A/N: Warning, this chapter contains ecchi. Brace yourselves.
It was another lazy day in the City-Z abandoned district as the tenants went through the usual motions. Beast Queen and Captain Mizuki were on the roof doing their exercises before the 10k run. The Subterranean Queen had disappeared into the earth for her own reasons. Genos was writing in his notebook about Saitama's daily 'exercise.' And Vaccine Girl, or Woman after her last growth spurt, was inside Saitama's apartment with Saitama, Genos, and a terrified Ki looking up at her.
"Why are you cowering from Vaccine Girl?" Saitama asked.
"Actually, call me Vaccine Woman." said the purple monster as she girnned down at a shivering Ki. "And she's cowering because I said I was hungry and she flipped."
"The others told me about you. How you've been eating other monsters!" Ki whimpered, earning a snicker from Vaccine Woman.
"Only monsters that are made of pollutants. Like Tar and Smog and such. Other than that, nah." Vaccine Woman explained. "So don't worry. You're safe." Ki didn't look convinced as she continued to tremble behind Saitama, who was busy eating his breakfast. "After all, I'm not the one who ripped your hair off to make a meal of it."
Saitama groaned as Ki yelled in his ear in fright before zipping away and cowering behind Genos, who remained stoic throughout the whole ordeal.
"I wanna leave! I want my hair back!" she comically sobbed.
"I do recall you saying you wished to leave once your hair had returned." said Genos. "If I assist you, will you make good on your word and stop bothering Master Saitama?"
"Pleeeease!" she begged like a kid wanting a toy for their birthday.
"Very well." said the cyborg as he stood up. "I will return shortly, Master." Genos informed before leaving the apartment.
"He doesn't like me much, does he?" Ki asked.
"Don't take it personally. I think the guy that turned him into a cyborg may have left a rod or something up his ass by mistake." Vaccine Woman joked.
"That makes a lot of sense." Ki said before flinching when Saitama stood up.
"Why are you flinching a lot?" he asked. He recieved his answer when she glared up at him and lightly tugged at her last strand of seaweed. "Oh." he said in understanding. "Well, you did ask for a fight."
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO MAKE ME AS BALD AS YOU!" she snapped, only to hide behind Vaccine Woman when he grunted with a frown. "I'm sorry! Don't take the last of my hair!"
"I won't." he sighed before turning on the TV and switching to the news, leaving the two monsters to let themselves out.
"Is that all he does? Eat and watch the news?" Ki asked.
"Nah. Sometimes he lets monsters like us stay here, so long as we don't wreck the building." Vaccine Woman answered as they walked up the stairs to the roof, where Captain Mizuki and Beast Queen were finishing the last of their push-ups.
"98...99...100!" Mizuki stated before the both of them stood up to their full height. "Whew! Now for the run!"
"Want me to give you a headstart? Say, half an hour?" Beast Queen grinned, earning a pout from Mizuki.
"Keep laughing. I'll get faster in no time." she defended as the two of them made for the stairs.
"Do most of you walk around naked?" Ki asked.
"I have to deal with sweat in my fur. I'm not dealing with a sweat and a shirt while I train." Beast Queen answered as they walked back down the stairs.
"And what about the Subterranean Queen?" she asked as she and Vaccine Woman followed them down the stairs to the street.
"She says she walks around like that because it's hard to move with clothes on, real or magma made." BQ said before she and Mizuki took off, leaving the two monster women alone on the street.
"So...what now?" Ki asked.
"I can ask Saitama for some spare clothes and we can go walk around City-Z." Vaccine Girl suggested.
"Shame I can't come with you."
Both monsters turned to see Sub Queen approached, her breasts confined in a type of armor while she now wore a thong of the same material. She also sported spiked arm and shin guards, guantlets, and bracelets to finish, all of which was gleaming a color between silver and a light teal.
"Not exactly something I can walk around town in." Sub Queen boasted as she stood above them.
"Nice armor." Vaccine Woman commented as she eyed the four armed monster from head to toe. "Where'd you get it?"
