Corvin: Thanks a whole lot. But you CAN'T boycott writing. We are eternal rivals we both must write. And one day i shall beat you at rock, paper scissors!

Trekiael: Yes, twenty nine bowls of ice cream. Bottomless pit stomach. Mhm

Yeah, i know Neji's a bit too ooc. But it would be boring if he were as serious as he usually is. In this chapter i give him a reason to be all spastic though.

LondonRevel: Yes, i know... sexy mental image, no? XD

FireIceGoddess: Thanks so much!

Ok. Sorry about updating sorta late, lovies. I had this chapter ready since saturday but was being evil and not letting me upload it. But it's hear now! I'm nearly done with chapter seven too, so enjoy!


Neji racked his brain all night thinking of ways to win over Gaara's heart. But he couldn't think of a single thing that would work on the weird boy. So he decided to ask the one person that would know. His sister, Temari. She was scary… but Neji's last resort.

"I knew this moment would come" Temari said when she saw the Hyuga approaching her. "So you want to know how to conquer my brother's heart, eh." she said with a smirk. Neji crossed his arms over his chest and said nothing. "I'll take that as a yes" she squealed and took a small bottle out of her pocket. "Slip this into his ice cream and you shall have one very loving, Gaara-Kun."

"What is it?"

"Why, it's a love potion of course!"

"…Does it really work?"

"It worked on Shikamaru. You should see how sweet and loving he is!"

"Thanks" he grumbled and with that he was gone. 'Oh yes, Gaara-Kun. Your heart is mine!'

Only minutes later Temari was approached by another frustrated youth. "I need that potion you gave to Shikamaru" Sakura said with pleading eyes. Temari reached in her pocket and handed the girl a small bottle. "Thank you!" she exclaimed and skipped off.

Later a stuttering girl that Temari later found out was Hinata asked for a bottle as well. "You know… you could make millions with this stuff" Kankuro said from his seat next to the evil girl. "I know" she said with a large grin.

Later that day in Rock Lee's hospital room Neji pulled the small bottle out triumphantly "I shall win his love now!" Neji said with that evil grin of his. Rock Lee was about to point out a flaw in his plan when TenTen walked in looking flushed. "I had to run away from Gai-Sensei… you wouldn't believe how fast he is" she said between breaths. After composing herself she took a seat and grabbed the bottle from Neji's hand downing it "thanks" she said with a smile not noticing when Lee's and Neji's jaw dropped.

-Meanwhile in a room not too far off-

"Please eat it, Sasuke-Kun" Sakura begged holding a plate out to him. He refused with a silent glare and Ino took the bowl from her friend. "Go ahead and starve then" she said taking a bite "Mm, delicious" she teased. Sakura nearly fell off her chair but by the time she'd snatched the bowl away from the blond she was already staring at Sasuke with puppy eyes.

-Later in the Hyuga estate-

Neji slammed the front door and leaned against it panting. TenTen was so incredibly fast! And she wasn't like other girls in love… no… she didn't stalk and plead. She demanded and attacked! "N-Neji-n-iisan" Hinata stuttered out looking at her cousin with concern. He looked at the bottle in her hands and quickly swiped it away. "Sorry, Hinata, but I'll need this later" he said running out the back door.

The Hyuga found himself in a park not too far from the hospital. He stopped for a breath when he was sure he couldn't hear TenTen storming after him and drank the contents of the bottle he'd taken from his cousin. Before he could finish he felt someone collide with him.

"Sorry, Neji" Sasuke said helping the boy up and dusting himself off. "I'm running away from Ino… she's… well you should know. She was stalking you the other day, wasn't she?" The Uchiha looked up when he heard no response and was faced with a puppy-eyed Neji.

That's when he began to wonder if perhaps his brother had put a curse on him that fateful night; a curse that would torment him with stalkers for the rest of his existence… or something like that and then he was running again.

The sand siblings sat in the park watching with amusement. Sasuke was being chased by Ino and Neji who was being chased by TenTen who at the moment looked as if she had more murderous intent then Gaara himself. Sakura and Hinata looked on from the sidelines silently cursing themselves for letting their potions get away from them.

"My potion works so well" Temari squealed. Kankuro had the urge to get some popcorn and continue watching but he feared missing something so he remained in his seat. And Gaara had pulled a bowl of ice cream from seemingly nowhere and was eating contently. Glad that he was finally free.

But of course his happy thoughts were fleeting…


I'm aware that i probably lost a lot of you.

Temari's love potion:

Neji gets one meant for Gaara. TenTen drinks it and falls for Neji.

Sakura gets one meant for Sasuke. Ino drinks it. Falls for Sasuke.

Hinata gets one meant for Naruto. Neji drinks it. Falls for Sasuke.

So Neji and Ino are chasing Sasuke. TenTen is chasing Neji. And the sand siblings get free entertainment.

Tune in next time for a special appearance made by Gai-Sensei and more madness!