Hey hey, everyone! I'm back with a new idea and a new story! Well, maybe not a really new idea, but this is definately a new story. Anyway, just so you know, this'll be like the movie Saw, kinda, just not as well-thought out, because I just write as I go, which I hear now is a bad thing...oh well. A lot of stupidity will be evident within all chapters, and I'm gonna try to keep only FF characters in here, but I might just throw in other people for fun. Anywayz, have funs reading!

Disclaimer: Like usual, nothing belongs to me... except maybe the dialogue, but probably not that either.

The Trouble with FUIM

(CancerStix enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

BurgerKingKing: hey Cid! wazzup?

CancerStix: Why am I even here?

BurgerKingKing: coz ever since we've came home, we been losing touch with eachother. n this is the only way we can talk w/ eachother.

(BaldMenAreSexy enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

BaldMenAreSexy: Yo!

CancerStix: Dammit, I hate Fucked Up Instant Messenger! I'll brb I gotta restart my comp. Hey Cid.

(CancerStix leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

BurgerKingKing: Hey Cid. how u been?

BaldMenAreSexy: I've been doing good, I definately miss the guys.

BaldMenAreSexy: Hey, Cid just signed on, I'm gonna invite him

BurgerKingKing: alrite

(OglopCid enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

BurgerKingKing: hey Cid

OglopCid: Hey guys. me and Helga just had the best make-up sex ever.

BaldMenAreSexy: Ummm did we need to know about that?

OglopCid: Of course! Friends tell other friends about their lives!

BurgerKingKing: if thats the case then i better tell u guys that i gained alot of wait. i feel so fat

BaldMenAreSexy: you were already so fat. what's the difference

OglopCid: Good burn, Cid

BaldMenAreSexy: hahaha I know. i rule

BurgerKingKing: thats not nice. u sux :(

BurgerKingKing: but i still liek u guys

(CancerStix enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

BaldMenAreSexy: finally I was waiting forever for you to come back

CancerStix: shaddup. FUIM sucks. It was being a lesbian with my toaster, retarded thing.

OglopCid: What do you have against lesbians? They're people too.

BurgerKingKing: yea ppl who provide me with entertainment on lonly nites.

BaldMenAreSexy: O.o ooooookaaaay

(DarkMessengerOfDeath enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

CancerStix: WTF? You know who that is?

BurgerKingKing: no clue

BaldMenAreSexy: me neither

DarkMessengerOfDeath: You are all known as the Cids, are you not?

OglopCid: Depends on who's asking.

DarkMessengerOfDeath: Your Angel of Death and Reforment inquires it.

CancerStix: Ah, it's just an emo gothic loser. Just ignore him, they hate that.

BurgerKingKing: ok

DarkMessengerOfDeath: Dare not insult me, mortal!

OglopCid: So Cid, how's things going with Edea?

BurgerKingKing: horrble. shes bringing all this stuff up about her needs. its gettin so annyoing.

CancerStix: I had the same problem with Shera, but women like that are like wild horses. They just need to be broken. Then they're your bitch.

BaldMenAreSexy: That sounds like a sexist comment there Cid. You definately don't wanna go around saying that.

CancerStix: It's the truth! If women were meant to be the dominant sex, then they would've been born with their reproductive organs on the outside, like a real man. Not like a pussy wuss with them inside. No pun intended there.

OglopCid: I'm so glad I never hang out with you Cid, I might get shot. But anyway, you all won't believe what I bought for my palace! I bought a golden toilet with a silver seat lined with diamonds. It's amazing. And I had to do to get some extra for it was raise taxes tenfold in my kingdom! I love enforcing stuff.

DarkMessengerOfDeath: I have waited long enough, you are all in need of... assistence.

(DarkMessengerOfDeath leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

BurgerKingKing: wut a loser.

OglopCid: Yeah, he was a strange fellow.

BurgerKingKing: dshuihghufhfg

BurgerKingKing: fghjfh

BurgerKingKing: dfjgkjjfigjisdjijrgnnhkjjjn

(BurgerKingKing leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

CancerStix: What the fuck just happened!

OglopCid: Cid's probably just being an ass again.

BaldMenAreSexy: Maybe he tripped on his way to get more food.

CancerStix: Stupid fatass

OglopCid: lol

BaldMenAreSexy: lol

OglopCid: wtf!

(OglopCid leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

CancerStix: Now what? Stupid Cid is probably helping Cid be a retard. Assholes.

BaldMenAreSexy: ...I don't think Cid would do something like that. Sure he's old, but he wouldn't help Cid VIII.

CancerStix: Yeah, you're right. THEN WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

BaldMenAreSexy: couldnt tell you. I think I'm gonna piss myself.

CancerStix: Am I the only sane one out of all of us?

BaldMenAreSexy: Just aboutdkshfgihfdghfhijfdhgjgjjjjjggthbyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(BaldMenAreSexy leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

CancerStix: God fucking dammit! Why the fuck do all of these things happen to us! Why can't they just bring all the heros together for a fucking story instead of the Cids!

CancerStix: Fucking dammit.

(CancerStix leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

(DarkMessengerOfDeath enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

DarkMessengerOfDeath: And thus the sinners enter their realm of hell. Mwhahaha.

DarkMessengerOfDeath: Aa, FUIM leads to another disappearance of people. No wonder they call it 'Fucked Up'.

DarkMessengerOfDeath: ...

DarkMessengerOfDeath: ...

DarkMessengerOfDeath: I really should not be talking to myself...

(DarkMessengerOfDeath leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')

Author's Note: Yeah, FUIM is making fun of AIM, because we all know anything made from AOL is fucked up. . I hope you all liked this chapter and stay tuned for another dastardly chapter of 'The Trouble With FUIM'. (That sounded so lame.)