Eerie Queerie Vol:1

By: LunaticKitsune

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Eerie Queerie done with Harry Potter Characters! Hopefully it'll be good. First Fanfic be gentle! Mistakes are mine! Sorry!

Disclaimer: Not mine. I own nothing. No Suing. Thank you.

Who's Who:

Mitsuo: Harry

Hasunuma: Draco

Ichi: Ron

Kiyomi: Ginny

Natsuko: Hermione

Chapter 3: Eerie Queerie!

"Wait that was my big chance to out with him!" Ginny wailed as she floated behind Harry.

"Shut up!" He yelled over his shoulder as he ran down the sidewalk.

Right after school, I ran straight to a temple.

"An exorcism? To be perfectly honest…" the old priest of the temple said, "I've never conducted one is it the spirit of a fox or a raccoon?" The 'exorcism' commenced with many candles, odd sounding chanting, sticks of smelly incense and…much jumping around (at least that what it looked like.)

"Trying to exorcise me of his body is a lot of work!" Ginny commented, as she looked around, completely unaffected by the priest's actions.

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After THREE HOURS at the temple, Harry gave up and went home with Ginny trailing behind him.

"Gee, I'm impressed! You cook you own dinner?" Ginny said as Harry cooked his dinner, she followed him into the living room. "So….where's your mom?" She covered mouth, eyes wide before saying, "I'm sorry. Are you an orphan?"

Harry gave her a, 'don't be an idiot look' "My mother and father are alive and well thank you. They just work a lot."

"Oh, I see."

"Next up, we have the weather report…here's the five-day forecast…." Echoed through the house as Harry ate his dinner, ignoring Ginny.

"If I may ask…do you get lonely?" Asked Ginny, breaking the silence, " Harry, answer me. Are you mad at me? You're mad about what happened at noon. Aren't you? Is that it? Tell me!" Tears began to fill her eyes as Harry continued to ignore her, "You've got understand. You're the only person I can talk to!"

'Brat.' "I'd rather keep to my self," He said before continuing sarcastically, "If that's okay with you."

Just like that, the water works turned off, "Hmm…well, that explains why you don't have any friends at school. Why are you so quiet?"

A crow crying is already laughing.

"I like being alone. I'm a recluse." Harry said, slightly offended, before shrugging, "I guess I'm also used to it because my parents have always been so busy."

"You like being alone? When I died and became a ghost, I popped in on my funeral. A lot of people came to pay their respects. But it was so strange. No one, including my parents and friends, noticed me." Ginny said in a soft voice, she pinked Harry's nose, "Even when I did this. That whole time…I was all-alone."

Suddenly, hyper Ginny returned, "Ya know that sucks! If had body, I would celebrate today's encounter with Draco." She smiled at Harry; "I'll make seafood spaghetti for you …how's that sound? I'm a great cook! Oh, all I have to do is take over your body and make it."

"Don't you dare!" Harry said as he got up and put his plates in the dishwasher.

Ginny was a manic girl, crying one minute and laughing the next.

"I'm going to take a bath, so stay out trouble. Why don't you watch TV in the living room?"

"What? How boring!"

She was also selfish.

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Next Morning

"Good morning Harry." Harry's mom greeted her son, "You're up early? A box lunch? Unusual…"

"Good morning." Harry chirped, " I made one for you and one for dad."

"What? To school already?"

"Yes! Have a wonderful day!" Harry said as he…. skipped out the door.

She shook her head, "What's gotten in to him?"

'Uhh…where…am…I? I was in bed I think?' Harry looked around, confused about his surroundings, 'Akamatsu 4-chome?' Where the hell is that?'

Ginny had slipped out of Harry's body and was currently lying on the side walk, "Possessing someone takes a lot of energy. I'm pooped! But it all be worth it soon!"

'Here comes the bu-hey!' Harry thought, rubbing his eyes, 'My hands, they sting!' Bandages wrapped up what seemed to be burns and cuts on both hands.

