA!" Cell said to Goku as he crunched Goku's pants in his hand.

"Nrrrgghh… GAAAAAAH!" Goku said as Cell squeezed his pants off and slammed him onto the track. Goku's head hit the pavement and his vision from his eyes rippled as he checked for reality and got his check.

Cell wiped dust off of him and said "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME, Cell!, DO, GOKU!" Goku began to push himself of the ground, but Cell curb stomped him instead.

"I never wanted to hurt you…" Cell said and got more angrier, "but if that's what it takes for you, then I'll pay that price…!" Cell said and kicked him again "But Instead of Money…!" he said and kicked again "It will be your dignity…!" he again said, "YOU WHORE!" and gorilla slammed his arms down on Goku's back to made him shoot blood out of his nose and mouth.

Cell then squated "You see Goko… I don't need this race… I wanted you to see how cool I was, but it is as obvious as the REAL election that you are blind!" when then Cell Cell picked up Goku's head and started slamming it in to the ground. "You will Love me Goku… or you will learn to..." cell evil smiled said.

Goku looked badaxe at Cell one second and said, "I only love and date winners!" Cell got shocked and too Caulfila because she lost her event, but then remembered she was a winner because she had Goku's penis. Cell's vains came out on his head from anger.

Cell educated Goku's face over and over again, like he was the teacher of kindergarden. Vegeta did a crunch and started to stood up. He could even do more, but then he saw from the left part of his eyeballs: "G-Goku…?!" Vegeta stumbled and mumbled.

Cell lifted Goku's ears and said "You love me..." and Goku gruphed and spit. "GRRRRR!" Cell said and scooped out a lot of dirt and filled the hole with his spit water.

"I see! Your a tard!" Cell said and started drowning Goku, but instead he took Goku's head out before he did drown.

Vegeta waved his body side to side and said "STOP IT!" but CEll would not listen and neither would Goku, so Cell pulled Goku hair back and punch his chest. "GAAAAAH1" Goku said and coughed out blood.

"Say it..." Cell told Goku holding his hair back.

Cell got a gun to point at Goku, whom saw it and thought "KRILIN!" and looked at Cell and got mad. "GRRR AHHHH!" and Goku went Super Sayan.

Everyone was so impressed that Goku was this, but Cell knew he could take it. "HAHAHA!" yeled Cell while fighting angry Goku.

Goku cried out "NOOOOOOO!" and flung his fist at Cell angrily and Cell blocked it and kept doing this. Finally Cell punched Goku in the stomach and everywhere but his penis and his ballsack because he needed them.

"Aaaaaah!" Goku yelled and nodded his head. Goku still kept fighting Cell and making him mad, and Cell wasn't heaving it. Goku did a kick at Cell, but Cell at lightspeed took of his undies and pants, and bit his penis! No one could believed this.

"WAAAAAAH!" goku yelled more, but more pain was in this one. Cell slurped that penis up like ramen and spoke.

"I've have it! If you won't give me that sweet succulant slinky, I'll just TAKE IT!" Cell said.

Cell was twisting and turning Goku's ding dong like a door knob to take it off and steal it, and it was getting hot out there. "You can stop this… if you comply with my demands…" Cell offered.

Goku was beaten really and wanted to keep his penis, so he listend. "Say you love me! SAY IT NOW!" Cell yells and starts groping Goku's ballsack with violence in mind.

The Saiyan mumbled it a bit, but Cell could not here it.

"OUT LOUD" Cell commanded.

Goku mustard up the voice to say "I… love- y-you..." and spit out too much blood and was almost dead.

"Perfect, Now we will cheat on your girlfreind!" Cell said and began to stick his tail and penis into Goku slowly.

"Stop it… Stop..." Vegeta began to say, but Cell kept saying "HAHAHA! Goku is my witch!" and humping Goku a lot. Goku was crying and pleading Cell to stop it, but Cell put duck tape on his mouth.

Vegeta's knee fell down, but Vegeta screamed "CELLL STOP IT NOW!" and began to glow.

"Oh yeah Goku is my Baby Daddy!" Cell said sexy like and was about to burst seamen and Baby Cellku into Goku's butthole.

