Carinne: YAY! New chapter! Spins and does peace sign as confetti rains down and I wrote this one!
Olivia: What the heck are you doing?
Carinne: I'm dancing stupidly. What the hell does it look like I'm doing?
Olivia:…nvm. Just get on with the disclaimer.
Carinne: NO! I WILL NEVER SAY THE EVIL WORDS!…so Hiei will do it for me!
Hiei: These crazy onnas do not, I repeat, DO NOT own us. If they really did there would be mass havoc.
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Part One of Gender Bending Chaos
"Meagan-chan! Hurry your butt up!"
The Destinies had decided to take a break from all of the havoc that went on in the mansion. They had grabbed some hiking supplies, called up Carinne, and taken off to explore the woods nearby. At first the trip had been enjoyable.
"EEEK! SPIDEEERRR!"
"What the heck was that?"
"AHHH! THEY'RE OUT TO GET USS!"
But now it wasn't. There were spiders left and right, it was dark and damp, and they were hopelessly lost.
"Eunice! Where did you go?" Carinne and Olivia had been given the job to go and find Eunice, who had been lost about ten minutes ago. They were getting more and more nervous by the second, considering the fact that they had had a fear of doppelgangers. 1 They had come across a cave that looked like it was still inhabited. Suddenly a freak with leaves all over it popped out of the bushes nearby.
"BOO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Carinne and Olivia ran as fast as they could back to the others. Tackling Vanessa and Meagan to the ground they whimpered softly.
"What the heck is wrong with you fools!" Vanessa swatted two away. "Did you find Eunice?"
"Yup they sure did!" The freaky leaf creature popped up. Taking off the mask it wore it was none other than Eunice.
"You baka!" Carinne jumped off the ground and attempted to hit the fox-girl. "You scared the heck out of me!"
"Ha ha." Eunice danced out of the way. "Anyways, putting fear aside, I found a really cool cave! Lets go check it out!"
"Nuh-uh! There may be spiders in there!" Vanessa shook her head firmly.
"Yes! Lets go! I wanna see the cave!" Meagan punched the air excitedly. And so, Eunice and Meagan proceeded to drag their protesting friends to the mouth of the cave.
"It looks creepy."
"Um duh."
"Who should go in first?"
"I nominate…Olivia to go in first!"
"Oh thanks a lot Carinne. You obviously care for my safety!" Olivia grabbed a flashlight and led the way into the cave. Flicking the switch, they saw that the cave was covered in strange drawings and symbols. There was a very pronounced magical aura in the cave, and the Destinies did not like it.
"Oh my, what do we have here?" A voice as soft and as cracked as dry leaves in the wind reached the gang's ears. "Some lost young girls perhaps? Why don't they come in further?"
A solid black cat was winding its way around Vanessa's leg. She screamed loudly, and tried to keep it away. Hissing, it sauntered back over to its owner, a stooped figure huddled next to a small fire. It was an old woman with long gray hair. She motioned for the Destinies to get closer.
"And what are some fine young girls like you doing out here?" She passed them all a cup of warm tea. Taking the cups, they stared at the drinks suspiciously.
"We got lost." Eunice gave them all a warning glance not to drink. Something fishy was afoot.
"Ah…Its very easy to get lost in these woods." She waved her hand casually. "You must be very tired…why don't you drink some of my tea? It will make you feel better…"
Against their will the Destinies took a long drought from each of their cups. Fear entered their eyes as they felt magic course through them. Standing up quickly they ran out of the cave, the woman's laughter chasing them all the way home.
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The boys had found them gasping for breath at the front door of the mansion. Carinne had bunked with Olivia that night, too tired to go back home. They had all pretty much fainted upon their arrival, letting the warm embrace of sleep take them.
Olivia stumbled into her bathroom. Sleep was gone and the bathroom was calling instead. She closed the door and got the biggest shock of her life.
A loud yell woke everyone up in the mansion. Carinne, who was closest to its source was the first to get the bad news. Hearing Olivia's scream, she had fallen off of the chair she had been sleeping in. She ran to the bathroom door and opened it to find a scary sight.
There was a boy standing in the bathroom. A boy that looked a little too much like Olivia.
