The school bell rung and music played as vegeta kicked the door open and hooped through the halls. "Ah! The Smell of High School!" Vegeta said and smirked at the lady
Everyone waved at Vegeta as they were all happy because they won the sport's festival the day before! Vegeta did a cart wheel at them and landed on his skateboard through the halls.
He was on top of a locker and shredding the iron so fast from his wheels and Mr. Teacherpants came out of the break room and said "VEGETAAAAA!" who smirked back at him and say he just did not care.
Vegeta did a flip trick over Android 17's head and they high fived to show friendship. Android 17 was the new kid in town with all of the Androids in High school because Android High School did not have any money ever again after losing.
Vegeta swung by Bulma Really quickly and threw her on his back as he skated; when he arrived at his Friend Nappa, he skid the board to a stop and grabed bulmas hand before she died into a wall.
Nappa made contact with Vegeta's eyes and shared a sharp, cold, visual embrace. Intensity was thick in the air, until Nappa said "Hahaha! Vegeta your a bad axe like always!"
Vegeta told Nappa it was Monday, so they had to go to class! "I am too Sported out for class" Vegeta Nappa Said
Vegeta could feel Napa's energy levels on the floor, so he told him this "…" and looked at him.
"Fine… it is your funerel. your grades" and smiled and laughed with Bulma as he walked away to class.
Nappa clambered and twitched out of fear of expelling, so he then said "Vegeta Wait! I need help with my grades! And not Math Class!"
Nappa chased Vegeta like he was going in for a killer blow in Boxing and found an opening in Mike Tison. Vegeta slowly turned his head to Nappa and said "I don't know it…" and smiled to say "I am going to smoke cigarets in the bathroom with my genius Girl Friend! HAHAHA"
Napa's pants dropped and he fell to his knees. "V-Vegeta… your so bad… but… nooooo!"
Vegeta did not sleep that night and said "there is no rest for the wicked!" Vegeta was sick.
Nappa clasped his hands together and came to Vegeta. "Vegeta… please… I cannot a fail Math a class again?"
Vegeta articulated the situation and came up with a smart plan to fix Nappa Problems. "Hmmm. Nappa I am busy go study with a smart kid like Frieza… ow wait! Hes dead! Hahaha I am just Joshing you Napa I cannot help you but there are Cabba and others who can. To be honest nappa, I just have Bulma do my work hmph!" Vegeta was to smart to do the work, so he delegated others to do it
However… Nappa did not have Vegeta's IQs and instead has his own…
Nappa panicked and shot sweat all across the hallways and kids slipped and got knocked out forever and taken to the hospital.
Nappa ravaged down the hallways seeking a tutor, but instead found Busy Bodies in class. "what will I do" Nappa said
but his head creeped around the corner and discovered one man… "Nappa." The man said omnivorously
Nappa confusingly glanced at this Man… who was Piccolo! Nappa scoffed violently
Piccolo came forward and smugly presented a copy of his Math Homework. "20 Bucks." Piccolo said like a thug.
Nappa however said "Hah! You failed because your green… you little Yoda witch!" but he swore at him.
"Hmmm. I see, you big dummy." Piccolo said racistly.
Suddenly, Piccolo retracted his homework and said "oh well, I guess I'll just provide my services to Cabba instead…" and Nappa parted his lips and his eyes slid toward piccolo
Nappa said what because Cabba was a smart kid… but Piccolo was smarter if he made Cabba's homework
The androids could print homework like money, but they were all in the computer room helping Paragus instead of Nappa
Nappa could not dare to communicate lovingfully with a Green Man because they were not White, so he said "Bug!" Nappa thought he said a clever thing, but Piccolo instead of insulted, twisted his hat backwards and crossed his arms at the same time.
Nappa got mad because piccolo was not mad and called for backup. "Shalot! Make this Green Guy give me his homework!" And shallot said a mean thing too to get the homework, but Piccolo was the bigger Green Man and just walked away
Nappa thought he was cool, so he went to class like always with no homework or pencils
Caulifla was there and said "where is goku" in class and the other girls gossiped to say "Goku Is hear, but I hear he's in the bath room" when suddenly Paragus came in slowly and covered in smoke from drugs
Caulifla was in lala land, but she would soon wake up metaphorically
"Ah. Class. We won High School Sports… but the principal is… Principle K. Vegeta is Dead…" Paragus said.
