"You can't die Goku..." Vegeta whispered at Goku.
"I-I love you…"
Goku opened his eyes to see Vegeta over his body like a guardian angle. Vegeta had warm arms, so it was like Goku was being held by his mom as a baby and this made him so happy. Vegeta flocked together with Goku like two swans together in a river of time.
"V-Vegeta..." Goku said his last word, "I love… I-I love y-you to"
The meatiors were destroying the planet and fire was happening everywhere. Vegeta held Goku's hand and slowly moved his face at Goku's face.
Vegeta and Goku's eyes were staring at each other as the flames engulfed the surrounding world. The biggest meatior was about to hit the school and kill everyone like dinosores, but they're love would live on forever.
The heat and sweat from Super Vegeta 2's body was collecting Goku's heat and sweat too. They neared each other's first.. And last… love embrace. Vegeta's lips spread and let Goku's lips suck on them for some reason.
Bulma was no longer licking Vegeta's King Dong because she was in a secret lab she made and saw a thing happen. "What is happening… These readings are off of the wazzoo charts!" Bulma then saw a big reactor she had and it was shaking and buzzing. "Whirr Beep Beep Beep Beep! SEX ENERGY TOO STRONG" it said and began to fumigate the air with blue glowing energy.
Everyones' shirts ripped off and Cell was laughing, but then he saw the sight of Goku and Vegeta to behold them smooching. "What! Goku is mine!" He said and made giant energy balls to attack them. He threw these at them to kill them from the balls that were made of energy by cell
The world around them was crumbling around them from death and explosions from Cell. It was Perfectly evil.
Vegeta powered off from Super Saiyan 2 and put all of his love power into kissing Goku's lips and Goku did this too. Their lips were moist and tingling as they had a gay kiss together. Vegeta slowly peeled his face off Goku
"Goodbye… V-Vegeta..." Goku bleeding smiled said and and Vegeta silently cried on Goku's head. "Goodbye… Goku..." Vegeta said and smiled at Goku too.
Then a Big Bang happened and it eclipsed everything.
The explosion cleared and everything was gone at High School.
Then there was a body... and it was Vegeta.
Vegeta's life flashed before his eyes and memories befell Vegeta's brain. He remembered all of the moments he had with Goku before they were gay together that made him this way. And too all of his friend moments with his friends. Vegeta's eyes actually opened now and he saw nothing. "Wh-Wh-Where am I? Vegeta said certainly"
Vegeta looked his head back and forth and saw Whiteness. There was nothing but just the basics and his presents in that world of void.
Suddenly said a voice: "Heeeehhhhh, I see it." a old namekian like Piccolo but older said to Vegeta and Vegeta sad what
"Your past… and your then future."
This old man's name was secret to Vegeta, but he was Kami. Kami patted Vegeta's shoulder and then a hand came down from the sky.
"G-God?" Vegeta said but the golden hand touched Vegeta's nose and sparkled and glittered and sparkled his soul
"GASP" Vegeta told and woke up across the finish line.
Vegeta gazed all a around and saw everyone. Vegeta was now the turtle of the race to the hair again.
"G-Guys! Y-Y-Y-Your alive!" Vegeta said and saw all of his friends still alive. Vegeta said this and everyone woke up too and saw Vegeta!
"VEGETA!" Everyone said and haha and oh yeah too. Piccolo had a cape on now and descended from the sky. Tien was there and said. "Good job heres a hall pass" Master Roshi, told vegeta things that were wise and congratulated him on beating it.
Everyone was dancing and clapping because vegeta saved the day like they knew he would all along. They all started singing and Vegetea stuck his tongue out like a panting dog and whipped it around to take in all of the fresh air because the monkeys and Cell made it gross before
But then what cut through the air like a fighter jet and made it all stinky like sweat again was Cell! "NO! TIME WAS RESTORED! Grrrr…. But I still have Meatiors! HAHAHAHA" Cell said now!... and the meatiors all started falling on the earth just like before!
Vegeta was backed in a corner now and enunciated "uhhhhh" and readied a fighting pose, but suddenly "Well take it from here :)" said Android 17; "#Me too!" perforated the voice of Android 18 into vegeta
Vegeta said "Androd 17…" then they both smirk at Cell and he said why and then they informed him, "We are"
"activateing Super Saiyan Mode…!" What? Everyone was surprised by this.
