Children
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"I'm the best dark hero" Aragorn bragged. "I scared the hell out of four little hobbits."
"No, I'm the better dark hero," Sirius Black yelled at Aragorn. "An entire world thought I was evil! Including my godson."
"No I am. It took Samwise forever to trust me, your godson trusted you after a few hours!"
"I spent time in Azkaban!"
"So!"
"You ever spend 12 years with dementors?"
"No, I've delt with ringwraiths and orcs."
"I've fought Deatheaters, including my own cousin!"
"Yeah, you had magic, I only have a sword!" Sirius drew his wand as Aragorn drew his sword.
"Let's match the power of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to the thrown of Gondor agianst the imfamous Sirius Black!"
"Whoa, whoa Stop!" Harry yelled as he stepped between them.
"Really Aragorn, is this how a king of Gondor reacts to everything? Draws his sword?" Legolas said.
"Cool it Sirius, its not worth it," Harry said.
"You're a king! Act like one for heaven's sake!" Legolas said.
"He's just a stupid dark wizard anyway," Aragorn said. Siriu tried to get passed Harry.
"Let me at him, let me at him!"
"Sirius, NO!"
"Come on you two, kiss and make up." Legolas said.
"Never, I'm not a dark wizard!" Gandalf and Dumbledore showed up.
"SIRIUS! Stop acting like a child, you're a grown man for Merlin's sake." Dumbledore repremanded him.
"Aragorn, you know better than this, apologise!" Gandalf said.
"I'm sorry," Aragorn said, hanging his head.
"No I'm sorry, I over reacted."
"No I'm sorry. I never should have said it."
"No me!"
"No me!"
"No me!"
"No me!"
"No Me!"
"No Me!"
"No Me!"
"No Me!"
"NO ME!"
"NO ME!"
"NO ME!"
"NO ME!"
"I give up," Harry said as they continued to argue.
"Its not worth it." Legolas agreed.
"Oh well," Dumbledore said.
"Well, when Aragorn starts to argue, there's no stopping him." Gandalf said, resigned.
"Children," all for said, shaking their heads.
