Title: Dunno (What do you think, any Suggestions?)
Author: Ldykiya
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: SS/JP, RL/SB,
Summary: No this isn't a Mpreg even though both James and Sev are Harry's parents.
Archive: Beyond Canon, FFN
Rating: For now I am going to say PG because of language but it will fluctuate depending on chapter I think.
Parts: I1?
Status: WIP
Series/Sequel: Nope
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything… Mean that literally, I do.
Authors notes & Warnings: OOC!Dursleys (well maybe not to OoC but you will see what I mean)
Chapter Interlude 1: Painters v. The Dursleys.
Sherman and his three man team apperated into the smallest bedroom at #4 private drive. They eyed the small dinghy room with distaste.
"No wonder the guy wanted the room done up. Look at this place its pathetic." Billy, the youngest members of the group said to his co-workers as everyone spread out to do their assigned jobs.
"Hey boss!" Fin called across the room. "The guy didn't mark down the type of window he wanted put in."
Sherman, who was standing by the bedroom door watching the magical measuring tape measure the door dimensions so he could replace it, looked up. "He didn't? He marked down everything else. What about the mural bedroom that little Harry picked out? Is there a window shown in that picture?" Sherman questioned Percy McDonald.
"Yeah when I designed the mural the original room had a window seat. The tree branches come out of the walls and frame the top and sides of it, kinda like the bed canopy." Percy said as he went back to setting out the paint cans filled with the magical paints that he would need to charm the mural onto the walls.
"Sounds good to me; put in a window seat Fin." Williams said just as Vernon Dursley threw open the door to the bedroom.
"What the HELL is going on in here! How did you get in here? Who are you?" Vernon bellowed.
"No need to yell, man. We're the contractors that Professor Snape hired to fix up his son's bedroom. Not to worry, it should only take a couple hours to be finished. Then we'll come back Friday morning to change the closet into a bathroom. We won't even be seen coming or going. Professor Snape informed us that this was a muggle neighborhood." Sherman said in a placating tone.
"I did not give anyone permission to do anything in this room. I want all of you out of here now!" Dursley raged.
"Yep the Professor also said there might be a bit of a problem with you and said I could remind you of all the pesticides out there that kill cockroaches." Sherman said cheerfully. When Severus Snape had explained the situation to him he had been shocked that the ministry would leave Harry Potter in this place. Sherman eyed the overly large man with no neck for a minute before coming to the decision to add one of the muggle warded doorknobs, free of charge, which would make sure that if little Harry didn't open the door his muggle relatives weren't going to be able to get in.
Vernon glared at the workmen in the smallest bedroom of his house. A room that he felt was too good for his freak of a nephew but it seemed that even though it was his house he would have no say in what was done in this room. With a grunt Vernon Dursley turned and went back down the stairs, wondering just how he was going to get rid of all the unnatural stuff that was sure to show up in that room.
"Well, men, lets get back to work. We have a room to finish before the little tyke finishes his shopping." Sherman said jovially as he went back to measuring the room while whistling a merry tune. Score one for the Painters.
