Eerie Queerie Vol:1
By: Lunatic Kitsune
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Eerie Queerie done with Harry Potter
Characters! Hopefully it'll be good. First Fanfic be gentle!
Disclaimer: Not mine. I own nothing. No Suing. Thank you.
Who's Who:
Mitsuo: Harry
Hasunuma: Draco
Ichi: Ron
Kiyomi: Ginny
Natsuko: Hermione
Chapter 1: Eerie Queerie!
"'The victim died instantly and was killed by a driver who fell asleep at the wheel.' Yeah, this is it! This is about me. Bummer, They didn't even run a photo of me." She said disappointedly as she leaned her elbows on the table.
"Ginny, even if you possess my body, there's not a whole lot you can do. Since the person who ran over you was caught, I think you should just rest in peace." Harry replied as he folded the newspaper up and got out his schoolbooks to study.
Ginny grinned impishly, "No way! There are still some things I want to do."
Her name was Ginny. Until last week, she was a sophomore at Beauxbaton High School.
As Harry studied, Ginny floated around the library a bit, bored, 'He's been studying here at the library since this morning; Harry must be a serious student.'
Ginny must've gotten pretty bored since she became a ghost.
Harry gritted his teeth as Ginny spoke, disrupting him. "That stuff looks hard. Are you studying for an exam?" Luckily, the bell for first class saved him for having to answer.
No one can see or hear her.
"So, what class is that for? Boy's school was always forbidden territory for me. This is exciting!" Ginny prattled behind Harry, floating like a wayward balloon as he walked to class.
'What a chatter-box.' Harry thought, annoyed, not replying to anything Ginny said.
As luck would have it, the first ghost I meet would end up having her way with me.
Of course, his silence was noticed by Ginny, she grabbed his ear and yelled quite loudly, "Hellooo…are you listening? Harry! Since you can see and hear me, you just can't pretend I don't exist!
"Hey!" Harry yelled, rubbing his abused ear. His outburst, naturally, attracted everyone's attention.
Bushing, he hurried down the hall as he spoke to Ginny, "Ms. Ginny, since I am the only one who cam see and hear you, could you please be more considerate?"
"Call me Ginny." She replied, not at all repentant, "You act as if where strangers."
'We are strangers.' Harry thought.
"At least you're not afraid of me." Ginny said grinning, " Otherwise, I would just be talking to myself."
Sighing, Harry opened the door to his class. 'I see you. I hear you. Nothing I can do about it.' He rationalized.
"Oh, is this your classroom?" Ginny asked as she peered over his head, " Let me see."
"OMIGAWD! He's here!" Ginny said in surprised, turning red as she followed Harry to his desk, "What should I do?"
Not paying attention to Ginny's growing excitement, he slid into his seat. 'I'm going to have to stop by the temple after school. I hope an exorcism won't cost too much.'
"Harry!"
Suddenly everything started to slow down, 'What's happening?'
"This is fate, you know. This is my big change." Ginny chattered on but it sounded... distant.
Ice steeped into his veins. 'I feel a sudden chill…'
"…but one other than you can see or hear me."
The room darken and warped slightly, 'Whooooa, this creepy.'
"Sorry Harry, but I gotta do this."
Suddenly, the room snapped back into focus, 'What just happened?' Harry thought, his felt odd sort of...floaty, he caught as glimpse of…himself! 'Hey, what am I doing over there? What the heck is going on? What how come I'm outside my body?'
Harry's Ginny possessed body stopped in front of a tall, pale boy with platinum hair as he talk with his friends. Blushing a deep red, Ginny/Harry stated loudly, "Excuse me, Draco. I've had a crush on you for the longest time."
Draco's eyes widened, "uh…."
"So Harry plays for the other team!"
"And I thought he was just quiet."
"What are you gonna do Draco? You guys gonna go on a date?"
Totally unaware of the pandemonium that her statement had cause in the classroom, she muttered as she walked back to Harry's seat, " Wow! I can't believe I finally did it."
"This is the first I've seen a real gay guy."
"Me, too."
"Me, too."
"Me, too."
"Bravo Harry!"
"Tell us when you're pregnant so we can all chip in."
"Hemorrhoids. He's got hemorrhoids."
"What's going on? Get in your seats!" The teacher yelled as her walked into the classroom.
God, please hurry up and take Ginny's soul.
"Hey, Harry, when a person's dead, she's got no reason to hold back." Ginny giggle sheepishly, "Still, that was kind of embarrassing."
Harry sipped his juice, her wasn't ignoring her, he learned his lesson thank you very much but he wasn't answering either. If Ginny weren't already dead, he would have killed her for that little stunt she pulled.
"What's the matter Harry? You're so bummed out."
"Well thanks to you, I have to hide behind the school to eat my lunch."
"Oh, Harry, you're sharing your feeling with me." She chirped as she clasped her hands together.
"You know, Ginny…" Harry said in frustration as he squeezed his juice box. "Ginny! You…violated the sacredness of the living!"
First Ginny paired him and Draco up during gym class, then she forced him the switch to a seat next to Draco during Bio. His textbook mysteriously disappeared so he had to look on with Draco and of course, nobody will let Harry look at their textbook. And when he tried, Ginny wouldn't let him defend himself.
Somehow, all this results in the first all male cheerleading squad. (Work it, Homo!)
"You see, Harry, I didn't expect Draco to be in the same class as you. I was caught off guard." Ginny said as she tried to explain herself, getting more and more excited. "I've had a crush on Draco for a year, but until now, the only thing I knew about him was where he went to school. This sure feels like fate. This is so exciting!"
'I really to get exorcized.' Harry thought feeling completely drained after Ginny went into Chick Mode.
Of course, a strange student calling out " Hey Queer!" didn't help any.
" So this next sentence would be translated…"
'By now Draco has got think I'm a freak.' Harry thought tiredly as ran a hand through his black hair and as he slumped in his chair, (next to Draco of course).
However ….
"You know, I was thinking…" Draco said in soft voice, getting Harry's attention.
…When it rains…..
"I wouldn't mind going out with you." Draco stated cheerfully, his silver eyes twinkling.
Completely flabbergasted Harry turned red and fell out of his seat as the catcalls form the dumb asses….uhhh…other students started.
"Whoa! Congratulation homo!"
"You may kiss the bride! Ha! Ha!"
…It pours.
Wow. You like me you really like me! Sobs
But seriously thank you so much for taking your time and reviewing. I appreciate it.
animegurl088: Thank you.
QueenB23: Me too.
kirito69: Will do!
WingsOfADream: Sorry! I thought I was kind of being original -;
Kawaidumpling: Draco never struck as Mitsuo nor had Harry as Hasunuma. Hasunuma, to me, is kind of…well…sneaky. Quite wiling to take advantage of sweet innocent Mitsuo (not in a bad way). I have (tentative) plans for who's going to be the priest and his little ghost slave.
I not much of a bottom!Draco fan, thought I am a Veela!Draco fan. Eerie Queerie was my first ever shounen-ai manga as well. Thanks for the long review.
trendyfishie89: Thank you very much. Hope I live up to your standard.
hee-chan2: Well, technically, yes. Harry is the 'passive' one and Draco is the 'aggressive' one. Yes, I've just put the HP characters in the EQ characters places. Hope that answers your questions.
