Demons

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Neon Genesis Evangelion, so please don't sue me, I don't have anything worthwhile anyways.

Misato was flooring it and soon the trio was back at HQ, though Hikari thought she lost her lunch about 3 miles back. "Did we have to go that fast? I mean there were trees jumping out of our way."

"It was necessary to save the world, now keep your shirt on, let's go Shinji it's time to face the next angel."

"So you really mean to tell me that he is a pilot, I mean the pilot of the monstrous machine?"

"Yes, didn't he tell you?"

"I told the class that I wasn't a pilot, hoping that it would be less stressful for me Misato."

"Totally understandable, anyways let's get going, and you Miss Horaki will go to the nearest shelter."

"I don't even know where a shelter is from here."

"Not my problem, no one told you to come."

"Misato, don't be like that, let's just go inside, we'll figure something out when we are done with the Fourth Angel."

The trio headed inside and Hikari was amazed by the size of the facility, "Surprised? Well it is the well being of the world, it must be gigantic to stop those monsters."

"I guess, but Shinji why are you piloting?"

"Let's just say I owe some debts, or you could say I can't let a woman cry."

"What the heck are you talking about?"

"Nothing, let's just go." When they had arrived at the facility, all the procedures had been finished, "Captain Katsuragi reporting, Shinji Ikari present and accounted for."

"Good works Captain, now Third Child get in the machine."

"Well nice to see you too Father." Heading toward the nearest changing room, Shinji didn't see the look of irritation that passed over the commander's face. 'That boy will ruin the scenario; I must regain control of the pawn.'

Hikari watched as her classmate walked toward the giant purple behemoth, "He'll be fine, now what to do about you?"

"I don't understand Katsuragi-san."

"Well we can't have you staying here; I mean it is a top secret we intend to keep, should we have you murdered?"

"Stop playing with her head Misato don't worry Hikari they won't kill you." Shinji eloquently disabled Misato's scare tactic, "Well guess my fun is over, anyways you have to head over to the waiting room, it's downstairs on the 2nd floor. You will wait there until ordered to come back by either myself or someone higher up."

"Understood ma'am."

'I don't like her, she was way too cozy with Shinji-kun, though I can't have her killed without a number of forms being filled out, damn NERV and it's stupid bureaucracy.'

'Shinji pilots such an ugly machine, and he does it for us? All that pressure and all that pain, all for us? What does he do it for? What can there be in life worth fighting monsters for?' Hikari couldn't understand the level of love that Shinji had for all those around him, though he had only absolute hatred for his father. 'I see you have got another admirer, what you going to do about that kid?'

'No idea, but on to more important matters, how the heck are we supposed to beat the next angel?'

'I have a plan; we'll jump on it and ride it like a horse.'

'Right…..maybe I should just ask Misato.' Misato had things under control, at least that's what she was telling herself, 'My lover is in a 100 story tall machine battling a creature that could destroy the world, and I hate this job.'

"Eva Launch."

Shooting at upwards of 500 miles per hour, Shinji didn't really like the whole feeling of being crushed to his seat. 'Guess we know how a pancake feels.'

'Can it with the jokes, any ideas?'

'Ride it like a cowboy?'

'I knew I should have asked Misato.'

A deep rumbling was heard; it seemed that buildings being sliced apart didn't always stay upright. Feeling a lingering presence inside the machine, Shinji decided to let his emotions to run free, 'Mother?'

'Shinji? Are you really my son?'

'Hard to say, but I know for a fact that part of your son lives within us.'

'So to protect my son, I have to protect you as well.'

'Bingo, now let's start off with something simple.' The Eva weaved its way through the buildings of Tokyo-3 and soon was standing opposite of the angel. Shamshiel was not pleased to see the disgusting image of Lilith in its sight. Firing off it's tentacles of doom; it sliced up many of the buildings standing between Shinji and itself. The monster wanted to finish this quickly; it wanted to rescue its brethren and to do that it must defeat this freak of nature. Unfortunately for the angel, Yui and Shinji didn't crawl on their knees and beg for salvation. Delivering a succession of punches and kicks, the monster was pushed back to the mountains.

Roaring its outrage, the monster threw the copy back the way it came; flying through the air in a 100 story robot was not something that Shinji wanted to do ever again. 'I feel seasick.'

'Don't be a wimp; I know we can take out its heart while it is running toward us.'