"Super What MODE?!" reacted Cell to this knowledge. "You are Adnoirds not Siayans!" he explained to them so they would know it.
The Androids that were twins also smirked and looked Cell and said, "AAAAAAAAHHH!" and there hair turned golden like Vegetas right now!
Cell was almost pooping from seeing this happen. In all his years, Cell had never seen Android 17 and 18 go Super Saiyan Mode. How did they do it?
Cell was a bioandroid and he saw this and wondered "H-how?! You are Saiyan's all along?!"
17 and 18 were not always Real Saiyans, but were Saiyans that were Androids instead. "We have Saiyan Programming with the Android one." Androids 17 explained to Cell back.
"Yes it is, and now you will be shown it Cell" stated 18 to aggree.
Vegeta had tears in his eyes like his proud dead father and nodded at the androids. Vegeta turned he's back at them and flew into the sky.
Androids said "Let's show it!" and flew at cell but appeared on his sides, Cell blocked both of them, but got clapped on the head instead by there kicks.
"Doooof!" cell said
17 made two fists and 18 made one 17 put his fists into Cell's stomach and 18 put her first into Cell's face. But Cell said it was a trap! Cell he used the proximity to exploit the androids by biting them, like 18's fist.
Vegeta was twirling in the sky and finally arrived at the top. There were all of the meatiors attacking in front of him.
"This is it. My one chance... to change everything!"
His hands clapped together again. Vegeta could see destiny in the speckles of meatior death above him. "My Final..." "FINAL" he said said and put his hands even further into each other
Vegeta's nipples became sweaty and limp from all of the heat that was coming from his hand energy. Vegeta's eyes locked onto every meatior like a Target gun finding barcodes. His brain was fast like a jet and a cheetah had a baby and gave it a baby jet sister to ride.
"FINAL" he stuttered again his move by saying. Everyone was tumbling in the wind and said "This is crazyness!" Piccolo let the wind blow him, but everyone else was flying around.
The 2 androids 17 and 18 both did a pose and said "This is our full power" and kept shooting Cell with big lazers "we have infinite energy!" said them.
Cell's muscles inflated and he snarled. "I am perfect and more energy then you!" to this, Cell aroused anger within his heart and dodged every laser until he punched 17 in the kidney.
Cell grabed super saiyan 18 and said "Your super saiyan powers are strong… but they are nothing!" and put her head in his mouth. 17 flew but stoped sand said "What are you doing this?" and he said "Watch me!" and bit down on 18's head and it blew up into tiny robot pieces
17 had a glitch from trauma and shut down out of super saiyan mode "oh no!" he said when cell appeared behind him and started punching his butt up and down up and down constantly.
Cell then slurped up 17 into his belly and too 18's dead body. "Like spagety!" Cell said and kept slaping his belly button so much that it scared everyone. They were all dogs before Cell's thunder tummy.
Vegeta did not even lose focus for one second even though he was sweating at cell for doing this. Goku was out cold like he chewed a poisoned apple and was a sleeping beauty, but Vegeta saw him and thought "This is for everone… and Goku…!"
Vegeta's intense Chinese martial arts eyes showed and he calmed himself.
His muscular arm muscles flexed and his hair spiked into a super saiyan 2 "FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!" Vegeta said and roared his gloves as they erupted the largest laser volcano known to the universe yet… and that was his most Epic Final Flash ever
Every single meatior was disintegrated by his mega beam and they burnt like waffles in a toaster for too long. Cell whipped his head a round like he heard a funny noise like a fart in class and wanted to see it.
"OHHHH NOOOOOO! MY EVIL PLAN!" Cell announced and threw his arms into the are to show he cared about being evil and was now mad.
"I will not lose… I am THE Perfect One !" Cell puffed out like a puffing fish would puff out and became fat. Android 18's head screwed back on and the androids fell out of his tummy because it had to make more room for fat. Nappa saw it all and flew to the rescue and evacuated 17 and 18 and also flirted with 18 because krillin was dead know but she did not know it like nappa did not know it either.
