A/N: I know I haven't been updating my other stories. I apologize, but my inspiration is overflowing for this one, along with IcySnowSage's vast help as my co-author keeping it all going.


The apartment was buzzing with more activity due to the new additions. Ki, Kogane, Midori, and Nori all moved into a different room, far from the other rooms, and were slowly merging themselves into the lives of the other tenants. Vaccine Woman and Nori seemed to be getting along with each other. Something about Vaccine Woman liking her hair a lot. Kogane had joined Beast Queen and Captain Mizuki in their training. Midori split her time between bugging whoever she wanted and sparring against the Sub Queen and her minions underground. And Ki spent most of her time hanging out with Saitama in his apartment. Of course, they were all wary of their actions, keeping an eye out for any of their more 'playful' behavior showing itself again. Other than that, life was getting on by.


Sub Queen, Vaccine Woman, and Nori were relaxing in the former's room, simply letting the day go by without much hassle.

"Isn't that Saitama's hoodie?" Vaccine Woman asked Nori.

"Yes." Nori sighed before looking down at the familiar hoodie, the word 'OPPAI' being pushed forward. "The others said that it was the only thing that would fit me."

"Which, considering how two of the other three are, is a steaming pile of crap, right?" Vaccine Woman snickered, causing Nori to grumble and look away with a blush. "Aw, come on. It's funny."

"Giving others another reason to stare at these things isn't funny!" Nori whined while hugging her breasts in embarassment with one hand, leave her other hand to pull the hoodie down a bit more. "And I don't even have anything to wear down here!"

"Unless you put on a disguise and walk around outside the abandoned district, no one's gonna look at you." Vaccine Woman pointed out.

"W-Well, Saitama might!" Nori countered. Vaccine Woman blinked before smirking.

"Why would you care if Saitama stared?" she asked, causing the smaller monster to freeze up and look around in an attempt to escape the awkward situation. She found one when she noticed the Subterranean Queen examining something in her hands.

"U-Um...what's that rock?!" Nori quickly asked, gaining the larger monster's attention.

"It's a fragment of the meteor that Saitama destroyed." she answered, her hands twisting the rock around, allowing her three eyes to carefully examine it.

"How'd you get that?" Vaccine Woman asked as she leaned in close to the meteor fragment.

"My subjects have been inconspicuously gathering whatever fragments they can find around City-Z." she explained. "Genos told me that neither his overcharge incineration cannon nor Metal Knights countless missiles did any damage to it. I'm hoping that I can use this and any other fragments I get into something useful. Of course, I'm sharing a good portion with Genos."

"Wow. If it can stand up to the attacks of two Class-S heroes, it must be pretty tough." Nori wondered aloud.

"Which makes it hard to decide if I want it as a new set of armor, or a new set of swords." Sub Queen sighed.

"Which is stronger? The meteor, or that stuff you dug up in the Earth?" Vaccine Woman asked.

"That's a good question. I'll have to look into that later." said Sub Queen.


Kogane was humming to herself as she ran throug the streets, happy for the chance to stretch her legs. She had decide to join Mizuki and Beast Queen in their training since it sounded like fun to her. She finally came to a stop after running the full 10k, and was now waiting for the other two to join her. She nearly nodded off before hearing footsteps approach and looked up to see Beast Queen slowing to a stop next to her.

"Holy crap!" Beast Queen got out after wiping her forehead of sweat. "I've was made to be fast. How'd you beat me here?!" Kogane merely smiled as she raised up her left leg. "Oh, right. Crazy ass long legs." she said with a roll of her eyes before they both turned to see Mizuki join them.

"Whew! Today was a great workout!" said the athletic hero as she stretched her arms up. "I think I'm getting faster."

"Nah. I slowed down for you." Beast Queen grinned, followed by a chuckle when Mizuki punched her arm.

"You two act like you've known each other your whole lives." Kogane said before getting a face full of water. "WAAH!"

"Take that!" Beast Queen grinned from the hydrant she'd open, the water being redirected by her hand. She removed her hand, and her clothing, before showering under the fountain of water.

"You shower in public like that?!" Kogane asked in shock.

"Nothing wrong with it." she answered as she let the water flow down her body and washed the sweat off. "I mean, aside from Saitama and Genos, nobody lives in this district."

"Yeah!" Mizuki said as she took her turn under the water. "Though I'm not stripping out here."

"Wuss~" Beast Queen sang before laughing when Mizuki's redirected the water with her foot at her. "H-HEY! I ALREADY HAD MY TURN!" she yelped while putting her hands up to shield her face.

"Can I have a turn?" Kogane asked.