"My people have had access to materials that the humans could only dream of getting their hands on." Sub Queen bragged. "And now, thanks to Genos and this doctor he speaks of, I've finally got a way to refine and shape it. What do you think?"
"Looks nice." Vacccine Woman smiled before stopping at her choice of undergarments. "Though Saitama'll probably just say you need pants."
"It's a work in progess." Sub Queen huffed, making Vaccine Woman laugh while Ki sulked.
"Everybody has a way to protect themselves." she moaned as she rubbed her head.
"Well, you are part plant, right?" Vaccine Woman asked. "Why don't you just drink some water and make it grow again?"
"It's not that simple." Ki deadpanned.
"She's right." Sub Queen nodded before smirking. "You have to plant her in the ground first."
"KOMBU DOESN'T GROW LIKE A VEGETABLE!" Ki snapped, sending the other two into fits of laughter.
-Time passes-
Ki was looking at herself in the mirror in the bathroom of Vaccine Woman and Sub Queen's room as she gently fingered her last piece of seaweed, her last piece of defense against any threat.
"What am I gonna do?" she moaned. "Even if I do get my hair back, would they really let me go? I mean, the baldy and cyborg are freaking heroes. What kind of hero lets the monster go?" She sighed as she rested her head against the mirror, her eyes closed in thought. "What am I gonna do?"
"You are going to do as you have promised."
Her eyes shot open as she looked at the bathroom door to see Genos standing there, a bag full of containers in his hand.
"You said that you would leave when your hair has returned, correct?" he said.
"Y-Yeah. I'd rather not be here for long with everyone here." Ki nodded before looking at the bag. "What are those?"
"I did some research on my way to the store, and may have found a way to accelerate your hair growth." he explained as he handed her the bag.
"Liquid fertilizer?" she asked as she took out one of the bottles.
"Correct. It is only a theory, but I believe that these may help you restore your hair. Just as Vaccine Woman has been devouring monsters full of pollutants to regain her own strength, these may help you as well."
"Really?!" she nearly squealed in joy as she dug the bottles out before looking back at his retreating back. "Hey." she said, stopping him just as he was about to shut the door. "The others say that Saitama won't come after me if I leave as long as I don't hurt humans anymore. Is that true?"
"Correct. And neither will I." he answered. "Anything else?" Ki looked away for a moment, then back up at him.
"Why does he spare us? No other hero would think to do so unless it was ordered by the Hero Association."
"I cannot say." he answered before leaving. Ki just grunted at her disatisfying answer before looking down at the bottles.
"Four different brands, huh?" she said as she looked at each one. "One of them has got to do the trick. But which one?" She rested her chin in her hand as she wondered what to try before glancing at herself out of the corner of her eye at the mirror, her nearly bald head shining from the bathroom light. In that moment, her decision came in the form of two little words.
"Fuck it!"
Vaccine Girl, Captain Mizuki, Saitama, and Beast Queen were all a fair distance away from Genos and the Subterranean Queen, who were about to face off against the other in the same place Saitama and Genos rumbled not too long ago.
"So what brought all this on?" Saitama asked.
"Well, the Subterranean Queen wanted to test her new armor, along with wanting to spar with someone since she says she trains during her visits back underground." Captain Mizuki explained.
"She would've asked you, but she knew that you'd just break it like glass." Vaccine Girl added. "And we all know the outcome of a fight between the two of you."
"Looks like they're about to start." Beast Queen grunted as both fighters got into stances. Genos powering up his body and Sub Queen brandishing her four swords.
"I will not be holding back." Genos stated.
"Wouldn't be a proper test if you did." Sub Queen smirked before lunging at Genos. The cyborg waited before activating his arm thrusters, launching him out of the way before charging up and barreling towards her. She responded by igniting her blades and slashing the air with them.
"FLAME SLASH!" she cried out, a small wave of scorching air causing Genos to dodge at the last moment before trying again. 'It's my weakest attack, but it's speed should help keep him at a distance.' she thought.
"An interesting technique."
