A/N Brace yourself! It's part two of Harry Potter and the Make-Out Scene of DOOM!

"Oh my GOD, have you heard?" said Hermione, spanking Harry's buttocks.

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates," said Ron, eating a box of "chocolates" right from the toilet. He now had "chocolate" smithered around his face. "Wait, what?"

"Crabbe, Goyle, and McGonagall are totally going out now," Hermione shouted in disbelief.

"No way Jose!" said Harry, putting on a pouty face.

"Oo oo I see a fanfic coming on!" said Ron, now holding his stomach. "Wow, my stomach really likes this chocolate."

"Uh, Ron, I don't think that's chocolate," said Harry, squirming.

"Oh... uh oh," said Ron. He then leaned over and starting puking up the greatest chocolate in the world.

"Oh mah gah, now it's time to write that fanfic!" Hermione squealed, now rushing over to her computer. Again.

Hokay, so, this next chapter starts off with Ron puking up dark and milk chocolate and Harry is all grossed out and what-not, but that's not the point. Crabbe, Gorle, and McGonagall are so going out and they're being awesome right now. So, McGonagall is still a virgin and everything, so Goyle shouted "let's make this story a lemon!" and he did. So, now that the story is a lemon, everyone is cheering and clapping and puking and what-not because it's kinda awesome that McGonagall is having a threesome with Crabbe and Goyle. So, this story is crazy now.

"Oh my GOD check this out!" said Hannah Abbott, who was now humping Professor Flitwick and doing stuff with him. "Aren't Professor McGonagall, Crabbe, and Goyle so hot together? Hey, Ernie! Come on, everyone needs to read this, it is SO good!"

"Oh mah gah, Hannah, this is so hot," said Ernie, wearing a pink dress and red nail polish, with his hair up in a ponytail. "Aren't they the cutest triple of all time?"

"Totally," Hannah replied. She then rubbed Professor Flitwick's hair. "Flitty, what do you think?"

"Ruff ruff! WOOOOOOO!" he said, with his eyes widened.

"He doesn't like to talk when he's having ice cream, you see," said Hannah, caressing her loyal slave, Flitwick.

So, with that being even better, Ron is still puking, Mars is pushing Earth away to Venus, Venus is eating earth, and Harry Potter is feeling awesome right now, because he is now joining McGonagall, Crabbe, and Goyle in their fun. So, as the four of them were being awesome, Voldemort decided to bring out his wand. "Wooo, who wants to cast a spell with me?" he shouted in the great hall, with a bunch of students running up to him. Then, they realized he was bald, which was kind of nasty, but some students found it awesome. So, as they were being awesome and ze end of ze vorld was coming again, and Voldemort was being awesome, so the whole world was in harmony, even though God did not like it. Wait, no! Wizards are satanists and they're all going to hell, no way!

"Oh my GOD, Parvati, this is so awesome," said Lavender Brown, feeling very brown at the moment. Haha, get it? Brown!

"Oh my GOD, we are totally satanists, this is so accurate," said Parvati, jumping up in down, cheering so much that she started picking her nose.

"So yeah, I'm gonna go see Flitty downstairs and do stuff with him with Hannah."

"Totally!"

So as everyone was being Satanic and awesome, people were bowing down to Voldemort and enjoying his spells. So people were like, "dude, Voldemort is so awesome, now I see what it's like to be a death eater" and other people were like "heck yesssss" and Napoleon Dynamite then joined the picture and he was being awesome and then the end of the chapter was coming so more and more people were being awesome and then because of all the awesomeness, ze vorld blew ze up!

"Wheeee! Oh my GOD, this is so fun," said Harry, as he was floating in the air. Him, McGonagall, Crabbe, Goyle, Voldemort, Hannah, Parvati, Lavender, Ron, Hermione and Flitwick were all attacked to eachother and flying to Mars. The end.

A/N I'm sorry, but stories like this are meant to be short. You gotta love it anyways, ofcourse. I have such a fun time writing this.