"Sure." Mizuki nodded as she stepped away, leaving Beast Queen to shake her fur out again while Kogane stepped the fountain of water.

"Ahhh~ So good~" she moaned in relief as she let the water cascade down her thin body.

"You sound happy." Mizuki said as Beast Queen towelled off whatever water didn't shake out.

"The bath is too small in the apartments, and there's no shower either." she explained as she revelled in her time under the cool water. "This is heaven to me!"

"You would like it, being part plant and such." Beast Queen huffed goodnaturedly. Kogane merely smiled at her before placing her foot on the hydrant, thereby redirecting the harsh spray of water-

"HGYAAAA!"

-right between Beast Queen's legs. Kogane grinned as Beast Queen stumbled back, her hands covering her soaked pussy.

"Kogane! That was mean!" Mizuki wailed. Beast Queen would've appreciated her words, had she not looked up to see Mizuki trying not to giggle.

"Okay, that's it!" she growled before lunging at them with a roar. "YOU'RE MINE!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"


Midori was grumbling to herself as she wandered the empty streets of the abandoned district.

"I can't believe I got stuck raiding abandoned buildings for clothes." she groaned. "And I still say that I was gypped with that straw draw!" She sighed as she looked around at the buildings, wondering which one she should loot first. "Hmm. Eenie~ Meenie~ Miney~...huh?" she began to sang before noticing something flying in the sky towards her. "The heck is that?" she mumbled before the figure came closer. She blinked before grinning as her hair reached up towards the edge of a roof before retracting, sending her skyward at the voluptous form of Mosquito Girl.

"GYAAA!" screamed the insect monster when she was suddenly ensnared by a writing pack of seaweed. "W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she wailed as she tried to keep them from crashing into the ground. She half succeeded by managing to crash them into the top of a taller building. "GET THESE THINGS OFF OF-EEP!" She couldn't get much out except for moans and disapproving grunts when Midori began to fondle her with her hair.

"Hey Mosquit Girl! Remember me?" Midori asked with an impish grin.

"L-Let me go!" Mosquito Girl moaned in protest as she felt her breasts being squeezed by Midori's hair. Her wings were of no use since the seaweed wrapped around them, rendering her inable to fly. The wet strands soon began to coil around her waist and legs, causing her to squirm and writhe on the roof while Midori sat her large ass on her stomach and watched.

"Sorry~" Midori sang before using her hair to close Mosquito Girl's legs to allow her to lean back on them. "Having too much fun~" She then brought up the small box and paper that Mosquito Girl had dropped when Midori grabbed her, which she caught with her hair on the way down. "By the way, what are these?" Mosquito Girl couldn't answer, too busy squealing when she felt the kombu between her legs wriggle around near her vagina. Midori smiled as she began massaging the poor insect woman's breasts with her feet, making her squirm around some more.

"Well?" Midori asked as she used her toes to pinch her nipples, eliciting a shuddering moan from Mosquito Girl. "What are they?"

"Th-The box is t-t-takoy-yaki!" Mosquito Girl got out.

"It is?!" Midori asked before opening the food container, allowing the savory scent to hit her nose. "Oooh! This smells delicious!"

"Y-You can't eat that! I-It's Saitama's!" Mosquito Girl yelled in protest.

"Saitama's?!" Midori yelped in shock before looking down at the takoyaki again, her mouth watering before vigorously shaking her head and closing the box. "Must. Not. Eat!" she ground out before focusing on the paper. "And what's this?"

"N-No!" Mosquito Girl whimpered, her body going crazy from being molested by Midori. "Please...s-stop!" she begged. Midori sighed as her hair uncoiled from around her breasts and legs, but kept her pinned down to keep her from flying off.

"Now." she said as she leaned down and held up the paper. "What is this?"

"That's...the results that Ki asked for." Mosquito Girl gasped out.

"Ki asked you for this?" she asked as she opened the paper and began to read it.

"Y-Yes. Something about the results...of those hair samples that you and others...offered." Mosquito Girl explained. She panted as she lay on the roof, waiting for the monster still sitting on her to say something. "M...Midori?" she called out when the monster said nothing. She looked up to see Midori trembling, one hand holding the paper, the other hand clamped over her far too wide grin.

"Mosquito Girl." Midori spoke, her mischievous eyes looking down at the suddenly sweating insect woman. "I have a request of Dr. Genus."


Ki was yawning and fanning herself with her hair as she lay on the floor of Saitama's apartment, pouting to herself after Saitama merely asked her to put some clothes on. Now wearing some shorts and shirt provided by Saitama, she merely laid there bored out of her mind.

