A/N: Some have said that the outfit was a bit much. However, I chose something revealing because the Deep Sea King, who will be in this as the Deep Sea Queen, wore nothing but a speedo, cape, and crown. Now, next chapter.


After the little incident with the Subterranean Queen swearing loyalty, the two monsters and hero for fun took a little time to figure out how to make this work.

For starters, Saitama simply gave one simple order to his new servant, besides the fact to not call him Master. That order? The neither she nor her people attack humans for any reason whatsoever.

The second was that the two monsters settled into another room in the apartments. Good and bad news about this arrangement. Bad news? Sub-Queen broke the door open with her strength. Good news? Who cared when humans didn't live here to break in and such?

Which now brings us to the present.

The Subterranean Queen sighed in boredom as she laid down in the empty apartment she and Vaccine Girl had settled into, which was right below Saitama's apartment. Seeing as neither monster had anything, the room was bare of practically everything.

"Bored?" Vaccine Girl asked from where she sat against the wall.

"Unbearably." she moaned as she sat up. "Now that I serve Mas-er, Saitama, I don't have anything to do."

"Same here. Well, except for serving him." Vaccine Girl nodded. "I'm only here because I need time to get my strength back. Once I'm 100%, I'm gone."

"Oh yeah. You said you got beaten by a bunch of little k-"

CHOMP!

"YEOWCH!" Sub-Queen roared in pain as Vaccine Girl bit down on her arm, her sharp teeth digging into her flesh! "GET OFF OF ME, YOU LITTLE PURPLE BRAT!" she wailed as she flailed her arm in an attempt to dislodge the diminutive monster.

"I t'ld you n'ver to mention dat!" Vaccine Girl growled, her jaw refusing to let up as she now began to beat her tiny fists and legs against the larger woman.

"If you don't let go, I'm gonna finish what Saitama started and knock the rest of you to-"

WHAM!

"-pieces?" she finished in a calmer tone, both hers and Vaccine Girl's eyes looking around in confusion. "What was that?"

WHAM! WHAM!...WHAM!

"What was that?" Vaccine Girl asked, having finally let go of Sub-Queen. The strange sound was soon followed by an endless series of what sounded like a massive fight coming from...above?

"Is he fighting someone?" asked the larger monster. Vaccine Girl was about to open the glass door to shout up at Saitama, only to pause when she spotted a black cloud moving in the distance, followed by an announement blaring throughout the area.

"ATTENTION! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! THREAT LEVEL: DEMON! ALL CITIZENS, PLEASE REMAIN INDOORS! I REPEAT-"

"What...was...that?!" both monsters asked in shock.

-Somewhere in City-Z-

The streets were completely barren than usual due to the warning.

SMASH!

Correction: They were semi-barren due to one individual carrying a large sack behind him with one hand and a crowbar in the other.

"Haha! They're all empty because of that warning!" laughed the thief. "Like anyone's gonna die because of a mosquito bite." The punk looked down at his massive bag of loot, a grin on his face. "So what if I lose a little blood? It's worth it if I can get all this." He nearly fell over when something flew past him, blowing his beanie off his head in the process. "Was that the wind?"

He wouldn't have time to wish that it was the wind.

His eyes were glued to the sky, so he didn't even notice until he felt something crawling on his skin that something was wrong.

"What the?!" he cried out before his entire body was covered in what had to be hundreds, if not thousands, of mosquitoes. Very thirsty mosquitoes.

"AAAAHAHHAaaah...ahh..gghh." the thief coughed up before the mosquitoes flew off, leaving nothing but a shriveled corpse behind. The mosquitoes then flew into high into the air and began encircling a figure.

"Mmmm! Ooooh!" the figure moaned before the mosquitoes dispersed, revealing a voluptuous half human, half mosquito woman flying above them.

"Come on guys. That wasn't nearly enough to satisfy my needs." she whined. "Now, go get some more." she commanded before she blinked, sensing something nearby.

"Target acquired!"

Her inhuman speed and reflexes allowed her to safely maneuver around the fireball meant to destroy her. She glared down at the one that would be foolish enough to attack her.

