Hey hey, everyone! I'm back with a new idea and a new story! Well, maybe not a really new idea, but this is definately a new story. Anyway, just so you know, this'll be like the movie Saw, kinda, just not as well-thought out, because I just write as I go, which I hear now is a bad thing...oh well. A lot of stupidity will be evident within all chapters, and I'm gonna try to keep only FF characters in here, but I might just throw in other people for fun. Anywayz, have funs reading!
Disclaimer: Like usual, nothing belongs to me... except maybe the dialogue, but probably not that either.
The Trouble with FUIM
(CancerStix enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
BurgerKingKing: hey Cid! wazzup?
CancerStix: Why am I even here?
BurgerKingKing: coz ever since we've came home, we been losing touch with eachother. n this is the only way we can talk w/ eachother.
(BaldMenAreSexy enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
BaldMenAreSexy: Yo!
CancerStix: Dammit, I hate Fucked Up Instant Messenger! I'll brb I gotta restart my comp. Hey Cid.
(CancerStix leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
BurgerKingKing: Hey Cid. how u been?
BaldMenAreSexy: I've been doing good, I definately miss the guys.
BaldMenAreSexy: Hey, Cid just signed on, I'm gonna invite him
BurgerKingKing: alrite
(OglopCid enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
BurgerKingKing: hey Cid
OglopCid: Hey guys. me and Helga just had the best make-up sex ever.
BaldMenAreSexy: Ummm did we need to know about that?
OglopCid: Of course! Friends tell other friends about their lives!
BurgerKingKing: if thats the case then i better tell u guys that i gained alot of wait. i feel so fat
BaldMenAreSexy: you were already so fat. what's the difference
OglopCid: Good burn, Cid
BaldMenAreSexy: hahaha I know. i rule
BurgerKingKing: thats not nice. u sux :(
BurgerKingKing: but i still liek u guys
(CancerStix enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
BaldMenAreSexy: finally I was waiting forever for you to come back
CancerStix: shaddup. FUIM sucks. It was being a lesbian with my toaster, retarded thing.
OglopCid: What do you have against lesbians? They're people too.
BurgerKingKing: yea ppl who provide me with entertainment on lonly nites.
BaldMenAreSexy: O.o ooooookaaaay
(DarkMessengerOfDeath enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
CancerStix: WTF? You know who that is?
BurgerKingKing: no clue
BaldMenAreSexy: me neither
DarkMessengerOfDeath: You are all known as the Cids, are you not?
OglopCid: Depends on who's asking.
DarkMessengerOfDeath: Your Angel of Death and Reforment inquires it.
CancerStix: Ah, it's just an emo gothic loser. Just ignore him, they hate that.
BurgerKingKing: ok
DarkMessengerOfDeath: Dare not insult me, mortal!
OglopCid: So Cid, how's things going with Edea?
BurgerKingKing: horrble. shes bringing all this stuff up about her needs. its gettin so annyoing.
CancerStix: I had the same problem with Shera, but women like that are like wild horses. They just need to be broken. Then they're your bitch.
BaldMenAreSexy: That sounds like a sexist comment there Cid. You definately don't wanna go around saying that.
CancerStix: It's the truth! If women were meant to be the dominant sex, then they would've been born with their reproductive organs on the outside, like a real man. Not like a pussy wuss with them inside. No pun intended there.
OglopCid: I'm so glad I never hang out with you Cid, I might get shot. But anyway, you all won't believe what I bought for my palace! I bought a golden toilet with a silver seat lined with diamonds. It's amazing. And I had to do to get some extra for it was raise taxes tenfold in my kingdom! I love enforcing stuff.
DarkMessengerOfDeath: I have waited long enough, you are all in need of... assistence.
(DarkMessengerOfDeath leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
BurgerKingKing: wut a loser.
OglopCid: Yeah, he was a strange fellow.
BurgerKingKing: dshuihghufhfg
BurgerKingKing: fghjfh
BurgerKingKing: dfjgkjjfigjisdjijrgnnhkjjjn
(BurgerKingKing leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
CancerStix: What the fuck just happened!
OglopCid: Cid's probably just being an ass again.
BaldMenAreSexy: Maybe he tripped on his way to get more food.
CancerStix: Stupid fatass
OglopCid: lol
BaldMenAreSexy: lol
OglopCid: wtf!
(OglopCid leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
CancerStix: Now what? Stupid Cid is probably helping Cid be a retard. Assholes.
BaldMenAreSexy: ...I don't think Cid would do something like that. Sure he's old, but he wouldn't help Cid VIII.
CancerStix: Yeah, you're right. THEN WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
BaldMenAreSexy: couldnt tell you. I think I'm gonna piss myself.
CancerStix: Am I the only sane one out of all of us?
BaldMenAreSexy: Just aboutdkshfgihfdghfhijfdhgjgjjjjjggthbyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(BaldMenAreSexy leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
CancerStix: God fucking dammit! Why the fuck do all of these things happen to us! Why can't they just bring all the heros together for a fucking story instead of the Cids!
CancerStix: Fucking dammit.
(CancerStix leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
(DarkMessengerOfDeath enters FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
DarkMessengerOfDeath: And thus the sinners enter their realm of hell. Mwhahaha.
DarkMessengerOfDeath: Aa, FUIM leads to another disappearance of people. No wonder they call it 'Fucked Up'.
DarkMessengerOfDeath: ...
DarkMessengerOfDeath: ...
DarkMessengerOfDeath: I really should not be talking to myself...
(DarkMessengerOfDeath leaves FUIM chatroom '25425139881626977200')
Author's Note: Yeah, FUIM is making fun of AIM, because we all know anything made from AOL is fucked up. . I hope you all liked this chapter and stay tuned for another dastardly chapter of 'The Trouble With FUIM'. (That sounded so lame.)
