Vegeta was walking. Vegeta was stepping on the tiles toward his goal because he was a goal oriented man. Vegeta when he was walking took a step toward his destiny to sell drugs. "Hey you!" Vegeta asked a baby.
"Goo goo ga ga" the baby said and Vegeta sneered to smirk at him and put a cigaret in his mouth and said, "there's more than that one, kid."
The baby hooped and hollered from crying until it sucked on the cigart and got addicted to drugs. Vegeta would put drugs in their brains for later.
Vegeta's shades glinted, as he knew to put drugs in there brains while young to breed life-long customers.
Shallot saw a nerd on the floor picking up books sadly from being bullied, so he said, "Wow, you need drugs" and gave him weed cigarets to smoke on. The nerd gave him $1000 dollars for weed and shallot put it in his bank account.
Vegeta and Shallot ambiluted to their next targets… however… Goku was looming in the shadows waiting for a time to sabotage their evil plans by stealing the drugs from them.
"I will steal the drugs" Goku said and took the drugs from everyone who was getting high from the drugs. Goku was a Grinch of the Street. "Give me my drugs back" one of them said, but Goku let his hair go super saiyan to show he was better then them and they did not need drugs to be cool.
Goku was a true hero of High School for beating addiction, but goku's pockets were sectrelty becoming bigger with drugs in it to use plenty of later because he was sad.
Napa looked to Goku for inspiration, but also to talk and said, "How will we get Master Roshi from this drugs?"
Goku drifted into Nappa with knowledge. "Drugs are bad, and we are cleaning these streets!" Spoke Goku, and it was ture, but Nappa still was not knowing Goku's real plan.
Vegeta, however, had to be more bad than he was before in High School, so he would continue selling to everyone. Shallot pointed Vegeta in the direction to sell to more people, but they were not addicted to drugs yet. Vegeta would change that.
"You should try these drugs! Humph!" he said. Vegeta was the coolest man of High School, and was showing drugs to people. Everyone wanted to be like Vegeta, so they were going to take his drugs to get addicted forever.
Goku's eyeballs tightened up and his teeth fell apart when he saw that. "Vegeta…!" he reched out his hands at Vegeta and also uses his Ki to steal the drugs.
"G-Goku!" Vegeta turned a round like a table and his eyes were angry eyes. Nappa stumbled out from one trash can where he was. Nappa was going to say something like "Drugs are Evil Vegeta! Stop seling them!" but his instincts knew him to behave to Vegeta. "Oh no, Goku, the jug is up, we got caught now let's give the drugs back to vegeta haha!" Spoke Nappa to he.
Nappa began to shamble and shutter toward Vegeta and Shallot gallantly and afraid, when suddenly Vegeta's hand shot a laser at Nappa's foot. "Youch! What the heck Vegeta!" Nappa said wondering if he was wrong.
"This is no game, Nappa. Those drugs were sold fair and square." Vegeta's face darkened. "Both of you have crossed me… I- I can't believe you would do this…!" Vegeta said said.
Nappa was surprised that Vegeta was angry at him for real. "I am so afraid now… Vegta's gona kill me! Maybe I should sell drugs with him! Haha we are friends!" Nappa thought, but now he was wrong.
Shallot now spoke and when Super Saiyan, "We are Super Saiyan's, don't forget it. Try to stop us and we will kill you." Vegeta was also a Super Saiyan now, and Nappa was not.
Nappa was about to pee and fart from fear, but now things would get worse.
Goku leaped out like Frogger to cross the road, but instead was crossing Vegeta's wrath. "I am too a Super Saiyan, said Goku" and went Super Saiyan to prove it.
The buff Saiyan read the situation even though he could not read other things and got an scared face. "Goku… We canot stop the drug trade, because I am not a Super Saiyan…" said Nappa and was scared.
Suddenly, Pan was out now and said "Stop selling drugs! I just wanna be in Saiyan High School!"
Vegeta's heart was drenched in anger and he made a gun out of Ki and put it in Pans way to about to kill her. "Ahh!" said Pan.
Now Nappa had a strange feeling… His instincts came on to protect Pan and it was almost like she was his daughter or something, and he growled and roared and got mad! Nappa's muscles flexed and now his whole shirt was off.
"AAAAAHH!" yelled nappa primitively. Nappa knew it was foolish, and was not a Super Saiyan, but he ran at Vegeta to punch and maybe bite him. Vegeta was startled because Napa would never fight him, but was.
"What." and then Shallot blocked it. "I am a Super Saiyan," said Shallot, and did not even joke this time.
"Grr Shallot RAAAAH!" Yelled Nappa and grabbed Shalot like in foot ball or wrestling.
Nappa took Shallot's head and put it to his butt and Shallot went "What oh no!" and braced for death from Napa's butt, butt! suddenly… nothing happened?
"Why can't I fart!" Nappa cried out to inform the world. "I Carumba!"
"It is weird that Napp did not fart me to death, but now I will win!" thought Shallot as a Super Saiyan and bopped that booty away from him with a punch.
"Ahhhh!" said nappa in defeat.
Shallot said, "Now you will die Nappa for fighting our drugs!" but then he got bit! "Ow" Shallot said. Then he looked and it was Pan.
"It is like he is you're dad, but he is just bad!" said Shallot to be funny, but also true in an evil way and then kicked Pan away for Goku to catch but it was Vegeta instead.