"I see now." began the cyborg standing below her on the ground. "You have the mosquitoes suck the blood out of their victims, and then take it all for yourself. You must be controlling each one via some sort of telepathy. So if I were to get rid of you, their leader, then the swarm should disperse." he finished, his cybernetic eyes locked firmly on her hovering form. The monster merely let out a chuckle as she leered down at him with a smile.

"Our next meal is here. Go drain that fool dry." she ordered. She watched as the cyborg was eveloped in a ball of swirling darkness. Her smile dropped when said ball erupted into flames, killing off every mosquito within it's range, shocking her greatly.

"I will eliminate you." the cyborg stated, the same flame used to destroy the mosquitoes gathering in the palm he was now aiming at her. "Stay right where you are." Mosquito Girl was broken from her shock by his words and giggled at his statement.

"You think you can eliminate me?" she asked before gaining a psychotic smile. "THEN GO ON AND TRY!"


CLAP!

"There! I got you!" Saitama growled, his clapped hands smoking. There was silence for a moment, then...

Then a single mosquito flew out from between his palms before flying away.

"Mosquito!" he bit out through his grinding teeth, tic marks all over his bald head. Something seemed to snap in the hero as he rushed to his kitchen, whipped out a can of bug spray, and practically leapt out the window, screaming at the top of his lungs, "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"

"I'm scared!" Vaccine Girl whimpered from where she and the Subterranean Queen were plastering against the back wall. They had come up to see who or what Saitama was fighting, but found themselves too afraid when they saw the not-so-calm look in his eyes.

"Join the club." Sub-Queen squeeked out.


The cyborg and Mosquito Girl were locked in an intense air battle, both sides trying to eradicate the other. Strike after strike, block after block, neither were making any headway for the first half of the battle.

"Incinerate!" the cyborg called out, his arm raised and firing multiple fireballs at the monster, who used her superior speed to weave around each shot. She also used that same speed to close the distance between the two before rushing past him, taking his arm clean off with the horn on her forehead.

"Maybe I'll take a leg next time?" she cooed before grunting in shock and pain as she noticed something wrong with her legs. Mainly the fact that they weren't there anymore. "What happened to my legs?!" Her answer came when she noticed the cyborg use his remaining arm to toss her legs aside. Sensing that continuing the fight would end in his favor, she opted to retreat.

"Futile." the cyborg stated as he shot another blast at her, which was blocked by another swarm of mosquitoes. "You cannot escape from me." he said as he began following her on foot.

"What is that guy?!" she growled in frustration. "He'll get me if I'm not careful." She then licked her lips as she began summoning every mosquito under her control to her. "The town may be empty, but there are plenty of animals in the surrounding area." She could hear the army of little bloodsuckers approaching, her body quivering in anticipation. "That's right! Come little ones! Empty all of the delicious juices you carry into ME!" she cried out as the swarm engulfed her being. The cyborg arrived in time to see an increasing ball of mosquitoes form in the skies above.

'So many mosquitoes. If she has been collecting this much blood, then it may not be a simple food source.' he thought as he readied an attack. 'I should destroy them all before it's too late.'

"GET BACK HERE!"

He stopped his attack and looked up to see Saitama running towards him, a can of bug spray being used to try and kill a single mosquito.

"YOU AND I AREN'T DONE YET YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

'Who's this idiot?' the cyborg thought as Saitama began spitting in disgust.

"IT'S IN MY MOUTH!" he said with a grimace before wiping his mouth. "Nasty little-huh?" he stopped his rant when he noticed the swarm in the sky. "What's that? Are those...mosquitoes?!" he yelped. One mosquito was bad enough, but that many was too much.

"You there!" Saitama turned to see the cyborg address him. "Evacuate. That swarm is conscious! If it senses you, it will attack!"

"...Seriously?" Saitama asked, his face turning a little blue at the thought. "That's pretty bad. We should get...oh." he began before seeing the swarm descend upon them with enough force to shake and topple the surrounding buildings. The whole city would've been covered in mosquitoes, had the cyborg not incinerated every single mosquito present with a massive blast.