"GOKU!" said Caulifla who was there "GOKU!" said Shallot "GOKU!" said Dying Trunks and Goahn and actually everyone said it.

Vegeta began to get big, really big with muscles, and blew up energy and was Super Saiyan Grade 2 again, but on his whole body this time. "This is the real Super Vegeta… and I'm gonna KILL YOU CELL!" anounced Vegeta like Paragus, even though he had no megaphone.

Cell did not ever care and was trying to have sex with Goku, but it wasn't easy. Goku kept closing his butthole tighter than ever before so Cell could not rape it. "Grr, stop being a Sex Grinch!" said Cell and kept trying.

Vegeta attacks Cell suddenly and it still doesn't work? This was because Vegeta was really slow in this form, even though he was a genius.

"Don't do that Vegeta… Or your butthole is next for sex!" said Cell, and got back to Goku, but Vegeta did not let him get back to goku.

The sky got darker and things got crazy because Cell was winning for real to destroy everything. Cell started to laujgh maniacly and Vegeta would die

Vegeta really was gonna do this, when suddenly, "HEY GET BACK HERE" some doctors said and also "WE NEED SLEEP DRUGS STAT!" another said.

Suddenly, Principal K. Vegeta stood at the rail of the High School and gushed blood everywhere like he was a popped Gusher and said "M-My Son… Save Goku... and all of us..." then he used the last of his blood to yell "I LOVE YOU, MY SON VEGETA! NOW WIN THIS RACE MY SON!"

Vegeta's anger turned to shocked and Principal Vegeta's Dad took of all of his wires and died. "DO IT VEGETA!" said his Dad, and then everyone else joined in.

"Beat him Vegeta!" said some, "Yeah win it all!" said some more, "Your the best ever!" and said the other people and they all would say these things to Vegeta.

All of Vegeta's emotions were out and he saw it all. "This is… my chance to change it all! I won't let… CEL GET AWAY WITH THIS!"

Vegeta got quite, and saw all of his fans and future, and his emotions fused together into his best one… Pride! Vegeta smirked like the cool bad boy he was and said, "I'm not gonna loose to a Big Green Gay Guy like you! I'm to cool for that... ! I… Am… VEGETAAAAAAA!"

Vegeta screamed and began to flow his hair and turned Super Saiyan, but louder. "I'LL FRICKING KIlL YOU, CEEeeeEEEEELL!" Vegeta yelled even louder and then he showed that he could yell even louder by yelling this: "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE CELLLLLLL!" and transformed into a true, Super, Saiyan 2

Everyone's hair was blown back from this and the wise Piccolo said "W-What is this power!" but it was Vegeta.

Suddenly Vegeta appeared and slaped Cell in the face with his foot so hard that Cell's penis disconected from Goku and instead conected with a wall and exploded.

"M-MY P-P-EENIS IS EXPLODED!" Cell said without a penis.

"That's at it Vegeta!" said 17, and Vegeta sniffed once and got back to being serious.

Solemnly, Vegeta swore, "I'm gona frick him up… for the Future." Then he vanished and teleported his boot into Cell's buttcrack and he screamed.

"AAAAH! THIS IS TO STRONG!" said Cell and his butthole was filled, not with poop or seamen, but with Vegeta's foot.

Vegeta looked at his Dad who was being taken away by doctors now that he ran out of blood and he knew it. Then he got out of Cell's butt and ran at Goku and picked him up.

"I am running now to the line!" Vegeta said holding Goku

"What's he doing! He is still racing!?" said Paragus. "Why! Is he doing this!" said Dr Jero even though Paragus was pulling his mustache.

Cell got madder and started racing Vegeta too. "You are triky but, I'm still gonna win this race!" said Cell and regrew his penis and it was so much bigger from his saiyan Cells from Vegeta Dad and ran faster. Cell was on his last legs really, because vegeta's butt beating took a tole on him.

Goku was shocked but confused becase cell was not sexy to him anymore; however, Cell was personal to Vegeta now.

Vegeta went top gear and 10000000 miles per hour, but cell almost went faster. "OH NO!" Everyone said, but Vegeta just said "Hah." to theyre dismay and then "you lossed cell!" and zapped across the finish line.