She turned and raised her blades just in time to block a punch from Genos, sending her skidding across the battlefield.
"But your speed is nothing to mine. You will not hit me." he stated.
"Is that so?" she asked frigidly, her grip tightening on her blades before they ignited. "Don't get too full of yourself, Genos!" she roared as she swung her left arms, sending a flaming cross slash at him.
"Futile." he muttered as dodged the attack, followed by many others. 'Her speed has indeed increaseed, but it is not enough.' he thought as he dodged the last of them. He turned to her the moment his feet touched the ground, only for his eyes to widen in shock at her absence.
"Where is she?" he asked as he looked around before feeling the earth shift beneath his feet. "Below?!"
"SPIRAL FLAME DRILL!"
Genos jumped a split-second before the Subterranean Queen burst from the ground, the tips of her four blades set ablaze and pressed together as her whole body spun at high speeds, creating a deadly piercing attack. She stopped spinning and landed on the ground before smirking at Genos.
"Did you forget already? I'm a Subterranean. We're known for our digging prowess. To me, this barren field is nothing but a giant swimming pool." she explained before disappearing back into the ground.
'Does she mean to stay underground to avoid my attacks?' Genos thought before slamming his fist into the ground. "Useless! INCINERATE!" he cried out as flames erupted from the ground below, blasting the Sub Queen out of the dirt and into the sky.
"Hey!" Vaccine Woman yelled from where she and the others were watching. "You're suppose to spar with her, not barbecue her!" Genos didn't even acknowledge her words as he watched the fireball that is the Subterranean Queen land on the ground, the flames licking her body as she stood to her full height. She crossed all four arms before lashing them out, dispelling the flames from her unscathed body.
"What?!" Genos gaped in shock.
"Did you really think a supercharged flamethrower was gonna do anything to a monster that can expel magma from her hands?" she snickered before sheathing her blades and crossing her arms before her. "Now, show me what you got, Tin Man!"
Genos growled as his systems charged to max before he charged at her again, arms reeled back to perform his signature melee move.
"Machine Gun Blows!"
His arms blurred with motion as they struck her over and over and blinding speeds, the sound of metal striking metal resonating with each punch that struck her armor.
"Wow! Genos-Senpai is fast!" Mizuki commented from the sidelines.
"You want fast? I can move twice as fast as him." Beast Queen boasted, arms crossed over her chest as they watched.
"Oh yeah?" Vaccine Woman smirked up at her. "Then how about you prove it?"
"You want to throw down?!" Beast Queen snapped, a vicious grin on her maw as she towered over Vaccine Woman. The only reason they hadn't started to scuffle was due to Captain Mizuki desperately trying to keep them apart.
"Stop it! Aren't we supposed to be watching Genos-Senpai spar with the Subterranean Queen?!" she grunted before looking at Saitama, his gaze focused on the fight. "Master! A little help, please?!"
"Hm?" he hummed before finally noticing the tense atmosphere. "What are you guys doing?"
"These two are two seconds from tearing each other apart!" Mizuki exclaimed in a panic.
"She started it!" shouted both monsters. Beast Queen's claws finally extended-
"No."
-before being yanked down to her butt after Saitama yanked her tail.
"Aw, come on! I haven't been able to fight since our fight!" she whined.
"If you want to fight, I'll fight you after Genos and Subterranean Queen are done." Saitama told her, making her blink.
"Really?" she asked before grinning. "Alright! Pounding her ain't gonna be fun anyway. It's too easy!"
"HEY!" Vaccine Woman snarled while Mizuki was practically pushing her away to keep them apart. They all stopped when they heard footsteps approaching.
"Well, I've got what I need." Sub Queen announced as she nursed the bruises that were on various parts of her exposed body. The armor, however, didn't have a scratch on it. "The armor's defensive capabilities is proven effective. Mobility, however, is a little diminished. I'll need to look into making it easier on the joints. Thank you for helping me, Genos."
"Not at all. I too have gathered vital information for my upgrades as well." Genos replied with a smile before turning to Saitama. "Shall we return home now, Master Saitama?"
