A/N: Wow. I wish I had this kind of inspiration to get my other stories updated. Also, this is before the Paradisers and Sonic. Just a bit of filler.
It was the day after the House of Evolution fell, and things were relatively quiet in the abandoned district of City-Z.
Saitama was brushing his teeth, as he did every morning, wondering what he was to have for breakfast. He didn't have to worry about Vaccine Girl too much since she didn't eat much anyway, and the Subterranean Queen simply had one of her subjects bring her a meal whenever she requested. As for his newest 'neighbor', well...that would be tough.
-Beast Queen-
*Yaaaawn*
Beast Queen stretched from where she lay on the floor in her room, which she had moved into after deciding to stay. Why would she stay when she could've joined Mosquito Girl and Armored Gorilla in working for Dr. Genus in whatever he decided to do now? Simple. She was created to fight, and a fight she'd get by staying with Saitama. After all, what better opponent would she have than Saitama? Sure she had to follow his one rule of not attacking humans, but it was tolerable. Especially if she didn't have to face that fist again. That powerful, Carnage Kabuto slaughtering fist.
She shook her head furiously to dispel those images. though she couldn't surpress the chills that run up her spine.
"If I behave, he won't punch me." she said to herself. "Just have to remember that." She took a deep breath, slowly exhaled, and began her day like she would in the House of Evolution. She exited her room, climbed to the roof, and began her daily training. She did her usual strikes at nothing but air, but decided to implement a few new courses. Namely, the utterly ridiculous training regime that Saitama said he used to get as strong as he did.
'100 sit-ups. 100 push-ups. 100 squats. A 10 kilometer run. 3 square meals a deal. No heat or A/C in the Summer or Winter.' she recited in her mind. She stopped and ran a hand down her face in aggrivation. "If that's what it'd take to get that stupidly strong, then everybody'd be a freaking powerhouse. I feel stupid for actually trying this." She sighed again before resuming. "I hope I can get some food from Saitama. Can't exactly get anything from anywhere else at the moment."
"If you ask nicely, I'll have my subjects bring you something."
Beast Queen growled as she turned to see the Subterranean Queen standing on the edge of the roof near the stairwell.
"I'll pass." she denied, not wanting to feel like she owed anyone weaker than her.
"Pride won't fill your stomach." Sub Queen responded. She smirk as Beast Queen's stomach showed it's agreement by growling louder than she did. "See?"
"Shut up! I don't need your charity!" she snarled. "I can get my own food when I feel like it!"
"How? I don't think any human convience store will sell to you." Sub Queen giggled.
"Oh, and you'd do any better? Without those little pests you call subjects, you'd be begging Saitama to feed you." Beast Queen retorted.
"If it helps me not be a bother to my Master, then I'll take it." Sub Queen said. "And you should be more grateful to Saitama for letting you stay here. If he wanted to, he could've killed you right then and there!"
"Don't remind me!" she snarled as she turned away. Her stomach growled again, earning an aggrivated sigh from the lionness. "Fine. Though I hope it's not more bananas. Eating those everyday would drive me crazy."
"Don't worry. It won't be bananas. I'll be back soon." Sub Queen waved and was about to leave, but not before dropping one final word. "Oh, and don't forget to wear a shirt when you come in."
"Like you have any room to talk!" Beast Queen retorted.
-Vaccine Girl-
Vaccine Girl, dressed in a simple set of clothes she borrowed from Saitama and Genos, was glancing at her reflection in the mirror in the bathroom. Shirt. Pants. Shoes. Cap to hide her antenna and glasses. Yep. She was hidden well.
"Perfect." she said to herself before facing Saitama. "Thanks for the clothes. I'll tell Genos the same when he shows up."
"No problem." he said as he cooked breakfast before looking at her. "But why the sudden interest to go out?"
"I can't exactly regain my strength if I sit on my ass in this tiny room all the time." she explained. "I gotta do something, or else I'll be stuck here forever."
"Oh, okay." he said before bringing out the food for both of them. "Here. Eat up."
"Thanks." she nodded gratefully as she took the food and dug in. She may not like humanity, but she couldn't help herself around food.
"I made extra in case Beast Queen wants some. If she doesn't, it's up for grabs." he stated as he flicked on the TV.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"Master! Are you home?"
"The cyborg's here." Vaccine Girl deadpanned as Saitama answered the door.
"Hello, Master!" Genos greeted with a bow, earning a groan from Saitama.
"Come on in." he sighed as he led Genos inside.
"Well, I'm gone." Vaccine Girl stated after quickly finishing her meal and heading out the door. "I'll be back later!" she called out before the door shut, ensuring that neither of them hear her say, "No way am I staying around that robotic dumbass any longer than I have to."
-On the Roof-
Beast Queen had just finished the last of her push-ups and was now resting for a moment before the last bit of Saitama's training regime: a 10 Kilometer run.
