Corvin: I think anyone would be happy to have Neji want to rape them XD

Nadramon: -gasp- i heart NejiGaa. But i guess to each his own. There'll be many more couples in future chapters! So look forward to it.

FireIceGoddess: Yes, it is a cool way of torture. My friend actually does that and when i found out i couldn't help adding it to my story lol

Trenchcoatgirl-Kyo: I already replied to you. Excuse my lazyness with not fixing things though.

Note for readers: I know i made the mistakeof not putting Sabaku no Gaara. But i'm way too lazy to fix it. You know what it's supposed to be. I might fix it later when i'm done writing this.


"Kankuro"

"Gaara"

"Make one of your puppets look like me"

"…Why?"

"Because TenTen is attempting to assassinate me and I've run out of chakra"

"…How'd you run out of chakra?"

"I was trying to kill Sasuke and Neji was interfering."

"…Ok…"

"Tell Temari she's on my hit list."

"You have a hit list?"

"You're on it too. But don't worry, you're pretty far down on the list." And with that Gaara walked away.

After Gaara had left Sasuke ran past Kankuro, Neji only steps behind him. Kankuro quickly got in the way "hey, I have a way to make Sasuke love you" he said with a knowing nod. "What is it?" Neji asked eagerly "come, sit" he said sitting at a bench and patting the seat next to him "have a drink" he offered "you look like you've been running all day."

Neji accepted the drink with a smile. "Ok, now that you're back to normal" Kankuro continued when he saw the love-sick look in the Hyuga's eyes leave. "I, as the wonderful older brother I am, must have a serious talk with you."

"About?"

"About Gaara of course. What are your intentions?"

"I was just using him to get rid of Ino."

"So you're going to leave him alone now?" Neji nodded. "Your memory is really bad, Hyuga" Kankuro said looking frustrated. "My brother likes you a lot!"

"Huh?"

"Don't you remember? A long time ago you were in our village with your family and you offered to play with Gaara. He sure hasn't forgotten."

-Flashbacks are fun-

Hyuga Neji. Boy genius, happy toddler on his way to the park. He'd been in sunaga for a week now and his father had finally given him permission to go explore. When he entered the park there were several children running away, the only one that remained was a younger boy with shocking red hair sitting on a swing.

"You're never going to win tag if you just sit there" the Hyuga said to the smaller boy. The redhead looked up and shook his head "We're not playing tag… they don't want to play with me." Neji frowned at this "I'll play with you" he offered. The younger boy stared at him for a moment in shock. He seemed to be caught in memory and then he shook his head and left the park.

"That… that was Gaara?"

"Mhm"

"He's so different now… I didn't recognize him…"

"Well, now you know. I suggest you go make peace before he puts you on his hit list."

"He has a hit list?"

"…and I'm on it" Kankuro said bowing his head. Neji gave him a pat on the back. Poor guy.

-The next day-

Temari sat in the ice cream parlor with Shikamaru. He was going on about how something or another was troublesome when the door opened and Temari was greeted with a familiar scowl. "Gaara" she said waving to her brother. Midway through her wave she stopped and let out a fangirlish squeal. Neji had his arm draped around Gaara's shoulder and what's this? Gaara's cheeks were stained with a slight tinge of PINK?

"Not a word" Gaara said passing Temari and sitting in another booth. Neji sat across from Temari while his newly acquired love ordered his usual list. "He killed eight people on the way here. Traumatized fourteen children, threatened thirty two innocents and gave a very intimidating glare to seventy nine."

"Why?"

"Because they looked at us the wrong way"

Temari and Shikamaru shared a nervous sweat drop and decided to be silent about the entire matter. "Oh, and you're number eleven on his hit list, Temari" Neji said with a smile before he went to sit by Gaara.


Sorry for being slow with the update and this being short. BUT Gaara's suffering is over! He now has Neji. How Neji won his heart? You'll never know. It's a mystery even to me.

-Dramatic music-

Tune in next time for more crack!