"W-who? W-what?" She became conscious that the boy was staring at her and pointing at her chest. She looked down to get another shock. She was completely flat.
"C-carinne? Is that you?" The boy was shaking violently. "Its me…Olivia."
Carinne and Olivia's screams echoed through the house once more.
Hiei and Yusuke burst through the door. Hiei, because he was concerned, Yusuke because he thought that there was another fight going on.
"What is going on in here?" Hiei busted down the bathroom door. Seeing two very effeminate boys he glared evilly at them. "Where are Carinne and Olivia?"
The two boys tackled our poor little fire demon to the ground.
"AHHH! HIEI! ITS HORRIBLE!"
"SAVE US!"
Hiei stared at them shocked as they two began to nuzzle him as only two other people would. Yusuke gaped at the odd sight his own yells adding to the din.
"Olivia? Carinne?"
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?"
More yells and screams echoed from the opposite side of the mansion. It seemed as if Eunice, Meagan, and Vanessa had woken up too…
'Olivia' and 'Carinne' leaped off of the fire demon and ran as fast as they could to their friends. Crashing into three other figures they all landed in a huge pile outside of Kurama's door.
Kurama, hearing the crash, opened his door to find five young bishies in very "suggestive" positions on the floor.
"oh my…" Was all he could squeak out.
"WHERE HAS MY PRECIOUS VANNESSA GONE?" Kuwabara ran in on the odd scene. One of the two blonde boys disentangled himself from the pile and smacked the orange head in the face.
"Who are you calling your precious you fool!" The blonde smacked him again for good measure. "I don't belong to anyone!"
"EK! ITS VANESSA!" The other blonde shot up and tackled 'Vanessa' to the ground.
"Meagan get off of me!"
"Oh my gosh its EUNICE!"
"What the heck! AK! OFF OF MEEE!"
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!"
"AHHHHH!"
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"…and then we ran as fast as we could, away from the creepy old lady." The boy who claimed to be Eunice finished up with their story. It seemed as if sometime last night, the Destinies had turned into, dare we say it, boys.
Kuwabara was weeping over Vanessa's new change. "Noooooo…my beautiful Vanessa is gone…"
"I'm not gone you fool!" Vanessa punched his head. "I'm just a boy!"
"This is so awful Olivia!" Carinne had decided that it was time for a bit of fun. And by fun he thought he and Olivia should scare everyone with their weird antics.
"There there its okay…" Olivia hugged her, I mean, his friend tightly, immediately catching on. "I'm here."
"Kyuuuu I want your heart Hatori2&3…"Carinne nuzzled Olivia's shoulder, fully aware as to how gay he (or she) seemed.
"You want it? Take it…"
"Mmmm...I will…"
"AGH! ENOUGH WITH THE GAYNESS YOU TWO!" Yusuke smacked Carinne with Vanessa's titanium bat. "We have to figure out what is going on! Do you want to be stuck as guys forever?" (Vanessa sntached her bat out of yusuke's hands and started to beat him with it.
"MY BAT! MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME FOOL!"
Meagan and Eunice firmly shook their heads and went to consult Kurama on the tea they had drunk.
Vanessa (who was done beating the crap out of yusuke) , Olivia and Carinne had other plans.
"Actually we don't mind this change one bit! I'm going to go find the scissors. " Vanessa sauntered off to find the scissors.
"Yup. We had actually discussed our plan if this ever did happen." Carinne ran off to find the hair dye. "I call the blue highlights!"
"And our plan was to go with the flow!" Olivia followed Carinne. "I get red!"
And thus they left a very confused Yusuke and Hiei behind.
"You know that you're gonna have two boys after you now, don't you?"
"…shut up."
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And so life in the mansion continued on as normally as it ever could. Meagan and Eunice had been at that cure for about two days when the Mabudachi Trio2 decided that it was time to have a little fun in their new bodies…
"BYE GUYS! WE'RE OFF CLUBBING!" Vanessa shouted up as they left.
Hiei stopped them at the door. "Oh no you're not. Especially not you three."
"Why not Hiei? Are you afraid for us?" Olivia and Carinne immediately went to work on buttering the fire demon up. "Don't worry, we won't do that much harm to the poor gay boys…"4
"No means no. I will not let you three go out clubbing! You aren't even of legal age yet!" He shoved the three away from the door.