The feeling of foreboding would not go away, Shinji felt like a aura was being projected from his very hand. 'Oi it's those idiots from school, look their pissing in their pants, hope they don't get any of that on my Eva.'

Right between the middle finger and index finger of the massive machine, stood Toji and Kensuke, though with the way they were holding each other one would think they are one in the same. "Misato we have civilians here, orders?"

"Damn them, why aren't they in the shelters? What the heck are we supposed to do now?"

"Orders?"

"Ah hell, let them in, and retreat, we'll form another plan later."

"You don't have the authority to authorize that Misato."

"I don't give a damn Ritsuko, it's my call and I said let them in."

"Okay, but I feel sorry for his camera." Shinji opened the hatch and demanded the two get into the machine. "I knew it was you, you are the pilot."

"Yeah, so I am, anyways hold on to you pants because here we go."

"Ahh my camera, my beautiful new camera." Roaring to life, Shinji and Eva soon had the angel cornered and were about to deliver the killing strike. "What are you doing Shinji, I told you to come back, Retreat now soldier!"

"I am not a soldier, and I am no one's pawn, I will finish this my own way."

Rallying with a war cry that could strike fear into all men's hearts, Eva plunged the progressive knife into the deep red core of the angel. Shamshiel wasn't exactly feeling like a million bucks about now, 'How can an inferior being defeat me?' The angel would never know the truth of the matter, all it saw next was darkness.

Suffice it to say that both the teens were chewed out indefinitely by both Misato and their parents. The amount of pain in the backside was enough to remind them never to do that again, "And as for you Shinji, how could you refuse a direct order like that? I should have you incarcerated for that act of insubordination."

"And who would you have to pilot then?"

"Rei can pilot just as well as you can."
"That's not true and you know it, Misato what's the big deal? I beat the thing didn't I? What does it matter I didn't follow your orders to the tee?"

"People die in wars Shinji, people who don't follow a simple order put the whole world at risk, what if you had not stopped the angel? What then?"

"You would have found a new pilot, simple as that."

"What would we do without you Shinji? What would I do?"

"Misato-chan, remember this, I will never leave you, do you understand me?"

"I just don't know Shinji, I mean you are the only one fighting out there, I can't even help you from here."

"It's okay Misato, it's okay. I promise you that I will always be by your side."

"Promise?"

"With all my heart."

"Well if that is the case, then I guess I will have to give you a reason to stay won't I? Have you taken a shower yet? No? Well Ritsuko recommended that we help you." From out of the shadows, Ritsuko emerged while dragging along a shy Maya Ibuki. "What's wrong Maya? I thought you wanted to thank Shinji for his efforts? And what better way then to help him clean up?"

"That's not what I meant and you know it Akagi-sempai."

"Either way, I can see Shinji doesn't mind the idea at all, do you Shinji?"

"Wha…."

"What she means to say Shinji-kun, is that your little friend seems very happy to see us." Looking down, Shinji could not deny it, leaping at him Ritsuko soon had the pilot in the shower, though with all his clothing in the way it was hard to help him. Thus Misato helped with that, and soon the pilot was nice and smooth for the women. "What are you waiting for Maya? Get some soap and hurry up."

Though Maya was shy when Shinji had all his clothes on, without them Maya could see why the women wanted the pilot so. "Yes ma'am." Shinji was really surprised by the younger woman's enthusiasm, she soon was getting into it like Misato and Ritsuko, though if it was possible she was more enthusiastic.

"Umm….Maya-san, don't squeeze so hard."

"Like this Shinji-kun?"

"Yes, just like that."

"Oh it's growing bigger."

"It does that."

"I didn't know that it could get this big."

"Well it's possible."

"I have never seen such a big one."

"Maya, it's just a sponge, why are you getting so excited?"

"But Akagi-sempai, it's so big."

"Right…..back to the matter at hand, Misato how are you doing over there?"

Misato was out cold, "What the heck happened to her?"

"Oh that was me, I didn't mean for it to get so excited but I couldn't help it."

Misato was mumbling all kinds of things in her stimulant induced slumber, "Oh Shinji, right there, yeah with all the curry sauce, it tastes so good."

"I don't really want to know do I?"

"Probably not Ritsuko-chan."

"Well she got hers, time for us right Maya-chan?"

"Yes, ma'am."

The locker room was truly a beautiful place to hear echoes, though many of the people at HQ could not get the images out of their minds. "I want some of that."