"Not yet. Beast Queen wants to fight." the bald hero answered as he and Beast Queen made for the battlefield.
"She does realized she won't win, right?" Sub Queen asked the others.
"She knows. I think she just needs to blow off some steam." Vaccine Woman smirked. "Though it will be funny to see how it ends."
"It's a shame that Ki's not here to watch." said Mizuki.
"She said she was doing something in the bathroom back home." Sub Queen informed her. "Something about fertilizer."
"I remember Genos going out to buy her something to help her hair come back." Vaccine Girl added before shrugging. "Eh, I'm sure she's fine."
Vaccine Woman was wrong. Very, very, very wrong.
Ki was lying on the bathroom floor, her body trembling as she wheezed.
"Bad idea." she whimpered as she grabbed her bloated stomach as she crawled across the floor, knocking over the empty fertilizer bottles in the process. "Really *URP* b-bad idea! Just because Vaccine Woman said it w-worked for her, doesn't mean it was g-g-gonna work the same way on me! Stupid, stup-GAH!"
Her whole body shuddered as she collapsed on her side, wincing in pain as she clutched her stomach as it rumbled like an earthquake. It subsided for a moment, allowing her to crawl out the bathroom and try to get to the door.
"Gotta...get help." she wheezed before her whole body stiffened as her stomach gurlged again. "Not again!"
She reached her hand out toward the door before it began to spasm and swell, then shrank back to normal.
"I just...wanted...my hair back." she whimpered as tears began to fall from her eyes. She tried to stand, only to suddenly feel her center of balance shift before falling on her ass. "Oooww." she moaned as she rubbed her butt. She blinked as she felt her fingers sink into the flesh. "When...did my ass get this big?" she gasped out before clutching her chest when she felt her lungs having trouble working.
Bawomp~
"W-What the...?"
She looked down to see that her breasts had gone from non-existent to quite large. She would've yelled, only to realize that, to her horror, she couldn't do that anymore.
'Can't...breathe!' she thought in a panic as she felt her throat suddenly swell up. She looked down at her fingers when she began to feel something wrong with her hand. She freaked out when she saw it that it now had eight fingers instead of five. She couldn't ponder on it when she her back suddenly felt like it had caught fire.
'Body...feels like it's...ripping apart!'
RIIIP!
She let out a silent scream as ripples began to spread on her buldging body. Her eyes clenched shut as another jolt of pain shot through her body. Her eyes, all five of them, all flew open as her stomach began to shrink.
CRACK crackle CRACK!
Her back arched as it began to elongate, her spine feeling like it was being pulled apart and rebuilt over and over again.
She finally collapsed when the pain was too much to bear, She could only stare at the ceiling in pain before noticing something green cross her vision.
'...well...at least...my...hair...is back...' she thought with a weak smile before other colors began to sprout up. '...w-why...?' she thought as the colors seemed to spread everywhere. 'I-I-I ju-just w-w-wa-wanted...t-t-to b-be...w-w-whole.'
Finally, her eyes closed, her body went limp, and she was dead to the world, tears silently streaming from her eyes.
"You ready?" asked Saitama as he and Beast Queen got far enough from the others.
"Ready when you are!" she growled in anticipation slashing at him. "LION SLASH!" she roared. Saitama's face remained blank as he effortlessly dodged. She roared as she swiped at him again and again, all missing completely. She stopped when Saitama disappeared after her last swipe, causing her to look around in confusion.
"Hey. I think you're faster than when you fought Subterranean Queen."
She turned to see Saitama standing behind her, a small smile on his face.
"Not fast enough if I can't hit you!" she growled before lunging at him, pumping more power and speed into her strikes. She added a few kicks to hopefully throw him off, but to no avail.
FWISH!
She stopped when his fist suddenly stopped just short of nailing her in the ribs, the force of the strike sending a blast of wind at her. She stood her ground, but only because she had been paralyzed with fear from the last time his fist struck her. When the dust settled...