"Hah, now I will tarnish this Middle Schooler with my gun!" Vegeta proclared to Goku and Nappa and Shallot and Pan. Vegeta smirked and gloated but was not ready for one thing…
"Oof my balls!" vegtea said and looked and Goku was there punching his balls!
"Dont kill that child… or she will be like KRILLING!" And Goku got real mad. Shallot tried to stop him but was not strong enough and Nappa was in the way.
Goku unziped Vegeta's pants and underwear and saw his penis. "Ooh lala!" he almost thought, but was mad about Krillin more. Goku made his hands like paddels and slaped Vegeta's balls back and forth with Super Saiyan Strength.
"Wooaahh!" Vegeta yelled painfully and dropped threw Pan onto the ground.
Pan almost saw Vegeta's penis now, but Goku was there instead. "NO MORE DRUGS!" said Goku and kept attacking Vegeta's balls, but then they got harder and harder. "What?!" announced Goku.
Goku looked up and saw Vegeta smirking. "I am thinking about sex!" he declared. Now his balls were like jawbreakers for Goku's fists. "You almost did have me, but now I have you!" he said, and then he punched Goku into the ground.
"Ow," said Goku. Goku, on the ground, was about to have things come out. "K=Krillin…" "K-Krillin!" he said then he started saying it louder! "KRILLIN KRILLIN KRILLIN KRILLIN KRILLIN KRILLIN" he said and erupted into a yellow fury of anger.
"Whaaaa!" Vegeta said as Goku rose from the ground and descended onto his Vegeta's face. "This punch will big time hurt!" Goku screamed and punched Vegeta's face in so hard that his face appeared on the back of his head. "Youch" Vegeta said as he fainted.
"KRILLIN!" Goku shouted out loud and shattered every plate in the room. Finally Goku stoped being angry and yelling for one second to see that… There was ahand!
"Haha!" Vegeta said grabing Goku's feet and swirling them around in circles. "You fell for my tricks now here are my treats" He expertly proclaimed and began pushing drugs into Goku's face.
Goku got so high that his hair started to look so many colors to him "I am blue…" Goku said to his hand. "AAND NOW YOU ARE BLACK!" Vegeta said to punch his eyes.
GOku and Vegeta were scuffling so hard, but Goku was now high so he could not do it back. "PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA" Vegeta said punching Goku's lights on and off. "FRICK YOU GOKU!" Vegeta kept punching.
"Gasp" Goku said gasping for air. "PA PA PAP APAP PA PA" Vegeta said again as he punched Goku more. Blood began to spiral out from Goku's oral cavity as Vegeta gallantly assaulted his chest with more punches. "WHY" Vegeta said again as he planted his fist into Goku's gentals. "WHY!" Vegeta cried again but not about drugs this time.
"YOU ARE RUINING ME!" Vegeta said. Nappa took one and two steps back as he realized the drugs were just the gateway to more problems under them. Vegeta's fists got so fast that they began to destroy Goku's penis and ribcage. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Vegeta lifted his arms up for one last gorilla attack when suddenly a sword appeared with a hand attached to it that grabbed his wrist.
"Huh?" Vegeta whipped his head a round to see with blood in his white teeth.
"What the frick!" Vegeta yelped at the one to stop him. "I will kill you t-" but he stoped. It was Trunks.
"Dad… You are kiling Goku…" Trunks said. Vegeta took one step away from the goku mess and realized what he did. "G-" but shallot just stared at him and realized that drugs are bad.
Napa even did not fart. Goku's teeth were all over the floor and his penis was side ways because of the punches. Vegeta's eyes got bigger with tears pushing them outward. "I-" he tried to say again, but Goku gave him the same look he did after they kissed, but instead of angry, Vegeta felt scared and sad of himself… and his demons…
Vegeta took out one more weed and would of smoked it hard, but did not since he now knew about the evils of drugs. The air around his mouth left as he exhaled. "I'm leaving." Vegeta said and turned his back. His friends all looked at him and the news was recording him doing all of this. No one understood the love of vegeta.
Even Tarzan was disappointed now in him, but he understood it all.
As Vegeta walked out of the door to high school, he dropped his bank account all over the floor for all of the high schoolers to rush to and buy cars and houses with. But Piccolo needed it more so he took it all.
"I'm going to kill myself" Vegeta said, but before he could do one thing like kill himself. "EH! What is this!" Master Roshi said as he cradled Goku in his arms.
"He- COUGH- heh… Goku said as seamen drizzled from his crooked penis onto the tiled floor, flooding the cracks of the marble with white, sticky fluid""m-mas-" Goku said but instead past out.
"I see…" Master Roshi said, "You convinced me you were masterbaited to gay things by having Vegeta beat up your penis until it shot out seamen…" Goku really was a genus, and that would now be seen by Master Roshi too.
Vegeta's head was facing backwards at them, but he turned it away one last time, but instead of red like they were from anger before, they were now crying again.
Blood dripped from the fists of Vegeta. His hands were covered in Goku's gore with a single white streak of Seamen canvassed across his forearm.
"Goodbye… Friends…" Vegeta said as he disapeared into the mist of the outside modern world. "I hate this world…" vegeta muttered under his breathe.
Trunks saw it all happen and did not know what to do anymore. Now that vegeta was gone and maybe evil, High School could not continue.
Bulma was there and was disappointed also in Vegeta, and could not even girl maserbate to him. "It is a cruel world, that Vegeta would do this…" Gohan say to them all.
High School is the true evil…
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