"I know what you mean." The employees were really starved for love, or so it seemed. Most of the female employees crowded around the security televisions, while the rest of Section 2 was being tortured because they kept all this beauty for themselves.

"I didn't know Shinji-san could do that?"

"Wow, he's really flexible, but what is that? It can't be his….it is."

' "Wow…..just wow….."

"I didn't think they grew that big…."

"What are you all doing in here?" Fuyutsuki-san wondered why the whole of the female employees gathered around the security room. "Sir….were doing research….isn't that right?"

"Yes, research….umm….ladies I think we have to go…I have to go to the restroom. Would you all care to follow me?" The women quickly nodded their heads and raced toward the locker rooms.

"What the heck is wrong with them? And what are you all doing on the floor? Why are you all beaten?" Though Section 2 could hear Fuyutsuki they could not answer due to the beating they had received at the hands of the female employees.

Fuyutsuki just let it go, 'What do I care if the staff gets beaten up, now where did I leave those eyeglasses of mine?' Fuyutsuki could not see the images depicted on the security screens if he could he would be sure to fire the whole female staff working at NERV.

Back in the locker room

Maya, Misato, and Ritsuko were just finishing up with their activities, and Shinji was tired as heck. That is until they heard the tell-tale signiture of a thousand feet moving in their direction. "What the heck is that?"

Misato soon got her answer as 500 or so women sprang into the showers, all with the objective of having their way with Shinji. Suffice it to say that the previous trio couldn't fight the tidal wave of women. "Shinji!"

"Misato, help me!" It was too late, Shinji was gobbled up by the multitude of women, the only things visible were the women's undergarments. The trio tried to combat the women, but to no avail, it was impossible to fight so many when you were already so tired.

The screams and moaning in the locker room only got louder and more frequent, though a scream could be heard throughout the room whenever a new moaning started. Trying to satisfy so many women was not something that Shinji was up to the task for, though the women didn't mind in the least and showed him just the way they liked to be loved.

Deep inside the greatest machine ever been built, a laugh could be heard, a laugh that carried with it a manical quality. 'My Shinji is going to give me hundreds of grandchildren, I always knew all those pills would do their job. Now if I can only get Rei into there, hmm…..' Suffice it to say that the Eva was happy as a clam, though the same couldn't be said about Shinji.

The person most interested in the young Ikari was none other than Rei, she was perturbed by the number of women that seemed to flaunt and literally throw themselves at the young pilot. Even now, when the amount of women was ludicrous it was a testament to Rei's control that she didn't blast them all away with her AT field.

'Why do they flock toward Ikari? What does he have that commands such reverance?'

"Rei, what are you doing here?"

"Commander, I am here observing Pilot Ikari, he is being absorbed by the women in the locker room."

"That is not part of the scenario, we must stop this at once, call Section 2."

"Section 2 is out of commission at the moment, there is no security in the Geo Front."

"Then I shall separate him myself, this is hardly protocol." Gendo went in search of his son, though it would be stupid to assume he could reach him.

'The Commander seems as perturbed as I am about the welfare of pilot Ikari. Though he seemed much more angry then necessary.'

'How the heck does he ensnare all those women? Yui always wanted a masculine boy, but this is insane, I knew I shouldn't have let her feed him all those pills.'

When the Commander had arrived at the locker room, he felt the very air around him constrict. "What are you doing here?" A female employee questioned the Commander of NERV this would not do, "How dare you? I will have you put to death in an instant."

"I don't think so Commander, girls how shall we torture this bastard? He's the one who made Shinji sad…." A thousand eyes turned in the same direction, the man who had hurt their lover would feel their wrath. With little preparation the women charged and soon had the commander tied up and hung over a disgusting toilet. "Let's play dunk the Commander, who wants to go first?" Thus one by one the women dunked the Commander in the disgusting, smelly, and utterly revolting toilet that had been recently been used by his second in command. It was safe to say that the older man had not flushed well and also either needed prunes or a more regular diet.

Gendo Ikari was in hell, he was being tortured by half naked women, but they were dunking him into a vat of feces. Shinji was watching from his place behind the women, 'It's a good day, right kid?'

'It's always a good day when I get to see my father suffer.' Thus the day ended on a happy note for the young savior of Tokyo-3. He had been more active then ever, and now he got to see his worst enemy dunked into a pile of goo.

Author's notes: I love torturing the bastard, anyways leave a review if you have the chance. Anything is welcome, whether criticism or compliments all are helpful in my writing. See you all again, and remember to always have fun.