"Whoops! Sorry about that!" Saitama apologized.
Beast Queen blinked at his sudden apology before noticing how less restrained her body felt. She looked down and blushed when she saw that her clothes had been shredded into tatters that barely hung off her body. Both then turned their heads when they heard Sub Queen Vaccine Woman laughing.
"He stripped her!" Vaccine Woman chortled.
"Master Saitama! You naughty boy!" Sub Queen teased.
"Hey! That's not what I meant to-" Saitama began before dodging another claw.
"I should've known this would never be enough." she said before roaring as she went berserk, her muscles removing the rest of her clothing in the process. "LION SLASH! METEOR POWER SHOWER!"
"Whoa!" Captain Mizuki gaped as Beast Queen's claws blurred, littering the area around the two with claw marks. "She's been pulling back on all those runs!"
'Her speed and power have increased dramatically. Is that why her internal body temperature has risen?' Genos thought as he scanned her movements before his phone went off. He walked a good distance away while speaking to whomever was calling before hanging up and walking back.
"Who was that?" Vaccine Woman asked.
"The Hero Association. They want me to report to their City-Z Branch Office." he informed them before the sound of fighting was replaced with the sound of Beast Queen's body skidding across the ground. "It would appear Master Saitama has won the fight." he said as Saitama put his hand back down and approached her groaning form.
"Ouch." she moaned as she rubbed her forehead.
"Feel better?" Saitama asked as he held a hand out for her.
"A lot, actually." she smiled back as she took his hand. "I needed to get that out of my system."
"That's good. Now, please put some clothes on." he said.
"Uh, right. I'll get the clothes we brought." she said before walking away, a blush returning to her cheeks. 'Why am I suddenly feeling like this?'
"Now, aren't you glad we decided to bring spares?" Sub Queen snickered.
"Shut up." Beast Queen groaned as she put on the oversized hoodie, extra shorts, and shoes. "I'll see you guys back at the apartments."
"I'll race ya!" Mizuki piped up before taking off, with Beast Queen soon following.
"Master. The Hero Association wants me to come in." Genos informed Saitama.
"Okay. Maybe you're getting fired." Saitama chuckled before he and the remaining two monster women, both in clothing to hide their monstrous forms, began their walk home.
"It's a shame we have to wear these things." Sub Queen sighed as she shifted around a little. "They're so constricting."
"If we don't, people will panic." Vaccine Girl reminded her before shifting around herself. "Though it would help if I got something a little bigger."
"You have been growing more lately." Saitama commented.
"Oh?" she smirked as she used her arms to squeeze her breasts together under her hoodie. "You've noticed?"
"I meant all of you." Saitama groaned.
"So you've been staring back here too, huh?" Vaccine Woman teased as she slapped her ass.
"Don't, Master." Sub Queen sighed, her arm raised to stop him from speaking. "You're only encouraging her." Saitama could only groan while Vaccine Woman laughed at his reaction. In a bid to change the subject, Sub Queen spoke up again. "It seems that the Beast Queen has been diligent in her training. She seemed faster than before."
"Yeah. She was faster than when you and Beast Queen fought. Guess my training exercise is paying off." Saitama said with a smile.
"Maybe I should give it a try." Vaccine Girl grinned while rubbing her head. "I'm already bald, so what have I got to lose?"
"Hmm." Saitama hummed before looking at the bag the Subterranean Queen was using to hold her armor in. "By the way, where'd you get that armor?"
"This?" she asked, holding the bag before them with a smile. "My people live farther underground than any human can safely reach, so we have the ability to harvest materials that can't be obtained through normal means."
"That's kinda cool." Saitama commented before frowning. "Wait. Why didn't you wear something like that when you tried to invade the surface?"
"We have access to, and the ability to safely harvest, the materials I used to make this. However, my people have grown arrogant in our strength, so we thought we would never need it for weapons or anything, and somewhere along the line, we simply forgot how. Thankfully, Genos and I came to an agreement. He brings the materials to the one who made him a cyborg to refine, which I won't question who or how, and he brings back some of the product for me to craft with while he takes some to make his own upgrades." the Subterranean Queen explained. "This is the first time I've tried, so I asked Genos to help me test its use in battle. I need to work out a few bugs."