"Hurry up, Harry! We're going to school on this bus!"

"Ginny." Harry said quietly as he got on the bus and paid the fee, even though was standing room only, "Can you please tell me why the hell I'm here! And what happened to my hands!"

"I'm sorry. I cut …and burn them…just a little." Ginny replied smiling, "I made lunch for you. I hope you like it."

'Feel free to take over my body.' Harry thought, checking to make sure he had everything, 'Don't tell me that's an instant meal!'

"Harry? Hey, Harry! What are you doing on this bus?"

Now I get it.

There, in all his blond glory was Draco. Before Harry could replied, he gave in to sudden urge to yawn was overwhelming, his jaw cracked.

"Wow, that's a loud yawn." Draco said impressed, standing very close to Harry.

Surprised by Draco's close proximity, Harry quickly moved to the back of the bus. 'He's so gay.' He was so freaked that he missed Draco's look of concern.

Even if Ginny keeps on possessing me…. I must defend my virtue no matter what it takes.

"Harry…why are you avoiding me?" Draco's warm breath raised the hair on the Harry's neck. Draco placed an elegant hand on hair forehead, "You look pale. Are you feeling sick?"

Harry slapped the hand away, "Don't touch me! I don't want to resort to violence." He moved back to the front of the bus, " Don't get any closer to me!"

"Hey Harry! What do you think your doing?" Ginny yelled at him, "Draco's worried about you. There's no reason to hit him. No violence!"

'Oh shut up!'

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"You know Harry, happiness is all around." Ginny spun around Harry, arms wide, "All you have to do is seize it!"

'Stop seizing my body then!' Harry thought.

I'm pissed. I'm tired of her playing with my body like it's some kind of rag doll.

It had been another awful day, all thanks to Ginny:

3rd period gym class, Ginny takes his body over, 'loses his balance' and molests Draco!

During Lunch, Ginny takes his body over (again!) and 'shares' his lunch with Draco!

Finally, after school, Ginny takes his body over (see a pattern?) and walk down the hall, holding Draco's hand!

Of course, everyone surrounds them, tell them how they 'Hope you guys are happy.'

Thanks to her, everyone thinks me and Draco are a couple.

"Haven't you had enough?" Harry walked up the walkway to his front door, "Hurry up and move on."

"No way." Ginny stuck her tongue out at him.

'Freak! I'll expel you one way or another!'

"Hey!" Ginny said suddenly speeding head, "Harry...wait a minute." She went through to door, at Ginny's words, Harry froze.

A few seconds later, he could move again. "Ahh…Free.." Angrily he yanked the door open, "Now what are you doing? I'm so over this!"

"Welcome home, Harry." Ginny stood there, smiling. Noticing his look of surprise, she asked, "Hey, What's wrong?"

"What are you doing?" Harry said, looking away so she would see confusion.

"There's never anyone here to greet you when you get home from school. That must make you feel so lonely."

Sighing, Harry bent down and tied his shoes; "There's nothing I can do about it, since there's no one around."

"But I'm here now. Welcome back Harry."

What did I do to deserve this?

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"Why are you read all those ghost magazines?" Ginny asked, fidgeting and watching the front door.

'My last retort is to perform an exorcism on myself.' Harry thought as he flipped through the magazines.

"What a drag!" Ginny fidgeting started to get worst. "Let play magical Bananas instead."

'Why are you so hyper today?'

The doorbell rang, cause Ginny to jump a foot, shooting her a look, Harry opened the door….

"Hi."

…. And promptly slammed it into a smiling Draco's face.

"Don't I have some homework to do?" Harry said cheerfully to Ginny.

"Hey!" Ginny growled threateningly, "If you don't let him in, I'll haunt you and all your descendents."

Weighting his options, Harry sighed and let Draco in.

"You sure are hot and cold." Draco commented, "You called me last night, remember?"

"I did?" Harry asked confused.

Draco nodded, "Yeah, at like two in the morning."