As nappa was super jumping away from the scene, he turned his head a round and remembered more spanish "No bueno… Vegeta… Anyone… Save us..."
"I AM GOING TO BLOW!" Cell said and his mouth got big when he said it. Vegeta's legs trembled before Cell as he turned his head from the mighty blast he unleashed into the cosmic chasms
Nappa landed by shallot and they held hands like men to show they were strong together even in death. Vegeta landed beside him and grabed Npapas hand.
Trunks crawled out of the infirmary and said "I am here… from the future… and now in the past… I stand with you, Dad..." Trunks lifted his poisoned hand to Vegeta and Vegeta smiled as he held trunks up. Gohan was there too, and now everyone was holding hands around Cell but Goku.
No one could not do one thing but punch cell but if they did that he would blow up.
Everyone's mouths fell out from screaming and they gasped with their hands on their jaws. "It may be all over..." Vegeta began to say "Everything we've built… everything we've become… everyone who's been and will be…!"
"But what we have now… amounts to more than any cosmic wish… I will wish upon a star that we meet again…" Trunks said to his dad as they held hands tighter.
Vegeta clenched his fist and said this: "Dang you rotten Cell… This is so retarted!" and enlarged his neck as he yelled this and spun his head.
"This is it vegeta… Goku! High School is out for good! HAHAHAHA" Cell told them and got even bigger
Everyone closed there eyes looked at each other and smiled, but started to begin to pee out of fear too.
"GRAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAGHH" a voice told cell and he looked at it "What?" spoke he
Everyone stoped holding hands like Simon said not to do it, but they were all surprised. Everyone had spinning heads that went at the scene of the crime. "B-" they all started to say it
A large man hand grabed Cell's head and slammed the large mouth into a monstrous peepee! "HOOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA" cackled this man and slung his head back from the elation of Cell's sex gurgling… and it was none other than Broly!
"B-Broly!" Caulifla told everyone as her shirt flew off from the pounding waves of brolly mashing cell's face into his penis. Goku's eyes blinked from the ground and saw green aura encompassing the surrounding area in flames. "T-Tar-rd m=mode… Bb-rolly..." Goku said and smiled.
Broly was foaming at the mouth and even bigger than nappa with green hair! "W-Who is this..." Paragus announced like a sportscaster. "M-My d-dead son…?!" he stammered and passed out.
The world was shaking as Broly was pounding Cell into his penis. Caulifla was making smart about all of this and said "Ohhhh I-I remember..." she said like a Smart Alex. Master Roshi saw this and her boobs and remembered too. "Someone left the door open to the Tard Room!" Caulifla said as Broly assaulted Cell sexually to save the world.
Monkey Ginyu's eyes were brutalized, but he was the one who did it to the door.
Broly let out a big roar and emitted seamen into Cell's face and it spurt out of his nose and oozed out of his eyelids too. Broly then lifted Cell up and punched him right in the tummy! "OOOOOOOOF" Cell gestured… But instead of blowing up, the seamen made all of the gunpowder in Cell too wet to explode, so he threw it all up and got skinny again.
"Broly… Broly is mad! WHY!" Veeta said in shocked and surprised. Bulma had more calculations and said "It was all of the sex energy that came from now where… or wait… could it the (sex energy) have been Boly mad about all of the noise from the sport's festival!?" Broly would normally scratch at the door when he wanted out, but instead, he could just run loose this time.
Vegeta slaped Bulma to make up her mind, "THINK OF IT!" Vegeta said and smirked and she did and it was the Broly one for the sex power.
Cell was getting slammed all over and head butt too broly then threw cell at the school and collected him with his angry arm from hitting him with it like a wrestler. Broly marched and dragged cell by the feet. "Heeeeelp meeeee" Cell told them as his head dug a mark in the floor. Everyone was still shy at this and cell was still screaming.
Broly scoffed at Cell upset and stopped to feel up Cell. "D-Down boy… Down!" Cell said as Broly grabed Cell's chest and pulled out his nipples "AAAAGHHHH" Cell said with pointing Nipples. Broly then slammed Cell on the floor and on the wall and then dragged him more. Broly started walking slowly, but then ran so fast!