They all started to cry and pout, but even though Nappa had feelings for them, he observed there emotions and said "But Mister, we still have high school! If he dead, then pass us all!"
And Paragus got sad, but then lit up another cigar and said "no" and failed Nappa for not having homework! Piccolo laid his paper in the tray and made a money sign with his hand at Nappa
Nappa heard a Metal Music guitar and got mad like the strings were the waves of his brain
"Gerrrrraaaahhhh! Nappa Yelled! You Cheated! Paragus he cheated!" Nappa yelled again and provided evidence that Namekians did not know how to do math or science because of there genes
Nappa found himself a genius right now, but he found out that Jesus did not actually make them dumb like he thought the hard way when Piccolo graded the paper for Paragus because he was just that smart
"Wow piccolo your so smart" Paragus said to prove it
Nappa growled and charged out of class.
"I've got a bone to pick with these little fools"
"Grading my papers like i dont have the tools"
"HUH! Sick of this economy"
"Making a monopoly for smart kids"
"And not for me when i break sticks!"
Nappa played some drums hard and anger like
"Piccolo he thinks that he's better then me"
"Well just wait Ill make him see"
"I'll get my papers big and make those fat stacks"
"Prove him wrong and buy me some snacks!"
"My grades are in the gutter but I can't afford another"
"Test grade book on my back"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH"
Nappa sang his anger out this way and kicked the soda machine to get a root bear. He started to drink it, but Shallot came and took it from him and joke "Jynx you owe me a soda! Haha" and Nappa laughed
They were shooting the shirt together when abruptly, Shallot displayed his test which was a 80% which was better then nappa and he said "how did you do it" to Shallot
Shallot informed Nappa of a secret Library on the other side of the school… which was the Middle School…
Nappa dreaded the idea of Middle School and remembered it, his face darkened and he saw the hallway that led to it. Nappa was just about to, laugh it off, and hustle Cabba for homework, when suddenly, he had, a revelation...
He trundled away from Shallot and began to sing the national anthem to show that he was determined.
Other kids who were in Middle School were in class, so Nappa would be ok he thought to walk the halls… but suddenly! The bell went off because nappa did not know what time it was.
Nappa was in the Middle of the halls and was swarmed by Middle Schoolers like he was wood surrounded by termites and they started to chew on his arms! "AHHHH MY MUSCLES!" nappa said and threw them off of him.
One pinched his cheeks and another swung on his mustache "Oh no! I am under siege!" Nappa said scholarly.
Nappa punched them off of him, but got devoured by more who found his high school status fascinating. Nappa's vision faded, but at the end of the hall way, he saw the sacred library.
"I can't fall here..." Nappa said as he saw Piccolo in his head. Anger fueled Nappa as he slowly stood up covered in children. "I'll take an honest stand… I won't lose!" Nappa said and roared.
Nappa's foot touched the ground in front of him and the kids said "what" as he passionately ripped his arms from their grasp and flexed "AAAAAAHHHHHH"
Smoke cleared from his muscle explosion as Nappa stood there in his underwear.
"It it great that I am buff because it is convenient for fighting kids!" Nappa said and laugh like a jock
Nappa began to run fast like in football and broke through the door. "Make me smart!" Napa said as the librarian turned around to see he was not in middle school. "Ah. I see, you have come far…" the library said.
Mystically the libnraran turned around at Nappa and said "Very well, Nappa" and moved her fingers at him. "W-What is happening to me!" Nappa said and saw that it was Fortune Teller Baba all along!
"You wish to become smart… this is where it comes from!" Fortune Teller said and showed him books and then said but then a magic ding dong bell hit her in the face and she scoweled, "But you are in possession of a grave problem. You,,, are a jock!"
And all of the magic fell off nappa suddenly and he got soooo mad at Fortune Teller. "How do i become a smart jock?" Nappa questioned inquisitively to Fortune Teller.
Fortune Teller turned her ball on Nappa to show she did not know how. But Nappa did all along. "I will read instead… I'll show you how I become smart and musculature!"nappa did not understand how the world worked so he thought it.
Baba, who was the Fortune Teller and librarain, saw that Napa had fire in he's eyes that burned with anger toward Piccolo, who did not help him with homework. "Very well… we will try to make you smart! Start Reading With This BooK!" she said and gave him one he could understand.