"You do that." Vaccine Woman said as they kept on walking and talking until they saw the gate to the abandoned district come into view. They blinked when they noticed Mizuki on the other side jumping over and running towards them at full speed.
"MASTER!" she yelled in a panic as she approached, her arms covering her breasts and crotch.
"Mizuki? What happened to you?" Saitama asked in concern.
"And your clothes?" Vaccine Woman added.
"S-Something's...at the house!" she gasped out, sweat pouring down her body. "It's...everywhere!"
"What is?" Sub Queen asked.
"I don't know, but it's all over the building! Beast Queen helped me get away, but it's still got her!" Mizuki explained.
"Master, I'll go on ahead and see if I can deal with whatever is there!" Sub Queen offered before jumping over the fence and taking off, with Vaccine Woman flying to keep up.
"Hey!" Saitama shouted at them before frowning and looking back at the trembling Mizuki.
"They just kept...trying to..." she trailed off with a shudder, a blush coming to her cheeks as she kept her arms covering herself.
"Here."
She looked at Saitama to see the bald hero offer her his cape with a smile.
"It's not much, but it should cover you." he said.
"Uh...t-thanks." she stuttered before taking the cape and wrapping it around herself like a blanket.
"Let's get you back to the apartments. I'll lend you some clothes if you didn't bring any spares." he said before running on ahead. She didn't move for moment before looking down at the cape covering her. Her eyes drifted close as she brought the cloth up to her cheeks.
'It feels warm.' she thought with a dreamy smile.
"Hey!"
She jerked back to reality at the sound of Saitama calling for her before furiously shaking her head.
"Right! Focus! COMING!" she shouted before running after him. It took about a minute or so before the apartment came into view. She stopped right next to Saitama, who was looking up at the building in surprise.
All across the building were what had to be hundreds, if not thousands, of strands of dark red, golden yellow, and light and dark colored kombu writhing all over the place.
"Is Ki doing all of this?" Saitama asked himself.
"Wait?! This is Ki's doing?!" Mizuki gaped.
"WHOEVER OR WHATEVER IT IS, MAKE THEM STOP ALREADY!"
Both heroes turned their eyes back to the ground to see the Subterranean Queen, Beast Queen, and Vaccine Woman struggle with the kombu as it wrapped around their bodies. Some were ripping at their clothes while most slinked around and fondled them, making them moan and squirm about.
"S-STOP IT! DON'T TOUCH TH-YEEEP!" Sub Queen yelped as two dark green tendrils began to wrap around and squeeze her legs and tits. She was then bent over, all four of her arms secured in place, before a couple of dark green tendrils began to slap her ass, making it jiggle with each strike. "OW! STOP! OUCH! THAT! OHOHOHOOOOW!"
"H-HELP! Q-QUIT HAHAHAHA I-IT!" Vaccine Girl howled with laughter as she was not only being fondled as well, but a few were holding her arms up so that others could tickle her.
"N-No...more..." Beast Queen moaned as she just laid there on the ground, her body coated in sweat as the kombu played with every inch of her body it could get to.
Saitama blinked a few times before rubbing his eyes, then stared again to make sure he was actually seeing what his eyes were telling him.
"What do we do, Master?!" Mizuki asked in a desperate tone before jumping back in shock when a few tendrils began moving closer to her. "NO! STAY AWAY! DON'T TOUCH ME!"
The kombu stopped reaching for her when Saitama, an annoyed look on his face, grabbed the tendrils with one hand before slashing through them with the other. He then blurred towards the three monster women being violated before ripping through the kombu and freeing them.
"F-Finally!" Vaccine Girl wheezed out, her breath short from all the laughter.
"Owie!" Sub Queen moaned as she rubbed her sore bottom. Beast Queen said nothing as she just laid there on the ground panting, her lips looking like they were fighting off a smile.