"Because she could speak, I thought she had human level intelligence. But it would seem that she was just a bug." he said as he looked around at the area. "Bringing the mosquitoes together made for one easy-to-burn swarm. Before our fight, I scanned the area and made sure that no living beings were within 500 meters, allowing me to fire at will." he explained aloud before his eyes widened in horror. "Wait a second! That guy was-"

"Man. You saved me. Thanks for that." said Saitama, gaining the cyborg's attention. He was okay, but his clothes had been completely incinerated. Saitama smiled as he continued. "You could say you totally made the bugs 'bug outta here'. Budum toosh." he added at the end, leaving the cyborg to gape at him. His smile dropped as he continued. "Oh, see. That was a joke I was making about the bugs."

"AHAHAHAHA!" came a laugh from above. Both of them turned to see Mosquito Girl hovering above them, her looks completely different. Her skin had gone from black and white to red and pink. Her legs had regenerated. And her body had grown. Mostly, or rather all, in the chest and buttocks.

"You idiots!" she called down to them, a smirk on her lips. "I no longer need my tiny little helpers. I mean..." she stopped before grinning like a mad woman and slashed at a nearby building, the air current created having enough force to reduce the building to rubble. "JUST LOOK HOW STRONG I'VE BECOME!" She then turned her mad look down at the cyborg before blurring out of sight. Next thing he knew, he was nearly shredding in hafl from the waist down. He turned to throw a punch, but only found himself thrown into the air, where he soon became the victim of a merciless onslaught. "CAN'T YOUR MACHO PUNCHES DEFEAT A LITTLE MOSQUITO?!" she laughed as she ripped more and more of his metalic body to pieces. "What a weakling."

'I understand now.' the cyborg thought as he stared at where she was reclining in the air, as if relaxing and not in a battle. 'The more blood she consumes, the stronger she gets.'

"I think I'll have YOUR HEAD NEXT!" she screamed as she rushed at him, her clawed fingers ready to finish him off.

'I let my guard down. I have no chance of winning. All I can do...is self-destruct.' he thought as a bright blue light began to build up in his exposed torso. 'Forgive me...Doctor.'

Mosquito Girl was mere inches from ended the cyborg...

SLAP!

Before waking up much later in a crater. She felt dizzy, disoriented, and very weak.

'What...hit me?' she thought as she struggled to get her body to listen to her.

'I remember fighting that cyborg...I was about to turn him into scrap metal...but then-'

Her eyes shot open as images of a hand coming out of nowhere slapping her in the face came to her mind.

"What...what was that?" she groaned as she sat up. Her body was back to it's original black and white color, but thinner everywhere. A trench of blood and destruction was leading away from her, indicating the direction she had been flung from. "It wasn't that cyborg's hand. But if not his, then...wait. There was someone else there." She closed her eyes and concentrated on the image in her mind before it all came together. "That second guy must've attack me! But how?! With all the power I had, no human should've been able to surpass me!"

"And yet, they did."

"Huh?" she got out before a shadow loomed over her. She looked up to see who it was before feeling whatever blood that was still left in her body drain from her face.

"Y-You're..." she stuttered, too afraid to continue as other figures joined the tallest one.

"If you lost to a human, and especially if you were hopped up on blood, then you serve no purpose in the Doctor's plans to eradicate the humans." snarled the figure, their clawed hand raised to finish her off. Mosquito Girl flinched as the hand came down...

[Hold it!]

Before being stopped by the second largest figure there stepping in the way.

"Why are you stopping me, Armored Gorilla?!"

[If we kill her and the Doctor finds out later, he may be displeased. Any data she may have, no matter how little, may be of use to the Doctor. Also, it is up to him to decide what to do with us.] the cyborg gorilla explained in a robotic monotone voice.

The largest figure loosened an animalistic growl before bringing their hand back.

"Fine." she snorted before turning to two of the smaller ones. "Carry her."

"Uh, yes!" they nodded before grabbing Mosquito Girl and carrying her with them as they walked.

"W-Wait. This isn't the way to the Doctor's lab." Mostquito Girl said in confusion.

"We need to pick something up first." said a praying mantis mutant.

