Okay everyone, I decided to be really mean and make a X ficcy. You'll know the pairing soon enough. Oo, this is gonna be fun! Get ready for plenty of hot, hot scenes:D snicker I am positively evil!
Kyo was sleeping in the sun out on the porch. Why? Have you ever known a cat that doesn't like to sleep in the sun! That's what I thought. Anyways, Ayame had come strolling up to Shigure's house to come and visit his darling younger brother, our precious Yuki. (A: Actually, I can't stand the bastard. Die Yuki!)
Fortunately, because the ficcy writer wished it so, Yuki was being chased by a bull halfway across Japan. After searching for Yuki for a total of 3 ½ seconds, Ayame decided to go and visit his precious Kyonkitchi.
"My precious Kyonkitchi, where are you?" Ayame sang, looking for Kyo everywhere besides the place where Kyo was.
"Leame lone." The kind ficcy writer will translate sleepy, annoyed Kyo talk into English for you. Ahem. "Leave me alone."
"Kyonkitchi! There you are!" Ayame ran to Kyo and gathered him up in his arms, hugging the life out of poor Kyo.
"Let me go sicko! I don't like you!" Kyo shouted at Ayame as he pushed himself off the glamorous snake.
"Oh, but Kyonkitchi, I have something wonderful to tell you!" Ayame shouted again, gesturing wildly.
"Tell it to someone cares!"
"But darling Yun-chan isn't around, he's being chased halfway across Japan by a rabid bull because the ficcy writer wished it so!" At hearing this Kyo rejoiced. Yuki was gone!
"I LOVE YOU FICCY WRITER!" he screamed to the sky and no one in particular. Besides the ficcy writer. A booming voice came from the sky.
"In return for you saying that you love me, I'll give you something very special," Kyo grinned. What was it, what was it! Precious Kyo didn't know the ficcy writer's true intentions though. Her intentions to make a world of chaos! MUAHAHA!
All of a sudden Ayame spun around and yelled at Kyo.
"My precious Kyonkitchi, I love you and always will and always have!"
After confessing his love to a very oblivious Kyo, Ayame gave him one right on the kisser. No, not a punch. Not a slap either, use the twisted part of your minds people! Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum…Yay, you got! Yes, indeed, Ayame kissed Kyo! Now see here, you know that Ayame has always called our yummy Kyo 'Kyonkitchi' and that it bugged the hell out of Kyo right? Well, you know how little kids tease each other when they have a crush on each other? Same case here! Except Kyo never thought that Ayame actually liked him, he always thought he was just his annoying, gay cousin.
Kyo pushed Ayame off of him.
"What the hell was that! You just stole my first kiss!" he asked thoroughly disgusted and appalled.
"Kyonkitchi, I love you!"
"You what!"
"I love you!"
"B-But we're cousins! And guys!"
"Oh Kyonkitchi, I thought you'd've figured it out by now. Didn't you know, I'm gay!"
"I knew that!"
"And that I loved you?"
"I didn't know that, and don't want to!"
"But Kyonkitchi…" Ayame had tears welling in his eyes, the poor thing. He began to sob. Kyo didn't' know what to do. So he kind of just held Ayame awkwardly and rubbed his back and said soothing words to him.
"There there…" Kyo had a red face and an Ayame in his arms. Clever Ayame! He staged the whole thing, being able to fake cry was such a wonderful ability! The ficcy writer envies his talents. His precious Kyonkitchi was holding him willingly! Kyo had been very surprised when Ayame had confessed his love for him, and wasn't quite sure he wanted to be gay, not including being incest as well! All of a sudden Ayame stood up, not crying anymore and seized Kyo by the shoulders. He gave him a deep, long kiss, causing Kyo's face to go even redder.
"Kyonkitchi, do you love me?" he asked when they paused for a breath.
"I-I-Um, that is…uhhhh…Wha-N-N-Ye--?" Kyo stumbled all over his words, not quite sure how to break it to his cousin that he wasn't interested in guys.
"Ooh, Kyonkitchi said he loves me!" Ayame squealed. "I must tell Haa-san right away!" Ayame flipped out his cell phone and called Hatori, which didn't take very long. You see, he had him on speed-dial. "Haa-san! Kyonkitchi just said that he loves me! I'm so happy! EEEEEE!" Ayame started jumping up and down he was so excited at his new love. Kyo could only watch helplessly as Ayame told Hatori every detail about what happened in the last five minutes. When Ayame had his cell phone in his hand, it was like trying to get Kagura off Kyo. Wouldn't happen.
"Bye Haa-san!"
"Will you please stop calling me as often as you do!" Kyo could hear Hatori say exhaustively before Ayame flipped the phone shut.
"Now where were we…Ah yes."
Back Stage Discussion
Hyper-writer14: Oh this is fun!
Ayame: My precious Kyonkitchi is finally realizing my love!
Kyo: Hey, am I gonna end up straight or gay?
Hyper-writer14: We'll have to wait and see, won't we?
Kyo: You stupid authors and your stupid suspense!
Yuki: running from bull AHHHH! Call it off, call it off!
Hyper-writer14: You're not halfway across Japan yet. Only 1/50.
Yuki: Please?
Hyper-writer14: No can do. I hate you.
Yuki: WHY ME!
Hyper-writer14: Because I hate you and wished it upon you. I control your destinies…whips out crystal ball Now Kyo, get over here you sexy bastard…starts making out with Kyo
Ayame: Kyo's mine!
Hyper-writer14: Go join your idiot brother. zaps Ayame with Yuki who's running from a bull across Japan
Yuki and Ayame: AAAHHHH!
Hyper-writer14: Now where were we?
Kyo: We were making out.
Hyper-writer14: Right! Well, see you next chappy! REVIEW! starts making out with Kyo again