"If this really is Ki's doing, then why is she doing this?" Mizuki asked from a safe distance, which was quickly being occupied by the three monster women. "Was she always like this?"
"I don't know." Saitama answered before walking through the kombu. "I'm gonna go ask her what's up."
"Watch out for the-" Mizuki began to warn him before he disappeared. Nothing happened at first before all the kombu suddenly stopped, then receeded towards the room it came from.
"Isn't that our room?!" Vaccine Girl asked in recognition.
"Yes." Sub Queen said as she stood up. "How did this happen?"
"How did this happen?" Saitama asked as he looked at the wall of kombu that blocked off entry before forcing his way in. "Ki? You in here?" he said as he waved his arms around in an attempt to find her. Couldn't use his eyes since all he saw was kombu. "Why are the different colors?" he asked himself before his hand gripped something. "What's this? A balloon?"
"T-That's not a balloon!" came a timid voice as Ki walked into view. She looked a little shorter than before, her eyes were no longer bloodshot, and her hair was now red. But what really stood out was her breasts, which were now almost the size of her head.. And one of them at the moment was being fondled by Saitama.
"Oh! Sorry Ki!" Saitama said in shock as he pulled his hand back, leaving her to cover her breasts with her arms as she trembled under him. "I didn't mean to do that!"
"Ah, don't worry about it!" came another voice from inside the Kombu jungle. They didn't have time to look for the source when two hands came out from behind Ki before grabbing her tits and fondling them.
"W-HEY! C-CUT THAT OUT!" Ki yelped as she danced around and wrestled to get the new hands to let go. The mystery person laughed as Ki dragged them out of the thick Kombu, revealing them to be...
"Ki?! Saitama asked in surprise to see another Ki. She was a even shorter than the Ki with red kombu, her hair was a lighter shade of green than when he first met her, and her breasts seemed normal sized compared to the red one. "How...?"
"Don't know. Don't care!" laughed the light haired Ki before a snap was heard, causing her to let go and reach behind her in shock. She then wheeled around with a glare, showing Saitama her larger than life ass and plump hips. "Who did that?!" she demanded as she her head was on a swivel, the movement causing her ass to jiggle slightly.
"Uh, you might want to stop." said the red haired Ki. "Your butt's jiggling everywhere."
The light green haired Ki blinked before looking at Saitama, then her ass, then at the red haired Ki with a grin.
"What's wrong?" she asked as she stood up before slapping one of her ass cheeks. "Afraid he's an ass man?"
"Th-That's not what I meant!" the red haired Ki yelled with a blush.
"Hey, Saitama? You a tit man, or an ass man?" asked the light green haired Ki.
"Uh..." Saitama responded as he still tried to figure out how there are now two Kis.
"Well? Do you like boobs?" asked another voice as a long arm came out of the kombu forest and pointed at the red haired Ki before switching to the light green haired Ki. "Or butts?" Without warning, a very long leg was stuck out beside Saitama's head. The kind that could go on for miles. "Or maybe you like legs more?"
"Oh no." Saitama groaned as he followed the leg that settled back on the floor next to another one. He followed them up and continued past the tall and lanky form of another Ki smiling kindly down at him, her face framed by strands of golden yellow kombu. She was so tall she had to bend over a little to fit inside the room, lest her head crash through the ceiling. "Another one?"
"I'm afraid so." said the tall one before looking away with a blush. "Also, could you back up a little? Your head's dangerously close to my..."
His eyes widened before he took a few steps back from her, letting all three of them enter his view.
"Well?" asked the light green haired one, her ass still towards him. "Tits, legs, or ass?"
Saitama's head moved slightly as he stared at each of them, wondering why there were now three Kis and why they were asking questions like this.
"Mmmhmhmhmhm~"
Saitama's face deadpanned more than usual as his head slowly turned toward the source of the giggling.
