A/N: As stated in the last chapter, there is a poll up on my profile regarding the effects of Saitama's training on women. Just a friendly reminder.
The next few days didn't bring much else to City-Z, but whatever new things it did bring sure brought about a bit of chaotic fun.
One of which was a delivery, with a side order of a embarrassment and laughs.
-Saitama's Apartment-
Saitama was watching the morning news for anything to do before yawning. Captain Mizuki came, trained with Beast Queen, left because she had to be ready to do her hero duties, and other such stuff.
"Looks like another borning day." he sighed as Genos opened the door for the Beast Queen, allowing her to walk inside.
"Hey, Saitama!" she greeted with a wave, earning a casual wave back. "There's someone here who wants to talk to you."
"Really? Who?" he asked, looking up at her from the TV. He watched as Beast Queen stepped aside, revealing another familiar face.
"Um...hi?" Mosquito Girl greeted with a wave as she staggered inside his apartment. When one flies all the time, the use of one's legs are practically non-existant.
"Who are you?" Saitama asked, his head tilted in thought as he tried to place her face.
"I'm Mosquito Girl, remember?' said the monster woman. "I fought the cyborg there. I had tons of mosquitoes sucking the blood of whatever creature they could find? You slapped me just before I could kill him!"
"Oh! Now I remember." Saitama said in realization before looking back at the TV. "Did you need something?" Mosquito Girl sighed as her head dropped before standing up straight.
"I came because I brought you something." she said as she walked back outside for a moment, then walked back in with a plastic bag. She placed it upon the table, revealing about a half dozen small containers. "I hope you like them."
"What are they?" the baldy asked while Genos scanned the contents inside.
'Dashi. Green Onions. Benishoga. Soy Sauce. Eggs. Salt. Flour. Octopus.' he mentally listed off. 'Wait, is that-' he thought before Saitama opened a container, revealing it to be...
"Takoyaki?" Saitama asked in surprise as he stared down at the steaming food.
"That's right!" Mosquito Girl beamed. "And it's still hot and fresh!"
"Thanks!" Saitama smiled as he ate one. "It's good."
"Mosquito Girl." Genos spoke up, gaining her attention. "I have some questions about this takoyaki you've brought my master." His eyes glared up at her, putting her on edge as he continued. "Where did you get this food from? And why bring it to my master at all?"
"If you really must know, it came from the doctor's new business." she huffed.
"The Doctor owns a Takoyaki shop?" Beast Queen asked.
"He will once he gets it all okayed." Mosquito Girl nodded before posing, sticking her tongue out and winking. "And I'm gonna be a waitress there!"
"No offense, but I don't think that's gonna work with your current appearance." Beast Queen deadpanned at her as she looked at her non-human legs, arms, compound eyes, and many other mosquito-like appendages.
"That's why the doctor's going to reshape my body. Make me look more human." Mosquito Girl explained before turning back to Genos. "And as for why I'm deliviring it here? It's because this is all from Dr. Genus, not me."
"Who now?" Saitama asked after eating another ball of takoyaki.
"He is the scientist that created the House of Evolution, along with creatures like Mosquito Girl, Beast Queen, and Carnage Kabuto." Genos explained.
"Oh. Okay." Saitama nodded.
"Why would he send this to my master?" Genos asked.
"For changing his mind about artificial evolution. It seems that Saitama's victory over Carnage Kabuto shook his faith in the whole thing." Mosquito Girl explained.
"And that lead him to open a takoyaki shop?" Sub Queen asked after walking inside the still open door. "Also, hello Mosquito Girl."
"Hey, easy. My apartment's not very big, remember?" Saitama complained at everyone crowding around.
"Sorry Master." Sub Queen bowed before walking back out the door and looking in.
"Actually, he started a takoyaki stand because one of his earlier experiments in cloning resulted in an unlimited supply of octopus tentacles." said Mosquito Girl.
"So he never has to buy octopus?" Saitama asked. "That's pretty cool."
"Uh, Master?" Sub Queen called from the doorway. "I hate to interrupt, but I came down to talk to you."
"Is something up?" the baldy asked.
"It's Vaccine Girl. She hasn't returned yet." Sub Queen stated, her expression one of worry.
"If she went out in a disquise, there's nothing to worry about." Beast Queen scoffed.