'I'd heard he wasn't into men, but I didn't think he wasn't into anybody.' she mentally grumbled before sighing again. 'Maybe he's not into us because we're monsters.' She was knocked out of her thoughts when somebody knocked on Saitama's door. The bald hero stood up and opened the door to see Midori and Mosquito Girl standing there, one blushing like crazy with a box, the other grinning like a loon.

"Is Ki here?" Midori asked as she bounced in place while Mosquito Girl gave him the takoyaki.

"Yeah." he answered before looking inside. "Thanks." he told Mosquito Girl, making her smile while he turned his head over his shoulder. "Ki. Midori wants to see you."

"She does?" she asked before getting up and walking towards the door. She didn't even have a chance to greet the small monster before a strand of kombu grabbed her by the waist and pulled her out.

"Thanks!" Midori squealed before shutting the door and running off, leaving Saitama to wonder what that was about for a moment before shrugging and lying back down next to his table.

"I detected another life sign next to Midori." Genos stated aloud while looking at Saitama.

"Yeah. Mosquito Girl was with her." Saitama answered while eating some of the takoyaki.

"I see." Genos replied before another knock was heard from the door. "I will answer this time, Master. Please enjoy your takoyaki." said the cyborg before he answered the door. He blinked as he looked up at Beast Queen's blushing cheeks, her naked form entagled in Kogane's hair, with an equally blushing Mizuki and Kogane wrapped up as well.

"Is Saitama available?" Beast Queen asked. "We need some help getting out of this."

"Master is currently eating. I will assist you." he said as he reached for the kombu near Kogane's head.

"NO!" she shrieked as she used a free strand to knock Genos' hand away.

"If we remove the kombu source, the rest will weaken enough for you to break free." Genos explained.

"And leave me bald?! Uh-uh!" Kogane refused before shouting. "SAITAMA! CAN YOU HELP US?!"

"What's up?" asked the bald hero as he approached the doorway. He blinked before looking at Kogane. "Didn't I warn you about what I'd do if you molested them again?"

"Not my fault! Beast Queen attacked when we sprayed her with water!" Kogane yelped.

"Between my legs!" Beast Queen growled.

"Don't fight! We got into this mess because of it!" Mizuki pleaded as she tried to move her arms to cover herself again after the struggle ripped her clothing, revealing most of her body to the world.

"She started it!" both monsters yelled in unison before glaring at each other. "What'd you say?!" they snarled in sync.

"Quit it!" Mizuki yelled.

"Hey." Saitama spoke up, gaining their attention. "You guys want my help or not?"

"Yes please." all three begged in unison, causing Saitama to lead them into the apartment. They sat down as Saitama slowly examined the kombu in an attempt to find a loose strand to work with. "Hey Genos. Turn on the news for me, okay?"

"Yes, Master!" the cyborg replied before flicking on the news, which was showing City-Z's partial destruction.

"Although City-Z was able to avoid total destruction, the city was still devastated, with the effects of the meteor fragments visible everywhere." announced the reporter, causing Genos to scowl.

"If only the Hero Association had called you to help instead of me, Master." he said. "If you had worked with Metal Knight, the damage could've been minimized."

"But you said that Metal Knight guy wasn't interested in helping, right?" Saitama asked as he tugged on some strands of kombu, his eyes darting away from the three womens' breasts when they came into view. "So stop worrying about it. I think we kept the damage to a minimum. After all, no one died." Genos was lost in thought after that, leaving Saitama to carefully look over the tangled women sitting in his room, with Mizuki blushing up a storm at her body being on display like it was.

"C-Can you please not stare, Master?" Mizuki asked as she struggled to try and cover herself.

"I'm doing my best not to look." he said while averting his eyes. "The kombu's everywhere, so I gotta look everywhere to find where it starts to get it untangled."

"Why not do what Genos suggested and pull it out?" Beast Queen spoke up.

"NEVER!" Kogane snapped. "If I go bald, I'll have to drink fertilizer to get my hair back! What if I split into more of me?!"

"Alright, alright!" Beast Queen groaned before a few strands unwound from her body.

"Found some." said Saitama as he began looking again.

"Great! Let's see if we can get out now!" Kogane suggested. She moved her hair a bit, letting most of it retract. It was enough that she could stand and take a few steps away, but that still left Beast Queen and Mizuki tied up together.

"It's a little better." Mizuki sighed.

"I almost got it." Saitama informed them before untangling the last knot. "There, I got-" he began to say before the kombu moved, his hands sliding with them. Sadly, one of the strips of Kogane's hair had been resting between Mizuki's tits, which caused Saitama's hand to brush right past them before he could let go. "Oh! Um! Sorry!" he quickly apologized after pulling his hand back, allowing Mizuki to turn away and blush to the point that steam could be seen coming out her ears.