[It is not a 'what'. It is a 'who'.] Armored Gorilla corrected.

"Okay. Who then?" Mosquito Girl asked.

"The one that the Doctor says slapped you silly." the largest figure laughed, causing the blood drained monster to stiffen in terror.

"What?! No! Let me go!" she shrieked as she began struggling.

"Oh stop whining." said the little frog mutant that had a firm lock on her legs. "He may have beaten you, but that only means that you're weak." His gaze shifted to the leader of the group, his lips curling into a smile. "After all, no man can ever tame that beast."

-Saitama's Apartment-

The cyborg, fully repaired, was standing outside of Saitama's door. He deep a breath before calling out.

"Sensei, Sir!"

Silence for moment, then the door slid open enough for Saitama to look out in annoynace.

"You actually showed up...uhh..."

"Genos, Sensei Sir!" Genos introduced.

"Will you stop with the 'Sensei' stuff?' Saitama asked.

"Yes Master!" Genos corrected.

"Not 'Master' either!" Saitama snapped before opening the door and letting him come in. "Come on in." he sighed. Genos walked in...and immediately brought his arms up, ready to fry the two monsters sitting in his living room. The Subterranean Queen brought the swords strapped to her back out while Vaccine Girl hid under the table.

"Why are you monsters inside my master's home?!" Genos demanded.

"Excuse me? 'Your' Master?" Sub-Queen asked in an affronted tone.

"Saitama! This guy's gonna kill me!" Vaccine Girl wailed from under the table.

"Hey!" Saitama barked as he stepped between them all. "No fighting in my home!" A few moments later, and everyone calmed down, everyone was now sitting down around the table, though the tension had yet to leave.

"Have your tea and go. I'm not looking for disciples." Saitama explained, a hot glass of tea before everyone present.

"But you have a monster for a disciple." Genos pointed out, his eyes shifting to the larger fem-monster in question.

"I do not train under him. I am his servant because of Subterranean law." she explained. Her outfit had changed. Hardened magma now covered her bottom and bosom, though that was it. Didn't stop either from jiggling when she moved.

"And before you ask." Vaccine Girl spoke up when Genos looked at her. "I'm only squatting here until my strength is back." She shrank back when his palm drifted towards her. "ACK! I'M NOT GONNA ATTACK HUMANS!" she wailed fearfully, her arms flailing in front of her. "SAITAMA BEAT THAT OUT OF ME!" Her tiny form was sweating so bad it practically soaked the oversized shirt she was wearing as she trembled before the cyborg's hardened gaze. She sighed in relief when Genos lowered his arm, though he didn't stop glaring at her.

"It is strange to see another converse with monsters, Master Saitama." said Genos.

"I told you, I'm not-wait a minute? I just realized that you're fixed up." Saitama said in surprise.

"Yes. Since most of my body is mechanical." he explained. "What parts do you use, Master?"

"Don't use any." Saitama denied.

"Then what about that skin colored armor on your head?" Genos asked as he pointed at Saitama's head.

"That's just my skin, dude." the bald hero stated.

"That's strange. You appear to be far to young to be bald." Genos thought aloud, not seeing the panicked looks on the girls in the room, or the way they flailed their arms or chopped their hands across their necks. Sadly, it was too late.

"SO I'M BALD! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, HUH?!" Saitama roared.

"My problems? You are asking me to state each one?" Genos asked, completely missing Saitama's outburst.

"No...I'm good." Saitama answered in a deflated tone. Sadly, Genos decided to explain anyway. And man did he explain. How he used to be human, the mad cyborg that killed his family and destroyed his hometown. How a Doctor named Kuseno turned him into a cyborg that fights for justice. Saitama felt sorry for him. The others, lacking humanity, didn't really much care but kept their expressions neutral. They couldn't keep that up when Genos continued, his explanation turning into repetitive rambling. Saitama's whole body was twitching in a dangerous manner, Vaccine Girl was in danger of pushing her fingers so far into her ears that she'd hit her brain, and the Subterranean Queen's hands were twitching towards her blades. Finally, one of them broke.