"She left after breakfast. That was hours ago." Sub Queen said with a glare before her expression softened, her gaze out towards the rest of City-Z. "I'm worried. I want to look for her, but..."
"Even with a disguise, you would most likely stick out in the city." Genos stated, unknowingly voicing her thoughts.
"What Genos said." the Subterranean Queen sighed. "And Mizuki left, so I can't ask her to look around for her. Is there a chance you or Genos could-"
"Unidentified object nearby!" Genos interrupted as he sprang to his feet. "It is here!"
"Really? Where is it?" Saitama asked.
"Above the building!" Genos shouted as he immediately rushed out the door and up the stairwell.
"I wonder what it is." Mosquito Girl pondered as she and the others all ran up to the roof, with Saitama grabbing the takoyaki on the way. When they arrived, they saw what looked to be a strange balloon floating in the sky.
"What is that?" Beast Queen asked as she shielded her eyes from the sun.
"I am detecting two life signs." Genos stated, his arm raised to unleash a fireball at it. "I should be able to destroy whatever it is with one shot." He began charging his weapon, only for the balloon to suddenly start flying around in circles. "Has it sensed my attack?!"
"I don't know, but I think it's shrinking." Mosquito Girl stated, their heads swiveling around to keep track of it. When it finally stopped shrinking, they saw that it looked like a small human.
"It's a kid?!" Beast Queen yelped as Saitama moved to keep himself under it, arms held out as he moved back and forth.
"Wait! That kid looks...familiar?" the Subterranean Queen said, her three eyes squinted as the kid fell towards them all, it's screaming hitting their ears. Saitama took one final step to the left, placing him right under the kid and catching them in his arms. When they finally saw them up close...
"...I'm home." a disguised Vaccine Girl groaned, her eyes unfocused and drool dripping from her lips.
"Hi." Saitama greeted calmly, gaining Vaccine Girl's attention. When she finally stopped seeing double, she saw that she was being carried in his arms bridal style, sending a blush up her face.
"Uh...hi?" she squeeked up at him before turning to glare at the snickering monsters nearby. "Shut up and get me a rope!" she growled.
"Why do you ne-eed a rope?" Beast Queen chuckled alongside Sub Queen and Mosquito Girl. All laughter stopped when a gurgling noise came from Vaccine Girl.
"Because until this little bastard digests, I need a tether!" she moaned as she lifted her shirt, showing something poking at her flat stomach from the inside.
"Bitten off more than you can chew again?" the Subterranean Queen joked, causing Beast Queen to clamp her mouth shut as she fell to her knees.
"SHUT UP! IT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL!" she roared.
"I can't believe the video you showed us were true!" Mosquito Girl chortled as she hugged herself.
"What exactly happened?" Genos asked.
"I went out for another walk, and..."
-Earlier-
Vaccine Girl, back in disguise, had decided to try and test out what little strength she'd gathered.
"Okay. I can do this." she whispered to herself from within an alleyway. She looked to make sure no humans were coming before taking a few deep breaths and closing her eyes. Nothing happened at first before a strange aura slowly began enveloping her form. A moment later, her feet left the ground as her body lifted into the air. She cracked an eye open, then nearly hollered in joy at seeing her body float.
"Yes!" she whispered to herself after her feet touched back down to the ground. "A little more strength and I'll be able to actually move around instead of just floating a few inches off the ground!" She took a deep breath before letting out a long sigh of relief, then blinked before sniffing the air. "What's that smell?" she asked herself as she walked towards the exit of the alley. "Whatever it is, it smells foul! Almost...toxic?
She stopped when someone stumbled into view, seemingly coughing and gagging on nothing. They kept coughing even as they dropped to their knees before falling over unconscious. She stared down at the human before her ears picked up on more coughing. She peeked out of the alley to see other people all stumbling around and coughing, some even going so far as to clutch at their chests.
'What's going on here? They're all collapsing.' she thought before her eyes widened and she cast her gaze skyward. 'It must be that smell! What's causing this?!' She quickly made sure her disguise was in place before running out into the street and following the smell. 'I gotta find it, and fast!' She ran as fast as she could, which was faster than she thought, before she noticed the air getting a little hazier. "Must be close!" she said to herself before she heard a commotion coming from further up.
"THERE IT IS!"
"CATCH IT!"
"HOW?! IT'S TOO FAST!"
