Riza: (to Ed) Get over here pipsqueak!
Ed: WHO ARE U CALLING A PIPSQUEAK! (Shoots Riza)
(Roy runs in and jumps)
Roy: NOOOOOO! FullMetal!
Ed: (Hides the gun behind his back) Oops?
Roy: (Jumps at Ed) DIE! (Stops in midair)
(Maes walks in)
Maes: Cut! That's a wrap. Roy love confession, take 1, is good. (Walks over to Roy) Good job, lots of emotion.
Roy: WHAT! That was all a joke.
Maes: Pretty much, yes. It is part of my new movie " Military Love"
Roy: But-but-but-but-but-but... (faints)
Maes: Actor down! Get Riza over here!
Riza: (Points gun at Roy's head) GET UP!
Roy: (stumbles up and runs to the side) What the hell are you think your doing, Hawkeye?
Riza: (Ignoringly) Waking you up, sir.
(Ed rolls on the floor laughing)
"Meow"
Ed turns slowly
Ed: AAAALLLL! Get your tin can ass over here!
Al: Yes Ni-san? "Meow" (turns red)
Ed: Put the damn cat back NOW!
Hayate runs in and attacks Al with the cat in him
Al: Aaaaahhh!
(Breda runs in.)
Breda: Told you that they were monsters! (Runs away)
Al: Get if off! Get it off! Get it off!
(Riza shoots around Black Hayate like in the other FMA episode.)
Everyone screams and looks at Riza.
Riza: Now we won't be doing that anymore, now will we?
(Hayate nods.)
Riza: Now lets go to the office for a cup of coffee!
(Everyone looks at Riza as she walks out calmly.)
Riza: (Angrily) ARE YOU GUYS COMING?
(Everyone runs out frantically to follow her)
The End!
