A/N: I'm sort of surprised I came up with such a random idea… It's up to you to determine the people who are talking, even though it's obvious... Please review, flames are completely welcome.
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Naruto'.
Calling My Sister-In-Law"It's strange though…"
"What's strange? The fact that you're talking to a S-classed criminal so casually?"
"No, the fact that YOU have a phone... And that."
A soft chuckle was heard. "Well, the future is bright… That seems like the right thing to say."
"I suppose so…"
"Well, let's change the subject, shall we? Hmm…. Let's see… How is my little brother doing?"
"Oh jeez…HIM? Wow…he's been training nonstop as soon as he heard that you and the rest of Akatsuki were planning to invade Konoha borders!"
"Heh…that sounds just like him… Should I be expecting more of a fight this time around?"
"It's hard for me to say. I haven't been seeing him a lot, with all my shifts at the hospital and everything…"
"I see… Well, would it be all right if I asked you a random question my dear Sakura?"
"Go ahead…"
"If I recall correctly, we agreed to call each other in the morning so you could update me on my little brother…"
"Yes… But what is the question…?"
"Let me finish… Strangely enough though…you avoid my calls in the morning so you call me back in the evening…"
"…?"
"With all that morning sickness and stuff…are you avoiding me again because Sasuke got you pregnant…again…?
"!"
"With all that silence…there can only be three things going on… You are either blushing furiously, experiencing MORE pregnancy side effects…or…fainted because I guessed correctly…"
"………"
"I'm going to guess the third option…"
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A/N: Just another random idea of mine. REALLY stupid, I know but please review! Flame me? Sure...why not?