Vanessa stared at Hiei questioningly. "How do you know what the age limit is Hiei-chan?"
"Because Kurama made me read the entire set of ningen laws. And don't call me Hiei-chan! Now…what to do about your clubbing ideas…" An evil glint entered the demon's eyes.
Twenty minutes later, Vanessa, Olivia and Carinne were in a closet tied up in fire proof rope. Hiei chuckled to himself at the sound of their muffled protests. He walked off, satisfied that they would never escape.
"No no…that wasn't right…" Kurama mixed a few of his home made herbal remedies together. An acrid smell wafted up to greet him.
Eunice rounded the corner. They were outside of the mansion where Kurama's garden held many different herbs. "Ewwww…What's that nasty smell…"
"Oh there you are Eunice. Did you get the mugwort? Did Meagan get the foxgloves?"
"Yes, I think I got what you wanted. Meagan should be right back."
"HERE I AM!"
"Thank you." Kurama took the plants and began calculating anew.
"Kurama, I don't think we are really getting anywhere with this random testing." Eunice looked over the long list of trials and errors. "We don't even know what was in the tea."
"Well, there is the chance that your blood hasn't flushed it all out…but it's a very slim chance…" Kurama pulled out several syringes.
Meagan stared at him in shock. "Where did those come from?"
Kurama looked away casually. "Oh, I carry them around in case I ever need to sedate you guys…"
"Give me those." Sticking one of the syringes into his arm, Eunice drew out a several milliliters of blood. "Is that enough for you?"
"For you yes. But I need samples of the rest of the gangs so that I can cross reference them." He turned to Meagan and took some blood out of his armremember…we are currently guys!. "Could you go and get samples from the other three?"
"SURE! YAY I GET TO PLAY NURSE!"
"I'll make sure Meagan doesn't go crazy with the needles…"
Meagan and Eunice went back into the mansion to go and find their friends. They had not heard the clubbing announcement and thus they did not know of the closet.
Looking in the kitchen first, they were immediately concerned at the lack of persons in there. Usually Carinne was trying to get at the sugar, and usually Olivia was helping.
They next checked Kuwabara's room. He usually knew of Vanessa's whereabouts.
"Have you seen Vanessa lately?" Meagan reluctantly entered his room.
"Nope. I think that Hiei was the last person to see her…" He turned back to his comic books. Over the past few days he had decided to leave male Vanessa alone because he had decided that he was straight. There was always Yukina…
As, Meagan left the room, Eunice pulled out Botan's demon calling whistle5. Giving it a good long blow, they waited for Hiei to come running over, yelling about the awful din they had caused.
"3…2…1…Now."
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT THING!" Hiei zoomed up into their faces.
"We were trying to find Vanessa, Carinne and Olivia and It said that you were the last person to see them." Eunice regarded him pretty calmly.
"Yeah I saw them." He ran his hand through his hair distractedly. "They said something about clubs and gay people so I locked them up in the broom closet."
"Take us to them now. We need to get blood samples from them so we can find a cure." Eunice twitched at the mention of gays.
"Sure…" They traveled to the infamous broom closet and opened the door to find some brooms, some rope and a small note attached to the back that said in bold letters:
HA HA WE HAVE ESCAPED! HAVE FUN TRYING TO CATCH US!
YOURS TRULY,
THE MABUDACHI TRIO 3
The three stared at this note in horror.
"Oh gods…no." and they rushed off to get their stun guns. lol
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"Damn it! Its just another heterosexual club." The Mabudachis had been wandering around the streets for an hour now. Determined to find a gay club they had searched everywhere in the huge downtown area. But things were not looking so good. It seemed as if Fate was determined to keep our newly made hormonal lads away from any and every gay bar. But they had deceived Fate before and they did so tonight too.
"AH-HAH! I FOUND ONE!" Vanessa poked her head around the corner. They were all wearing black and the corresponding colours of their highlights. Carinne had gotten kinky and made Olivia wear a collar that said 'Uke' on it. They had made sure that they looked the part; as in both gay and Goth.