"A-A-A-A-Acci-d-d-dents ha-ha-happen, M-Master!" she stuttered before she grabbed her and bolted for the bathroom. A quick change later and Mizuki rejoined them all, though her blush had yet to fade.

"Hey Genos." Saitama suddenly spoke up, gaining everyone's attention. "It just came to me. Did our ranks increase after all this?"

"Yes. They have." Genos nodded. "I increased from Rank 17 to 16 in Class S. Metal Knight rose from Rank 7 to 6." And then he set the room off with his next words. "Master, you shot up from Class-C Rank 342 up to Rank 5."

"FIVE?!" Mizuki screamed in joy, her embarrasment forgotten. "THAT'S AWESOME! ONE MORE MONSTER AND YOU COULD GET UP TO CLASS B!" She then turned to the two monsters present with an apologetic chuckle. "Er, no offense."

"We're monsters. It's natural to fight us." Beast Queen said while waving her hand, letting her know it's fine.

"But still, Rank 5?!" Saitama asked after just staring with his mouth hung open.

"Well, your actions were worthy of Class-A, or even Class-S." Genos stated with a smile. "After all, the threat level was Dragon."

"Yeah?" Saitama said with a smile, sweat on his forehead.

"If there had been no damage, I am sure you would be at Class-S Rank 5." Genos stated, causing Saitama to frown. "Smashing the meteor alone was worthy of Class-A. But, I believe that the Hero Association assumed that Metal Knight and I played a big role."

"Kinda sad since neither of you could do anything against that giant hunk of rock." Beast Queen added.

"By the way, they always report threat levels as 'Demon' or 'Tiger' or whatever. Does all that mean anything?" Saitama asked.

"It does." Genos began. "Tiger: A crisis threatening massive loss of life. Demon: A crisis threatening to halt the functioning of an entire city, or it's destruction. Dragon: A crisis threatening the destruction of multiple cities. God: A crisis threatening human extinction."

"Wow...I had no idea." said Saitama as he looked at the 'Guide to Threat Levels' paper Genos gave him.

"You should really read those papers and manuals the Hero Assocation gives out, Master." Mizuki told him from where she sat. "They're very informative."

"Indeed. Heroes use these threat levels to determine whether to respond or not to danger." Genos explained before smiling. "Of course, these all probably mean nothing to you."

"Of course not." Saitama responded with a smile as he pointed at the cyborg. "If the heroes run away, who's left to help?" Genos gasped before frantically writing in his journal. "...What are you doing?"

"I must record you words of wisdom!" he proclaimed.

"How are you spreading nine words over three pages?" Beast Queen asked while paling under her fur, wondering if the cyborg was right in the head.

"Well, it wasn't all that much for such a huge jump in rank." Saitama thought aloud before standing up and dressing in his hero suit. "Right. I'm heading out for a bit."

"You are heading out, Master? I'll come with you." Genos called out.

"You stay here. Anything heroic happens, you'll get all the credit again." Saitame shot down before leaving.

"I'll follow him." Mizuki stated as she stood up and put her shoes on.

"Master Saitama told us to stay!" Genos angrily reminded her, appalled that she'd disobey their master so blatantly.

"Master Saitama also clearly stated for you to stay here, not me." she countered before leaving.

"She's not wrong." Beast Queen commented with a smirk before leaving herself, leaving Genos alone in the room.


"Didn't I tell you stay?" Saitama asked Mizuki, who was following behind him at a leisurely pace.

"You told Genos to stay. Not me." she corrected with a smile. "Besides, I'm not following you, Master. I'm merely walking this way to check up on everyone here since I was nearby."

Saitama could only chuckle at the loophole, but didn't say anything about it as he examined the area. "Man. This place is a total wreck." he said as he watched many people gather whatever possessions of theirs that were salvageable.

"It's sad to see any city in a state like this, no matter where it is or what caused it." Mizuki sighed, her heart feeling heavy at the sight of all the destruction.

"Yeah." Saitama replied before noticing two familiar buildings. "My favorite supermarket got smashed. And the crappy apartment building I got kicked out of is...perfectly fine...shit!"

"HEY!"

Both heroes turned towards a giant pile of rubble that used to be a building to see someone standing on top and glaring down at them, his eyes full of hate with a few veins being noticeable.

"You no good, cheating bastard!" he growled.

"Cheating?" Mizuki asked in shock.

"Who are you?" Saitama asked.

"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM! TANK TOP TIGER!" the angered hero yelled before throwing his head back howling into the air "HEY, BROTHERRRRRR! IT'S THAT GUY I TOLD YOU ABOUT!"