Harry shot Ginny a dirty look, a few awkward seconds ticked by. "So."

"You asked me to come over since tomorrow is a holiday." Draco shove his hands in his pockets, smiling softly, "I told you I had some thing to do, but I'd be happy to come over when I'm done…" His smile faded as he studied Harry, "You don't remember."

"Tell him you do!" Ginny instructed happily, "Now lend me your body, Harry!"

"Draco, I'm not feeling so well. I'll have to pass."

"How cruel!" Ginny said as she placed her hands on her hips. "Lend it to me."

'I won't let you.' Harry tired his best to resist.

Ginny was stronger, "Here I go."

"Harry?" Draco asked as he watched Harry twitched as if fighting something, "Do you need your head examined or what?"

"Oh…hey. Yeah well. I'm sorry it's nothing, nothing at all, heh heh." Firmly inside Harry's body, Ginny smiled cheerfully at Draco, " Come in, come in, please. I'll make you some tea."

Ginny lead Draco to the living room, with poor Harry floating behind them, "I was think we could maybe go out…" Ginny said sweetly, "But being together alone like this is nice too."

"Sure."

This is not good. I'm getting very nervous.

Dad's on the golf course with some clients.

Mom's works even on holidays.

I wish I had on a chastity belt.

Please don't kiss me. Please don't kiss me.

And then, my worst nightmare….

"Will you kiss?" Ginny asked out of the blue.

"Okay." Draco said happily.

"Yippee!" Ginny cheered.

" No, Ginny!" Harry had finally managed to grip Ginny neck, "This is my body!"

"It's just a kiss." Ginny stated, fighting back, "Go away!"

"Over my dead freakin body!" Harry yelled, pulling harder, trying to get Ginny out.

"You're so narrow-minded Harry! If you don't like it, go in the other room!"

"Cut it out, Ginny!" It was too much. "You still don't get it! This will never go anywhere! The embarrassment she put him through, "When you enter my body and get close to Draco he's falling for me, not you. For pete's sake girl, wake and smell the coffee!" the rage he felt when his took of his body without permission, "Using someone else's body to make up for what you missed when you where alive won't make things better." It all finally boiled over and he snapped, "You may be enjoying this but you're ruining my life you little bitch!

"Horrible! You're horrible. How can you say such things? What's important is the soul, right?" Ginny whispered, tears running down her face, "The body is just a container. Even if it's you on the outside, my heart, my inside, belong to me." Ginny started pacing the room, her voice raising, " And that means it's me Draco sees! Besides, don't you prefer being alone, Harry? This should be perfect for you! Why don't we jus say switched? I don't like being alone! There are still so many things I want to do."

Both Harry and Ginny were so deep into the fight, neither one saw Draco get and unbutton his shirt, or heard him whisper, "Never."

"I don't want to just die like I did." Ginny said, determined, " I'm never going to return your body..."

Suddenly, Draco wrapped his arms around Harry's Ginny infected body from behind holding it close to his own. Burning sensation started, "Dra…draco..it's hot!" Ginny whispered, " It's uhh..hot in here…hot…sto..stop."

"Yikes!" Harry started to freak out, "I'm going to get raped!"

"It burns. No..stop!"

Both Harry and Ginny felt the consciousness slip away, but still they fought as the slid down into the darkness.

"No! I'm not returning! I'm going to stay! No.."

"That's my body!"

"No! No way!"

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Hi everyone! Sorry it took me so long, but a) I have cold (which really, really, sucks because I'm going to JCON at the end of the week) and B) I have Finals this week as well. So here's a long chapter. Enjoy!

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WingsOfADream: Sorry about the typos, I try to get them all. Creepy similarities, neat but creepy. I love Magnetic Attraction! Have you read Not Your Usual Veela Mate By Janara? I suggest you do!

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my name is...: Mikumi: Perverted Priest , Kanau: Ghost (later becomes Mikumi's slave) they show up in vol.2

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