Hi! Well, Vanessa got to write a chapter and since the entire plot for this chapter was completely made by me, I asked Olivia if I could and blah blah she said yes. Besides, there eas a bunch of stuff that I couldn't really explain how I wanted it to go unless I actually wrote it out so, yeah... I got lazy at several points in this chapter so sorry in advance for the low quality. /sweatdrops/ But just so you know it's Eunice writing this chapter, not Olivia. Have fun!

Disclaimer: I own not.


Chapter Eleven

"I have nothing to do..."

It is eleven o'clock at night and, as Eunice has just stated, she has nothing to do. No she is not bored. She is never bored. She is just not physically entertained. Everyone sleeps as she wanders the halls aimlessly, and as they do she creeps past a snoring Yusuke's room and starts to think.

Now when Eunice starts to think, things usually chaotically follow, and the evil, curling smile on her face indicates that this time will be no different. Slowly, pushing the door open a fraction of the way--just enough for her to slip through undetected--she steals into Yusuke's room. Tiptoeing around the vicinity, she carefully steps over the forlorn objects on the floor, looking for her prize. Yusuke is snoring so loudly, she is surprised he doesn't wake himself up.

And then suddenly he stops.

Eunice freezes in her tracks, wondering if he is awake and has just considered going back when--

THUNK!

She jumps up in reflex and sticks her feet to the ceiling. Upon closer inspection (which is pretty hard to do since she is upside down and her hair keeps getting in her face) she sees that Yusuke has merely fallen out of bed. Stupid.

She observes him for a moment in amusement, wondering if he'll do anything funny in his sleep. Cruel thoughts of blackmail skim her thoughs, so silently she pulls out the digital camera she always carries on her, the one that has recording and sound options (a/n: I love that camera. /drool/) and quickly turns it on. She waits a bit before her satisfaction is granted and Yusuke does something. Wrapping the sheets very tightly around himself he says, "Meagan..." A moment of pause and then, "...So soft." Bunching up some of his sheets into a ball of some sorts, he then proceeds to make out with it in his sleep. Resisting the high impulse to laugh, Eunice stuffs the camera back into her pocket. Flipping off the cieling and landing on all fours, she quickly resumes her search, leaving Yusuke to his own...joy. XD After several minutes her efforts yield fruit and she gazes at the prize in front of her: Yusuke's stock of hair gel.

Eunice notices that after the last hair gel incident (a/n: Yeah...let's call it that...and incident...oO) he has really been stocking up. There is a lot of gel. There is so much that there is no way she can carry it all inone trip. Dang it, even ten trips wouldn't be enought. Looking around for a solution, she sees that Yusuke has untangled himself from the sheets and is currently a few feet from the door. Boy Yusuke sure is a vigorous sleeper...

Forming an idea in her head, Eunice picks up the now lone blanket, lays it flat on the floor, then shoves the mass of plastic bottles onto it. Picking up the make-shift bag, she fazes through the floor, glad that the room below is Meagan's. Standing on the cieling of Meagan's room now, she lets go of the bag and then jumps, following the hair gel onto the floor. The noise created from the bottles on impact with the floor makes Meagan shoot up out of sleep in surprise.

"What the--?"

"Shh!" Nissi urges, lugging the bag towards the bed.

With a half angry, half perplexed expression (angry for being so rudely awaken, and perplexed because of the huge size of bag) she asks, "What in the world are you doing Nissi? And what's in the bag--er, blanket?"

"Uh, candy. It's a surprise for everybody. But it's too heavy for me to carry so can you poof me into the kitchen for a sec?"

"You wake me up at," she checks her bedside clock, "almost 11:30 at night for that?"

"Please? If you don't I'll keep bugging you and you'll never get to sleep."

She grins her "Nissi-grin," making Meagan roll her eyes and groan dissaprovingly as she lifts the covers off herself. A second later they are in the kitchen, and after rummaging about while Meagan stood watching and yawning, Nissi finds a very, VERY, large plastic square container (a/n: Someone in my class asked me this while I was writing it, and the answer is YES it is very likely to find a plastic bin of such size. At least in my kitchen it is! )

"Now off to the pool we go!"

Nissi looks at Meagan expectantly, who tiredly says,

"Oh come on Nissi! I want to go to bed!"

"And you can right after this! Please, or everyone will get candy besides you."

"I don't care."

"Please?" Nissi clasps her hands together in a begging way.

"Oh fine," Meagan says. "Whatever it takes to get back to sleep."

After Meagan drops Nissi of at the outdoor pool, and when Nissi s all alone with her bag of "candy" and the giant plastic tub, she grins very evilly before setting out to the task that lays before her.

oOo

"Now...who in the mansion besides Yusuke will go gaga over this?"

