Disclaimer: Does Shaman King contain any Yaoi that is actually shown? No? Well then I still don't own it.

Kaiamara: Welcome back to chapter 3 of The Perfect Shaman! Was that a cliffhanger that has been left last chapter? I think it is…also someone else finds out something about the Sue. Nya ha ha. –Fox ears perk up- Next chapter w

N.T.K.: Translations are still being held ransom at the bottom of the chapter. Meaner things are going to happen to Yoh. I am cruel.

Italics /…/ Means emphasis, they're reading Manta's encyclopedia or flashback.

Bold /…/ People are usually yelling, or emphasis when they're reading.

Thanks: Thanks to…Nekoian, Gummyworms, ChaosAkita, Anim3Luva, KaoruGal, porpoise-dreamer, pau-of-the-desert, yiLee, earthfairy, and MusicDreamer! Thank you all for not flaming and being supportive!

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It Takes!

"Yohh." A beautiful voice called from the hallway.

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Yoh looked towards the direction of where the thing was calling his name, eyes wide and a look of complete fright on his features. He gulped. Anna just smirked as the others looked towards Yoh. The itako (I) just nodded and her smirk remained. All of the others pitied Yoh in what he had to do. Anna's plan was running through Yoh's mind.

'You guys will all have to either pick someone to be your 'boyfriend' or I will. Oh, and Yoh?'

'Yes Anna?'

'You're the one that's going to have to stay with it. And you have no choice in the matter.'

Mid-length, perfectly straight black and red hair swung softly (Can you all guess who this is?) Mary-Sue entered the room. Her light fuchsia coloured eyes scanning the room for a certain Shaman. And when he was located thin and beautiful arms encased him.

"Oh my dearest Yoh! How I missed you ever so much…" small tears of love began to form at her eyes. Causing her eye colour to become a light purple. They vanished in a moment, leaving the eye colour that same lovely light purple. The grip of the thing never leaving Yoh, poor Yoh, we all pity him for this.

"Yoh, I have a list of things for you to pick up from the market, and other stores. Bring the Sue if you want to." Anna told him as she handed him a two-paged list, and some money. "Take your time."

Yoh looked over at Anna, nodded and took the list and money. Somehow he managed to wriggle out of Mary Sue's grip. He slowly headed for the door…but his arm was grabbed and then yanked out of the house.

"I, Angel Fantastica Mary Sue, shall retrieve each of these items with my dearest Yoh!" She yelled in her beautiful voice, as she rushed out in a blur of light pink, white, and green.

"Heh. Let's set this up while they are gone." Anna told the others with a smirk.

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As everyone was getting ready and thinking on how to rid their lives and others of the Sue, Manta was rereading the passage on the Mary Sue. Wondering if he could find anything else on it. He flipped to the next page, noticing something strange. The information on the 'Mary Sue' began on page 239 and ended on page 240, but then the next page after he flipped it was 243. And to his horror, pages 241 and 242 were stuck together! The short blonde's face appeared utterly shocked as he read the page that was missing.

"ANNA-SAN!"

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Anna looked up from what her television programme to see what Manta wanted. The short boy was in utter shock and horror.

"What do you want?" She questioned in a monotone voice.

"Two pages in my book were stuck together…"

"And…?"

"One of them had more information on the 'Mary Sue.' I think you should read it." Manta explained as he passed Anna the encyclopedia, opened to the page that they had missed.

Here is what it had said:

Some side information on the Mary Sue

They are able to alter their appearances at will. Their hair may be curly and blonde one moment, but be straight, black and red the next moment. Eyes may be blue, and then become purple or fuchsia.

Curves will always be on the Mary Sue when they are able to keep up any 'attractive' appearance. Outfits that will show off these 'curves' will be worn. And the outfit will always change when they change their appearance.

When the Mary Sue knows it is going to be killed or destroyed it will go to extreme measures to make sure it does not. If so, its appearance will then become flawed and hideous. Becoming what some would say as a 'gorgon,' a mythical Greek creature. Who is able to turn anyone who gazes at it into stone, one of the most hideous creatures to ever be seen. The eyes of the Mary Sue will become slits and red, and the hair will be either grey or white and rather mousy. When they appear like this, they are using all the power to make all love it again. But continue using the method that was used to transform it into like this, and then it will vanish forever. Only leaving a groutesque stain on the floor.

Anna had a face of concentration on. Thinking of how to alter her plan to correspond this information with it. A grin came to her face, showing Manta that she had figured out how to keep the plan relatively the same, and use the information she had recently obtained.

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Mary Sue had first dragged Yoh to a drug store. Where they had to buy aspirin, toothpaste, soap, and a few other things. The brown haired shaman had a forced grin on his face, looking like his usual one.

"Ah. I do enjoy spending quality time together, do you not my love?" The cerulean hair coloured creature asked Yoh.

"Oh, yeah. Sure. I do. The best time in my life." He replied as he walked up to the cashier, who gave Yoh a surprised look.

"I thought you were going out with that Anna girl, did you break up with her?" The elderly cashier woman asked as she took the items from Yoh's basket.

"I am." He whispered as Mary Sue was looking at the make-up. "The person following me just thinks that they're my 'girlfriend,' its still Anna though. Okay?"

The elderly woman nodded as she told Yoh the price. He paid her, gave his thanks and left. Mary Sue not trailing far behind him. Now they had to go get their groceries, which took up about one and a half pages.

Yoh sighed he knew this was going to be long. And he just had to endure it, knowing Anna would kill him if he didn't.

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The group that was remaining at the house was outside and Anna was going over with them the changes in the plan. Each of them nodded.

"Okay. So let me get this straight Ryu and I have to go until Mary-Sue is killed?" Chocolove queered as Mic floated by his head.

"Yes. And why? Because I said so, you can stay at a nearby hotel. You will be paying yourselves of course. Tell us which hotel, and we'll call you when it's gone. Got that?" The blonde told them with a stern voice.

"Ye-yes ma'am!" Both Ryu and Chocolove sputtered out. Both quickly went inside to gather their things then leave.

In about five minutes, they both came out. Told them they made reservations at 'Le Dragon Noir (II).' Both saying their good-byes as they exited the gates.

"Now that they're gone we need to do some things with this group. Okay, Ren and Horohoro." Anna began

"Yes Anna-san?" Horohoro asked.

"You two will be sharing a bed."

Horo's face broke (you know what I mean!) and Ren froze. A cold wind blew through, a moment passed before anyone else spoke.

"Fine." And it was Ren.

Horo fainted. Manta just sat there. And Anna? Oh she was telling whoever else needed to sleep with whomever.

"Hao. You are sleeping with Yoh."

Manta's look was of utter shock. Hao smiled from his perch in the tree. Anna smirked.

And Yoh? He sneezed from wherever he was.

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Translation:

Itako- sort of like a spirit summoner, Anna uses her necklace to summon them.

Le Dragon Noir- it means 'The Black Dragon.' If you don't get it, I'm not explaining it. I don't mean to be rude or racist or anything. But Seeing as 'Ryu' means Dragon and Chocolove is 'The Black Panther/Jaguar' I couldn't pass this up.

Kaia: I do apologize for the rather lateness of this chapter. I actually began writing it on the March Break, which was a while ago. –Bows- Sorry, –Fox ears twitch- is that a review creature I heard? I think it is…if you review it might just belong to you and be your friend. What do you think?

I think I should stop writing such think paragraphs, what do you guys think?