A smallish neon sign that said "Cult" In curling red letters flashed periodically, teasing them to enter. It seemed like a walk in club so the Mabudachis barged right in. Neon lights were flashing everywhere as a goth-rock band poured their souls out into the music. There were gay people freak dancing every where causing the trio's eyes to almost pop out of their sockets.
"Oh crap…Do you guys think that you could handle the drinks?" Carinne raced off towards the bathroom, suffering from a bloody nose.
"Baka." Olivia used her Nightmare's powers to steal a couple of beers from the bar. Popping one open for each of them, she stared at a really cute boy with spiky cinnamon brown locks. He seemed to be giving her the eye. Looking over at Vanessa, the blonde seemed to be staring at another boy with short pale blonde locks.
"Hmmm…I can tell tonight is going to be veeeery interesting…." Vanessa commented idly, the beer quickly numbing her mind.
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Okay we are going to pause for a moment. The next section has shonenai and some sentences that will change your opinions on the Trio permanently. Lol. I warn you though, at the next page break is the conclusion to this chapter. And it is not very long. -.-;
"WE NEED TO FIND THOSE FRIGGIN FAGGOTS!" lol. Lame pun. Yusuke, Hiei, Eunice and Meagan were frantically trying to figure out where the Trio had gone. After much consideration and arguing, they figured that they either had gone to a gay bar or they had gotten hopelessly lost out in town. They hoped it was the latter. All of them were a bit nervous at the thought of going into a gay bar to try and located the bakas.
"Calm down Yusuke. We have plenty of time to find them." Meagan smacked his/her boyfriend hard on the back. "Its not like they can't take care of themselves you know."
"Actually that depends on whether or not they're drunk or sugar high…" Eunice said softly, trying to track down her friends aura patterns. "I think that they went this way."
She dragged them down the same alley the Trio had gone down. Seeing the bright neon sign, she reached for the door.
Hiei stopped her hand. "Erm…are you sure you want to go in there? You know…considering how to take to gay people?" His eyes shifted alittle.
"…I guess you're right…" So Hiei pushed open the door, they four saw the exact same sight that the others had seen: Rampant, horny, GAY people. Except they took it in many different ways… I got nothing against gay people. They are friggin awesome! XD
Eunice stared at the gay people in shock. "WHAT IS YOUR GUYS'S PROBLEMS!" she screamed hysterically. A few of the gays closest to the door stopped for a moment and stared at him/her. After a few minutes of consoling, Eunice ended up having to wait outside and make up a trap to ensnare her "gay" friends. Hiei, Yusuke, and Meagan proceeded into the club.
They asked around if anyone had seen three crazy boys who were around 14-15 years old. Several people said no. Hiei ended up having to dodge around for fear of getting molested. Lol. There were many cries of "Deflower the boy!" at which they would all run away frantically not chancing to find out who the speaker was addressing.
"Yeah, I saw them. They went to one of the back rooms. Don't know if you should bother them though…" A tall, blonde answered, a little preoccupied with his boyfriend. Finally they could grab the idiots and get the hell out of there!
"…thanks…" They ran off to go fetch the boys.
They had made their way to the back of the club and had found several rooms that had velvet curtains instead of doors. Quickly ruling out several of the rooms, they figured that the one with the red curtain was the one they wanted.
"OKAY THAT'S IT! YOU THREE ARE COMING BACK HOME RIGHT NOW!" Yusuke ripped open the dark red curtain that served as a barrier to what ever was going on in the room. He stopped and froze in the doorway, making Hiei and Meagan have to look over his shoulder to see what was going on.
Beer bottles were strewn everywhere, along with some wrist bands and arm warmers. Olivia was pinned under the brunette gasping. Carinne had taller boy with long ebony hair pinned on the ground and was making out with him quite passionately . Vanessa was up against the wall, trapped by the pale blonde, who was sucking on her neck.
"…twitch…twitch…twitchy, twtich…TWIIIIIIITCH…" the three at the door gave a long twitching spasm.
"WE ARE GOING HOME. NOW." They grabbed their friends who were waaaay to drunk to argue and took them back to the mansion.
"Hi Hiei…ngh…wanna join the orgy? He he he…" Carinne giggled insanely.
