Woot. Praise me for updating so quickly.
Since i've already made Neji and Gaara a happy couple i needed a new one. So I decided on Shino and Kiba!
Every chapter shall contain a new pairing since Temari is potion-happy now. If you have anything you specifically want to see let me know, ks?
Temari rubbed her hands together in an evil fashion. It had been a week since Neji had managed to win over Gaara's heart. Temari felt very accomplished but her job was not yet over… "Now I can start my master plan!" Kankuro let out a sigh. "Haven't you done enough life ruining?"
"How do you mean! Gaara and Neji are a happy couple because of my brilliance!"
"… What about Sasuke?"
"Well Ino's always been in love with him anyway."
"…And Neji? TenTen is still stalking him."
"I'll fix that!"
Kankuro let out another sigh and just shrugged. There was no point in arguing, Temari would get her way. She'd ruin some more lives and within a month Konoha would be engaged in a civil war… probably people fighting over Sasuke… poor guy.
"Ok, now I've been observing the genin in this village and they are hopeless when it comes to love. First I will solve the love issues of the remaining rookie nine and Neji's team… THEN THE WORLD!"
"Target one. TenTen. I captured her at noon. She is in room with subject now. It's only a matter of time before the thirst gets to her and she drinks the potion… kekeke…"
"Oi, stop talking like that, Temari, it's creepy"
"Shut up, Kankuro! Oh wait, look, she's drinking it!"
"Who's the subject anyway?"
"It's a plushie."
"…You're making TenTen fall in love with a plushie so she'll leave Neji alone?"
"She's far too scary for me to pair her with anyone else…"
"…point taken…"
"Target two. Inuzuka Kiba. I slipped some potion into his tea. He will fall in love with subject soon…"
"What's the subject now?"
"Who"
"Oh, it's human this time?"
"Shush! Kiba shall fall in love with…" she paused for dramatic effect "himself!"
"…Why?"
"It'll make Shino jealous."
"You're pairing those two?"
"Yep!"
"If Shino finds out you'll be eaten by termites or something in your sleep…"
"Kankuro… termites eat wood."
"Shut up…"
-The next day-
"You didn't come to training" Shino said monotonously when Kiba opened his door. "I was busy"
"Doing?"
"Admiring myself in this here mirror" Kiba said pulling a mirror from behind him and smoothing back his hair. "…Perhaps you should go to the hospital" Shino said with a blank expression. "Nah, they don't have enough mirrors" Kiba said closing his door in Shino's face. If Shino didn't wear those shades one could witness a vein twitching uncontrollably under his eye.
When Shino returned with no Kiba Hinata became worried. When Shino refused to tell her what happened she became even more worried. When Shino offered to walk Hinata home after training she became scared. "W-what happened to K-Kiba-Kun?"
"How do you win some ones affections, Hinata?"
"W-well… I…" Hinata's face became very red and Shino realized she was not the correct female to speak of this with. "You there!" he said catching the attention of Sakura who was standing not too far away from them. "Me?" she asked looking over her shoulder. "I need your assistance."
-In Hinata's house-
It had been three hours. Yes, three hours. It was tough; Sakura and Hinata were sweating and panting for breath. But they'd finally managed to get Shino's sunglasses off and get him into a shirt that didn't cover half of his face. "Now" Sakura said clenching her fist in determination. She grinned an evil sort of grin and held a bottle of… purple nail polish in front of Shino's face.
"Why do I need to wear nail polish?"
"Because it's sexy"
"How so?"
"Itachi wears purple nail polish and he's a sex god."
"So?"
"Do you want to be a sex god?"
"No"
"SHUT UP AND WEAR THE FUCKING NAIL POLISH!"
Shino and Hinata exchanged a fearful glance. Perhaps Sakura wasn't the right person to come to for help…
After another two hours of struggling and Sakura managed to paint Shino's nails a nice shade of purple. Another hour and she'd gotten him to go knock on Kiba's door. "Show time" she said giving Shino a thumbs up and then she and Hinata hid in a bush.
"Every time our eyes meet…" Shino started reading off a paper. He looked over at the bush Sakura and Hinata were behind and glared. Sakura threw a kunai above his head and he continued "I feel my heart melt…"
"Awe, Shino, that's so sweet. With my beauty it's amazing you didn't come tell me this before." Kiba said smiling at his comrade and patting his arm. "But as you well know I'm far too beautiful to trouble myself with dating."
"This calls for drastic measures" Sakura said once Kiba had shut his door. "We need help from a pro…" Hinata looked frightened. "N-not… Temari!" Sakura nodded solemnly "I'm afraid there's no other way, Hinata-Chan."
"I knew this moment would come" Temari said smirking at the approaching rookies. Sakura had a death grip on Shino's arm and gave Temari a polite smile. "We need a love potion for Kiba" Temari nodded and handed the potion over to Shino. "Don't make a mistake like your two friends here did" she said giving them a serious look.
When the three had gone Kankuro took a seat next to his sister. "Couldn't you have just given them the antidote?"
"But then they'd know I gave him a potion in the first place!"
"…Not if you lie and say that was a potion but it was really an antidote."
"…I hate you…"
"I'll go fix things"
"You do that"
-Later at Kiba's house-
Sakura and Hinata were not good at this game. They somehow let the potion escape them and Akamaru drank it and ran out the front door. They truly felt for the poor soul that Akamaru laid eyes on first…
"What are we going to do now?" Sakura asked sitting down. Just then there was a knock at the window and like a knight in shining… cat-suit… Kankuro appeared. "I thought I'd come give you all an extra potion since you two let yours escape you before." The two girls blushed and let out a nervous laugh.
Kankuro strolled over to Kiba and offered him the drink. Kiba declined and Kankuro frowned "but Kiba if you let yourself get dehydrated you'll loose that wonderful glow in your cheeks." Kiba considered this for a moment and then took the drink. When he was finished he looked up at the first person he noticed was Shino.
"…What happened to your shades?"
"Sakura…" Kiba laughed and then looked around his room "did I forget my own birthday or something?" the three other genins shook their heads and exited the house. Kiba then looked over at Shino again. "What's that on your fingers?"
"…nail polish…"
"Why are you wearing nail polish?"
"…it's the polish of sex gods…" he said looking as if he'd murder whoever said that. Kiba smirked and took a step towards his teammate "Sex god, huh?"
-The next day-
Fangirlish squeals were now heard in Konoha more then birds chirping. With pretty boy Neji constantly stating his claim on Gaara with virginity stealing smirks and Kiba pouncing on sex-god Shino every chance he got it was no wonder. Every fangirl in Konoha now praised Temari.
However, not everyone was so happy with her potion. Sasuke and Iruka-Sensei spent the time they were not being chased by Ino and Akamaru putting up warning posters. "Konoha's self-proclaimed cupid is armed and dangerous"
Leave me reviews and suggestions for future pairings!