"ENOUGH YOU IDIOT! SHORTEN THIS STUPID STORY TO TWENTY WORDS OR LESS!" Saitama screamed. Genos blinked at the outburst finding the right words to fulfill Saitama's request.

"Here is the short version, Master. Please teach me how to be as strong as you are!" the cyborg requested. Nobody in the room said anything as they patiently awaited for Saitama to answer. Finally, his face more serious than usual, Saitama spoke.

"Genos."

"Yes Master?"

"How old are you?"

"19 sir!"

"So young. I have no doubt you'll surpass me in no time." Saitama stated.

"Really Master?!" Genos asked in shock.

'Yeah right.' thought the present monsters.

"I'm 25 years old now, but I didn't even begin training until I was 22." explained the bald hero, shocking not only Genos, but the two monsters as well since this was the first they'd heard of this. "Fine. I'll teach you, but it's not going to be easy. Think you can handle it?"

"YES!" Genos shouted before his eyes narrowed and he jumped into a crouch, the atmosphere tensing as he glared at the door. "High speed object approaching! It is here!"

That was all he got out before the ceiling caved in, revealing an oversized praying mantis laughing as he landed on the table.

"Greetings! I am-"

BLAM!

"Pay for my ceiling!" Saitama growled, his fist still out from where it knocked the monster's head clean off, a fountain of green blood shooting out of his neck.

"Who is this worm?" Sub-Queen sneered at the dead body.

"Maybe you should've asked before knocking his head off?" Vaccine Girl suggested, her eyes shifting between the monster and Saitama.

"Three more outside, Master! LEAVE THEM TO ME!" he yelled as he jumped out the window and landed on the street below, only to blink when he saw Saitama standing between three monsters, two of which had their asses hanging out of the holes in the street they'd been buried in. "Uhh, never mind."

"I didn't even see you attack at all." Mosquito Girl whispered to herself from where she lay on the ground before Saitama, who looked down at her in surprise.

"Huh? Aren't you that mosquito monster from awhile back?" Saitama asked after having finally noticing her. He then blinked in surprise when two claws shot out of the ground, grabbed him by the ankles, and pulled him into the ground, leaving only his head exposed.

"What happened?!" Vaccine Girl yelled from where she and Sub-Queen were watching from the balcony.

"MASTER!" both Genos and Sub-Queen yelled. Genos tried to run to help while the monster woman jumped to the ground, swords at the ready.

"No, wait." he calmly told them. "It's actually nice. I feel like a young bamboo shoot." Both cyborg and monster didn't know what to make his choice, but they didn't have long to ponder.

[Elevated energy levels detected!] Both turned to see another monster approaching, one which caused Genos to gasp.

'A cyborg?! Could he be...?'

[Neither of you are the target.] stated Armored Gorilla before charging at them. [OUT OF THE WAY!] it roared as it lunged at them. The two of them jumped back, leaving the enemy cyborg to plant it's fist into the ground and leave itself open to counterattack, which Genos quickly capitalize on. The Subterranean Queen drew her swords and prepared to join the fray, but stopped when she felt tremors coming from Saitama's direction. After all, she was Saitama's servant, so she didn't really care who the blonde cyborg was anyway.

Speaking of Saitama, the bald hero merely stared up at the figure that now stood before him.

It was a large humanoid lionness with long hair pulled into a low ponytail, which swayed with her real tail. Her frame was lean, but six pack that was exposed showed she had muscles. She wore a black shirt that was strained from holding her breasts in, animal furs on her shoulders, a leopard skin wrapped around her waist that was held in place by heavy chains a belt with a lion head buckle, and skin tight maroon shorts. She also wore bracelets on her wrists and ankles, and bracers on both biceps.

The mere sight of her caused Mosquito Girl to shriek and try to hide herself behind Saitama. A fat lot of good it did her.

"Hmph." the lionness scoffed as she merely watched the two of them like they were nothing but a nuisance. "I don't know what's more pathetic. This weird human that the doctor wants us to kidnap, or the fact that you nearly got killed by him." The ground shifted a short distance away, revealing a little mole mutant of sorts watching them.

