A/N: I know many of you are wondering about my other fics. I don't abandon them. I just have difficulty cranking out chapters for many of them. This story, however, is different since I keep binge watching the first season. Now, before we start, I also must say that I've heard many suggestions for Carnage Kabuto. Many of them boil down to one word: NO! So I won't. Now, to the story.
The Beast Queen slowly opened her eyes, blurred images swimming through her vision. She blinked the images away and just stared into the sky, her eyes looking glazed over.
'I lost. To a human.' she thought as she brought a hand up to rub her sore chin, a smirk playing on her lips. 'Heh. Didn't think any of these little pissants could be that strong. Guess I can see how he could beat Mosquito Gi-'
"THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!"
Beast Queen jumped up in fright at the sound of the bald human's aggrivated words hitting her ears, sending chills down her spine at the thought of angering him. She wouldn't admit, and didn't want to to herself, but she couldn't deny the facts. A split-second before his fist hit, her body's survival instincts had screamed bloody murder for her to run. Now her whole everything seemed to tense at his voice.
"What's that got to do with me? You're just trying to sound cool again." came his voice again. She looked up to see the bald human, the blonde cyborg, and the little purple brat surrounding a crippled Armored Gorilla. She noticed Mosquito sitting by herself a distance away, her jaw still dropped in shock. She finally noticed Ground Dragon staring at nothing in shock for whatever-wait. His head was leaning off his shou-falling of his shoulders and turned to little bloody pieces. Must've been hit during her attack.
"Enough jibber jabber. Just get to the point." said Saitama.
"My master is a very busy man. Summarize it in 20 words or less!" Genos ordered.
"Uh...right. Sorry about that." Armored Gorilla apologized.
She would've listened in to the interrogation, but something in the back of her mind was bugging her. It was on the tip of her tongue, but-
"Oh...you're conscious."
There it was. The headcount was short by one.
"What do you want?" Beast Queen growled.
"Just making sure you don't leave before honoring your deal." she explained as she kept one of her blades near the Beast Queen's throat, earning a growl from the lionness monster.
"Now?!" they both heard Genos say, surprise in his voice.
"Yeah." Saitama responded while pulling out a flyer and holding it up for Genos to see. "There's a sale on tomorrow. Can't do it then."
"But, Master!" Genos shouted as he ran towards Saitama, leaving Vaccine Girl to walk over to the two larger monster women.
"What was that all about?" the Subterranean Queen asked the purple monster.
"Basically, they're going to attack the House of Evolution." Vaccine Girl stated.
"House of Evolution?" Sub-Queen said in confusion. "Never heard of it." Both monsters turned to the Beast Queen, who was chuckling as she watched Saitama's retreating form.
"The House of Evolution is my creator's life's work." she explained. "His goal is to-"
"I heard all of that." Vaccine Girl interrupted. "Wipe out humanity and replace it with evolved blah blah blah. Can't be any better if his creations lose to Saitama."
"Laugh it up." Beast Queen growled, her grin still in place. "He may have beaten me, but he's nothing against the doctor's greatest creation."
"I highly doubt it." Vaccine Girl scoffed as she turned to head back inside the apartment. "I'm gonna take a nap. Wake me when the two doofuses get back."
"I do not take orders from you!" Sub Queen snapped as Vaccine Girl walked away. As the sword-weilding monster yelled at the lionness and purple brat, none of them noticed Mosquito Girl staggering towards Armored Gorilla before sitting down next to him.
[You feeling]-"Sorry. You feeling okay?" Armored Gorilla asked the bug monster.
"Not really. I've been beaten to near death after injesting a massive amount of blood. I'm alive, but I'm practically useless to the doctor." she finished with a sigh. "I'll probably be dissected or...recycled or something for my genetic material."
"That's only if those two don't destroy the House of Evolution." Armored Gorilla countered. "I sent a warning to the doctor, but that may not be enough. If the doctor's desperate enough, he may unleash Carnage Kabuto."
Mosquito Girl shuddered, images of her test fight against that monstrosity coming to mind.
"I never thought I'd say this about a human." she muttered. "But I hope they kill that guy."
-House of Evolution-
"Let me get this straight." Genus began, his voice a tightly calm tone. "Half our elite forces, which we've carefully bred to enact the eradication of these inferior humans, have been wiped out."
"Yes." one of his clones nodded.
"Armored Gorilla has been crippled."
"Correct."
"Beast Queen, in her enhanced state, lost with a single strike."
"Indeed."
"And now the one I wish to study, plus an unknown cyborg, are now on their way here."
"According to Armored Gorilla's full report? Yes."
Dr. Genus was on the verge of cracking his teeth with how hard he was grinding them.
"What do we do now?" one of the clones asked. "If they get here, then all of our research, everything we've ever worked on, could be destroyed."
"We're in serious trouble." another clone spoke up.
Genus groaned in fury before coming to a decision.
"We may have no choice but to unleash our trump card." he said, causing the others to gasp. Surely he didn't mean what they thought he was talking about. "Begin preparations for the release of Carnage Kabuto."
He did. And they were not silent with their opinions on the matter.
"WHAT?!"
"NO WAY!"
"HE'S CRAZY!"
"But it may be the only way!"
"Is it worth it?!"
"We have to stop him!"
They were all rambling, clearly terrified, before being silenced by the original.
"Silence! He'll be our last resort." he stated while punching a few buttons. "First, we'll activate all traps on all floors. Hopefully, they'll take care of the intruders."
