Disclaimer: Shaman King is the property of Hiroyuki Takei, haven't you learned that yet?

Kaiamara: Welcome to chapter two of The Perfect Shaman! This is probably the second time when I've begun writing my second chapter after the story began! Also I would like to thank gummyworms, ChaosAkita, A Complete Lack of Sanity, and DigitalDreamer for being my first 4 reviewers! Need To Knows are still in the first chapter, translations will still be at the bottom. Now on with chapter two of the fic!

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It Stays!

It was Hao.

He was standing a top Spirit of Fire, looking as cool and calm per usual.

"Since when have I been chasing after you?" A smirk appearing on his face as some loose strands of brunette hair flowed past his face. The others were just looking from Angel Fantastica Mary-Sue to Hao.

"Oh, Hao! I knew I just knew you would follow me! No matter where I was, Hell, Heaven or the Earth." Tears of joy were streaming down her face. "Oh how I would love to be with you…but Yoh is going to marry me!" She indicated to the younger twin.

Hao looked at his twin, "Him? Okay…The real reason I came was to kill it!" A gloved hand was pointed at Mary-Sue in rage.

"Now why would that be my sweet?"

"BECAUSE! YOU keep telling everyone that I'm in love with you. WHEN I AM NOT!" It looked up at Hao with tears streaming down her…its face

"Hao…how could you say that? I know you love me." Its voice trembling as she spoke. Little stars and hearts were sparkling around her; sakuras (I) were floating through the background.

He looked at her for a moment and then at the others before he said anything.

"Oh my dear Mary-Sue. I do apologize for being so cruel. You know that I shall always lo-" But the Pyro Shaman could not finish his sentence, it seemed as if an invisible hand had slapped him. Hard. A dazed expression was on his face, but only for a second, then it became normal again.

"What the hell?" Was all he said before a ball of fire went flying towards Mary-Sue.

"Oh Yoh dearest! Please come and rescue me. I am a poor and defenseless, beautiful young girl!" As it made a dramatic pose. Yoh just stared at her blankly.

"And why would I do that? I don't even know you!" He burst as the Mary-Sue glomped him and sent a ball of water to counter Hao's ball of fire.

"Did you forget my Hao? I have the power of all the elements."

Hao was stunned. "I HAVE THE POWER OF ALL THE ELEMENTS! NOT YOU!" He began stomping around on the ground. Ryu, Choco, Horo, and Manta all quickly got out of his way; Anna was stunned by the creature that may be called a 'girl.' And Ren? He was just watching, Qwan-Do (II) at the ready. Yoh couldn't really do anything seeing as A.F. Mary-Sue was practically suffocating him.

'Someone is PMSing…' Horo thought as he quickly dodged a ball of flame.

"I'm going to leave before that thing has a worse effect on me! Stupid bit-" And Hao left before he could finish that last word, seeing as he should not be a potty mouth.

Each of them stared in disbelief at the Mary-Sue glomperfiying Asakura Yoh. The poor boy. Nobody knew what to do about it, so they just let it keep glomping Yoh. Approximately five hours later,

Mary-Sue let go of Yoh; everyone else just assumed that she had gotten bored with it.

Her long golden curls swung after her as she set out towards the main house of the Asakura/Kyouyama compound. Three shamans had shocked looks on their faces. One just stared; golden cat-like eyes boring into her as he watched what she did. One midget had his mouth hanging to the ground he knew what was coming. Yoh was sprawled out on the ground in a daze. And Anna, well she was quite pissed off at what the thing was doing.

"Walking into my house uninvited…eh." The blonde itako was muttering to herself "Well she'll be in quite a bit of hell for this."

An evil smirk came on to Anna's face. She also began to make her way across the lawn towards the compound. The others followed suit, Ren went and retrieved the dazed Yoh.

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When the others had entered and were in the kitchen they saw Anna sitting across from Mary-Sue at the table. Each smiling pleasantly at the other, which would be somewhat shocking to them seeing as they hated each other since Mary-Sue stepped foot in the front yard. Each of the 6 sat themselves around the table. (Yoh isn't as dazed as he was, he can sit down though.)

"I, Angel Fantastica Mary-Sue, am going to be honoring you all with my presence. Which means that I shall staying here for a week to overlook the training of my fiancée." A pleasant smile still on her 'flawless' face Ryu, Choco, and Horo melted. A certain

Chinese Shaman scoffed, the smallest of the group had an odd look on his face, and Yoh was still somewhat dazed. A certain blonde girl just smiled back. Most, (Yoh, Ren and Manta) would call this certain smile a cause for horror. But the thing sitting across from Anna did not seem to care.

"That will be fine, but we have to take care of some things later then." Mary-Sue nodded at this. "Horo." Horo stood up immediately. "Show her to one of the empty rooms."

"Yes ma'am!" And with that the blue haired Ainu and the thing were off to her room.

The rest of them were just sitting and thinking when a clatter disrupted their thoughts. They all looked to see Manta on the ground going to pick up his encyclopedia (III) when a look of horror dawned on his face.

"What is it Manta?" Yoh asked, as he was no longer dazed.

"It…its…this." He said in a chocked voice as he pointed down to something in the large encyclopedia.
"Read it then my little friend." Ryu said encouragingly.

The short boy nodded and began to read the text, "The most illustrious and hard to get rid of creatures is known as the Mary-Sue. The 'Mary-Sue' is the Japanese version of the Ancient Greek's, Sirens. Tantalizing men with their flawless features, long golden curly hair and curves make them the perfect creature to steal anyone's boyfriend, fiancée, or husband. They make all the hot guys, and other men, fall for their beauty. Causing them to forget what they were saying before and then the men will fall for their undying beauty. They will then ramble on about how much they love the 'Mary-Sue' and want to marry it. In such rare cases that a Mary-Sue is there here are some steps on getting rid of them:

Make it sacrifice itself for the one it's trying to make fall madly in love with, when in battle with an enemy.

Take all the men out of its presence; if there are none there ogling it or other such things it's power and beauty shall be gone. Causing it to vanish.

Make it be surrounded by only women; women do not fall for the powers of a Mary-Sue.

This is last and final step in getting rid of a Mary-Sue, make sure that all in the plan will go along with it to the very end. All the men will have to be in love with the same gender. This will defiantly cause the Mary-Sue to lose its power, seeing as the creatures surrounding it will love others and not it.

If none of these steps work please desert the village, town, or city at once. Never let a Mary-Sue have its picture taken or become public. This will then cause it to gain more power, with more people loving it.

"And that's all it says." Manta ended with a shudder.

"So…that thing IS a Mary-Sue it would seem…" Ren stated as he glared at the floor. Choco and Ryu had looks of horror on their faces. Yoh was looking over at Anna, worried. But all Anna did was smile maniacally.

"I have a plan then. Seeing as this house is filled with men…"

Everyone stared at Anna in horror. Yoh was the first to speak.
"Please Anna…not that way!" His voice trembling, he knew what her plan was.

"That's the only thing we can use to get rid of it. Its not my fault." The others just bowed their heads in defeat and nodded. All was quiet…

"Oh Yohh." A voice rang out as said shaman whipped his head up in shock.

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Translation:

Sakura- Cherry Blossoms, this was too cliché to pass up. I had to use it!

Qwan-Do- this is Ren's bo-staff with the spear at the end. Usually used to spear people or poke Choco in the nose.

Kaia: Phew! That was one long chapter. I hope all who read it enjoyed it. Also this one was unbeta-ed as well. I thought up the perfect prologue as I was writing this one. XD

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