Nissi muses this question to herself for a while, looking and smiling at her work around her:

It is about two in the morning and all over the ground there is hair gel. Nearby the pool is (ironically) filled with water that will be of no help in battling this mess. She looks in the tub after overviewing the layout, noticing that ther is till a lot of hair gel left. A last minute idea comes to her mind and she quickly runs off to the kitchen and fetches her mystery item from the fridge and some string. She returns and promptly ties one end to a tree trunk. The rest of the string she puddles into a small group at the base of the tee and leaves it there for now, heading of to her decided victim's room: Vanessa.

Once inside and hovering her face about a foot above Vanessa's, she dons the widest, biggest, creepiest smile she can. Then she pokes Vanessa in the face until she blinks her eyes open. Upon which she sees Nissi's smiling face and shouts,

"Holy crap!"

Laughing like a maniac, Nissi drops to the floor, clutching her stomach while Vanessa sits up in her bed, staring in horror and anger at the creature making fun of her.

"Is there any reason you're in here?" she asks, annoyed.

Nissi's laughter dies down a bit and straightens herself up before saying, "You have to come outside. It's importan."

"No," she flops back onto her bed and pulls the covers back up.

Leaning in closer, determined not to let her plan fail she says, "I'll give you something Inuyasha for your birthday."

At first there is silence but then--

"Two."

"Deal."

Vanessa tiredly gets out and follows the leading Nissi, who guides her out to the hair gelled covered area.

Staring Vanessa asks, "What did you do?"

"You'll see. Now just sit here," she points near a particularly large cluster of gel, "and go ahead and rest while I get things ready. Just...don't close your eyes, or you'll miss it."

Vanessa happily plops her butt onto the ground, tired of standing up so early in the morning. Nissi, moving in front of her and facing the goop--so as not to reveal what she is doing--fumbles with something in her hands until...KTCHHH...(a/n: Ooh, sound effect! Lol, and if you don't know what this sound means it's okay because Vanessa's about to tell you.)

Sounding slightly interested Vanessa inquires, "Hey Nissi did you just (DUN DUN DUN) light a match?"

With the happiest, care free look on her face, Nissi holds the match up high and then...she lets it go.

FWHOOOSH!

An immediate chain reaction ensues and soon, every bit of hair gel in sight is on fire. Vanessa is, of course, ecstatic. She is now up off the ground full of glee and not one bit tired, dancing and yelling her head off, "Fire! It's fire! Glorious, burning fire! IT'S MINE! MINE I tell you! All MINE!"

When you wake up at about 2:33 in the morning clutching your blankets because some pyromaniac is outside screaming "Fire!" happy thoughts tend to NOT surface through your head. This, with some various head bumping, toe stubbing, yelps, and a peculiar mishap with a fork in which several dishes came tumbling out from between Kurama's mattresses (He never should have had Nissi to the dishes (1)), was how everyone else in the mansion woke up.

"What the heck is she doing?" Yusuke trudges over to his window and looks out.

At first he shrugs it off that Vanessa has done something stupid and sarted a fire, figuring that as long as it doesn't reach the house and everyone takes care of it, it is not his problem. He is not going to get sweaty and dirty at this hour. Getting back into bed he mutters something about croissants and dumb chores. Then...

"Hold on just a friggin' minute!"

Stationing himself once more at the window he stares in pure fury as he realizes that the flames are spelling something out, and he does not like what he reads.

YUSUKE JUST SO YOU KNOW YOUR HAIR GEL IS ON FIRE
-EUNICE

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU EUNICE!"

Forget the stairs, Yusuke jumps out the window (He is on the second floor.) and lands outside.

"Prepare to die!" he launches himself in Nissi's direction, charging with rage.

She is ready for him. Taking a bottle of mayo out (the mystery item!) she squirts it in his path, causing him to slide uncontrollably towards the string that she is now holding out.

"Augh!"

Yusuke trips over it and lands full front into the tub of gel (yes, the tub is big enough for all of him to fit). Giggling like a mad man, something Nissi doesn't expect to happen, happens and everything goes downhill.

"Vanessa my love I'll save you!" Being the imbecile that Kuwabara is, he bursts out the door waving his spirit sword in the air.

Running in a random direction, he too trips over the string that is still held out by the gapin Nissi. SPLOOSHP. The spirit sword goes flying, hitting Vanessa on the head.

"OW!"

The two boys climb out of the tub, slow and goopy due to the gel, and stare at the grinning Nissi.

"You," Yusuke clenches his fists, breathing through his teeth.

"It was an accident, I swear! I didn't do anything!"

Yusuke begins, "I'm going--"

"Kuwabara you fool!"

Escaping with only just a singe on her clothes Nissi dives out of the way as the two bewildered boys are hit by Vanessa's attack: a fire ball.

Ta da! Human barbecues!

