Mhm. Another short chapter Just for Sara-Chan. Because she likes it when i update. And I like it when she reviews. I want more readers. More reviewers. Love me? TT

I don't own Naruto.


Neji glanced at himself in the mirror before leaving the bathroom. 'Perfect as always' he thought to himself flashing Rock Lee's famous nice guy pose before heading to find his target. Sabaku Gaara. The other sand nin boy was just weird looking. What was up with that facial paint?

Gaara on the other hand was petite, but not weak. He had after all, almost killed Lee. His power was interesting and he wasn't half bad looking either. He was the perfect target. Neji would flash a smirk and win the smaller boy's heart over in no time! Then he'd get Ino to stop stalking him. Find out if he was gay or not and never have to see the weird little boy again.

Neji went to a park and alas! There was his target. But damn, he was there with his siblings. The blond girl was beating the boy with the weird facial paint with that giant fan of hers. It looked a bit painful… Neji heard parts of the conversation between the blows. "Gaara is not a baby-eater!" she screamed… or something to that effect. Neji didn't really want to find out.

"Sabaku Gaara!" he said from a few meters away giving a smirk that screamed 'You will enjoy me stealing your virginity.' Gaara turned his attention away from his siblings and raised a nonexistent brow at the boy standing before him. He recalled seeing the brunette fighting his… cousin, was it, at the chuunin exams?

"I demand you go on a date with me" Neji said flatly causing the bickering sand nin to stop and stare at him. Kankuro sat up though his head was bleeding from the beating his sister had given him and Temari's jaw had dropped from shock. "Did you hear me?" Neji asked furring his brows in frustration when he received no reaction from his target. "No" Gaara replied. "I said-"

"I meant no to your question" Gaara said cutting him off and walking away. Neji felt his world slip from under him. "I was… turned down?" he whispered to himself eyes wide. (A/N: This is so one of those black screen moments where the character is just a dot in the center with the OO face)

-Later in the hospital-

TenTen giggled as she heard the story a second time when Neji was telling Rock Lee what had happened. Lee sniffed dramatically "I feel your pain, Neji! It is the same with myself and Sakura-Chan!" he said tears streaming down his face.

"What do I do? How can I force someone like Gaara to go out with me for a few days?" Neji asked with pleading eyes. "Get blackmail" TenTen suggested "like catch him hugging a bunny or picking flowers. Something really embarrassing he wouldn't want people to see."

"You think Gaara does things like that?" Rock Lee asked not being able to imagine the boy who'd been so close to killing him doing something of the sort. "Well we all do weird things when we're alone" TenTen said with a nod. Neji nodded as well. He after all enjoyed making nice guy poses in his mirror. He had even mastered the tooth glint Rock Lee and Gai-Sensei were famous for and he certainly wouldn't want other people to see that. Gaara had to have a secret!

Neji spent the next few days avoiding Gai-Sensei and bringing TenTen along to spy on the sand siblings. They spent a lot of time in their hotel. When they were out they ate. Gaara didn't really eat though. They'd go to the park where Kankuro would say something insulting about Gaara like how he didn't need to eat because he drank blood. Or how he was a baby-eater and would receive a severe beating from Temari while Gaara either watched them with disgust or looked off into space.

After the fourth day of stalking Gaara and being stalked by Ino at the same time Neji finally found his blackmail…

Gaara had finally managed to shake off his siblings and went into an ice cream parlor. There were only about eight or so people in the small shop when he entered. At his glare they left and he turned to the man at the counter. "If you speak of this to no one I will spare your life" he said looking at the man in the eye. When he was sure the man would comply he placed a large bill on the counter and ordered "one of everything."

Neji used his byakugan to see what was going on and snickered. He and TenTen snuck into the shop just as Gaara and lifted a bowl of chocolate ice cream to his face and sniffed it with a large child-like grin plastered on his face. He heard a click and opened his eyes to find Neji… and a camera…

He growled and made a grab for the camera but Neji was already halfway to the door screaming something alone the lines of "your life is in my hands Sabaku Gaara!" and then he was gone.

At that moment Gaara decided Hyuga Neji was evil.