"CAN IT EVEN BE CAUGHT?!"
She watched as men dressed in hazmat suits were running around in circles, their eyes to the sky as they swung nets and other capturing devices above their heads. She turned her gaze up to see something no bigger than her fist zipping and darting around the area, a heavy fog spilling out every now and then.
"What is that? Some kind of smog fairy or something?" she whispered to herself as she watched the chaos unfold.
"Where's a Hero when you need one?!" she heard one of them men grunt as he swung his net, missing it by a mile.
"The Heroes that were here are being taken to the hospital!" griped another before a net came over his head. "HEY!"
"Sorry!" another apologized before the both of them were knocked off their feet when the little monster whizzed under them. Both of them shook their heads as they got to their feet, one of whom was facing Vaccine Girl's direction.
"AH SHIT! IT'S THE ROLY POLY VORE GIRL!" he shrieked, causing the others to all turn and panic at the sight of her, thinking she might eat one of them.
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME!" she barked in anger. "DO I LOOK LIKE A ROLY-"
Her ranting was cut off as the little smog monster swished by another group of hazmat men, speeding right towards Vaccine Girl-
SMACK!
-smacking right into her mouth-
GULP!
-and finally, down her throat.
"Holy crap. She ate it!" a hazmat man said in stunned shock as Vaccine Girl coughed.
"W-*cough*-What just happened?!" she gasped out before her whole body began jerking around. "Whoa! Hey! What's going on he-"
FWOOMP!
The group of hazmat men all stared as Vaccine Girl's stomach suddenly ballooned up, slowly lifting her off the ground.
"Oh come on! Not agaURRRRPP!" she began protesting before being violently flung into a wall. Hard.
"Ouch. That had to hurt." one of the men commented as Vaccine Girl returned to her normal size, her form wobbling on it's feet as she shook her head.
"I gotta get out of-"
FWOOMP!
"FUCK!" cursed Vaccine Girl as she bloated up once again. "The others are never gonna let me live this doUUUURRRPPP!"
"Is it wrong that I actually feel sorry for the little monster?" one of the men asked as they watched Vaccine Girl's form fly around and out of sight.
-Present-
"After that, I did all I could to steer myself home. And here we are." Vaccine Girl groaned from where she was floating nearby, her body being tethered by a rope. Saitama merely listened to the story alongside Genos, leaving the three monster women to almost laugh themselves into unconsciousness.
"This is too much!" Beast Queen wheezed out, her cheeks and whiskers stained with tears.
"First a Tar monster! Now a little smog monster?! What next?!" Sub Queen chortled, all four of her arms hugging her ribs.
"Whatever it is, I hope to see it as well!" Mosquito Girl guffawed.
"Yeah yeah! Laugh it up you three!" Vaccine Girl growled. "Each time this thing tries busting out is more power for me! And when it's finally dead and I"m back to normal, I'm gonna pound all three of your headsURRRRRRPP!"
The five non-pollution beings on the roof watched as Vaccine Girl's form flew around and around in circles, her body not flying off thanks to the rope keeping her tied down to the rooftop like a balloon. They watched as Saitama caught her once again before setting her down, allowing her to lunge at the Subterranean Queen, who merely stepped back just enough that the purple midget face planted when she reached the end of her rope. She snarled and gnashed her teeth at Sub Queen, who then riled her up some more when she asked Genos for his memorific video footage of this whole event.
And lest we forget, the dangers of washing outside, abandoned area or not.
Beast Queen had finished her run once again and was washing under the flow from a fire hydrant, letting the cold water soothe her muscles and cool her down.
"Much better~" she sighed as she washed herself while waiting for Mizuki to finally catch up. Her smile soon dropped as she simply let the water flow over her furry form.
"Something on your mind?"
"What?!" Beast Queen yelped in shock before glaring at the Subterranean Queen. "Oh, it's you."
"That's all you have to say after I came all the way out here to give you these?" Sub Queen pouted as she brought a few towels and spare change of clean clothes.
"I could've gotten them when I got back." she grumbled as she turned and away.
"Alright. What's wrong?" Sub Queen asked, her expression showing she was serious.
"I don't know. I feel...cooped up." said the Beast Queen.
"Cooped up? You go out every day." Sub Queen stated.
"I know. But it's only in the abandoned area." Beast Queen sighed as she let the water wash over her body.