"Wheeeeee I can see the moon and its made out of CHEEZE!" Olivia was spinning around in a circle staring up at the moon.
"Hey Meagan…Knickers. He hee hee…" Vanessa poked everything and anything saying the word 'kinckers' over and over again.
They dragged their friends towards the door. Stepping out first they didn't want their friends to run off and escape, regardless of Eunice's trap.
"Okay, we got them so lets—AGH!" Yusuke, Meagan and Hiei were suddenly strung up by their ankles in toilet paper cocoons.
Eunice popped out from behind a trashcan. "YES I GOT THEM! I GOT….them…oops….ha ha ha?" She saw the three hanging.
Hiei ripped out of his cocoon and ran off towards the mansion to get the muzzles.
Bursting through the doors, he started to rummage in the many broom closets. Kuwabara walked by and stopped walking out of sheer curiosity.
"Hey Hiei. Whacha doing?" He munched on his Cheetos.
"Getting the muzzles so that we can stop those three from getting molested by gays." He looked up at the sound of falling Cheetos. Kuwabara was running off in the clubs direction.
He burst though the door screaming, "I'LL SAVE YOU VANESSA!"
The Trio looked up in shock. Their "captives" leaped out of their arms and ran out screaming.
"AHHHHH! SAVE US FROM THE UGLINESS! ITS HORRIBLE!"
The Trio's gazes quickly became glares.
"You are one dead fucker, Kuwabara." Carinne whispered maniacally.
Ten minutes later, a thouroughly beatup Kuwabara came crashing through the entrance.
"JUMP THEM NOW!" Yusuke, Meagan, Eunice, and Hiei jumped the exiting Trio and muzzled them soundly, which was a good idea considering the fact that Carinne was still riding on her wave of sexual tension and was snapping at every one. (literally)
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Finally managing to drag their drunken friends home, they managed to take the needed blood. They were all a little freaked by the night's events but decided that they would hold their silence. I mean, what were they supposed to say? We went chasing after our friends who were straight girls turned into gay guys and happened up on them doing acts with some other random gay guys! Eyah. If they wanted to get humiliated for the rest of their lives…pfft.
By the end of the day, Kurama had gotten the antidote formula. Using the extra syringes, he injected it directly into their blood streams, so that the medicine would take effect faster. The Desitinies who were not drunk and asleep, quickly became unconscious.
When they next woke up they found that they were back their normal, crazy, less hormonal, female selves. While Carinne, Oliva and Vanessa were lamenting that the change had lasted for only a couple of days, they were all relieved that their lives could go back to it 'normal' pace.
FIN
1 Olivia and Carinne have had an intense fear of doppelgangers ever since they read Goodnight Moon by Uzumaki-sama. It freaked them out really bad. Still, if you are willing to read very good, angsty, yaoi-full Kingdom Hearts fictions then you should check out her stuff. Goodnight Moon is best read in the middle of a dark and stormy night. Or just a dark night in general. olivia; just be warned you may never be able to sleep again.
2 Within our group, we nickname ourselves our favorite characters from Furuba. Olivia is Hatori, Vanessa is Shigure, Carinne is Ayame(they are the Mabudachi Trio), Eunice is Hatsuharu, and Meagan is currently undecided.
3 Olivia and Carinne act very…cozy even thought they are perfectly straight.
4 This is based off a real topic we discussed during lunch. Carinne asked everyone what their sexuality would be if they were guys and as expected the Mabudachis said that they would all be gay(coz there are way to many hot bishies in the world XD) and Eunice and Meagan said that they would like the stay girls and or would be straight.
5 In the Chapter Black saga of YYH, there was a time where Botan used this sort of "doggy whistle for demons" in an effort to try and locate Hiei. She needed his help to try and rescue Yusuke form the newbie psychics.
Carinne: YAY! I FINISHED IT! Okay so its not as long as before my computer ate it but hey at least I got it done Olivia. Anyways, this chapter should give you a good idea as to how crazy and freakish and just plain random I am. Sigh Okay, review, ne?
Olivia: My turn! Yay! This gets the award for the loooongest chapter in the Destiny Saga Chronicles! XD Cinnamon brown locks, ne Aaya? -grin- Good job on the chapter Aaya! -glomp-