"Well, he must have some combat ability. Otherwise, the doctor wouldn't want him." stated the mole.

"Fair enough, Ground Dragon." the lionness nodded at him before looking back down at them, her blood red eyes blinking when she noticed the bored look on Saitama's face. "Hey asshole! What's with that stupid look?!" she snapped in anger, which seemed to skyrocket when he yawned, yawned of all things. Like he wasn't afraid at all.

"Sorry. It's just that being in the ground keeps you warm and cool all at the same time." he explained, causing the monster before him to twitch. "I actually feel like taking a nap. Mind getting lost?"

"Uh, bald guy?" Mosquito Girl whispered meekly. "It's not a good idea to piss off the Beast Queen!"

"The Beast Queen?" Saitama asked before looking up at the cackling monster.

"Do me a favor and shut it, you little failure." she ordered Mosquito Girl before crouching down low enough so that she was eye level with Saitama, unknowingly giving him a clear view of cleavage. "I'll simply educate him myself of how scary I can be." She then thrust two of her clawed fingers mere inches from his eyes. "I'll start by scratching your eyes out with these! And then we'll move on to the real fun afterwards!"

SHINK!

The Beast Queen didn't twitch a single muscle for moment, then looked up at the one who had just driven their sword into the ground between her and Saitama.

"And what do you want, bitch?" she growled up at the Subterranean Queen. "This is between us and him."

"You and your fellow creatures have a lot of nerve." she said as she glared daggers at the Beast Queen. "You break into my Master's home uninvited. You bury him like some plant! And now you threaten to harm him for amusement!" She finished the last word with a grunt as she wrenched her sword from the ground. "I shant let you do as you please! If you wish to get to my Master, you have to get through me!"

"Oh?" Beast Queen growled as she stood at her full height, which was roughly the same as the Subterranean Queen's. She then shoved her nose into the other monster woman's face, her shirt covered knockers squishing up against the Sub-Queen's magma covered breasts. "You think you can take me on, you little dirt skank?!"

"Why don't we find out, pussy cat?!" grinned the Subterranean Queen, her swords raised to block the claws the Beast Queen tried rip into her with. Both of them struggled against the other before pushing off of each other, both fighters now a good distance away. Beast Queen's claws extended while the Subterranean Queen brought out the rest of her swords...and then smashed the extra hardened magma off her body.

"What are you? Some kind of exhibitionist?" Beast Queen blinked.

"A sacrifice in decency for an increase in mobility." she explained as the cooled rock slid off her body, leaving her in the same attire she first met Saitama in. She said nothing more before lunging at the Beast Queen, her swords blazing as she crossed all four of her arms. "CROSS FLAME SLASH!" she cried out as her upper arms slashed horizontally while her lower arms slashed vertically, causing a flaming cross to blaze towards the Beast Queen. The lionness swiftly dodged, leaving the attack to blow through everything in it's path before leaving a flaming imprint on the wall of a building...two buildings away from the apartments.

"That all you got?" sneered the Beast Queen before drawing her arm back. "LION SLASH!" she cried out as she lashed her claws at her opponent, who dodged just as quickly, leaving the attack to split a nearby building into five smaller pieces.

That was the signal for both of them to lunge at each other and slash their respective weapons. Each one slashing, stabbing, and just flat out trying to kill the other as they battled. Most any other man would probably be watching them fight with gusto as their bodies bounced and jiggled around in their little death match. Saitama was not one of those people.

"Hey! Watch it!" Saitama warned from his hole. "Don't hit my house!"

"Forgive me, Master! It's the furball's fault for swinging with reckless abandon!" Sub-Queen yelled between strikes. Her dislike for her opponent rose to mild hatred when she sliced the slug and frog mutants to pieces. She locked her blades with the lionness' claws as she bit out, "How could you?! To your own allies, even!"

"Law of the Jungle! The weak die and the strong thrive!" Beast Queen answered back before they pushed off once again. Both were slightly bleeding from the few cuts and knicks they had given each other, but the Beast Queen was the only one still smiling. "And it looks like I'll actually have to get serious on your ass!" With a mighty roar, her muscles and breasts bulged, tearing off every bit of clothing and accessory from the waist up, leaving her tits free of their cotton prison.