The finish line shot fire works out all a round. "I-I did it!" Vegeta said and looked at Goku who smiled at he. Goku's eyes twinkle twinkled like two little stars having a supernova together. Vegeta looked back and the fire works reflected from his eyes and showed within them an incandescent flame. The passion burned between them as a yule log in a fireplace.

"VEGETA… VEGETA WON! VEGETA WON THE SPORT'S FESTIVEL BY ONE POINT!" Paragus looked up said after punching the docter jero.

Everyone cheered like it was theyre birth days and they had some chocolate cake to share and also maybe some Birthday Sex

"YEAAAAH Vegeta! Go go go! Its ya brith day!" Shallot said and Piccolo winked at Vegeta to tell him good job

but

Cell glued his eyes to Vegeta as he crossed it and hhe tripped immediately and tumbled into a wall. "Grr..." Cell said seeing Goku not having sex. "Grrrr…." he said seeing Vegeta win the big race… "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cell said seeing Vegeta's new form.

"I… I AM FINISHD!" Everyone spun at Cell and he said "IT IS ALL FINISHED!" Cell began to fly into the sky and it lightninged. "ZAP!" Master Roshi said to scare them all like a ghost and they screamed! "Ehehehe..." it laughed he but then "ehhhhh..." he thought at Cell because he couldn't hear him.

Vegeta had lightning on him too from Super Siayan 2, and said "HAH! Cell, you, have lost this race big time, your nothing to me…! and expecially GOKU!" then Veget flicked his middle fingers at Cell and also pointed at his self with his thumb.

Everyone ran down from the school to tell Vegeta the truth of him being the best at racing and that Cell was gay now. "Wow! You are the best at racing!" Bulma said to Vegeta and started to lick his penis. "Oh yeah" Vegeta said

Everyone forgot about Cell being loud for one second because Vegeta was the hot shot, however… Cell!

"It is done! Goku, you have to do sex with me!" announced Cell, but Goku did say this: "No, no no cell your a loser… Vegeta won fair and square!" then Cell's heart broke in two halves, and goku would not hold one of them.

"F-Fine Then… HAVE IT YOUR WAY!" cell said and looked at the sky. "Hahaha… HAHAHA… HA HA HA HA HA!" Cell said. "What" Vegeta said like a genus from knowing it really. "YOU MAY HAVE WON VEGETA" Cell admitted defeat, until

"But now… YOU HAVE LOSSED said Cell" said and turned crazy mode and yelled to them

But instead they all laughed at ccell

"When I was in deep space… I pushed a mbillion meatiors at the planet that would crash IF I LOST THE SPORT'S FESTIVAL!" Everyone's heads flipped and did not laugh at Cell and said "What!"

Vegeta's teeth clenched together and his eyes spread outward like egg yolk in a frying pan. "Y-Your crazy… THIS WILL KILL US ALL CELL!" the 20 Android said like a crazy person, but then he smiled. "This is… Perfect! Good Job Cell!"

Then Nappa was behind Dr. Android Jero. "Grrrrr." Napa said to which Dr, Laughed and said "Hahaha, what? Dumb kid!"

Nappa grabed Dr. Jero and broke him in half over his knee and cackled "Hahahaha!" Nappa's mustache was so pointy when he was laughing, it went down to his chin too.

The sky turned to evil colors like Orange and Vegeta clenched his eyes together "D-Dastardly Cell! How could you do this! Goku… Master Roshi… Nappa! Shallot! They Will all die!" Cell looked up and saw Vegeta with the bottom of his eye and said "I know… Muahahahaha!"

Vegeta dropped Goku to scream again. "CELL! YOU EVIL DOER!" and flew at Cell to beat him up. "I'm GOING TO BE AT YOU UP!" Vegeta punched Cell in the stomach and beat him up.

"Oooof, Ow!" Cell said getting punched. Cell was getting slammed and flipped all around, but then he said "AHHHHHHH… Ahahaha… AHAHAHAHA!" scream laughed said Sell. "What?" Vegeta said and looked up to see all of the meatiors flying at Earth and everyone knew it.