"You want to travel out farther." Sub Queen summarized. "Then why not simply get some clothes to disguise yourself like Vaccine Girl does?"
"I don't know. I feel...restless. I haven't fought any battles since losing to Saitama, and I fear I'll lose it sooner or later." she explained before looking back at the Subterranean Queen, arms held out wide to gesture at herself. "I mean, I was created for the sole purpose of destroying humans! How can I walk amongst them, disguise or not, and trust myself to not just lash out?!" She finished with a sigh and sat down under the water. "I know it's Saitama's one rule, but it's hard to surpress myself."
The Subterranean Queen stood there gaping in awe at the lionness monster's plight, never really thinking that something like this could bother her. She crossed one set of arms while another set tapped her chin and scratched her head before blinking and smiling at her.
"If you're wanting a fight, then why not just ask any of us for a spar? I'm sure Genos wouldn't mind to test out his upgrades. And Saitama's not really doing much anyways. Heck. I'll take you on if you want."
"I thought you said a spar, not a beatdown." Beast Queen deadpanned at the last suggestion, though her smile had returned when Sub Queen huffed indignantly and crossed her arms.
"I haven't only been visiting my kingdom just to make sure everything's alright each day! I train and better myself in the art of swordplay!" she stated.
"I've seen you use your swords before." Beast Queen retorted with a yawn. "The doctor's semi-complete mutations moved with more grace than your fat ass did."
POW!
Beast Queen reeled back as she rubbed her jaw, a scowl coming up as she glared at the Subterranean Queen.
"Graceful enough to hit a kitten like you!" Sub Queen snarled.
"THAT'S IT!" Beast Queen roared as she lunged at her, leading the two into a street fight. Beast Queen slashed and punched at Sub Queen, who dodged and jumped around to avoid getting hit. Still, she did managed a few lucky hits, seeing as her magma clothing was nothing but crumbled rock on the ground, leaving both combatants bare ass naked in the middle of the streets. The Sub Queen waited for an opening before using her four arms to grab the Beast Queen and twirl her around. She then proceeded to latch onto the Beast Queen's back by locking her arms up with her own upper set of arms and locking her legs around her waist.
"Gotcha~" Sub Queen sang before using her lower set of arms to begin tickling the Beast Queen's armpirts, making her dance around and laugh.
"AHH! NO STOP! HAHAHA! TH-THAT'S CHEATING, YOU BITCH!" Beast Queen laughed as she danced around in the water, drenching them both. She stopped dancing and began thrashing wildly when Sub Queen began to add groping into the mix, her free hands dancing and squeezing the furry funbags. "HEY! QUIT TOUCHING THOSE!" she yelped as a blush creeped up her face. The thrashing stopped when Beast Queen slipped and fell backwards on top of Sub Queen, who let go when the air was knocked out of her lungs from the impact. This allowed the Beast Queen to flip herself over and pin the Sub Queen to the ground beneath her. "Grope me, will ya?!" she snarled before reaching down and squeezing the Sub Queen's tits, making her scream and moan. "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!"
BA-BAM!
"YEOWCH!" Beast Queen yelped in pain when the Sub Queen's four hands turned into fists and punched the Beast Queen's breasts from both sides, squishing them as if they were in a vice. That caused her to growl down at the Subterranean Queen before actually resorting to biting her her tit, causing her to scream and thrash about. She let go after she felt satisfied that her teethmarks would leave imprints, which caused the Subterranean Queen to growl up at her. Both reeled their arms back to continue-
"Ahem!"
-before a cough made it painfully clear that they weren't alone. Both monster women shifted their gaze to see Mizuki standing there, the sun glistening off her body, with Saitama standing next to her, eyebrow raised at the scene, and carrying a bag of groceries.
"Uh...what are you two doing.? he asked them.
"Umm...nothing?" Beast Queen lied.
"I think it's a little more than nothing when two monster women fight, soaked in water, and without any clothing on." Mizuki deadpanned.
"SHE STARTED IT!" they both yelled as they pointed accusing fingers at each other.
"Well, whoever started it, please finish it before you come back. You'll wreck the building if you try that here." Saitama ordered casually. "And please put your clothes back on."
Overall, it was actually a pretty normal day.
A/N: And that ends the filler days. Let's get back to the main story then, huh?