"Good thing the abandoned zone is pretty big." she mused out loud. "Plenty of space to run without anyone seeing me."
"So you were planning on streaking, huh?" came the Subterranean Queen's taunting voice.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY LACK OF A SHIRT?!" she roared while furiously pointing at her. "AND YOU'RE NOT ANY BETTER! AT LEAST I'M WEARING SHORTS! YOU'RE STILL RUNNING AROUND IN WHAT COULD BARELY BE CONSIDERED FLOSS!"
"It's hard to move when I cover my body in rock." she deflected with a mock pout.
"Do what Vaccine Girl did and ask for some clothing, you rocky bimbo!" Beast Queen countered.
"Maybe you should take your own advice, littly kitty." Sub Queen giggled. She may be the weaker of the two, but she couldn't help but push her buttons to get a rise out of the Beast Queen. She even kept her smirk as the lionness monster got in her face again, causing their tits to squish together.
"Unless you have a reason to be up here, other than to bother me, then leave me alone." she growled dangerously as the claws on her fingers extended. "Otherwise, Saitama will have to find himself a new servant."
"Breakfast." replied the four-armed monster, one of said arms rising to show a bag of something inside. "Just delivered by one of my subjects." Beast Queen didn't relent in her glaring before swiping the bag and walking away to eat alone, leaving the Sub Queen to giggle at her attitude.
-With Vaccine Girl-
It had been a few hours since Vaccine Girl had left the apartment. She, with the help of a Subterranean getting her over the high fence, was enjoying the outside air around City-Z. Even the bits of air polluted by every passing car or smoking human that she passed by. After all, what better fuel for a monster made of pollution than more pollution?
With a deep breath, she sucked up what she could before breathing out nothing in a relaxing sigh.
"I know it's bad for the earth, but I need all I can get if I want to get enough strength to leave that apartment." she whispered before looking at her reflection in the window. "And thanks to this disguise, the humans don't recognize me as a monster. Now I can suck up as much of the smog as I want." She stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, her smile slowly falling as she sighed again. "But it's not enough. If it's just the little bits of smoke here and there, it'll take me forever to get anywhere. I need something more concentrated. But where? Maybe a land fill, or a polluted lake, or-"
"RUN! MONSTER!"
"NO I'M NOT!" she shrieked in a panic before clamping both hands over her mouth. She was about ready to bolt until she realized that everyone was running from something else. "Oh!" she muttered.
"PREPARE YOURSELVES, HUMANS!" shouted a voice from nearby. She watched, from inside an alleyway, as a blobby, humanoid monster appeared walking down the street. Each step it took left behind a mess of black, sticky gunk. Dark smoke wafted from it's body like a fog. Blood shot eyes stared dead ahead, a wheezy sound escaping it's open lips. "I AM TAR!"
"Pfft. How original." Vaccine Girl scoffed to herself. Said scoffing changed to shrieking when she felt the lid be ripped off, allowing the monster to glare down at her.
"What's this? A little street urchin?" Tar asked as he lifted her up, letting her flail in the air.
"Let me go, you stinkin' ball of-mmph!" Her protests were silenced when she suddenly found her head enveloped in a bubble of tar.
"I'm sorry. Did you say something?" he asked, a grin on his face as he listened to her muffled screams. Her legs kept on kicking and flailing, her hands getting smothered in the tar the more she tried to pull it off her head. His grin widened as her struggling slackened until...it stopped.
"Hehehehe! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" cackled tar as he dropped her still form on the ground. "Why does it feel so fun to watch humans die?" He held his hand up to where his ear should be towards her body. "What's that you say? 'Because killing pathetic creatures is just plain funny?' Great answer! Welp, nice meeting you shrimp!" he said with a pleasant smile as he walked off. "I wonder how long it'll take a full-sized human to asphyxiate."
-Sub Queen-
The sword wielder was currently on the roof practicing her sword swings. Stabs, swings, blocks, hilt strikes, and other attacks performed with ease from her four swords. She also mixed in some kicks and headbutts at the empty air, hoping to prepare for anything that could be thrown her way next time she fought.
"It's a shame the Beast Queen decided to go for a run." she grunted as she took a moment to rest and lay on the roof, the sunlight glistening off her sweat covered skin. Her rock-free skin. "Then again, she'd probably yell about my lack of clothing and shout about me being a hypocrite. At least I'm not the doing a 10 kilometer run topless through the streets, abandoned though they may be."
-Beast Queen-
The Beast Queen was running at top speed, her breasts bouncing back and forth as she did so, through the abandoned streets of City-Z's abandoned district. She could feel the sweat building up in her fur and on her shorts, causing her to huff in annoyance.
"One drawback of fur and tight clothes?" she huffed to herself. "The itching that comes from all the sweat. Hopefully I can wash it out later today."