"Maybe our bald hero." they started before parting the kombu with their hands, revealing yet another Ki. She had the same colored Kombu as the original, but her body had filled out more. Nice legs, hourglass figure, and soft eyes that seemed glue to Saitama. "Likes a bit of equality?" she asked as her hands slid down her waist before stopping at her hips.
Saitama could only blink before asking the one question that came to his mind, his eyes narrowing at all the kombu. "Are there any others in there?"
"MASTER!"
"I WAS KIDDING-wait, that sound like Mizuki." Saitama switched from aggrivated to mild surprise as he walked out and looked down at the athletic hero, her face pale and full of terror.
"THERE'S AN EVACUATION FOR CITY-Z HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! A GIANT METEOR'S ABOUT TO SLAM INTO CITY-Z AND WIPE US ALL OUT!"
"WHAT?!" cried out all four Kis as they exited the room and looked down at those on the street, causing them to blink in shock.
"There's four of them?!" Vaccine yelled in horror while Saitama jumped down to street level.
"I'll be back." he told them before speeding off, leaving the eight women alone.
"You think he can stop the meteor?" Vaccine Woman asked.
"Of course he can. He's Saitama." Sub Queen said with a smile.
"I just hope he can make it in time." Beast Queen spoke up, her hand shielding her eyes as she stared at the purple light in the sky.
"Good luck, Master Saitama." Mizuki whispered, her grip tightening on the cape he'd yet to take back.
"You four are so tense."
All of their spines stiffened in horror at the voice. They all slowly turned their sweating heads towards the mass of kombu tentacles writhing nearby.
"Have faith in Saitama. He'll stop the meteor. In the meantime." said the Ki with the big ass, a grin on her face before the kombu lashed out and wrapped around the four women. "Why don't you four relax?"
Genos, upgraded with prototype arm components, core directly powering his Incineration Cannon, was pouring everything he had into a last ditch effort to destroy the meteor.
"It's...not working!" he grunted as the meteor continued to approach.
"Hold on!" shouted Bang, a.k.a Class-S Rank 3 hero, Silverfang. "I think I see the meteor being pushed back!"
"Really?!" Genos asked in a hopeful tone.
"Nope. It was just my imagination." Bang replied.
"YOU OLD FOOL!" Genos roared in anger as he felt his systems begin to drain. 'So this...this will be my grave?' he thought with a scowl before his cannon stopped and he fell to his knees, his core nearly spent.
"Nine seconds left." he said in a defeated tone. "Leave now, Bang, or you will die."
Bang watched Genos in sadness as he refused to leave.
"Old man. Take care of Genos for me."
"Hm?" Bang hummed as he turned to see Saitama approach at a calm pace on the rooftop they were all standing on. "W-Who are you? Who sent you?" he asked in shock, having never seen this man before.
"I'm just a regular guy who's a hero for fun." Saitama answered. Genos lifted and turned his head just in time to see Saitama bending over before jumping so hard, he crashed the foundation of the building.
"MASTER!" Genos shouted as he watched Saitama soar towards the meteor, fist cocked back in preparation to strike.
"You're not...GONNA FALL...ON MY TOWN!" he roared as he made contact with the giant space rock, the impact practically stopping the meteor as he punched right through to the other side. The meteor stayed together for a moment before exploding in a brilliant blue flash.
"HE SHATTERED IT! UNBELIEVABLE" Bang yelled in awe and disbelief before scowlng. "Oh no."
Why the sudden change from glad to worried? Simple. The meteor was destroyed, but the fragments were still falling, crashing all over town.
"It's falling!" Genos yelled when the building began to tip over before Bang grabbed him and jumped away.
'It's not just this building. The damage from the splintered meteor is spreading all over town.' thought Bang. While he jumped to get both himself and Genos to safety, Saitama calmly landed on the ground, his face stony once more.
"Well, that's that then." he said before a fragment destroyed the building behind him. He then walked off to find Genos while thinking aloud. "I hope none of these fragments hit home."
-Home-
"SAITAMA!" screamed Vaccine Woman as she ran out the door, only to be dragged back into a mass of moaning, screaming, and writhing kombu. "HEEEEEELP!"