'Seriously, who is this guy?' Saitama thought before another figure jumped high into the air.

"DID I HERE YOU CALL ME, LITTLE BRO?!" yelled another man before landing next to Tank Top Tiger. He was well built like TTT, but his short and scruffy hair, along with his tank top, were black. "THE HERO, KNOWN AS TANK-TOP BLACK HOLE, IS HERE!" he announced before the brothers glared down at Saitama like he was a cockroach. "So you're the fraud who takes credit from Class-S heroes to jump the rankings?!"

"Hey! Don't go around accusing Master Saitama of being a credit stealer!" Mizuki demanded, anger in her voice.

"And not only do you steal credit, you blackmail other heroes into working under you to call you Master, right?!" TT Black Hole stated.

"WHAT?!" Mizuki roared in outrage before Saitama held his hand up to stop her.

"What do you two want?" Saitama asked.

"What?! Don't you know?!" TT Tiger asked while flashing a menacing grin. "We came to kick the shit out of you so you'll never-"

"Hang on, little bro." TT Black Hole interrupted, stopping his brother's rant and gaining his attention. "That won't work. The bastard won't learn his lesson from that. If we really want him to suffer?" He then sported a grin that promised nothing but misery before finishing. "Then we need to use the most brutal method there is." And with that, he took in a deep breath-

"WAS IT YOUUUU?! ARE YOU THE JERK-OFF RESPONSIBLE FOR DESTROYING THIS CITY?!"

Saitama merely blinked in confusion at his words before hearing Mizuki gasp.

"They wouldn't." she whispered in horror. He didn't have time to ask about what she meant when TT Black Hole began shouting again.

"YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE! HOW CAN YOU EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE?!" he screamed, which began to garner the attention of many citizens around the area.

"This is bad." Mizuki hissed out before whispering to Saitama. "Master! He's gonna use the crowd against you!"

"DO YOU FEEL NOTHING AT THE SIGHT OF THIS DEVASTATION?!"

"Huh?" Saitama asked in confusion before he noticed a large group of people surrounding himself, Mizuki, and the Tank-Top Brothers.

"LOOK AT YOU GLOATING, THINKING YOU'VE ACTUALLY SAVED THESE PEOPLE! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE WALKING AROUND SO SHAMELESSLY?! THANKS TO YOUR SCREW UP, THESE CITIZENS HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! THEIR HOMES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED! IF YOU WERE GONNA FAIL THIS HARD, WHY'D YOU BUTT IN?! THE OTHER HEROES WOULD'VE DONE A WAY BETTER JOB WITHOUT YOUR HELP! AND YET YOU STILL WANNA PLAY HERO, EVEN AFTER CAUSING SUCH A DISASTER?! LOOK AT THIS PLACE! ALL THIS DESTRUCTION IS YOUR DOING, YOU JERK!"

No one said anything as Tank-Top Black Hole's words lingered in the air. Everyone was staring at Saitama, save for one.

'Don't take the bait! Don't take the bait! Don't take the bait!' Captain Mizuki mentally screamed, her eyes darting back and forth through the crowd of people.

"He's right! You! This is all your fault!"

'Nooooo!' she winced in defeat as someone from the crowd yelled at Saitama.

"YOU HEAR THAT?! THE HEART-WRENCHING CRY OF SOMEONE WHO LOST HIS HOME!" Tank-Top Black Hole yelled, a grin of victory spread across his lips. "LOOK AT THEM ALL, VICTIMS OF YOUR THOUGHTLESS ACTIONS! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!"

"That's right!"

"Yeah, you tell him!"

"HAVEN'T YOU EVEN THOUGHT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?!"

"Yeah, creep!"

"You're inhuman!"

"YOU'RE NO HERO! GIVE IT UP!" Tank-Top Black Hole shouted before chanting the last three words. One-by-one, the crowd began to follow his example as they let their rage and anger of losing their homes drive them on.

"GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP!"

Saitama merely stood there as he let the words hit him while Mizuki silenly fumed and grit her teeth in rage.

'How dare they!' she internally seethed as she watched this all happen to her master. 'How can these two just stand there and spout lies like that?! Is this what the Tank-Top Army is about?! Knocking down heroes that get huge jumps in rank?!' She looked at Saitama and, to her surprise, felt herself calming down at his expression. Despite all the negativity he received, his usual blank look remained the same, as if it didn't bother him at all. 'Master...why can't these two and the rest of the Hero Association be like you?' she thought as she just stared at the ground. The only noise being made was the crowd still chanting their hatred at Saitama, which meant no one saw the elderly figure standing atop a semi-crumbled building.