-Meanwhile-
"Shit! I'm stuck! Help me!"
"Help you?! Help me!"
"I don't wanna die!"
Tar was having fun tormenting any humans that crossed his path. Tripping them up with globs of hot tar he'd ripped from his body and fling at their legs. Sticking them to walls to let them scream for help. Watching them flee and scream and push against each other to try and get a little more distance than the other.
"This is fun~" he sang as he came up to one of his victims. "So, where should I start? Bottom to top so I can hear you scream for mercy? Or top to bottom so I can watch your legs slowly stop kicking?"
The trapped man below Tar screamed as he scrambled against the pavement, his nails bleeding with how hard he was trying escape.
"Yeesh. I don't wanna hear that." Tar said, his sneer turning to a grin as he made his decision. "Top to bottom it is!" he declared as a wad of tar collected on his arm. The man struggled even harder as he was about to be smothered to death.
SKKRRCH!
The man expected a slow and painful death from asphyxiation to begin any moment now...aaaaany moment now.
"Who threw that?" Tar rumbled in a low and dangerous tone.
The man covered in tar looked to see Tar himself turned away, a glass bottle sticking out of his head.
"Me!"
The man, and all the other captives in the area, turned their attention (or as much as they could) towards the source of the voice, seeing it to be...
"Didn't I already kill you, kid?" Tar asked in shock, his eyes blinking a few times to see if he was hallucinating. After the third blink, he noticed a few features that were absent last time. Her cap and glasses were gone, revealing her sharp teeth...and pointy ears...and purple skin?
"Oh crap! Another monster!" a random captive shrieked.
"Wait? You're a monster?!" Tar asked before scratching the back of his head, a sheepish smile on his lips. "Whoops! Sorry about that. If I'd have known, I wouldn't have attacked you." His smile fell into a confused frown. "But, how are you alive?"
"Pollution." she simply said, confusing everyone around her.
"Pollution?" Tar asked, now more confused than before.
"That's right. It's what I am. I was created from this planet's pollution, which comes from a variety of pollutants. And one of those many pollutants..." she trailed off as she dug behind her right ear, pulled out a little black blob of something, and grinned as she popped it in her mouth. "Ish tar." she got out through her chew.
"You ate my tar?!" Tar asked in shock while a few of the captives grimaced in disgust.
"That's right." she responded, a grin showing all her sharp teeth in full view for everyone to see. "And guess what? I'm still hungry."
"...You're either insane, or just stupid." Tar deadpanned before scowling. "But either way, it doesn't matter. I'm sorry that I attacked you, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stand by and let you do what crazy thing you wanna do. Plus, you should know that you're too weak to stand up to me."
"You're right. I'm not." she said, her smile fading into a frown. The frown shifted to a smirk as she released a chuckle and looked back at him. "But that was before I had that little snack you left me." She held up her hand as something began forming in her palm before shifting into a tiny sphere. "Shall we?"
"You want to devour me?" Tar scoffed before flinging both arms forward, a twin fountain of tar shooting out towards Vaccine Girl. "THEN EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
-Later that night-
Saitama was eating inside his room with Beast Queen and Sub Queen, much to his chagrin. He didn't live in a really big apartment, so there wasn't a lot of room to begin with. As he ate, he couldn't help but look up at the time.
"I wonder where she is?" the bald hero asked aloud.
"Maybe Vaccine Woman, or Girl, or whatever found some new digs." Beast Queen suggested.
"If so, then she's a rude little creature for not even informing us." the Subterranean Queen sniffed.
"I wonder if I should go look for her." said Saitama as he finished his bowl.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"MASTER!"
"Genos?" Saitama asked in confusion.
"I thought he left for today." Beast Queen grunted as Sub Queen answered the door.
"Genos. Why are you-HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?!" Sub Queen shouted at the top of her lungs. The baldy and lionness rushed to the door to see Genos standing there, perfectly fine, next to...
"I found her along my way home, Master." Genos explained, his eyes looking down at a groaning Vaccine Girl.
"Uhhh...I guess...you found dinner?" Saitama asked, his voice matching his...disturbed expression.
"Fuck dinner! She looks like she had a feast!" Beast Queen laughed as she pointed at Vaccine Girl. A very, very, very stuffed Vaccine Girl.
"Worst...*HIC*...idea...*URP*...ever." she groaned under her huge girth. Said groaning increased as her gut seemed to shift and kick a little.
"Ooooohhhhh..."
A/N: If you have any complaints about the end, blame bullshit monster physics. Also, it's the Paradisers and Sonic next. Now, before you all start saying who to have as a female next, I must remind you. Sonic was sent to Prison for the worst humans ever. Not one of them was female. I don't know how to have this play out if you all scream for a female Sonic.
