Trekiael: I love you! You're so right. It is Gaara's ass that's Neji's XD
Eh, well you'll have to read and find out. Neji does have that virginity stealer smirk. Just look at it. Whenever he smirks it's like "woah, how'd i get naked and on a bed?"
Screw the byakugan. That's Neji's true weapon!
"You like Neji now?" Sakura asked in amazement. Ino gave her a nod yes and looked annoyed. "But he's so good at evading me! I need your help, Sakura!" she demanded with pleading eyes. Sakura considered her choices. Make fun of Ino until the sun went down or help the girl. Making fun of her would of course bring great satisfaction. But if she helped her it meant having her path to Sasuke clear! After a moment of contemplating things Sakura grinned at her childhood friend "of course I'll help you."
Ino was about to grin back at the girl when she heard the door open and looked up. The sight before her had her horror stricken. Sakura turned to see what her friend was looking at and her jaw dropped. There in the door way was Neji with Gaara. As if Gaara's mere presence weren't horrifying enough but they were holding hands. Fingers linked. Neji was picking out flowers and putting them in the boy's hair.
"NOOOOOO!" the two girls said in unison. Ino's hopes and dreams of marrying the Hyuga and having many children were destroyed. Sakura's dream of having her path to Sasuke clear was eliminated in less than five minutes! It wasn't fair!
Neji walked up to the counter with a large grin on his face. The other three in the room thought that grin was evil… "How much for these?" he asked pointing to the flowers Gaara hadn't managed to take out of his hair. "Take them and leave" Sakura said as Ino hadn't moved from her current position since the two boy's had entered the small shop.
The Hyuga gave them a satisfied smile and nearly skipped out of the shop with Gaara in tow. Outside Gaara quickly let go of Neji's hand and ran his fingers through his hair attempting to rid himself of the evil colorful scented plants of doom. "Four days" he pleaded. "Five, you already agreed!" Neji said his grin never faltering.
"You're evil"
"Want to go get some ice cream?"
"What?"
"Ice cream, my treat"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Come on, koi" Neji said grabbing the boy's hand again and leading him to the ice cream parlor.
-At the ice cream parlor-
Ino and Sakura slipped into the small establishment a few moments after Neji and Gaara had taken seats at a booth. They were dressed with long black trench coats and sun glasses that covered most of their faces. "Sakura! Ino!" TenTen shouted loudly walking over to the two. They dragged her into their booth putting their hands over her mouth. "Shhhh"
"What is it?" TenTen asked once they'd let go of her face. "We're spying on Neji and Gaara. They're here… on a… on a…"
"On a date" Sakura finished and Ino shuddered. TenTen stifled a laugh "you two do realize that Neji knows you're here, right?"
"What, he does?" Ino shrieked "his byakugan… you guys can't sneak up on him." The two girls looked devastated at the news and slunk gloomily in their seats.
Meanwhile Gaara was staring at the chocolate ice cream before him. It took every strand of his strength not to smell the wonderful chocolaty goodness before him. He shoved a spoonful into his mouth and could weep. That is, if Sabaku Gaara cried.
"Is it good?" Neji asked grinning at the boy. Gaara sent him an icy glare over his bowl and continued eating. That Hyuga was good for three things. Grinning evilly, ruining lives and buying ice cream. Not that Gaara was concerned with money. He was the kazekage's son after all, money was insignificant. But he might as well get something out of these miserable five days.
After about an hour Gaara had gone through twenty seven bowls. Neji counted. It was scary and amusing at once, scary because the boy's stomach was like a bottomless pit, but funny because it was Gaara. The baby-eating blood sucking monster… yeah, that Gaara was eagerly plowing through bowl after bowl of every flavor ice cream known to man.
On his twenty eighth bowl Neji noticed a small amount of ice cream on the side of Gaara's mouth… oh so tempting. He contemplated things for a while. Lick it off and smirk sexily causing the girls not too far off to die of shock or live another day… Hm. It was a tough decision!
Neji decided he would probably die after these five days were up, so he might as well enjoy himself! He leaned over the table when Gaara was distracted ordering another bowl of ice cream and. LICK.
A few booths over Ino passed out. Sakura wept silently. 'Sasuke-Kun, you are further and further away every moment!' she thought to herself. TenTen squealed like the closet yaoi fangirl she was. And about a dozen sets of eyes locked on the two boys. Gaara was just licked… and smirked at sexily… and he did nothing?
Gaara waited for his twenty ninth bowl of ice cream and acted as if Neji hadn't done a thing. "Hey, Gaara-Kun" Neji whined causing the smaller boy to look up. "What?"
"I just licked you"
"Yeah, so?"
"Aren't you going to kill me?"
"No"
"So then you liked it?" the Hyuga said looking smug. 'YOSH! No one can resist my charm!' he thought doing a mental nice guy pose. "Not at all…"
"WHAAAT?" he shrieked feeling his world fall from under him… again. "I didn't like it" Gaara said bluntly eating another spoonful.
Neji looked devastated for a moment. He mumbled something about 'failing at life' and 'not living up to the Hyuga name' before he stood leaning very close to the sand nin's face "you will be begging for me by the end of these five days" he said before slamming a few bills down on the table to pay for the ice cream as he promised and leaving the ice cream parlor.
By now Ino and Sakura were hugging each other weeping gleefully. There was hope! The couple had had their first fight. If Ino were to strike soon she might win the Hyuga's heart over! Sakura may have her path cleared. TenTen might need a blood transfusion from the nosebleed she now had. (A/N: Because every yaoi fangirl gets a nosebleed at such a sight!)
Gaara shrugged to himself, finished his twenty ninth bowl of ice cream and left the shop as well. 'Psssh, that Neji was dreaming. Sabaku Gaara did not beg.' Was the thought on his mind as he made his way back to the hotel he and his siblings were staying at.