'Saitama. Without a shadow of a doubt, you saved this city. Yet look how the city treats you. Reality can be so cruel at times.' Bang thought as he watched everything in silence. 'You're strong, the strongest man I've ever seen. That's why I refrain from saying anything. I'd hate to see you rotting away in this industry. Retiring may be your best option at this point.'

"HEY! LOOK YOU GUYS! HE'S GETTING READY TO FIGHT!" Tank-Top Black Hole suddenly shouted, silencing the mob.

"Huh? What are you-"

"NO WAY! SERIOUSLY?! YOU'RE GONNA TAKE OUT YOUR FRUSTRATION ON THESE PEOPLE HERE, JUST LIKE YOU DESTROYED THEIR CITY?! AND YOU'RE GONNA USE A HERO YOU BLACKMAILED TO SHIELD YOU WHILE YOU RUN IN CASE THINGS GO SOUTH?! IS THAT ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO?! DESTROY LIVES WITH BLACKMAIL AND MINDLESS DESTRUCTION?! I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT! WE, THE TANK-TOP BROTHERS, WON'T STAND AND LET YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE ANY LONGER! IF YOU'RE REALLY A HERO, THEN FIGHT US FAIR AND SQUARE!" he demanded as he and Tank-Top Tiger began to approach him, ready to finish their plan to destroy him physically and publicly.

'So they're out to crush a rookie and perform a publicity stunt at the same time.' Bang thought in disappointment as he began to walk away. 'I'd say they've gotten a little greedy. No wonder they can't rise above Class-B.'

Just as he left, Genos arrived to see the crowd cheer for Saitama to get pulverized by 'real' heroes.

"Mizuki." Saitama whispered when Mizuki started to get between them. "I'll handle this." She said nothing, but complied and moved away just as Genos started running towards them.

"I, Tank-Top Tiger, who fights like a true tiger, and..." TT Tiger began while moving his hands like they were claws, letting TT Black Hole finish.

"Tank-Top Black Hole, who can crush them all with a grip strength of 2,800 PSI!" he boasted while flexing his fingers.

"WE WILL PUNISH ALL WHO STRAY FROM THE PATH OF THE HERO! NOW PREPARE FOR PAIN! HAAAAAAAAA-"

POW!

"GWAAAAAAaaaaahhh-"

Tank-Top Black Hole blinked a few times to register what he'd just seen, which was his little brother being swatted away like a fly by the fraud.

"You...ARE DEAD!" he roared as he lunged at Saitama, hands stretched out towards him to wring his neck. Saitama responded by calmly raising his hand-

CRUNCH!

-and catching Tank-Top Black Hole's hand, his fingers intertwining with his as he crushed the arrogant hero's hand.

"GYARRAAOOWOWOWOWOWOW! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP! YOU'RE CRUSHING MY HAND!" TT Black-Hole begged, sweat and tears leaking out of the man.

"Wait? Really? You're kidding, right?" Saitama muttered in disbelief as he ever-so-slightly, causing the man to scream in utter agony as he dropped to his knees and began to beg for his forgiveness.

"GYAAHAHAHAI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY! THE BLACKMAIL! THE FRAUD STUFF! ALL OF IT! I MADE IT UP! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY FOR LY-HY-HYING!" Tank-Top Black Hole blubbered out loud.

"Well, I'll let you off the hook for the part you did lie about." Saitama told him, making him blink in confusion before Saitama adressed the crowd, looking visibly more angry than Mizuki or Genos had seen him.

"I'M THE ONE WHO SMASHED THAT BIG METEOR! AND CAPTAIN MIZUKI ASKED TO BE MY DISCIPLE OF HER OWN FREE WILL! ANYONE WITH A COMPLAINT, LET'S HEAR IT! SPEAK UP!" Saitama proclaimed to everyone within earshot. Genos and Mizuki simply looked at one man who decided to step forward.

"B-Because of what you did, my brand new car was-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" demanded Saitama, his words silencing the man. "WHY WOULD I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS! TELL IT TO THE METEOR! NOT ME, JACKASS! LISTEN UP!" he shouted as he began pointing at the lot of them. "I DON'T DO THIS HERO THING FOR ADMIRATION, OR APPROVAL, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I DO IT BECAUSE I WANT TO, UNDERSTAND?!" he continued after jabbing his thumb at his chest. "SO IF YOU WANT TO BLAME ME, GO AHEAD! YOU BALDIES!"

"You're the bald one."

"WHAT'D YOU SAY?!" Saitama roared.

"Master." Genos spoke up, gaining his attention.

"Oh, hey Genos. What's up? Give me a second, would ya? These guys-"

"Master?" Mizuki spoke up with sad eyes. "Can we please just leave?" Saitama was silent as he looked at his two disciples, leaving Tank-Top Black Hole to crawl away on his side.