Donald Trump was at the White House and said "We have to stop these meatiors" and shot missles at them. But Joe biden said "we will not" and brough a lot of immigrants into the country to stop him. The missles could not explode the meatiors because the Liberals dragged Donald Trump out of the White House and that was why Cell would kill the planet!

Vegeta articulated the situation, kicked Cell and flew at one of the meatiors. "I will stop you" vegeta told the meatior and started pushing it into a lot of other ones, but then Cell grabed Vegeta's foot

"Hahaha! Your going no where!" Cell said and threw Vegeta into the ground and crushed him with an elbow and used his other ones to keep smashing Vegeta.

Vegeta was distracted by the meatiors and shot a blast at one as he got smashed. "Ah" he said and got hit again still shooting at Meatiors to save the world of high school

Bardock stood up from the stands and said "This has gone too long!" and went Super Saiyan.

Bardock flew at Cell, but Cell grabed Bardock with his foot. "I stab your dad too, Goku..." and Bardock slowly backed off. "Nnnggghhh..." Bardock said and snapped his head at Shallot and napa. "TAKE THIS" and gave them a Meatior Net.

Tarzan also jumped from the stage and started grabing meatiors with all of the Jungle Forces too. Even the Ginyu Force helped with all of this and everyone was working like a true team of Saiyan High School.

Vegeta smirked at Super Bardock, who did it back like cool, and flexed his chest to knock Cell off of him. "Now it's just you and me." Vegeta said and Cell got stronger because he digested more of the steroids.

Vegeta burst from the ground and started punching Cell so much and then shot a Big Punch at Cell's face. Vegeta Went more Super Saiyan 2 and lit him up with blasts of ki. Vegeta then made a whip of Ki and spanked Cell with it in the butt and he said "Ow Vegeta!"

Then Vegeta grabed cell's tail and swung him a round in circles to make him to dizzy to fight. Cell was in circles, when suddenly he threw up on Vegeta and shot lasers from his eyes in Vegeta's face.

Vegeta had a handsome face that was mostly immune to lasers from the Sun, but these were Cell Lasers and made Vegeta's face have a scratch on it.

Vegeta wiped the scratch off his face and got mad. Vegeta yelled again and kicked Cell's crotch into itself. Then he swung his fist in Circles to get more power and punched Cell in the head. Then he flew behind cell and kick slammed him into the ground.

Vegeta's hands glowed with lasers and he said "This is my biggest move" and smiled so bright.

"FINAL" and Cell trembled for he was scared of it. "FLASSSSSHHHHH!" and unleashed him onto Cell's body and blew up a hole in the ground. Cell's body disintegrated into tiny Cell parts.

Vegeta then saw all of the Meatiors from above and attacked them when Cell returned from the hole slowly. "My Body… Owww!" he said and turned into Piccolo's Cells to heal.

Nappa and shallot were running to catch meatiors when suddenly one exploded in front of them and they ran away "AAAAHHH" Nappa said and lost his pants in the explosion and was now in under wear.

One of them almost killed the school, when Piccolo stopped it with his hand and threw it at Cell. "TAKE THIS CELL" he said and Cell was not done healing, so he made a big hole in his chest and the meatior hit Gohan, who was walking out side to heal of poison from fresh air. "Mr. Piccolo!" Gohan said and got blown up and poisoned more from pain.

Radits was there and namecalling at Cell saying "Your stupid" and "you're dumb and gay! Loser!" when the schools sign fell on him to kill him. Uh oh raditz said but then Caulifla said "raditz!" and broke it from being a saiyan also.

"Woh" said Raditz's mouth to congratulate Caulifla for saving him.

Goku was slowly standing up for himself, but then he looked up and got hit with a big meatior. "AAAAAAHHH OH NO!" Goku said and got decimated by a meatior again.

The sound of goku screaming tickled Vegeta's ears and his body snapped at Goku "GOKU!" Vegeta cried and flew at Goku to save him and crashed through some meatiors to save Goku and they blew up behind him.

Vegeta then saved Goku in his arms. Vegeta looked at Goku who was bleeding out of his mouth and cried at him. "Goku… don't die..."

"GOKU!" vegeta yelled to Goku as meatiors were exploding everywhere.

"You can't die Goku..."

"I-I love you…!"

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