Broly crashed through the wall in the tard room and threw Cell as far as he could and fired a mega laser out of his mouth at him when suddenly behind him Cabba shut the door tightly and moved a chair behind it to keep it from ever opening again.
Cappa was breathing, and it was a lot. "Huff huff huff" his cowardly self said as he held the door shut until all of the slaughter was no longer heard.
Vegeta was appalled, but yet satisfied. He quickly rushed to Goku and lifted his head from the ground. Goku was not in need of saving any more, for he was safe now. Vegeta shed a tear and went in for a kiss, but instead, Goku denied him of his rightful kiss for saving him?!
"G-Go-k…" Vegeta said, but Goku just looked at his eyes. Vegeta's eyes turned into rage spheres and began to scream. Goku was ungrateful and an ingrate for not replying to Vegeta's love kiss, but why would Vegeta be a gay lover and kiss that way? No one could know this at all but Vegeta and Goku. Everyone rushed at Vegeta to congratulate him, and Bulma said "That was amazing the day is saved! You are such a Hot and Straight Hero Boy Friend!" and winked at him for later and Vegeta blushed.
Paragus saw the Android 20 was dead and woke up from passed out. "W-We won… W-We-We Beat Android High School! WE GET MONEEEEY" Paragus said and shed rivers of happiness that were in the form of tears. Everyone said hip hip hooray and threw Vegeta so high and so far down over and over again. Vegeta touched a star when he was in the air and it gave him one high five "Hazah! Vegeta said boastfully"
Tarzan blissfully appeared to Vegeta and said "Proud you have made me. Great things will you do. This you must take" and handed Vegeta an ancient wall writing porn from retarted cavemen. "W-What is this?" Vegeta said, but Tarzan was gone and too was Master Roshi…
Cabba was still breathing, but then Vegeta looked at him. "You! Nerd" corrected Vegeta Cabba's name to Nerd. Cabba's head was like a tossed salad and he said "Y-Yessir!" and then suddenly Vegega patted his head. "Good Job Son."
Trunks smoldered when he knew that.
Vegeta said at him. Cabba was shocked and surprised to hear anything from Vegeta ever. "You were brave out there and not a coward baby like always!" Vegeta said and smiled for once.
Maybe Cabba could be cool one day maybe, except Nappa knew the truth for now. "You are dog water, Hermano! But Not Like Sell! JJajaja!"
Nappa Slaped Cabba's butt as a sign of acknowledgement before munching a burrito and farting loudly.
Cabba wanted to slap butts too, butt napa walked away. He was not cool enough for Nappa's rough and rowdy rear end.
Vegeta's rump truck was bouncing as he jiggled his way to the street. Everyone saw this and said "Wherea re you going?" and he said "To sleep… and see my dad..." Vegeta was a man.
Master roshi squealed onto the scene like an angery race car and said "You forgort something important!" Where was he? Where did he go before? You could not know it. He was here now.
"Huh?" Vegeta did a Broly voice at Roshi to scare him. Vegeta was confused, because he lost sight of the Straight Wonders.
Rosi unveiled a hot Bulma in skimpy clothing that was oh so sexy and appetizing to all straight men.
"WOWIE!" Vegeta pretend said and Master's sunglasses glazed at him. "Ehhhehehehe" Master Said
Trunks slowly trudged into view with Gohan in his arms.
Trunks fell onto his knees and said "Our… Our live's mission is done…" GOhan looked at the sky which parted for their divine quest.
"W-Where do we go..." Gohan said. Trunks just looked.
Goku slowly stood up and swayed his arms to gain momentum to stay centered in the middle of his body. Then those arms went at Trunks and Gohan and appeared on there shoulders.
"H-Hey… Sons..." Goku said and trembled from his body.
Trunks looked at Goku and said "I know, Gohan" and smiled graciously.
Then they all looked at the sky and said "Hoorah!" and lifted there fists at the sky.
Vegeta turned back and looked at them as he patted his shoulder and walked out of view. "Humph. It is finished cell. Cell is died for good."
Vegeta's teeth peered out from his lips as he began to smirk.
"High School… is really tricky!"
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