Nappa sat down and began to study a porn book, when suddenly, a small, nerdy, orange backpack middle, school girl came to him and said… "H-Hey… you must be nappa..." and he turned his spooky head at her and grinned.
"What of it, Girly?" nappa said attractively.
When he did say this, the girl was trying to see his porn and read it. Assertively, Napa pulled it away like a mean parent and said "you are to young for it and dumb from being a middle schooler! Who is you anyways!?"
The girl said said "my name is pan…" she lookes side to side like a drug dealer before making a trade and then whispers into Nappa saiying, "I know Cell cheated in football."
Nappa's heart filled with glee as he then smiled at her and said "Hahaha! Thanks you… I needed to hear that." Nappa blushed and the girl placed her hand on Napa's hand and looked at the hand and said "I can help you with your homework" and napa got smiled and told her "But you are a Middle School"
But then pan sat down and did all of nappa's homework so fast that she was the burter of homework in high school. Pan may have been small in her body for being a kid, but her brain was as big as a orangatang. "Wow!" Nappa told her, so she did even more.
The pencil drew letters on the paper like a Spongebob, but it made math answers instead of Doodlebob. Pan looked up like a cute little girl would look and then she said "All done!"
Nappa's eyes wiggled as he tried to understand how and gave her 10 bucks instead of 20 because piccolo was a cheapskater. "Your actually so smart what!? Haha i dont care! I have my homework done! Good work kid!" and Nappa said and then was would let her e read porn with him like a cool dad.
Pan's innocent child eyes lit up from seeing all the sexy ladys and porn and she blushed a lot too. She had never seen porn and sex before now.
Laughing like a dad, Nappa smirked and declared, "This is the latest issue! Wowowow! Look at that butt and boobs!" Nappa's fingers turned the page to the next one and there were more boobs on it. Pan saw those too and penises and wooha so much sex was there.
On the next page that Napa turned over like a new leaf was so many naked ladys that were touching all of their holes and Nappa said "THIS IS BONKERS! Look at those boobies!" and Pan's little girl body started to feel queezy from sweating out her brain juices
"T-Turn the p-page napa..." Pan said and breathed heavily like a fat guy after climbing a stair. Nappa laughed and continued to get erected to it, but pan started to have tears and Nappa said scuffled sadly.
Nap looked and turned the page, but his fingers were sweaty from getting sexy with the paper and accidentally ripped out all of the other pages! "Oh wow there is only girl sex!" Nappa pretend said but grew a big meaty secret deep below.
Pan saw the page and it had two girls who were having hot and rowdy sex with each other. She did not know it, but she was salivating at it when she seen them grabing each others vaginas like door handles on a fridge. Then… she noticed something…
Like the elephant in the room, Nappa's big bad badger kept growing like weed. Nappa's erection was reaching it's logical conclusion.
"I caramba!" said Nappa and he whipped out his leek like Vegeta did before, but it was his penis instead. Pan marveled at its girthy size, but not nearly as much as other girls from Middle School for some reason.
The muscular Saiyan glared confidently at Pan before jizzing a cross the room into a trash can. "Ahhh… Nothin's better than watching and seeing sexy girl sex!" he explained.
The tiny girl with the backpack that Pan was was all sorts of horney now, and could not know why looking at hot girls made her think that. She turnt at Napa and noted his wild river of seed. "H-how can I d-do that…" she stumbled vocally, and said than, "I want to do that to!" and was blushing all over, but especially on her face and private parts, but Nappa did not know of the last part.
Nappa laughed loudly and said "Jajaja! I will have to show you another time!" And started to trot away, when pan was accidentally on his leg! Nappa did not actually see this until he was all the way in High School and said "Vegeta! I did all of my homework he said to Vegeta in the bathroom where Vegeta was smoking cigarets and he said" wow nappa, good job.
Vegeta was elated at Nappa for finally being smart until… deep down, Vegeta realized on Nappa's leg, a Middle Schooler! "Watch out Nappa! There is a child a foot!" Nappa panicked like he just burnt down the high school with Goku inside and said "Where!" and vegeta told him and then Nappa saw her.
"W-What are y-you…!" Nappa grrred at her, but she looked up and said something sad
Vegeta heard this and said "Nappa..."
Nappa started to cry at her slowly out of his eyes when she suddenly said
"I've… I've never had any real friends before… pelase… let me be a high schooler!"
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