Disclaimer: This one does not own Shaman King. All that is owned is the character and the plot.
Kaia: Welcome to my latest fic, The Perfect Shaman! This fic is supposed to be pure humor. Just to let you all know that is. I feel kind of sorry for what is going to happen to Hao and Yoh. And to let you know they will not be having hot monkey sex. Capuche? Good. –Ears lower in tiredness- I really should update my other fics as well…-sigh- also I do not remember if Manta became a Shaman or not so he won't be one.
Need to Knows:
Couples: Which would be none what so ever. Except with the character I made and the actual couples in the show. But other than that none at all!
Summary: What happens when Angel Fantastica Mary-Sue comes to Funbari Hill? And then what happens when she is Yoh's supposed 'boy friend', the girl that Hao's in love with and then most of the other guys fall for her? And what will they do to get rid of her? Read and you shall know.
Other Things: If something pops in a paragraph and it says A/N that would mean Author's note. If there are any Japanese words in this fic that you do not understand there shall be a translation thing at the bottom.
Warning: There shall be a Mary-Sue in this fic. And guess what will happen to her? And she is only made up as a joke. Also this has not been beta-ed. I hope that someone will be kind enough to be my SK beta if they choose to.
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It Comes!
It was yet another regular day in Funbari Hill. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and the Shaman were training. 5 Shaman in fact, an itako and a short boy who could see spirits but was not a shaman.
"Finish your 50 laps or you'll get 100 more!" Shouted the blonde Itako as the tired boys began to run their 40th lap. A loud groan could be heard, and Anna noted this. "100 more laps for you Horohoro!"
"How did she know it was me?" Came from a certain blue haired Ainu.
"Simple." Was the reply "You were the only one that shouted and so now the others don't have to finish their laps? You do, since you were complaining."
The rest of the group sat down thankfully on the group, each sighing in relief. Well except for Ren, who just sat cross-legged with his arms crossed. Yoh began to lay down stretching and getting ready for a nap. But their break was not long, seeing as they all sensed an immensely strong Shaman approaching.
Getting in defensive positions, ready for an attack. But when nothing came and only a girl came into view. Everyone's jaws dropped, excepting Ren, Anna, Yoh and Manta. This girl was stunning.
Long waist length golden curls, pretty vibrant blue eyes. Curves in all the exact places and her hands were just the right length. Her outfit was made well. A tube top, mini skirt and a long black trench coat. Ryu, Horohoro, and Chocolove (A/N: This is Jocko in the Dub. His name shall stay the same.) Were all in awe of the beauty. Yoh and Manta were kind of dumbfounded, about who this was. Anna and Ren were rather skeptical and seemed to dislike her from this.
"Hello. My name is Angel Fantastica Mary-Sue. As you may have noticed I am a Shaman, the strongest and most perfect at that. But you can and will call me Mary-Sue." She told them with a toothy smile. Showing all of her sparkling white teeth.
The three shamans were still ogling her, and the other 4 people were just staring at her. What she said next would make them all shocked.
"I have come to see Asakura Yoh. MY boyfriend." Mary-Sue's gaze went over to Yoh, as her eyes became hearts. Said shaman gave her an odd look and then a quick glance at Anna. She had gone into death mode. First wanting to kill Mary-Sue and then Yoh.
"Uh…um, Anna…? I have no idea who she is! Except her name since she told us." The brunette was slowly backing away from Anna and Mary-Sue. Ren and Manta knew that if there were not a good explanation then Yoh would die by Anna's hand.
Anna said nothing.
Everyone was silent and watching Anna, to see what she would do about Mary-Sue, and possibly to Yoh. Only after a moment passed had Anna said something.
"Yoh. Explain. NOW." Her stern voice demanding that he to explain about the thing, Mary-Sue, standing before them.
"But Anna! The thing is I don't know. Maybe it should explain." Yoh responded as he pointed at Mary-Sue. She smiled yet again and nodded. Her long curled hair shifting as she did so.
"Yoh became my fiancée when he and I were both at the age of 10. He and Matamune saved me from the oni (I) that haunted me because of my power and where I lived. I am both an Itako and a Shaman. I've trained Yoh hard ever since. My over soul is that of an Angel. Gracing my beautiful body with that of stunning angel wings. Making me even more of an angel than I am without them and a golden glow always surrounds me." She paused for a moment to look at the stunned faces. "I am much older than I seem. I reincarnate myself every 500 years. This is my second time doing so, but my third body. I have the powers of all elements, but my preference is fire."
All stared at her in disbelief. 10 minutes had passed before Anna had said something.
"That…is what happened to Yoh and I. NOT YOU! I have ALL of the memories. Also, what you just explained about you having the power of all the elements and being able to reincarnate yourself? Those abilities do not belong to you, but Hao." Anna explained her voice shaking with fury at the imposter.
More silence rang through the group. Mary-Sue sighed.
"Oh my dear Hao, how I remember him. He loved me yet I could not love him back. It was so terrible. 1000 years ago I had to assist in the demise of my love…" One beautiful tear slid down her smooth face as she said this. Her voice was trembling just a bit.
"I am 'your dear' eh?" Came a smooth voice from above them. A smirk was on the face of its speaker. Long waist length brown hair was flowing in the wind. The figure was standing atop Spirit of Fire.
It was Hao.
Translations:
Oni- A demon or an Ogre. They haunted Anna when she was younger, but this is only in the manga.
Kaia: I hope you enjoy chapter one of 'The Perfect Shaman.' Angel Fantastica Mary-Sue is just a character I made up for fun and I shall never make better use of her. Also 850 words without all the extra stuff XP pretty good for me.
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