"Sure. Let's go." Saitama agreed before the three of them left. The sun was now setting as they made their way back to the apartments.

"I cannot believe those two!" Mizuki grumbled angrily. "Spouting of nonsense of you being a cheat and blackmailing us to be your underlings to steal out credit!"

"I guess some people are just like that." Saitama sighed, his anger far less visible.

"Master." Genos started, stopping the other two from starting again. "I've never met anyone as amazing as you, Master Saitama."

"Where that come from? You're creeping me out." Saitama replied while looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

"No matter what the public says, I'll still follow you." declared the cyborg.

"That goes double for me!" Mizuki cheered.

"Come on you guys. Quit trying to butter me up." he said as he turned away, a small smile coming to his lips as they kept on walking. Genos followed while Mizuki turned to head towards the train station.

"I'll see you both tomorrow! Master! Senpai!" she yelled while running and waving over her shoulder, earning a small wave from the other two heroes.


"Nice to be back home." Saitama sighed as he walked into his home and removed his gloves.

"Welcome home, Saitama~" Ki purred as she leaned up agains the wall, her body bare aside from her hair barely covering her up as she batted her eyes at him.

"Put your clothes back on." Saitama simply told her as he left for the bathroom to change, causing her to sigh in defeat.

"You're no fun." she pouted as she worked the pair of shorts and shirt Saitama lent her on.

"Please refrain from such actions." Genos ordered as Saitama walked back out in his pajamas. "Master Saitama has had a trying day."

"Oh, did he now?" Ki asked as she sat behind the baldy and rubbed his shoulders. "Tell me allll about it."

"Hey, what...actually, that feels nice." he said as he began to relax.

"Why wouldn't it be?" she giggled. "Now, what's gotten you so down?"

"A bunch of other heroes were yelling at me to give up being a hero, calling me fraud and blackmailer and stuff." he explained.

"Fraud? Blackmailer?" Ki repeated in shock.

"They believed that Master Saitama was stealing credit from Class-S Heroes like Metal Knight and myself to boost his own rank during the crisis involving the meteor a few days ago." Genos explained a grim glare on his face. "And they also believed that Master was blackmailing Captain Mizuki."

"That's crazy!" Ki huffed in annoyanced, her hands tightly gripping Saitama's shoulders, not that it affected him at all anyway. "If not for Saitama, all of City-Z would be toast! And that includes the people!"

"The Tank-Top Brothers played on the anger of those who lost their homes and had them direct it all at Master Saitama." said Genos. Saitama looked back at Ki when he felt her hands tremble on his shoulders before she suddenly stood up.

"If you'll excuse me." she said in a tone of voice that was way too calm before she left the room.

"Wonder what that was all about?" Saitama asked himself before shrugging. "Well, I'm going to sleep. G'night."

"Good night, Master Saitama." Genos replied.


Ki, along with the other monster women, were all marching through the empty streets of the abandoned district, their expressions ranging from mild disgust to barely concealed murderous rage. Why? Because they all heard from Ki what happened to Saitama, the man who saved them all from themselves and gave them new purpose, had been called a lying, cheating, blackmailing fraud. Which was why they were now out in the middle of nowhere, far from humans, far from the apartments, and far enough that they could properly vent that anger.

CRASH!

By destroying anything and everything they could get their hands, claws, etc. on.

Vaccine Woman decided to see how her power was coming along by launching energy balls at buildings and cars.

Beast Queen and Sub Queen had been hacking and slashing at each other after destroying inanimate objects proved fruitless. And Ki, Midori, Kogane, and Nori simply wandering around flipping cars and destroying property.

If one were to see them on their rampage, they'd simply think that they just your garden variety rampaging monsters.

"Of all the rotten things to do!" Midori growled. "Saitama saves their lives, and they turn on him just because they lost homes. Homes that can be rebuilt. I mean, monsters destroy homes too on purpose! His was an accident!"

"Some humans just like to blame others when they're too angry to think, I guess." Kogane said, anger and disappointment in her eyes.

"I beat if those goons at the Hero Association hadn't fucked up and put Saitama where he should belong in Class-S, the rest of the humans probably wouldn't be so ungrateful!" Ki snapped as she flipped a car with her hair.

"It's not fair!" Nori yelled as she flung a manhole cover towards a wall of garbage. She just let it fall before curling up into a ball and crying. "Humans suck."

"Well, not all of them." Ki responded as she sat next to her and pulled her into a hug. "There's a certain bald human that doesn't suck, right?"

"She's right." Kogane agreed as she and Midori sat down next to her with smiles of their own.

