This is just something I wrote one day when I was bored. It's supposed to be Kira and Jadzia singing about their weird relationships: they'll go out with almost anyone…except Dukat. The tune is "Matchmaker, Matchmaker".
KN: Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match
Constable, vedek, a farmer perhaps
Matchmaker, matchmaker power's a must
So long as it's not Dukat
JD: Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'll bring bat'leth
You bring the groom, with forehead so rough
I'll settle for big ears or Dr. JB
Just make me a perfect match
KN: I'll start with a religious leader
JD: Continue through my next Trill life
KN, JD: We'll take any guy we like in full
KN: But please no transparent skull
KN, JD: Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match
Find me a find, catch me a catch
JD: Looks are no biggie, for me that's a fact
KN: Just keep him away- Dukat
JD: Kira! Oh, Kira! Have you got a match from I
He's handsome, he's sightly, that is with all three eyes
But he's a nice man, a good catch, right? Right!
I promise you'll be happy, and if I'm by chance wrong
There's always Dukat- he'll come along
KN: Jadzia, Jadzia, have I got a match for you
He's Klingon, he's young- at least as young as you
But he's a nice man, a good catch, true? True!
You heard he's got a temper, he'll with Dominion fight
But only when it's dishonorable- so you're all right
JD: Did you think you'd get a prince?
KN: I found the best I can
With Bareil, Shakaar, Riker Tom, Odo
I'm glad I've got (a?) man
JD: Matchmaker, matchmaker it occurred to me
I'll live longer thanks to the worm in my belly
Up to this minute I misunderstood
I thought I'd be stuck for good
KN, JD: It's clear; too, we don't need to pursue
The man of our dreams
JD: It may take a little less subtlety
KN: Or two hundred more years, it seems
KN, JD: Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match
From beyond the wormhole less me catch
But if I'm not careful he'll come after me
So bring me no ring, groom me no groom, find me no find
Catch me no catch… so long as it's still Dukat!
I've got a few more of these songs, so if you want me to swallow my pride and post more, review, review, review!