"Now who's the exhibitionist?" Sub-Queen asked with a leer while Mosquito Girl and Ground Dragon quivered from where they were.

"Oh no! She's about to lose it!" Mosquito Girl whimpered.

"WAIT! YOU MIGHT KILL THE TARGET!" Ground Dragon roared in panic, which was promptly ignored as the Beast Queen set up her opponent anew.

"LION SLASH: METEOR POWER SHOWER!" she roared as her claws blurred before her. Subterranean Queen's eyes widened as she brought her blades up and began blocking to the best of her ability. Sadly, she found that her opponent's enhanced state clearly outmatched her own. A fact that was driven home by the sheer number of gashes claws marks appearing on her body. She finished the attack by bringing slashing both claws in an X formation, simultaneously leaving 10 long bloody trails on Subterranean Queen's body and launching her away. She rolled around a few times before finally stopping, fresh lava seeping from her wounds as she struggled to get up.

"You...furry...bitch!" she gasped out before she found her head being stepped on by a paw padded foot.

"Furry bitch that kicked your naked ass!" Beast Queen smirked as she ground her foot on her fallen opponent's face.

'It's impossible!' Mosquito Girl thought, fear wracking her mind and body as she quivered next to Saitama's exposed head. 'She's gonna return us all to the doctor in little pieces!' She nearly collapsed when the Beast Queen's eyes shifted towards her before realizing they were on Saitama.

"That's one down. Who should I play with next? The failed prototype?" Her eyes drifted up to Vaccine Girl, who flinched under her gaze. "The little purple that's been watching this whole time?" Her eyes drifted back down to Saitama. "Or the little human we were sent to retrieve?"

Saitama answered by easily walking out of the hole he'd been in the whole time, much to Ground Dragon's horror, and simply glared at the Beast Queen.

"I'm only gonna ask once! Get off her face, and apologize for breaking my ceiling!" he demanded, which earned an outright gale of laughter from the feline foe.

"You're worried about this weakling? And your ceiling?!" she asked, her laughter subsiding at a slow rate. "Hahaha! Hooo! You make me laugh! Tell you what!" she began as she walked over Sub Queen's form and loomed over Saitama. "Since it's upsetting you so much, I'll make you a deal. Show me why my creator wants you, and not only will I apologize, but I'll let these weaklings you seem attached to live. Sound good?"

"Alright. What do you want me to do?" he asked in a serious tone. The Beast Queen grinned before doing the stupidest thing in her life She leaned forward, held her chin out towards him, and tapped her chin with her finger.

"Go ahead. Right here."

"And mistake realization in 3...2...1." Vaccine Girl ticked off on her fingers, her grin spltting her face as Saitama pulled his arm back.


"I have some questions for you." Genos stated from where he stood over the broken form of Armored Gorilla. The ape cyborg had lost his helmet, along with all four of his limbs, and was now at the mercy of Genos. "Answer them, or you will be eliminated."

[It is you who will be eliminated, you blithering fool! I am the third strongest fighter of the House of Evolution! At your current level, you will be no match for the Beast Queen, the second most powerful fighter. Therefore, you will be destroyed.] Armored gorilla explained. He watch in a neutral fashion as the Beast Queen was sent skidding across the ground behind Genos before stopping in a crater, her unconscious form occupying the new hole in the ground.

"Were you talking about that one?" Saitama asked as he walked up next to Genos, completely ignorant of Mosquito Girl's slack jawwed gibberish.

"I believe it is." Genos said, his glare never leaving the bigger cyborg. Armored Gorilla merely glared up at them in defiance...for all of three seconds.

"Hey! Okay! I'll tell you guys everything! Just don't kill me!" he begged, his voice no longer sounding robotic.

"Wait. What happended to your robot voice?" Saitama asked curiously.

"S-Sorry. I was just trying to sound cool."


A/N: Any suggestions for future monsters/heroes anyone wants to see? Also, how should I feminize Carnage Kabuto?" Please send reviews. I love reviews.