"Y-Yeah." Nori sniffed as she wiped her eyes. "And there's also Captain Mizuki."

"Exactly. So not all humans suck. Just those who are like those Tank-Top bastards!" Midori finished before leading the others in a group hug.

"Thanks." Nori whispered with a smile.

CRASH!

They all pulled apart to see smoke rising in the distance, followed by animalistic roaring.

"Think we should stop the Beast Queen before she reduces everything to rubble?" Midori deadpanned.

"Yes." the others answered in the same tone. The four of them stood up and began to leave-

"WHOAWHOAWHOOOOOOOooooooo..."

Before Midori suddenly disappeared down into the sewer.

"ooooowwww." she groaned as she rubbed her aching butt. "That hurt!"

"You okay?" Ki giggled as she, Kogane, and Nori looked down the hole, they figures illuminated by moonlight.

"Yeah." she grumbled. "I don't know what happened. I felt my foot slip on something before falling back in here."

"Well, we found what you slipped on." Kogane said, sounding like she was doing her best to not laugh. An action that Nori was all too happy to commit.

"What's so funny? What'd I slip on?" Midori asked them.

"This!" Ki laughed as she dropped something down the hole, allowing it to fall right onto Midori's face. She grimaced as she peeled the object off her face, then deadpanned as she got a good look at it.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" she said as she held the black object before her under the moonlight coming in from the surface. "A banana peel?" She groaned when the three above all began to bust a gut at her misfortune. "I slipped on the oldest cliche in the book?"

"It fell out of that pile of garbage Nori knocked down!" Ki explained through her laughter, causing the other two to laugh harder. Midori merely growled as she looked around for something to throw at them. It was a sewer, so it had to have something...to...

"Hey guys! There's a tunnel down here!" Midori suddenly yelled up to them.

"A tunnel?" Kogane asked, her laughter down to a snicker.

"I know of that tunnel. It's actually one of a large chain of them. It's called...the sewers!" Ki announced dramatically with a grin.

"Ha ha ha." Midori mock laughed. "I'm talking about a giant tunnel that wasn't made with human hands!" That stopped all their laughter as they looked at each other, then carefully jumped down while using their hair to cushion the fall. They now stood next to Midori, who was standing in front of the entrance to a rather long tunnel leading to the unknown.

"Guys?" Ki started, her voice devoid of her usual flirty tone. "Remind me, why did we come to the abandoned district in the first place?"

"Because we heard of a rumor of crazy strong monsters gathering here." Kogane answered.

"Right." Ki said. "You guys wanna join me?"

"Yes." they replied before walking into the tunnel. The tunnel was long and large, looking to be able to fit quite a large crowd.

"I wonder where this goes." Kogane mused as they walked, none of them seeing something slither in the darkness a little ways away behind them.

"We'll have to ask whoever made the tunnels if we find them." Midori answered.

"I just hope they're nice. I'd rather not have to fight more than..." Nori began before trailing off and looking behind her, only to find nothing.

"Something up?" Ki asked her.

"I thought I heard something." she said in an uneasy tone before following along with the others.

"Probably the wind." Midori shrugged.

Hiiissss!

All four of them spun on their heels the moment the sound hit their ears.

"I knew I heard something!" Nori whimpered.

"Don't be scared. There's four of us here!" Midori boasted.

"Yeah, and who knows how many of who or whatever is around us!" Kogane countered.

"Who's there?! Show yourself!" Ki demanded.

HIIISSSSS!

"That's my line, considering that you're entering our home unannounced."

All four of them went wide-eyed at the sound of the voice...coming from right behind them. They slowly turned to see a scaly tail begin to encircle them.

"I think we found the maker of the tunnel!" Nori whimpered as she and the other three all squished their backs against each other.

"Now now." came the voice again drawing their attention to the source. They all looked up to see the owner of the tail towering above them. She was half-snake, half-woman, had snakes acting as her hair, three fingers with long black nails on each hand, skulls atop her head and around her waist where her human and snake halves meet, purple skin with black spots spread throughout, and a rather large set of breasts held behind a skimpy cross top that swayed in time with her body. "I never said your presence was a bad thing. Nice to meet you. I'm Eyesight!"

The four of them couldn't move as they watched the monster smirking down at them. Ki slowly raised her hand to offer a greeting-

"NICE TITS!"

-before using the same hand to facepalm alongside Nori and Kogane when Midori shouted at the top of her lungs.


A/N: Yep! We just did that! Now that we're here, the authors of F-ckthesystem125 and IcySnowSage would like to ask you, the readers, if there are any monsters you'd like us to genderbend so that they may be 'redeemed' later on.