A/N: I see that biggest chapter wasn't a big hit. I'm sorry that it was so boring if that was what you thought. TT You guys must be killing me for not updating for so long. Sorry!
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Chapter 21 – Dozed
Recap:
"We have to stop them," a voice said.
Draco turned around and found Hermione and Albus Dumbledore standing a few feet away.
"I can explain…really! I can!" he cried.
"Draco…were you planning with the Death Eaters?" Hermione asked in a concerned voice. You could see that she was trying to hold back her tears.
"No…of course not," he replied sadly.
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"Yes, we believe you," Dumbledore said. "You don't have to waste your breathe explaining to us what has happened,"
"We have to reverse the spell!" Hermione said.
"Calm down Miss. Granger. No need to worry ourselves just yet. We shall use noxiablative spell."
"To come out of and into normal," Hermione stated.
"Stand back now, the sun shall disappear and there will be a large flash of light that's directed toward the sun," Dumbledore explained.
Both nodded.
Hermione and Draco went back behind one of the tall trees and hid behind, hands held together tightly.
"NOXIABLATIVE!" Dumbledore shouted.
A bright light had shone through, slightly turning darker by the minute. In seconds, the cloud was bleak and dark covering the sun like an eclipse. It glided toward the sun and suddenly disappeared. The sun was now covered slightly by a regular cloud, puffy and white, causing the sun to melt into it.
"You will be alright but there shall be side effects on the students who were unaware of the spell that was cast upon them," Dumbledore replied, tucking the wand away into his robe.
"Everyone at Hogwarts will be … will have side effects then?" Hermione asked.
"Yes. But we shouldn't worry about that. The side effects are mild. Maybe something that you need, Mss. Granger. I suggest that you go do your duties. There will be much work cut out for you," he advised.
When they had reached Hogwarts, Dumbledore had parted ways with them at a stairway that led to his office leaving Draco and Hermione taking the stairs to the 2nd floor.
As they started down Hermione had hear ruffling and loud laughter. "This must be what Dumbledore was talking about," she concluded.
"Laughter?"
"Let's get a better see" she suggested.
They went on ahead and saw a group of people crowded up in a hallway, passing and throwing to each other a big red ball. They seemed to be enjoying themselves a bit too much, their attitudes seemed very uncanny. They were defiantly not 1st years. They were much too old and mature looking, never the less, tall, to be 1st years. They looked more like 6th or 7ths years.
As Hermione got closer, she realized that the group of people causing madness was Harry and the gang themselves.
It was Quincy who was the first to spot Hermione. Her face had lightened up the moment she laid eyes on her.
Harry threw the ball too quickly and it plopped unto her head
"Hermy! Cousin Draky!" she shouted joyfully, waving, "Over – over here!" she giggled so hard that she almost tumbled down the stairs.
Hermione rushed over and asked Quincy, "Are you alright?"
Harry had rushed over too as well while Quincy had just stared at them. After about a minute of useless staring Quincy had grown wide-eyed and screamed with laughter. She was choking in her own giggles.
"Harry!" she cried out, "You have a 'w' on your forehead!"
"What?" Harry exclaimed, shocked at the thought, "Get it off me! Get if off!"
"I heard those were contagious," Ron whispered to Draco.
"What?" Draco exclaimed, "Don't talk to me!"
Ron shrugged and with a sudden sigh he went up to Harry. "Mate, I know I've been rough on you eh? Well…I give ya the blessin' for you to marry Ginny,"
"What!" Hermione exclaimed, "Ronald where on earth did that come from?"
Ron pushed away Hermione and Draco, stepping up to Harry.
"I love ya mate!" he cried out, grabbing Harry by the collar and hugging him.
"Where's my broom?" Harry said. His eye brows were furrowed and his stare was hard and serious. "Where is my broom? Give it here right now!"
"What the hell is that boy talking about?" Draco asked Hermione.
"I haven't the slightest idea," she replied.
"Love ya mate! You're the best buddy a bud could ask for. God damn you're so good to me," Ron said, hugging Harry even harder. Ron was hugging his whole body, including his arms that the two of them looked ridiculous together. Ron had on a grin like a person would have winning a million Galleons while Harry looked as stern as ever, his arms held tight and legs together.
"Ginny!" Harry called out, his voice bellowing, "Get me my broom!"
Ginny however was oblivious to Harry's voice and was rubbing her head against the wall. (A/N: Sorry for the interruption but just to let you know that they are all acting this way because of the 'side effects' just in case anyone forgot)
Quincy had lain on the floor giggling to herself. "A 'W' Harry!" she yelled repeatedly. "A 'W'! Two 'v' together! A hahaha!"
Ron had now left Harry, losing interest and walked over to Quincy. "Look!" He pointed to his closed fist. "I've got your nose!"
Quincy slapped her hands to her cheeks and said, "Oh no! Give it here Ron I can't breathe!"
Ron just laughed and ran around in circles, holding his closed fist like it was his treasure. "You have to catch me first!"
Quincy exclaimed, "Give it here!" She ran around with Ron until she met up with Draco. "Cousin!" she screamed, grabbing the cloak he was wearing, "Save me! I'm melting!" she moaned, and plopped to the floor, not realizing that she was breathing perfectly fine.
"Enough!" Hermione shouted. "I have had enough of this fooling around. Please just come back to earth would you? You're acting like baboons!"
Quincy had regained consciousness while Harry stopped slapping Ginny around for his broom and Ron stopped running while Ginny had stood up straight for once.
"Granger's right we can't do this anymore. As entertaining it was to see my dear little cousin squirming, we have to regain our human self and try to act like normal human beings," Malfoy tried to negotiate.
"Normal?" Quincy said in her usual tone, "What would you know about normal Malfoy?"
"Let's not get started on this," Hermione said.
"What happened?" Ron asked.
"Death Eaters," Draco replied. "In the Forbidden Forest,"
"You called them up didn't you?" Ron said, "Why else would we be acting this way? You want nothing to go wrong with the plans of You-Know-Who."
"I never said that you dim witted red head,"
"What's wrong with red heads you bleach blonde?" Ginny asked.
"I have to say that this is 100 natural hair, unlike yours. You probably had to fetch it from the garbage you were too poor too buy one,"
"I had said enough and I meant it Malfoy. You too Ronald. As Head Girl I have no choice but to tell the Professors that you need detention for your behavior,"
"What if the whole school was acting this way? What if the professors were acting this way?" Harry asked. He didn't want to get detention just after he had gotten out of it.
"That can't be possible…can it?" Draco asked.
Just then Professor McGonagall had strolled in.
"Professor McGonagall!" Hermione shouted.
"Yes Miss. Granger?" she asked.
"Had the school been acting … a bit peculiar?" she asked.
"Well…according to Headmaster Dumbledore things had been out of sorts these past few hours,"
"Do we deserve detention if we were under a magical influence?" Harry asked.
"Well of course not Mr. Potter. You should know better than to ask me that sort of question," she answered and continued down the hall.
"What a doze," Hermione grumbled to herself.
A/N: I am soooo sorry that this chapter hasn't been up yet for like 3 months. All thanks for pigglywiggly for giving me such good ideas. It's unusual for me to write comedy so be light on how horrible this chapter was. Reviews please and thank you!