"But, sir." one of the clones began.
"I'm perfectly aware of what may happen. Especially to me." the original spoke up.
-House of Evolution Secret Basement-
Dr. Genus was waiting for the inevitable arrival of Genos and Saitama. Depending on the situation, one of two things would happen.
1.) He would be able to subdue the test subject to help further his research in artificial evolution.
2.) He, his lab, and his research could get destroyed.
"It may be possible that the bald one was just lucky." he mused to himself as he watched the various security camera feeds. "After all, Armored Gorilla did report that Beast Queen had fought another monster just before approaching him, so it may be possible that..." he trailed off when the camera for the main entrance showed the two arriving. "Now, to see if the traps in the rooms will-"
FWOO-ZZZZT!
His eye twitched as the security feed for every camera feed from above ground suddenly cut off, the last image he'd seen showing the cyborg attacking with some kind of weapon. He checked a monitor to confirm that, to his horror, everything above had been destroyed. The action cemented his choice as he stood up to leave, but not before seeing the two enter through the hidden entrance to the basement, the bald one staring into the camera while picking his nose.
"I hope Carnage Kabuto's in a listening mood." he said to himself.
-Saitama's Apartment-
Night had fallen, and the others were patiently awaiting for Saitama and Genos' return. Or lack of one.
"How much longer?" Beast Queen groaned. She hated waiting, but she couldn't bring herself to move for fear of pissing off Saitama. And that just plain annoyed her.
"I understand your frustration, but you must have patience. Even at the speed we saw them leave at, it's not exactly a short run to the House of Evolution from here." Armored Gorilla explained.
"Do you think Carnage Kabuto beat him?" Mosquito Girl asked. She had regained a bit of strength after sucking the blood of her fallen allies, but she wasn't in a hurry to leave. Not with how weak she still was.
"If he had, the doctor would've contacted me by now." Armored Gorilla stated before his eyes buzzed. "Huh. What a coincidence." he said as his head popped open, a small antenna moving around for a moment before his shutting. His eyes were wide as his jaw feel agape, earning the attention of all present.
"By the look on your face, I'd say that Saitama won?" the Subterranean Queen asked with a grin.
"No way!" Beast Queen denied. "There's no way that human could've beaten Carnage Kabuto! Right, Armored Gorilla?!" She waited for Armored Gorilla to agree, but all she got was a wide-eyed stare. "Well?! What message did the doctor leave?!"
"'Carnage Kabuto dead. House of Evolution destroyed. Do what you want.'" he recited in a dull tone.
"GAH!" Beast Queen gurlged, her jaw dropping as far a Mosquito Girl's.
"I knew he'd win." Vaccine Girl said with a yawn as she walked towards them.
"Finished with your nap?" Subterranean Queen asked.
"Yeah. So where are Saitama and the robo-dork?" the purple monster asked.
"Kabuto...beaten...beaten! Kabuto! Beaten...beaten...beaten." Beast Queen rambled incoherently, her mind unable to process what she just heard. She'd fought that guy, in his enhanced state no less, and barely made it out alive. How could a human do it?!
"I think she's broken." Vaccine Girl giggled before they all tensed at the sound of footsteps approaching.
"Who's th-oh! Hello Master!" Subterranean Queen said, her greeting switching from aggresive to pleasant as she noticed who it was.
"Oh hey." Saitama greeted as he and Genos approached, their hands full of bags of groceries. "We're back."
"What's with the groceries? Wasn't the sale tomorrow?" Vaccine Girl asked.
"Nah. I got the day wrong. The sale was today." Saitama groaned before perking up. "Still, Genos told me we could make it if we ran, so we had about 30 minutes to spare when we arrived."
"Well, what do you know? The cyborg's got his uses." Vaccine Girl snarked with a smirk before noticing the cyborg's appearance. Mainly the new hairdo he was sporting. "HAHAHAHA! NICE AFRO!" she burst out laughing as she pointed at him. Genos looked annoyed as the tiny monster fell to the ground laughing her purple ass off at the sight of him before placing some of the groceries down and began charging his arm up. "YIPE!" Vaccine Girl yelped before hiding behind Saitama.
"Don't hide behind me after provoking people." Saitama said to her before turning to Genos. "And blowing everything to pieces isn't the answer." Genos didn't say anything as he lowered his arm and grabbed the groceries.
"Ah, Master Saitama!" Sub Queen said, getting the bald hero-for-fun's attention.
"I already get enough of the 'Master' bit from Genos." he sighed.
"My apologies. It's just that someone here has something to say to you." she said as she stepped aside, revealing a still stunned Beast Queen. She quickly rectified that by smacking the lionness in the back of her head with the hilt of one of her swords.
"Wha-? What happened?!" she asked, her head on a swivel.
"You were about to make good your word on your little deal." Sub Queen answered, one of her other hands waving towards Saitama. Beast Queen merely stared before glaring and stood up. Genos and the rest got defensive as she approached Saitama, her full height towering over him. The two merely stared at each other, which was a little difficult since part of her face was being blocked by her exposed boobs. Finally, she sighed and crouched down to his eye level.
"I'm...sorry for breaking your ceiling." she finally ground out.
"Okay. Just use the door next time." he said before turning away and walking towards his home, the other two monsters and Genos following. The only ones left were the last monsters from the House of Evolution.
"So..." Mosquito Girl began, getting their attention. "What now?"
A/N: I skipped the fight because nothing changed at all from the anime, so sorry if you're a little disappointed.