"That'll teach him to throw his sword at me!"

By now everyone is out of the house and witnessing Yuske and oaf running around screaming, their entire beings licked by flames.

"Get it off! Get it off!"

"The pool! Get to the pool!"

They jump in, steam billowing forth before they resurface.

"Do you think he'll be alright? After all, he was set on fire," Nissi whispers to Kurama.

"I'm sure he will, he's been through a lot worse. In fact, he's died before. Twice even."

"We're gonna gill you!"

"Uh-oh."

Diving into the group of her friends Nissi, plus Kuwabara and Yuske angrily jumping after her, manage to send everyone sprawling. In the kicking, screaming, and confusion of it all meagan accidently activates her teleportation power and they all reappear above the ground of an abandoned baseball field. With a small thump the ground untangles themselves.

"Where is she?" Kuwabara picks himself up and quickly scans the crowd.

KTCHHH.

"Nobody move!"

All heads turn around to Nissi who is standing a few feet away with a newly lit match, poised to drop it over the tub of hair gel, which somehow must have been transported with them.

"Nissi calm down," Kurama tries to soothe his girlfriend. "Such a large amount of alcohol lit at one time in such a small space would..."

"Exactly! So nobody move or I drop it!"

"Nissi come on we're friends right now just put down the match nice and easy..." Meagan gives a shot at it.

And Kuwabara, once again being an oaf, panics and yells, "GET HER!"

He jumps at her, causing her to throw the match into the air.

"Everybody run!"

Instinct taking over, everyone grabs Meagan who follows her own instincts and teleports the heck out of there. They land back in the pool where they see that the fire has finally died down. They have just a second to wait before--

BOOM!

A pillar of smoke begins to rise in the distance, accompanied by the large mass of red and orange one typically sees when one witnesses an explosion. Silence...

"I didn't do it! It was his fault!" Nissi points an accusing finger at Kuwabara.

"My fault? You dropped the match!"

"You jumped me!"

Olivia has had enough, "SHUT UP! I'm wet. I'm cold. It's too early in the morning for this. Since I'm up, I'm going to train. Come on Hiei."

No answer...
"Hiei...?"

Everyone takes a quick inventory of persons then in unison scream, "We forgot Hiei!"

oOo

"Hiei thank goodness you're alive!"

"Hmph. You think that was enough to kill me?"

(a/n: I got lazy and I wanted to give this to Olivia before school ended, so from here on in it's Olivia writing. Except the end comments. Those are mine. Olivia: HALLO EVERYONE!)

Olivia attaches herself to the said fire demon, refusing to let go. Upon figuring out that Hiei was not among them the group had immediately teleported back to the baseball field--well a good distance away, actually--and began calling out Hiei's name. When no reply was heard they had actually ventured inside the dying fire to search further. The smoke was thick but it began clearing when they were halfway through.

At one point they thought Hiei was dead because when the finally did find him he was sprawled out unmoving. The group stood in shocked silence until Hiei stirred, sat up, and looked at them. Offering no information as to why he was laying on the ground--the Destinies think he was praying for an end to the madness that was the Destinies--he demanded transportation home. Once there he immediately went to bed. Morning came quickly, and that's where they all are now. Slurping up soggy cereal the Destinies turn their heads as Kurama comes in from outside.

Plop. He tosses the newspaper in front of them, bidding them to read the front cover.

"Congratulations, you made the front page."

Blinking, the girls read: MYSTERIOUS FIRE IN ABANDONED BASEBALL FIELD. Early this morning smoke was seen rising from the abandoned baseball field on the corner of West St. and Sunset Blv. Luckily no one was hurt in the shocking accident. Pg. 1 for details...

Olivia, Meagan, and Vanessa turn to Nissi and say in unison, "Congrats."

"Eheheh..."

Yusuke sulks in the corner, hair ungelled. While the Destinies have not deprived him of his secret stock, he refuses to gel his hair up. Actually, he never wants to see another hair gel bottle for the rest of his life. The smell of it burning still lingers in his memory. Shiver, shiver. Sighing, everyone goes back to their silent breakfast...until the phone rings.


(This is Olivia. I didn't know where to stop it but I have an idea for the next chapter so I must leave it with that. Okay, rest of the comments are Nissi's. Props to Nissi for this chapter by the way. Go Nissi!)

Haha! Haha! So how did you like it? I told you it was bad quality but eh, who cares, I liked the plot nonetheless. (Olivia: I didn't think it was bad quality...) Oh, and a sneak preview into another one of my plot ideas (Olivia will be writing that one though.) (Olivia: Me again. T.T This idea is so cruel...)

Hint 1: Box

Hint 2: Sewers

Hint 3: Kansas

Hint 4: Hiei gets /I'm sorry but there must be something interfering with your reception. Just hit review and hang in there/