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Note: Sorry about uploading Chapter 6 more than once…I just made an oopsies, that's all! It's still the same Chapter 6! Yaay!

Second Note: Happy Birthday, Kit!


Chapter 7: Sephiroth's Mistake

Sephiroth glared at Aeris after being smacked. Aeris, however, seemed to have forgotten about the smack—despite the fact that her hand tingled from lack of past smackings done and that there was a bright red hand-shaped mark on Sephiroth's face. She was examining him.

"You always wear the same thing, you know…"
"IF YOU GET ANY IDEAS ABOUT CHANGING THE WAY I LOOK, WOMAN, I WILL STICK YOUR HEAD INTO A PIT OF RABID, STARVING CHIHUAHAS!" the mighty ex-General snarled.

"…Why that type of dog? Aren't, say, bulldogs or something like that more vicious?" Aeris asked.

"DO I LOOK LIKE A DAMN DOG TRAINER?"

With that, he went back to sulking at the feminine kitchen table—a sight that made Aeris giggle. And giggle. And giggle…until finally the blow she gave her unwanted companion earlier was returned to her. Hard.

"Oops…" Sephiroth looked down at the unconcious Cetra woman and nudged her side with the toe of his black boot. "The Planet won't be happy about this…"

He examined her unconcious body, pushed the thoughts he really shouldn't be having ("Because I am a GOD and GODS don't have these thoughts!") out of his head and slung her carelessly over his shoulder. He felt her heartbeat in her chest against the back of her shoulder, so he knew she was alive.

Once he reached her room, he carelessly flopped her down onto the bed and walked back down to the kitchen, resuming his seemingly beloved hobby of sulking at the table.

Everything went black.

"Sephiroth!"

"What do you want, Planet?" Sephiroth grumbled, cringing slightly at the only voice that sounded more Godly than his.

"I would nag you like a mother and tell you, 'That wasn't a good thing to do!' But you already know that! So instead you can feel what she feels!"

"…Menstruation?"

"NO!" the Planet roared. "Unconsciousness!"

"Um…How can you FEEL unconscious?" Sephiroth asked, then pondered over his question. "Hmm…it doesn't seem to be a very vivid thing to feel—"

"Okay, so maybe feel wasn't the best word! Maybe I should have said…experienced! Do you think so?" asked the Planet.

"How should I know?" Sephiroth grumbled.
"NO! WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CHATTING! I'm supposed to be punishing you! When you wake up from the trance-like realms of our conversations, you shall fall unconcious!"

"Wouldn't that ruin the purpose of waking up at all…?"

"SILENCE!"

Sephiroth woke up, and then did the opposite.


Yumesuta: Okay. So maybe that wasn't so funny. And maybe it was very short.But I wanted to put in a quick chapter to apologize for adding Chapter 6 twice. By the way, Chapters 6 and 7 will count as one day together, so now there's gonna be at least 33 chapters to this fic…maybe more…maybe less, I dunno. Anyway. REVIEW!